INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Thagomizer on August 06, 2007, 03:43:00 PM
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Although the title of this thread is "things" rather than "situations", the replies I'm looking for must be situational (i.e. "running out of toilet paper" or "parachuting into an alligator farm") rather than simply general (i.e. "George Bush" or "Limp Bizkit").
Let me try to start:
Having something valid to interject into a conversation that two strangers are having, and knowing that doing so would be rude and inappropriate.
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Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
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I hope women suck.
LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means. :wanker: Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone) That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it. It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why. I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.
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Fuckn bermuda triangle Westerly.
So many ugly fuckn wankers with bitchs, and they do a terrible job.
Fat fuckn doctors, who are not as efficent at helping people as fit muscular ones like me. They need to put their patients first.
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I hope women suck.
LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means. :wanker: Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone) That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it. It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why. I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.
:plus:
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Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low. :laugh:
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Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low. :laugh:
I buy them in bulk now :laugh:
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Packing to move for the...
/me checks the list I keep on the comp, as I can never properly remember
...thirty-third time in your twenty-one years.
:headexplode:
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fucking hell. I've only moved five times in thirty-one years. :o
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Packing to move for the...
/me checks the list I keep on the comp, as I can never properly remember
...thirty-third time in your twenty-one years.
:headexplode:
Were you an army brat?
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Anime, but that's been said in another thread. >:D
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Anime, but that's been said in another thread. >:D
???
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there's a thread somewhere called "anime sucks"
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Me. And quite well.
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I hate losing internet.
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Fuckn bermuda triangle Westerly.
So many ugly fuckn wankers with bitchs, and they do a terrible job.
Fat fuckn doctors, who are not as efficent at helping people as fit muscular ones like me. They need to put their patients first.
and for the record, you are a fucking idiot douche.
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LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means. :wanker: Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone) That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it. It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why. I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.
You copying and pasting all your posts. There are about three different versions and I am still waiting for you to post something else.
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losing friends...who are moving away..to an off-the-grid world...
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Uhhh . . . .
Getting a thagomizer in the neck!
(http://www.dinosaurier-interesse.de/web/Bilder/Hille/zzki-Stegosaurus-Verteidigung-bunt-h200.gif)
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Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low. :laugh:
I buy them in bulk now :laugh:
but dunc-snip!
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Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low. :laugh:
I buy them in bulk now :laugh:
but dunc-snip!
Has a few weeks left till he gets the all clear and occasionally either of us might still need to use them. ;)
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Were you an army brat?
Nope. Just lead a very weird life. :P
I did some packing last night, which actually didn't suck, amazingly.
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OK, so something that does suck: Waiting and waiting and waiting for your grocery store to put your brand of soda on sale. (I know they'll do it- stop and shop cycles between putting generic on sale, and putting pepsi or coke on sale. It varies by week. Unfortunately, I'm running low.)
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Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.
not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low. :laugh:
I buy them in bulk now :laugh:
but dunc-snip!
Has a few weeks left till he gets the all clear and occasionally either of us might still need to use them. ;)
the strap-on?
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I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today :P
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I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today :P
huh?
wha?
i don't understand. :laugh:
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I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today :P
huh?
wha?
i don't understand. :laugh:
Something that sucks:
To be you.
:P
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Finding out that people in your life aren't what they say they are. :-\
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Realizing that no matter how sincerely and often I try, I'll never be able to rattle off the words to "One Week" (BNL) with perfectly timed precision. (I'm probably better than most at it, though.)
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AAARRSE!!d tm.
I love these filters.
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There's a way around them, if you want to, say, bring sex(y) back.
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Sexy!
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Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well: If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.
Or, perhaps, be a little bold. Very little, though.
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What about this, then? Attempting to move a deviation at deviantart into your scraps folder, accidentally deleting it instead, and then finding out that you don't have a copy on the hard drive.
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Spending half the day compiling and building a mix, then being unable to upload the fucker cos the internet connection is playing up. :hair:
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Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well: If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.
Or, perhaps, be a little bold. Very little, though.
I doubt that I could manage boldness. sex in the shadows just wouldn't be the same
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Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well: If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.
Or, perhaps, be a little bold. Very little, though.
I doubt that I could manage boldness. sex in the shadows just wouldn't be the same
Who knows what horniness lurks in the hearts of men? THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!
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bratty little fuckers in grocery stores whining "Mommy! i want candy! wahhhhhhhh"
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Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
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Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.
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Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.
That's easy. Just be ancredibly attractive blonde woman! Oh you're not? Fuck you.
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Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
That says so much in so little space.
Being fucked in the ass by Marlon Brando with butter for lubricant.
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Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.
me too. preferably sleeping.
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Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.
Join a reality TV show.
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Going out for a walk and bringing an umbrella, but the clouds stay constipated for the whole hour.
Yesterday I wan sort of glad that it didn't rain because I didn't bring an umbrella, but at the same time, I kinda wanted to look up at the sky and yell, "GROW A PAIR!"
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Packing. Have I mentioned this? Packing. Goddamnmotherfucking PACKING.
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Getting a thagomizer through the chest and crotch. X(
(http://www.bobheffner.com/dinosaursattack/sf08.jpg)
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^Ow.
Writing a post and nobody reads it. :violin:
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getting a chestburster through crotch.
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^ Wouldn't that be a crotchburster instead? :-\
Anyway, what about getting a thagomizer in the eye?
(http://www.bobheffner.com/dinosaursattack/df06.jpg)
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^Ow.
Writing a post and nobody reads it. :violin:
Somebody reads it, even if they don't always respond.
:)
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many o fmy posts get read nad not responded to. :violin: Ooooh woe is me. :wanker:
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Flesh eating kangaroos fucking suck dude
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.
did you miss me? <bats eyelashes>
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.
did you miss me? <bats eyelashes>
The flowers I bought are all wilted, the turkey I cooked is rotting at the table still set from three weeks ago. But oh no, don't mind me.
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.
did you miss me? <bats eyelashes>
What part of NJ? :P
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.
did you miss me? <bats eyelashes>
The flowers I bought are all wilted, the turkey I cooked is rotting at the table still set from three weeks ago. But oh no, don't mind me.
wilted flowers...stir my soul....
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.
did you miss me? <bats eyelashes>
What part of NJ? :P
budd lake.
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not having internet for weeks sucks.
So that explains it! Did you have an internet outage?
I was in NJ...and when I came home..my internet was DEAD.
did you miss me? <bats eyelashes>
Welcome back to hell with humidity.
Yes you were missed, but I think you figured that out by now.
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ironic.
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hangovers suck.
wine especially sucks.
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Summertime colds.
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It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Sucks
Shit, I already plussed you for something within the last hour.
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Just send me a :-* instead.
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:-*
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getting stuff in your nose
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Getting too much stuff OUT of your nose.
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having dry sinuses, or sinii
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Or Sinai.
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exactly
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Getting a splinter that actually goes though part of your hand coming out in a different spot :o
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lampreys
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It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.
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lampreys
But thats what they do you can't hate them for being themselves :P
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Why not?
Anyhow, I don't hate them.
Just saying that they suck.
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It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.
Yeah I was subtly pointing out that these suck, but they're not really ironic.
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are too. free ride when you've already paid is.
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One or two are. But generally they're just unfortunate.
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When your wireless internet keeps cutting out :grrr:
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diarrhea
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Eh. Well, this ain't fun, just for freakin' starters.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.
Yeah I was subtly pointing out that these suck, but they're not really ironic.
Which in and of itself IS ironic. It's meta-apt, baby.
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Which in and of itself IS ironic. It's meta-apt, baby.
Ipso facto, Baybee.
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hehe. so the song is ironic.