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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Gluey on August 21, 2007, 09:21:28 PM
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I know I do. I have a yellow one and is name is Ringo. I like to put mine at full power.
I heard that in Texas they think your a lesbo if you own those things
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A yellow submarine?
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A yellow submarine?
How did they get all those peole to live in there?? Wouldn't it get hot an muggy after a while??
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No but i'm getting a bullet.
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I have a few and I got a new one for my birthday from a lovely member of this site- I haven't named any of them though :laugh:
As for Texas- I'm pretty sure its illegal to buy them there. :o
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you, er, name them, beatle...?
so, in texas, you're a lesbian if you own a vibrator? and this is the place where they invented chaps? the mind boggles...
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I have a few. None of them have names that they didn't come with (ie, the rabbit). If that makes me a lesbian...well, fine by me. :D
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i find them a bit like tattoos, though - once you've got one, you can't help but want another. a bit addictive...
;D ;)
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I hate mine.
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i want one...one day. ::)
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no. im a guy
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no. im a guy
So? I am too, and I have one or two.
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thats because your a faggot so it doesnt suprise me
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thats because your a faggot so it doesnt suprise me
My wife and unborn child (not to mention the already born one) might argue that.....
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i find them a bit like tattoos, though - once you've got one, you can't help but want another. a bit addictive...
;D ;)
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that way! :lol: They make such a ridiculous variety of them these day, you just want to try them all!
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i'd like a cute one. no weird ass extentions. just a plain old one. but reaches the g spot and is pink.
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thats because your a faggot so it doesnt suprise me
My wife and unborn child (not to mention the already born one) might argue that.....
that doesnt mean you still cant be a faggot but nice try.
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i'd like a cute one. no weird ass extentions. just a plain old one. but reaches the g spot and is pink.
Where should I send it?
http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0618--m-46 (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0618--m-46)
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thats because your a faggot so it doesnt suprise me
My wife and unborn child (not to mention the already born one) might argue that.....
that doesnt mean you still cant be a faggot but nice try.
Ah, I forgot. You have little to no concept of how sex and love work in the real world. I must try to keep that in mind.
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where is the option:
i'm a guy and love to have one in my ass when i masturbate
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I don't have one and I don't want one.
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where is the option:
i'm a guy and love to have one in my ass when i masturbate
Good point.
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where is the option:
i'm a guy and love to have one in my ass when i masturbate
Good point.
or the option:
i am a gay man and my boyfriend likes one in his ass while he is sucking my cock.
or...
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or we could just go with the simple option of I'm a guy but I still enjoy them' :laugh:
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i'd like a cute one. no weird ass extentions. just a plain old one. but reaches the g spot and is pink.
Where should I send it?
http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0618--m-46 (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0618--m-46)
lol. that got crappy ratings. invent a better one Tesla.
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http://www.sextoys.co.uk/
the rock chick is rather, er, interesting. ;)
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A yellow submarine?
Why yes......of course but only my batteries live in it.
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we all live in a yellow submarine
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I'd much rather have a real man who I can get to quake with fear.
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I'd much rather have a real man who I can get to quake with fear.
What happend with Thag??
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I'd much rather have a real man who I can get to quake with fear.
What happend with Thag??
How should I know? I haven't been keeping in especially close contact since the breakup.
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6 hours later: THREADKILLLLLLLLLLLL!!! W00000T!!!!
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
How would he have known my number?
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
How would he have known my number?
It was a joke.
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
How would he have known my number?
It was a joke.
I know it was, but I felt like ruining the moment.
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
How would he have known my number?
It was a joke.
I know it was, but I felt like ruining the moment.
It's nothing to be ashamed of. Most of us get weird vibes from Peter; it's just that it's usually metaphorical.
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My cheap and nasty mobile phone vibrates. :o
Do cheap and nasty people call you?
Ironically, no.
Actually, I tell a lie: I did have some Scottish guy trying to have phone sex with me.
why did you give peter your mobile number?
How would he have known my number?
It was a joke.
I know it was, but I felt like ruining the moment.
likely excuse. i think the real reason is that you are dense.
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Sometimes I can be, and that isn't a crime. Though in this case, I wasn't.
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Sometimes I can be, and that isn't a crime. Though in this case, I wasn't.
i didn't really mean it. i was just showing off my new name and avatar.
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Ralph Malph?
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Ralph Malph?
sunday, monday happy days....
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Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.
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Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.
nexy, i may be potsy.
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Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.
Ditto, but I'm still having very vivid flashbacks to nick at nite. THanks, McJ.*
*I know I did not quote McJ above, hence why I am addressing the real McJ by name.
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Richie Cunningham ftw
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Ralph Malph?
sunday, monday happy days....
tuesday wednesday happy days... thursday friday happy days... dada dah dada dah dadadadadadadaaaa
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It's nothing to be ashamed of. Most of us get weird vibes from Peter; it's just that it's usually metaphorical.
:plus: bahaha
should i be expecting one in the mail?
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It's pretty sad the number of pathetic vibrators you read about on sex toy sites. It shouldn't be difficult at all to make one that's more than powerful enough, yet manufacturers still use pager motors which are more likely to make the woman numb than make her orgasm. I could assemble crap from RadioShack that can overpower most vibrators.
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Never owned one of my own,
but they are interesting.
Better than slugs.
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Ralph Malph?
sunday, monday happy days....
tuesday wednesday happy days... thursday friday happy days... dada dah dada dah dadadadadadadaaaa
i loathed that programme.
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don't tell that to McFonzieRalphie.
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It's pretty sad the number of pathetic vibrators you read about on sex toy sites. It shouldn't be difficult at all to make one that's more than powerful enough, yet manufacturers still use pager motors which are more likely to make the woman numb than make her orgasm. I could assemble crap from RadioShack that can overpower most vibrators.
Yeah its hard to find out with the right kind of vibrations and enough power- I prefer the magic wand types- mine can get me off in under a minute.
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Ralph Malph?
sunday, monday happy days....
tuesday wednesday happy days... thursday friday happy days... dada dah dada dah dadadadadadadaaaa
i loathed that programme.
And so did Lucifer turn off her telly... forever.
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if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.
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if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.
I like to prolong the anticipation usually. ;)
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for me it's just a way to get rid of hornyness. it can get annoying. :P it's like "shut up downstairs! i'm trying to focus on something and you keep bothering me"
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for me it's just a way to get rid of hornyness. it can get annoying. :P it's like "shut up downstairs! i'm trying to focus on something and you keep bothering me"
:laugh: Then get one of the magic wand types- I've found they're very effective at getting the job done quickly- plus you don't need batteries as they plug in. :eyebrows:
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into the computer? that'd be neat.
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for me it's just a way to get rid of hornyness. it can get annoying. :P it's like "shut up downstairs! i'm trying to focus on something and you keep bothering me"
:laugh: Then get one of the magic wand types- I've found they're very effective at getting the job done quickly- plus you don't need batteries as they plug in. :eyebrows:
Aren't they kind of noisy though if they're that powerful? I've thought about getting one, but the last thing I want is to attract undue attention when I'm trying to have some private time. lol
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Yes I can understand that consideration :laugh: The one I have isn't that loud- its not an actual Hitachi magic wand though- is no noisier than the battery powered ones I have (and is quieter than my 'dead' rabbit).
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The Hitachi magic wand is the world's best selling "personal massager".
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if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.
I like to prolong the anticipation usually. ;)
Ditto. I'm assuming the vibrators that are making you girls go off like blasting caps have penetrating/gspot components? (I know the rabbit does, but haven't heard of the magic wand.)
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You can get attachments for the magic wand to make it into a g-spot stimulator but I just use mine for clitoral stimulation- if you position it just right its hard to stop yourself from orgasming quickly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand)
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You can get attachments for the magic wand to make it into a g-spot stimulator but I just use mine for clitoral stimulation- if you position it just right its hard to stop yourself from orgasming quickly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand)
Wow. Maybe that's a more desirable way to go about it for people who have kids or limited privacy?
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if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.
I like to prolong the anticipation usually. ;)
Ditto. I'm assuming the vibrators that are making you girls go off like blasting caps have penetrating/gspot components? (I know the rabbit does, but haven't heard of the magic wand.)
i haven't either.
i've never had any joysticks.
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into the computer? that'd be neat.
http://juxin.manufacturer.globalsources.com/si/6008819968432/pdtl/Electric-massager/1002054539/Plug-and-plug-USB-Vibrator.htm
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God DAMNIT! Some schmuck beat me to it and got post #69! :grrr:
So anyway, for all of you who got vibrators , do any of you(FEMALES only plz!fags STFU) stick it up your asshole from time to time?
Obviously it would need to be washed with disinfectant afterwards. Even if you dont, have you ever tried having something in your asshole at the same time?
Like a buttplug, or a dildo or somethin.....Thats what they call double penetration; I hear it feels really good for women. ;D
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God DAMNIT! Some schmuck beat me to it and got post #69! :grrr:
Guess you'll just have to set your goals lower.
Given what you've shown here, I'd suggest a
LOT lower.
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Guess you'll just have to set your goals lower.
Given what you've shown here, I'd suggest a
LOT lower.
In that case, Bend Over and Spread yer Cheeks! :laugh:
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no thanks.
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God DAMNIT! Some schmuck beat me to it and got post #69! :grrr:
So anyway, for all of you who got vibrators , do any of you(FEMALES only plz!fags STFU) stick it up your asshole from time to time?
Obviously it would need to be washed with disinfectant afterwards. Even if you dont, have you ever tried having something in your asshole at the same time?
Like a buttplug, or a dildo or somethin.....Thats what they call double penetration; I hear it feels really good for women. ;D
don't tell fags to STFU! I AM THE FAGHAG AND DEFENDOR OF HOMOS AND I WILL TELL YOU TO STFU YOU CUNT!!!
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:finger:
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I never had one nor plan on getting one but my ex wanted me to get one so he bought one for two bucks at a yard sale. I never really cared for them and don't see why they are so important.
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I never had one nor plan on getting one but my ex wanted me to get one so he bought one for two bucks at a yard sale. I never really cared for them and don't see why they are so important.
i wouldn't use a vibrator that someone picked up at a yard sale. ;)
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I never had one nor plan on getting one but my ex wanted me to get one so he bought one for two bucks at a yard sale. I never really cared for them and don't see why they are so important.
i wouldn't use a vibrator that someone picked up at a yard sale. ;)
I'm hoping/praying that she is referring to what we usually call a massager.
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I never had one nor plan on getting one but my ex wanted me to get one so he bought one for two bucks at a yard sale. I never really cared for them and don't see why they are so important.
i wouldn't use a vibrator that someone picked up at a yard sale. ;)
And I gave it back to him when my mother told me don't use it because it could have viruses on it and I could get STD's.
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I never had one nor plan on getting one but my ex wanted me to get one so he bought one for two bucks at a yard sale. I never really cared for them and don't see why they are so important.
i wouldn't use a vibrator that someone picked up at a yard sale. ;)
And I gave it back to him when my mother told me don't use it because it could have viruses on it and I could get STD's.
I stand corrected. :puke:
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I never had one nor plan on getting one but my ex wanted me to get one so he bought one for two bucks at a yard sale. I never really cared for them and don't see why they are so important.
i wouldn't use a vibrator that someone picked up at a yard sale. ;)
And I gave it back to him when my mother told me don't use it because it could have viruses on it and I could get STD's.
I stand corrected. :puke:
who has the guts to put that out for sale?
c'mon, all your neighbors are likely to stop by. :laugh:
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god, i wouldn't buy a vibrator used! :laugh:
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god, i wouldn't buy a vibrator used! :laugh:
but, would you use a used vibrator?
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Hey pennywise, so you're faghag. Thats cool, I dont really give a fuck. I just didnt particularly wanna hear about Dudes shoving vibrators up their dirty filthy assholes cuz thats just So fuckin' Ghey! :lol:
-I hope you picked up the irony of the last sentence ;)
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no i really didn't. explain, please. :P :asthing:
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:violin:
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why are so many of the noobs complete knobs? ???
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i dunno hunbun.
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why are so many of the noobs complete knobs? ???
We all are, but we don;t know the noobs' endearing qualities yet.
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why are so many of the noobs complete knobs? ???
We all are, but we don;t know the noobs' endearing qualities yet.
this is probably due to our reputation. i think people come here firing....and guarded.
if they stick around and pay attention, they usually lighten up a bit.