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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Scrapheap on August 14, 2007, 08:35:11 PM
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Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
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Do you need a mirror to go along with that post?
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I regret opening this thread.
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I played with my willy while looking at pics of girls. Am I a bad boy?
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I played with my willy while looking at pics of girls. Am I a bad boy?
Pretty sure that would make all of us bad boys.
I wonder who would punish us for that.
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I digested the FSM a few days ago and inherited all of it's powers.
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Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
i can justify anything.
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Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
i can justify anything.
21 more posts and your post count will be 12345.
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Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
i can justify anything.
Even me?
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Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
i can justify anything.
Even me?
anything i do.
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try. but i doubt i'd believe you.
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try. but i doubt i'd believe you.
It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try. but i doubt i'd believe you.
It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
Is this a serious conversation Cal?
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try. but i doubt i'd believe you.
It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
i really don't understand what you are saying. i am a nice guy. ;D
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try. but i doubt i'd believe you.
It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
Is this a serious conversation Cal?
Not with him, as I can't allow him
to understand. Others though might,
and thus it could be considered an important
statement.
i really don't understand what you are saying. i am a nice guy. ;D
No disagreement about this.
I just can't deal with certain consequences
being on my soul (or sole).
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like stepping in shit?
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:lol:
Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try. but i doubt i'd believe you.
It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
Is this a serious conversation Cal?
Not with him, as I can't allow him
to understand. Others though might,
and thus it could be considered an important
statement.
i really don't understand what you are saying. i am a nice guy. ;D
No disagreement about this.
I just can't deal with certain consequences
being on my soul (or sole).
Plain english please for the simpler folk.
(My God, I feel for your students! How the fuck did you teach them anything?)
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like stepping in shit?
Much so.
Plain english please for the simpler folk.
(My God, I feel for your students! How the fuck did you teach them anything?)
Sorry. If I make it simple enough for you, I suspect McJ will get it.
He seems to understand me a tad better. THAT, I can't have.
If you wish to know, PM me, on promise that you don't tell him.
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:fsm:
THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.
I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.
MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.
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I eat TONS of mac'n'cheese.
But I will be eating pizza and chili today.
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:fsm:
SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOU SHALT RECEIVE THY PUNISHMENT.
110 000 MACARONI PICTURES BY MONDAY!!!
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:fsm:
THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.
I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.
MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.
PASTA !!!
:laugh:
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That brings me to my first confession: I eat too much pasta.
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:fsm:
THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.
I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.
MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.
PASTA !!!
:laugh:
LOL
:laugh:
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;D
i still haven't forgotten, you know. ;)
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:-*
drive by kissing ^
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I could post a few jokes, and I make alot in real life to. People like my humour, and I lend a helping hand to even those who hate me. I gave medical advice to my sister even though she is a bitch. I understand problems, I think she does blunts because she has serious issues. She had to dye her hair for the part in the movie, and mine turns more white naturally in the summer. I have seen her wear hair pieces a few times to and taken strong weight loss pills. She is not loosing her hair, and she is only a little chunk now, good job. Its too bad she can't straighten the rest of her act up. If she was online, I would like she was I might just chew her ear off. I think I did actually send her some nasty pms when she was here, but she was only trying to look out for me. I said it about a few times, leave me alone, what does she need me to spell it out? It was when I was doing those semi, she was calling my mom. My mom is not my guardian anymore even though she thinks she is. I think about what she says, that woman is psychotic, but sometimes what she says has truth.
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:-*
drive by kissing ^
:LMAO:
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cheers matey. :eyelash:
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:-*
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You two are so cute. :)
:-* and a :-*
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hey! snog fest! :woohoo:
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hey! snog fest! :woohoo:
Love snog fests!
:plus: to you both for making me smile today.
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:eyelash:
we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous. :-*
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I should say, toying with aspie dxes, was going overboard.
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:eyelash:
we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous. :-*
OH?! Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.
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tongue action!!!
(http://blogs.salon.com/0002007/images/lesbian_kiss.jpg)
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:penis:
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:eyelash:
we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous. :-*
OH?! Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.
wahey!
hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again. :eyebrows:
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tongue action!!!
Just a bit of lip sucking.
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:eyelash:
we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous. :-*
OH?! Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.
wahey!
hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again. :eyebrows:
birthday suits? :P
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I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.
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:eyelash:
we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous. :-*
OH?! Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.
wahey!
hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again. :eyebrows:
birthday suits? :P
eventually... ;)
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(...brilliance...)
like stepping in shit?
Much so.
:LMAO: Calandale, how did I miss this?
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I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.
i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.
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:eyelash:
we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous. :-*
OH?! Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.
wahey!
hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again. :eyebrows:
birthday suits? :P
eventually... ;)
what's before that? skincoloured suits?
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(...brilliance...)
like stepping in shit?
Much so.
:LMAO: Calandale, how did I miss this?
I'm just glad SOMEONE got it.
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For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.
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I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.
i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.
She stole my birthyear. :'(
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For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.
The danger, of course, was keeping it
far enough away from the edge of what
one might notice, but showing enough
that others had a chance.
Which is difficult when the one, though
lazy, is not a fool.
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For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.
The danger, of course, was keeping it
far enough away from the edge of what
one might notice, but showing enough
that others had a chance.
Which is difficult when the one, though
lazy, is not a fool.
omg, omg. i just noticed, you are sooo clever.
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omg, omg. i just noticed, you are sooo clever.
Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
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I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.
i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.
She stole my birthyear. :'(
you were born 83? how old are you?
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omg, omg. i just noticed, you are sooo clever.
Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
you didn't let me finish:
....in your own mind.
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you were born 83? how old are you?
He's 65 Milla. .... ;)
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i probably have the dirtiest mind in the western world, you dont even want to know what im thinking about shit.
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i probably have the dirtiest mind in the western world, you dont even want to know what im thinking about shit.
I'm curious now - what are you thinking about shit?
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the price is wrong bitch, try again
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I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.
i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.
She stole my birthyear. :'(
you were born 83? how old are you?
Not you, SG.
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the price is wrong bitch, try again
I never thought about shit that way.
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two more trys then your outta the game and we have to find a new contestant
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two more trys then your outta the game and we have to find a new contestant
First I want to know what I can win!
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omg, omg. i just noticed, you are sooo clever.
Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
you didn't let me finish:
....in your own mind.
Ah good. I was hoping you would remain too lazy
to figure it out. And no, clever would have been setting
it so EVERYONE else could understand. I don't know you
quite that well yet.
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the price is wrong bitch, try again
I never thought about shit that way.
Think again then. Shit is well worth paying for.
Good fertilizer.
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
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if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
You always no how to turn me on.
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:eyelash:
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I walked on the property of the Benny and Joon house and peeked in through the window. I couldn't stop resisting the feeling.
I grabbed one of the mail out from the mailbox and looked at the address on it of the home and surprisenly, it was the same address as it was on Joon's medical alert card. :o What kind of movie company uses real addresses instead of made up ones.
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
:hug:
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
:hug:
cheers matey :) +
i feel better now. and the music's gone from the depressing The Autumns to a happier The Shins.
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
:hug:
cheers matey :) +
i feel better now. and the music's gone from the depressing The Autumns to a happier The Shins.
Good. I decided to have a blast from the past and put on some Portishead... what a mistake that was, I think I may slit my wrists and wear my hair in front of my eyes now.
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two more trys then your outta the game and we have to find a new contestant
First I want to know what I can win!
a punch in the nuts :laugh:
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lol. it's amazing what a difference music makes. must choose wisely. try some Shins. it's really pleasant. :)
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
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The better to suck upon.
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
thread killer.
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Thread reviver.
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thread re-reviver.
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
indeed. how the hell can an "accident" like that happen?
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
indeed. how the hell can an "accident" like that happen?
on such a grand scale.
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i'm listening to really sad music and feeling really sad. i'm fucking pissed. and i have no outlet other than to get drunk but i'm so fucking tired and i have no booze. i dunno what to do. i dunno how to deal with pain other than get drunk.
if you call me emo i'll rip your balls off and kick them to china.
and they'll likely paint them with lead paint.
indeed. how the hell can an "accident" like that happen?
The chinese just dont care what gets put into their products basically. They dont have the regulations that us westerners have.
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This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
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This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
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I used to love Indian food, until I found out
'twasn't made out of Indians.
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I used to love Indian food, until I found out
'twasn't made out of Indians.
:LMAO:
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I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
A lot of countries in Asia aren't fucking very much anymore. Countries like China, Japan, South Korea, Thailand and Taiwan have lower birth rates than the USA. Other countries are rapidly heading down to the US level or end up even lower.
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they also have smaller penii.
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they also have smaller penii.
Oh yeah: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm :laugh:
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This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
the mexicans are the ones who fuck too much...without measures to control pregnancy.
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This is a country trying to reduce it's
population. OF COURSE they're going
to be more rational about human life
than we are.
I wish the rest of Asia would copy them... They fuck to much out there.
the mexicans are the ones who fuck too much...without measures to control pregnancy.
Or STI's it seems. :P
I was thinking the indians and the middle east areas myself doing the extra fucking.
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I've been very naughty!! :kapkao:
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Aren't you always?
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Wrong thread. :police: :P
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Is it? :P
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God is not mocked. :M
FSM shall face judgment, as all creatures do. :christ: :fsm: Ruh roh!
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Is it? :P
Yes. :police:
No questions are allowed here, only your confessions to :fsm: RAmen!!
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I had pasta the other day.
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I had pasta the other day.
I had some yesterday myself. Should we now fear His Awesome Wrath? :fsm:
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I had pasta the other day.
I had some yesterday myself. Should we now fear His Awesome Wrath? :fsm:
:dunno:
Not sure. Maybe it's a good thing?
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I had a midnight snack of Chow Mein noodles that I cooked up... and guess what.....
I enjoyed it :green:
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I had a midnight snack of Chow Mein noodles that I cooked up... and guess what.....
I enjoyed it :green:
You monster. :aff:
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I had a midnight snack of Chow Mein noodles that I cooked up... and guess what.....
I enjoyed it :green:
:autism: :2thumbsup: :thumbup:
You monster. :aff:
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I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner. :fsm:
I ... ate ... GOD. :runaway: :GA:
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I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner. :fsm:
I ... ate ... GOD. :runaway: :GA:
Didn't you grow up eating sacramental bread? :dunno:
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I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner. :fsm:
I ... ate ... GOD. :runaway: :GA:
Small g please.
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I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner. :fsm:
I ... ate ... gOD. :runaway: :GA:
Small g please.
Looks kinda weird.
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He's a weird guy.
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I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner. :fsm:
I ... ate ... GOD. :runaway: :GA:
If you eat a God, you gain the powers of said God. Have you gained any powers since you ate God? :orly:
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I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner. :fsm:
I ... ate ... GOD. :runaway: :GA:
If you eat a God, you gain the powers of said God. Have you gained any powers since you ate God? :orly:
I've been kicking ass at work lately. But I want Carrie White-level telekinesis. :(
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Apparently the Canuck doesn't understand what it means to be a Postwhore.
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Who's a Canuck??
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Canadian? I think?
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not what
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Whoops, misread.
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k
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I literally ate God every f***ing Sunday when I was a kid. Sometimes the priest even dipped the piece of God's body into God's blood before I ate it and that made it taste better.
I don't have any God powers whatsoever. I feel totally ripped off about now.
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That's because you didn't say RAmen!! afterwards.
Details are important.
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That's because you didn't say RAmen!! afterwards.
Details are important.
That was because I was worshipping a false God. I didn't learn about the true God, the FSM, until I was grown up.
Quick question: is eating gluten-free pasta still eating the FSM's body and guts? Because my wife won't let me eat regular pasta (it makes me fart).
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There are gluten-free wafers in some Christian churches now. It seems to count. :orly:
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I have to admit that I've been turned to the couscous side.
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Yes. Gluten-free should do it .
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I'm still attracted to my ex-girlfriend :(
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^^^Try fucking her sister.
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^^^Try fucking her sister.
I'm not that kind of guy -_-
Plus there's a reason why I'm still a virgin to begin with.
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hetero?
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^^^Try fucking her sister.
I'm not that kind of guy -_-
Plus there's a reason why I'm still a virgin to begin with.
Okay, then try fucking her brother.
If you're not that kind of guy either, has she got a hamster?
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I'm sorry I take things literally sometimes -_-
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how about a gopher?