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Title: Things that suck
Post by: Thagomizer on August 06, 2007, 03:43:00 PM
Although the title of this thread is "things" rather than "situations", the replies I'm looking for must be situational (i.e. "running out of toilet paper" or "parachuting into an alligator farm") rather than simply general (i.e. "George Bush" or "Limp Bizkit").

Let me try to start:

Having something valid to interject into a conversation that two strangers are having, and knowing that doing so would be rude and inappropriate.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 06, 2007, 03:45:06 PM
Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Randy on August 06, 2007, 03:51:04 PM
I hope women suck.


LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means. :wanker:   Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone)  That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it.  It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why.  I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Randy on August 06, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
Fuckn bermuda triangle Westerly.

So many ugly fuckn wankers with bitchs, and they do a terrible job.

Fat fuckn doctors, who are not as efficent at helping people as fit muscular ones like me.  They need to put their patients first.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 06, 2007, 06:55:27 PM
I hope women suck.


LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means. :wanker:   Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone)  That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it.  It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why.  I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.
:plus:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 06, 2007, 07:05:14 PM
Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 06, 2007, 07:14:01 PM
Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   :laugh:

I buy them in bulk now  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 06, 2007, 07:18:57 PM
Packing to move for the...
/me checks the list I keep on the comp, as I can never properly remember

...thirty-third time in your twenty-one years.

 :headexplode:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: duncvis on August 06, 2007, 08:20:16 PM
fucking hell. I've only moved five times in thirty-one years.  :o
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on August 06, 2007, 08:21:30 PM
Packing to move for the...
/me checks the list I keep on the comp, as I can never properly remember

...thirty-third time in your twenty-one years.

 :headexplode:

Were you an army brat?
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 06, 2007, 08:26:15 PM
Anime, but that's been said in another thread.  >:D
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Scrapheap on August 06, 2007, 08:52:44 PM
Anime, but that's been said in another thread.  >:D

 ???
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 06, 2007, 09:05:11 PM
there's a thread somewhere called "anime sucks"
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on August 06, 2007, 09:08:16 PM
Me. And quite well.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on August 06, 2007, 11:01:27 PM
I hate losing internet.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on August 06, 2007, 11:02:08 PM
Fuckn bermuda triangle Westerly.

So many ugly fuckn wankers with bitchs, and they do a terrible job.

Fat fuckn doctors, who are not as efficent at helping people as fit muscular ones like me.  They need to put their patients first.

and for the record, you are a fucking idiot douche.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: renaeden on August 06, 2007, 11:14:42 PM
LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means. :wanker:   Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone)  That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it.  It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why.  I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.
You copying and pasting all your posts. There are about three different versions and I am still waiting for you to post something else.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on August 06, 2007, 11:20:11 PM
losing friends...who are moving away..to an off-the-grid world...
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Thagomizer on August 06, 2007, 11:37:29 PM
Uhhh . . . .

Getting a thagomizer in the neck!

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Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2007, 07:28:38 AM
Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   :laugh:

I buy them in bulk now  :laugh:
but dunc-snip!
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 07, 2007, 07:30:06 AM
Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   :laugh:

I buy them in bulk now  :laugh:
but dunc-snip!

Has a few weeks left till he gets the all clear and occasionally either of us might still need to use them.  ;)
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 07, 2007, 07:30:24 AM
Were you an army brat?

Nope.  Just lead a very weird life.  :P

I did some packing last night, which actually didn't suck, amazingly.

----

OK, so something that does suck:  Waiting and waiting and waiting for your grocery store to put your brand of soda on sale.  (I know they'll do it- stop and shop cycles between putting generic on sale, and putting pepsi or coke on sale.  It varies by week.  Unfortunately, I'm running low.)
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2007, 07:32:02 AM
Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   :laugh:

I buy them in bulk now  :laugh:
but dunc-snip!

Has a few weeks left till he gets the all clear and occasionally either of us might still need to use them.  ;)
the strap-on?
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 07, 2007, 07:42:53 AM
I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today  :P
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2007, 08:00:17 AM
I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today  :P
huh?
wha?
i don't understand.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 07, 2007, 09:07:46 AM
I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today  :P
huh?
wha?
i don't understand.  :laugh:

Something that sucks:

To be you.

:P
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: The_P on August 07, 2007, 09:10:57 AM
Finding out that people in your life aren't what they say they are. :-\
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 07, 2007, 09:14:19 AM
Realizing that no matter how sincerely and often I try, I'll never be able to rattle off the words to "One Week" (BNL) with perfectly timed precision.  (I'm probably better than most at it, though.)
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: The_P on August 07, 2007, 09:22:06 AM
AAARRSE!!d tm.

I love these filters.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 07, 2007, 09:24:37 AM
There's a way around them, if you want to, say, bring sex(y) back.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: The_P on August 07, 2007, 09:31:48 AM
Sexy!
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 07, 2007, 09:35:18 AM
Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well:  If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.

Or, perhaps, be a little bold.  Very little, though.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Thagomizer on August 07, 2007, 02:16:33 PM
What about this, then? Attempting to move a deviation at deviantart into your scraps folder, accidentally deleting it instead, and then finding out that you don't have a copy on the hard drive.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: duncvis on August 07, 2007, 04:44:55 PM
Spending half the day compiling and building a mix, then being unable to upload the fucker cos the internet connection is playing up. :hair:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on August 07, 2007, 05:29:37 PM
Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well:  If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.

Or, perhaps, be a little bold.  Very little, though.

I doubt that I could manage boldness. sex in the shadows just wouldn't be the same
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 07, 2007, 06:15:50 PM
Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well:  If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.

Or, perhaps, be a little bold.  Very little, though.

I doubt that I could manage boldness. sex in the shadows just wouldn't be the same

Who knows what horniness lurks in the hearts of men?  THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Gluey on August 07, 2007, 08:17:18 PM
bratty little fuckers in grocery stores whining "Mommy! i want candy! wahhhhhhhh"
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: maldoror on August 07, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Scrapheap on August 07, 2007, 09:46:56 PM
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: maldoror on August 07, 2007, 09:48:33 PM
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

That's easy. Just be ancredibly attractive blonde woman! Oh you're not? Fuck you.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Thagomizer on August 07, 2007, 11:07:06 PM
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
That says so much in so little space.

Being fucked in the ass by Marlon Brando with butter for lubricant.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: duncvis on August 08, 2007, 01:12:27 AM
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

me too. preferably sleeping.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 08, 2007, 07:29:21 AM
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

Join a reality TV show.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 08, 2007, 09:40:37 AM
Going out for a walk and bringing an umbrella, but the clouds stay constipated for the whole hour.

Yesterday I wan sort of glad that it didn't rain because I didn't bring an umbrella, but at the same time, I kinda wanted to look up at the sky and yell, "GROW A PAIR!"
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on August 08, 2007, 01:17:52 PM
Packing.  Have I mentioned this?  Packing.  Goddamnmotherfucking PACKING.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Thagomizer on September 07, 2007, 04:20:55 PM
Getting a thagomizer through the chest and crotch. X(

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Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: renaeden on September 08, 2007, 12:58:28 AM
^Ow.
Writing a post and nobody reads it. :violin:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 08, 2007, 01:03:29 AM
getting a chestburster through crotch.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Thagomizer on September 08, 2007, 08:30:28 PM
^ Wouldn't that be a crotchburster instead?  :-\

Anyway, what about getting a thagomizer in the eye?

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Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Callaway on September 08, 2007, 10:32:29 PM
^Ow.
Writing a post and nobody reads it. :violin:

Somebody reads it, even if they don't always respond.

 :)
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Scrapheap on September 08, 2007, 10:43:52 PM
many o fmy posts get read nad not responded to.  :violin: Ooooh woe is me.  :wanker:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: maldoror on September 08, 2007, 11:57:12 PM
Flesh eating kangaroos fucking suck dude
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on September 09, 2007, 01:00:20 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: maldoror on September 09, 2007, 01:01:36 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on September 09, 2007, 01:03:01 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?

I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.


did you miss me?   <bats eyelashes>
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: maldoror on September 09, 2007, 01:05:39 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?

I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.


did you miss me?   <bats eyelashes>

The flowers I bought are all wilted, the turkey I cooked is rotting at the table still set from three weeks ago. But oh no, don't mind me.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 09, 2007, 01:06:39 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?

I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.


did you miss me?   <bats eyelashes>

What part of NJ?  :P
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on September 09, 2007, 01:07:10 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?

I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.


did you miss me?   <bats eyelashes>

The flowers I bought are all wilted, the turkey I cooked is rotting at the table still set from three weeks ago. But oh no, don't mind me.


wilted flowers...stir my soul....
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: willow on September 09, 2007, 01:07:44 AM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?

I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.


did you miss me?   <bats eyelashes>

What part of NJ?  :P

budd lake.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Alex179 on September 09, 2007, 04:05:45 PM
not having internet for weeks sucks.

So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?

I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.


did you miss me?   <bats eyelashes>

Welcome back to hell with humidity.

Yes you were missed, but I think you figured that out by now.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: enronh on September 09, 2007, 05:30:58 PM
ironic.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 10, 2007, 04:48:49 AM
hangovers suck.

wine especially sucks.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on September 10, 2007, 04:49:15 AM
Summertime colds.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on September 10, 2007, 07:47:41 AM
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Sucks

Shit, I already plussed you for something within the last hour.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: enronh on September 10, 2007, 07:49:49 AM
Just send me a  :-* instead.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Tesla on September 10, 2007, 07:50:27 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 10, 2007, 09:02:47 PM
getting stuff in your nose
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on September 10, 2007, 09:03:22 PM
Getting too much stuff OUT of your nose.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 10, 2007, 09:03:59 PM
having dry sinuses, or sinii
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on September 10, 2007, 09:04:46 PM
Or Sinai.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 10, 2007, 09:09:04 PM
exactly
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Parts on September 13, 2007, 05:55:21 PM
Getting a splinter that actually goes though part of your hand coming out in a different spot :o
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on September 13, 2007, 06:08:57 PM
lampreys
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 13, 2007, 06:10:19 PM
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Parts on September 13, 2007, 06:27:29 PM
lampreys


But thats what they do you can't hate them for being themselves :P
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on September 13, 2007, 06:45:57 PM
Why not?

Anyhow, I don't hate them.
Just saying that they suck.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: enronh on September 13, 2007, 08:12:26 PM
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.

Yeah I was subtly pointing out that these suck, but they're not really ironic.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 14, 2007, 06:59:52 AM
are too. free ride when you've already paid is.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: enronh on September 14, 2007, 10:39:07 AM
One or two are. But generally they're just unfortunate.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Parts on September 14, 2007, 06:05:59 PM
When your wireless internet keeps cutting out :grrr:
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: Calandale on September 14, 2007, 06:40:19 PM
diarrhea
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: El on September 14, 2007, 06:57:03 PM
Eh.  Well, this ain't fun, just for freakin' starters.

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.

Yeah I was subtly pointing out that these suck, but they're not really ironic.

Which in and of itself IS ironic.  It's meta-apt, baby.
Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: enronh on September 14, 2007, 10:19:22 PM
Which in and of itself IS ironic.  It's meta-apt, baby.

Ipso facto, Baybee.

Title: Re: Things that suck
Post by: SovaNu on September 14, 2007, 10:56:08 PM
hehe. so the song is ironic.