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Title: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:11:15 AM
ok.  i realize that i have been getting a little carried away with all the sexual banter.

i resolve to show another side of myself at least equal to the sexual side of me.  or i will say nothing at all.


any ideas?  i am fresh out.   what can i do?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 25, 2007, 06:12:31 AM
ok.  i realize that i have been getting a little carried away with all the sexual banter.

i resolve to show another side of myself at least equal to the sexual side of me.  or i will say nothing at all.


any ideas?  i am fresh out.   who can i do?

Fixed.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2007, 06:13:22 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:14:08 AM
not fair, PMS Elle.  you are the reason for my desire for change.  you have gotten to me.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:16:03 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 25, 2007, 06:17:29 AM
The trouble with that theory is that a lot of us already know you're far from a sex-obsessed dolt.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2007, 06:17:49 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 25, 2007, 06:23:17 AM
not fair, PMS Elle.  you are the reason for my desire for change.  you have gotten to me.

O_o  It's like my dad emailing my best friend all over again.  :LMAO:  :P

Sorry, I'm on very little sleep, and my capacity to take things seriously is impaired, but I concur that there's more to you than McQuagmire.  Lucifer explained it exactly right.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:35:25 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lull you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 25, 2007, 06:36:45 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lol you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.
fixed.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2007, 06:37:14 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lull you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.

do you?  could you give me some sort of indication when you do, then, just so as i know?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:38:00 AM
not fair, PMS Elle.  you are the reason for my desire for change.  you have gotten to me.
but I concur that there's more to you than McQuagmire.  Lucifer explained it exactly right.

yes, but lately i have had a one track mind.  and i have not been well rounded.  is that fair for those that are not the recipients of my sexual desires or bantering?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:39:04 AM
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lull you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.

do you?  could you give me some sort of indication when you do, then, just so as i know?
i just did.

i called you sexy and intelligent.  you were supposed to drop your guard.  :laugh: :eyelash:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2007, 06:41:01 AM

do you?  could you give me some sort of indication when you do, then, just so as i know?
i just did.

i called you sexy and intelligent.  you were supposed to drop your guard.  :laugh: :eyelash:

oh.  right.  okay, let's pretend that's happened.  what next?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 25, 2007, 06:42:33 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.

Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:43:53 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


but unfortunately some want me just for my sex.


but, i am cool with that.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2007, 06:44:04 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.

was that the best choice of phrase, hmm?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 25, 2007, 06:47:35 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


but unfortunately some want me just for my sex.


but, i am cool with that.

Oh...fuck.  Keep posting to the left hand margin and you will start to remind me of someone else.

McEmo

Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:48:21 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


but unfortunately some want me just for my sex.


but, i am cool with that.

Oh...fuck.  Keep posting to the left hand margin and you will start to remind me of someone else.

McEmo


calandale?

have i become that predictable?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:50:09 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.

was that the best choice of phrase, hmm?
see this is part of the advocasy.


i endeaver to teach young aspie males how to read the flirting signs and how to react.

the young aspie males are in dire need of a good shagging.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 25, 2007, 06:50:15 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


but unfortunately some want me just for my sex.


but, i am cool with that.

Oh...fuck.  Keep posting to the left hand margin and you will start to remind me of someone else.

McEmo


calandale?

have i become that predictable?

I would answer, if I might,
however some things change
like the wind for some.
Seems like mine has for years
now.  
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 06:53:05 AM
 :plus:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 25, 2007, 06:56:28 AM
:plus:

Thanks.
But what scares me
is that I could do this
for a time...and yet lose time itself.
Makes me wonder what I had in the first place.

Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 07:11:55 AM
:plus:

Thanks.
But what scares me
is that I could do this
for a time...and yet lose time itself.
Makes me wonder what I had in the first place.


....if anything.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: The_P on July 25, 2007, 07:12:24 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 25, 2007, 07:13:00 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!

What's with the strip tease obsession today peaguy?  :laugh:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
no.
i could see you swimming the atlantic to get to me.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: The_P on July 25, 2007, 07:16:00 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!

What's with the strip tease obsession today peaguy?  :laugh:

I dunno. I was browsing the internet for some porn yesterday, and then I eventually came across to some strip tease videos.

Now, I'm hooked. I guess I like the lamia vibe coming from it.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 25, 2007, 07:16:18 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
no.
i could see you swimming the atlantic to get to me.

He's only human.

Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: The_P on July 25, 2007, 07:17:12 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
no.
i could see you swimming the atlantic to get to me.

He's only human.



Half human, half-pea, half-god.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 07:17:51 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
no.
i could see you swimming the atlantic to get to me.

He's only human.


who could blame him?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 25, 2007, 07:18:07 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!

What's with the strip tease obsession today peaguy?  :laugh:

I dunno. I was browsing the internet for some porn yesterday, and then I eventually came across to some strip tease videos.

Now, I'm hooked. I guess I like the lamia vibe coming from it.

Well I suppose I could think of worst things to get hooked on. :laugh:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: The_P on July 25, 2007, 07:19:02 AM
Like those videos where they sexually abuse animals?
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 25, 2007, 07:19:51 AM
Like those videos where they sexually abuse animals?

Well I was thinking this place, but yeah that'd count too.  :laugh:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 25, 2007, 07:20:22 AM
Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
no.
i could see you swimming the atlantic to get to me.

He's only human.



Half human, half-pea, half-god.

Triple Treat.

Excellent.  I love the number 3!
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 25, 2007, 08:11:03 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


He IS more than one dimensional.  I just like to bork "serious" threads.

Strip tease for us, McFaggers!
no.
i could see you swimming the atlantic to get to me.

He's only human.



Half human, half-pea, half-god.

Power increased to 150% percent!
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: duncvis on July 25, 2007, 08:14:40 AM
God damn beef, I just know its going to make me horny. </flo>
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2007, 08:15:37 AM
YOU FORGOT THE CAPITALS!!!
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 25, 2007, 08:15:43 AM
God damn beef, I just know its going to make me horny. </flo>

Beef:  It's what's for dinner.

Now, as for breakfast...   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: duncvis on July 25, 2007, 08:16:30 AM
potatoes? yeah, I'm fealing them now. my eyes watered a little, I is feel like dancing! :dance:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Scrapheap on July 25, 2007, 10:11:15 AM
Go get a cheap hooker McJ, I can always think clearly right after I've blown my load.  ::)
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2007, 07:13:30 PM
Go get a cheap hooker McJ, I can always think clearly right after I've blown my load.  ::)

cheap?

finish!  finish!  FINISH!
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Calandale on July 26, 2007, 03:44:58 AM
ok.  i realize that i have been getting a little carried away with all the sexual banter.

 :plus:


Quote
any ideas?  i am fresh out.   what can i do?
???
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Calandale on July 26, 2007, 03:47:35 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


but unfortunately some want me just for my sex.


but, i am cool with that.

Oh...fuck.  Keep posting to the left hand margin and you will start to remind me of someone else.

McEmo


calandale?

have i become that predictable?

It's an addictive habit.
And if you give up the banter,
and start talking about what you
care about, yeah, people will call
you emo here.

It's fun though.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Calandale on July 26, 2007, 03:48:24 AM


I would answer, if I might,
however some things change
like the wind for some.
Seems like mine has for years
now. 

My style AND the wind.
Ah, 'tis too much for my poor
heart.  :plus:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Calandale on July 26, 2007, 03:49:14 AM
God damn beef, I just know its going to make me horny. </flo>

You're supposed to EAT it.
Not play with it.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Eclair on July 26, 2007, 04:51:52 AM


I would answer, if I might,
however some things change
like the wind for some.
Seems like mine has for years
now. 

My style AND the wind.
Ah, 'tis too much for my poor
heart.  :plus:

What scares me is that I can post quite easily in your style if I chose to.
I can mimic.

However, my ruse would be discovered for it's lack of corduroy talk!
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: McGiver on July 26, 2007, 06:43:44 AM
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.


but unfortunately some want me just for my sex.


but, i am cool with that.

Oh...fuck.  Keep posting to the left hand margin and you will start to remind me of someone else.

McEmo


calandale?

have i become that predictable?

It's an addictive habit.
And if you give up the banter,
and start talking about what you
care about, yeah, people will call
you emo here.

It's fun though.
but i care about giving and recieving sexual pleasure.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: richard on July 26, 2007, 09:01:07 AM
i get carried away with sex all the time, exept it usally only involves myself :laugh:
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 26, 2007, 09:03:21 AM
In hopes of making the forum a bit less sexual, I changed my avatar.  (It was also in response to McJ's old avatar, but he's got that dancing pink gril again so the comparison isn't that obvious.  I coudln't wait until he switched back, though.  I have no impulse control.)
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 26, 2007, 10:55:01 AM
In hopes of making the forum a bit less sexual, I changed my avatar.  (It was also in response to McJ's old avatar, but he's got that dancing pink gril again so the comparison isn't that obvious.  I coudln't wait until he switched back, though.  I have no impulse control.)

Funny avatar  :laugh: You might want to change the text under it though.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Calandale on July 26, 2007, 01:14:09 PM

What scares me is that I can post quite easily in your style if I chose to.
I can mimic.

There were a couple of posters
over at WP, whose style I had to
emulate, in order to understand
what they were saying.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: Calandale on July 26, 2007, 01:15:49 PM
In hopes of making the forum a bit less sexual, I changed my avatar.  (It was also in response to McJ's old avatar, but he's got that dancing pink gril again so the comparison isn't that obvious.  I coudln't wait until he switched back, though.  I have no impulse control.)

Oh, and crude descriptions of sexual acts
with mathematical objects is going to help
how?

Might just be the way to get me to start
flirting.
Title: Re: getting carried away with sex
Post by: El on July 26, 2007, 03:23:42 PM
In hopes of making the forum a bit less sexual, I changed my avatar.  (It was also in response to McJ's old avatar, but he's got that dancing pink gril again so the comparison isn't that obvious.  I coudln't wait until he switched back, though.  I have no impulse control.)

Funny avatar  :laugh: You might want to change the text under it though.

Shite.  Good catch.  I hope to think of something wittier later but this should do for now.

In hopes of making the forum a bit less sexual, I changed my avatar.  (It was also in response to McJ's old avatar, but he's got that dancing pink gril again so the comparison isn't that obvious.  I coudln't wait until he switched back, though.  I have no impulse control.)

Oh, and crude descriptions of sexual acts
with mathematical objects is going to help
how?

Might just be the way to get me to start
flirting.

In all those years of school you never had a professor grade on a curve?

You poor bastard.