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Title: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Scrapheap on August 14, 2007, 08:35:11 PM
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 14, 2007, 08:38:32 PM
Do you need a mirror to go along with that post?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 08:38:52 PM
I regret opening this thread.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Peter on August 14, 2007, 08:49:08 PM
I played with my willy while looking at pics of girls.  Am I a bad boy?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Alex179 on August 14, 2007, 08:50:18 PM
I played with my willy while looking at pics of girls.  Am I a bad boy?

Pretty sure that would make all of us bad boys.

I wonder who would punish us for that.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on August 14, 2007, 08:56:13 PM
I digested the FSM a few days ago and inherited all of it's powers.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 14, 2007, 08:56:29 PM
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 14, 2007, 09:02:14 PM
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.
21 more posts and your post count will be 12345.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.

Even me?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 14, 2007, 09:10:33 PM
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.

Even me?
anything i do.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 09:21:29 PM
 :lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 14, 2007, 09:23:45 PM
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 09:26:40 PM
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Eclair on August 14, 2007, 09:43:35 PM
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

Is this a serious conversation Cal?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 14, 2007, 09:49:44 PM
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
i really don't understand what you are saying.  i am a nice guy.  ;D
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 10:22:11 PM
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

Is this a serious conversation Cal?

Not with him, as I can't allow him
to understand. Others though might,
and thus it could be considered an important
statement.

i really don't understand what you are saying.  i am a nice guy.  ;D

No disagreement about this.
I just can't deal with certain consequences
being on my soul (or sole).
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 14, 2007, 10:24:58 PM
like stepping in shit?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Eclair on August 14, 2007, 10:26:30 PM
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

Is this a serious conversation Cal?

Not with him, as I can't allow him
to understand. Others though might,
and thus it could be considered an important
statement.

i really don't understand what you are saying.  i am a nice guy.  ;D

No disagreement about this.
I just can't deal with certain consequences
being on my soul (or sole).

Plain english please for the simpler folk.

(My God, I feel for your students! How the fuck did you teach them anything?)
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 10:43:14 PM
like stepping in shit?

Much so.



Plain english please for the simpler folk.

(My God, I feel for your students! How the fuck did you teach them anything?)

Sorry. If I make it simple enough for you, I suspect McJ will get it.
He seems to understand me a tad better. THAT, I can't have.
If you wish to know, PM me, on promise that you don't tell him.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 14, 2007, 11:55:35 PM
 :fsm:

THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.

I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.

MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on August 14, 2007, 11:58:45 PM
I eat TONS of mac'n'cheese.

But I will be eating pizza and chili today.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 12:04:17 AM
 :fsm:

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOU SHALT RECEIVE THY PUNISHMENT.

110 000 MACARONI PICTURES BY MONDAY!!!
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 01:31:00 AM
:fsm:

THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.

I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.

MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.

PASTA !!!

:laugh:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 04:38:45 AM
That brings me to my first confession: I eat too much pasta.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 10:54:13 AM
:fsm:

THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.

I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.

MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.

PASTA !!!

:laugh:

LOL
:laugh:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 10:57:54 AM
;D

i still haven't forgotten, you know.  ;)
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 11:00:55 AM
:-*

drive by kissing ^
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Randy on August 15, 2007, 11:08:22 AM
I could post a few jokes, and I make alot in real life to.  People like my humour, and I lend a helping hand to even those who hate me.  I gave medical advice to my sister even though she is a bitch.  I understand problems, I think she does blunts because she has serious issues.  She had to dye her hair for the part in the movie, and mine turns more white naturally in the summer.  I have seen her wear hair pieces a few times to and taken strong weight loss pills.  She is not loosing her hair, and she is only a little chunk now, good job.  Its too bad she can't straighten the rest of her act up.  If she was online, I would like she was I might just chew her ear off.  I think I did actually send her some nasty pms when she was here, but she was only trying to look out for me.  I said it about a few times, leave me alone, what does she need me to spell it out? It was when I was doing those semi, she was calling my mom.  My mom is not my guardian anymore even though she thinks she is.  I think about what she says, that woman is psychotic, but sometimes what she says has truth.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 11:09:08 AM
:-*

drive by kissing ^

:LMAO:
+
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 11:12:57 AM
cheers matey. :eyelash:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 11:13:48 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 15, 2007, 11:18:08 AM
You two are so cute.  :)

 :-* and a  :-*
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 11:19:39 AM
 :-*

hey!  snog fest!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 15, 2007, 11:21:54 AM
:-*

hey!  snog fest!  :woohoo:
Love snog fests!

 :plus: to you both for making me smile today.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 11:22:58 AM
 :eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Randy on August 15, 2007, 11:23:15 AM
I should say, toying with aspie dxes, was going overboard.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 15, 2007, 11:24:35 AM
:eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
OH?!  Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 11:25:42 AM
tongue action!!!

(http://blogs.salon.com/0002007/images/lesbian_kiss.jpg)
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 15, 2007, 11:26:37 AM
 :penis:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 11:27:17 AM
:eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
OH?!  Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.

wahey! 

hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 12:28:28 PM
tongue action!!!


Just a bit of lip sucking.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 01:57:46 PM
:eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
OH?!  Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.

wahey! 

hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again.   :eyebrows:

birthday suits? :P
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 02:04:49 PM
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 02:12:51 PM
:eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
OH?!  Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.

wahey! 

hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again.   :eyebrows:

birthday suits? :P

eventually...  ;)
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Pyraxis on August 15, 2007, 06:15:39 PM
(...brilliance...)

like stepping in shit?

Much so.

 :LMAO: Calandale, how did I miss this?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:17:25 PM
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:18:15 PM
:eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
OH?!  Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.

wahey! 

hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again.   :eyebrows:

birthday suits? :P

eventually...  ;)

what's before that? skincoloured suits?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:18:22 PM
(...brilliance...)

like stepping in shit?

Much so.

 :LMAO: Calandale, how did I miss this?

I'm just glad SOMEONE got it.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Pyraxis on August 15, 2007, 07:15:59 PM
For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Peter on August 15, 2007, 07:20:45 PM
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.

She stole my birthyear.   :'(
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 07:22:00 PM
For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.

The danger, of course, was keeping it
far enough away from the edge of what
one might notice, but showing enough
that others had a chance.

Which is difficult when the one, though
lazy, is not a fool.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 15, 2007, 08:08:59 PM
For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.

The danger, of course, was keeping it
far enough away from the edge of what
one might notice, but showing enough
that others had a chance.

Which is difficult when the one, though
lazy, is not a fool.
omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 08:26:04 PM

omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.

Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 11:03:29 PM
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.

She stole my birthyear.   :'(

you were born 83? how old are you?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 05:59:52 AM

omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.

Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
you didn't let me finish:


....in your own mind.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Scrapheap on August 16, 2007, 08:42:01 AM
you were born 83? how old are you?

He's 65 Milla.  ....  ;)
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: richard on August 16, 2007, 08:50:15 AM
i probably have the dirtiest mind in the western world, you dont even want to know what im thinking about shit.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: vodz on August 16, 2007, 08:52:28 AM
i probably have the dirtiest mind in the western world, you dont even want to know what im thinking about shit.

I'm curious now - what are you thinking about shit?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: richard on August 16, 2007, 08:58:40 AM
the price is wrong bitch, try again
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Peter on August 16, 2007, 09:02:49 AM
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.

She stole my birthyear.   :'(

you were born 83? how old are you?

Not you, SG.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: vodz on August 16, 2007, 09:09:29 AM
the price is wrong bitch, try again

I never thought about shit that way.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: richard on August 16, 2007, 09:11:03 AM
two more trys then your outta the game and we have to find a new contestant
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: vodz on August 16, 2007, 09:25:08 AM
two more trys then your outta the game and we have to find a new contestant
First I want to know what I can win!
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 01:00:53 PM

omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.

Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
you didn't let me finish:


....in your own mind.

Ah good. I was hoping you would remain too lazy
to figure it out. And no, clever would have been setting
it so EVERYONE else could understand. I don't know you
quite that well yet.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 01:01:53 PM
the price is wrong bitch, try again

I never thought about shit that way.

Think again then. Shit is well worth paying for.
Good fertilizer.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 01:03:22 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 01:06:11 PM

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.

You always no how to turn me on.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 01:08:47 PM
 :eyelash:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 16, 2007, 01:13:22 PM
I walked on the property of the Benny and Joon house and peeked in through the window. I couldn't stop resisting the feeling.
I grabbed one of the mail out from the mailbox and looked at the address on it of the home and surprisenly, it was the same address as it was on Joon's medical alert card.  :o What kind of movie company uses real addresses instead of made up ones.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 16, 2007, 01:24:25 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
:hug: 
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 01:27:39 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
:hug: 

cheers matey :) +

i feel better now. and the music's gone from the depressing The Autumns to a happier The Shins.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Tesla on August 16, 2007, 01:29:19 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
:hug: 

cheers matey :) +

i feel better now. and the music's gone from the depressing The Autumns to a happier The Shins.
Good.  I decided to have a blast from the past and put on some Portishead...  what a mistake that was, I think I may slit my wrists and wear my hair in front of my eyes now.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: richard on August 16, 2007, 01:31:00 PM
two more trys then your outta the game and we have to find a new contestant
First I want to know what I can win!
a punch in the nuts :laugh:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
lol. it's amazing what a difference music makes. must choose wisely. try some Shins. it's really pleasant. :)
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 02:19:56 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 02:26:47 PM
The better to suck upon.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
thread killer.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 02:50:47 PM
Thread reviver.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 02:55:23 PM
thread re-reviver.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 02:58:43 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.

indeed. how the hell can an "accident" like that happen?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 03:08:39 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.

indeed. how the hell can an "accident" like that happen?
on such a grand scale.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 03:09:38 PM
i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.

if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.

indeed. how the hell can an "accident" like that happen?
The chinese just dont care what gets put into their products basically. They dont have the regulations that us westerners have.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 03:18:44 PM
This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 03:28:24 PM
This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 03:31:16 PM
I used to love Indian food, until I found out
'twasn't made out of Indians.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 04:06:29 PM
I used to love Indian food, until I found out
'twasn't made out of Indians.
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Teejay on August 16, 2007, 05:41:07 PM
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.

A lot of countries in Asia aren't fucking very much anymore. Countries like China, Japan, South Korea, Thailand and Taiwan have lower birth rates than the USA. Other countries are rapidly heading down to the US level or end up even lower.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 05:52:00 PM
they also have smaller penii.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 05:56:08 PM
they also have smaller penii.
Oh yeah: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm  :laugh:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 06:15:18 PM
This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
the mexicans are the ones who fuck too much...without measures to control pregnancy.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 06:16:21 PM
This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
the mexicans are the ones who fuck too much...without measures to control pregnancy.
Or STI's it seems.  :P
I was thinking the indians and the middle east areas myself doing the extra fucking.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 30, 2014, 03:36:51 PM
I've been very naughty!!       :kapkao:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: odeon on October 30, 2014, 11:27:57 PM
Aren't you always?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 31, 2014, 02:43:30 PM
Wrong thread.   :police:    :P
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: odeon on November 01, 2014, 02:57:46 AM
Is it? :P
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 02, 2014, 04:22:05 PM
  God is not mocked.  :M


   FSM shall face judgment, as all creatures do.  :christ: :fsm:
Ruh roh!
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 02, 2014, 07:22:55 PM
Is it? :P

Yes.  :police:

No questions are allowed here, only your confessions to  :fsm:  RAmen!!
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: odeon on November 02, 2014, 11:28:15 PM
I had pasta the other day.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 02, 2014, 11:40:08 PM
I had pasta the other day.

  I had some yesterday myself.  Should we now fear His Awesome Wrath?  :fsm:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: odeon on November 02, 2014, 11:41:28 PM
I had pasta the other day.

  I had some yesterday myself.  Should we now fear His Awesome Wrath?  :fsm:

:dunno:

Not sure. Maybe it's a good thing?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Genesis on May 14, 2016, 09:27:07 PM
I had a midnight snack of Chow Mein noodles that I cooked up... and guess what.....





I enjoyed it  :green:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Arya Quinn on May 15, 2016, 02:07:42 PM
I had a midnight snack of Chow Mein noodles that I cooked up... and guess what.....





I enjoyed it  :green:

You monster. :aff:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Genesis on May 16, 2016, 06:13:44 PM
I had a midnight snack of Chow Mein noodles that I cooked up... and guess what.....





I enjoyed it  :green:

 :autism:  :2thumbsup:  :thumbup:

You monster. :aff:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2016, 06:24:08 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 16, 2016, 08:27:19 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

Didn't you grow up eating sacramental bread?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 16, 2016, 09:14:45 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

Small g please.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: 'andersom' on May 17, 2016, 12:07:18 AM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... gOD.  :runaway: :GA:

Small g please.

Looks kinda weird.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Jack on May 17, 2016, 05:18:47 PM
He's a weird guy.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Arya Quinn on May 22, 2016, 09:57:08 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

If you eat a God, you gain the powers of said God. Have you gained any powers since you ate God?  :orly:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 22, 2016, 09:58:48 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

If you eat a God, you gain the powers of said God. Have you gained any powers since you ate God?  :orly:

  I've been kicking ass at work lately.  But I want Carrie White-level telekinesis.  :(
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Genesis on May 24, 2016, 10:08:04 PM
Apparently the Canuck doesn't understand what it means to be a Postwhore.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 04, 2018, 08:22:01 PM
Who's a Canuck??
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: renaeden on June 04, 2018, 08:50:38 PM
Canadian? I think?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2018, 11:27:03 PM
not what
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: renaeden on June 05, 2018, 05:22:46 AM
Whoops, misread.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2018, 08:30:03 AM
k
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 05, 2018, 07:56:17 PM
I literally ate God every f***ing Sunday when I was a kid. Sometimes the priest even dipped the piece of God's body into God's blood before I ate it and that made it taste better.

I don't have any God powers whatsoever. I feel totally ripped off about now.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 05, 2018, 08:08:15 PM
That's because you didn't say RAmen!! afterwards.

Details are important.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 05, 2018, 08:16:18 PM
That's because you didn't say RAmen!! afterwards.

Details are important.

That was because I was worshipping a false God. I didn't learn about the true God, the FSM, until I was grown up.

Quick question: is eating gluten-free pasta still eating the FSM's body and guts? Because my wife won't let me eat regular pasta (it makes me fart).
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Pyraxis on June 06, 2018, 10:16:46 PM
There are gluten-free wafers in some Christian churches now. It seems to count.  :orly:
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on June 06, 2018, 10:53:25 PM
I have to admit that I've been turned to the couscous side.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: odeon on June 07, 2018, 02:29:30 PM
Yes. Gluten-free should do it .
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Genesis on June 07, 2018, 04:16:07 PM
I'm still attracted to my ex-girlfriend :(
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 07, 2018, 04:23:53 PM
^^^Try fucking her sister.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Genesis on June 08, 2018, 02:12:59 PM
^^^Try fucking her sister.

I'm not that kind of guy -_-


Plus there's a reason why I'm still a virgin to begin with.
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2018, 05:02:08 PM
hetero?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 08, 2018, 06:41:58 PM
^^^Try fucking her sister.

I'm not that kind of guy -_-


Plus there's a reason why I'm still a virgin to begin with.

Okay, then try fucking her brother.

If you're not that kind of guy either, has she got a hamster?
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Genesis on June 08, 2018, 09:50:23 PM
I'm sorry I take things literally sometimes -_-
Title: Re: Confess your sins to FSM
Post by: Calandale on June 09, 2018, 05:19:41 AM
how about a gopher?