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Title: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 02:54:58 PM
okay, i'm in a foul mood, and i want someone to kill.

suggestions here, please.  you may pay me in chocolate (or for some people - and They Know Who They Are - with sexual favours), once i've done the hit.

 :grrr:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: duncvis on July 22, 2007, 02:56:07 PM
Jordan and her singing midget.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 02:56:34 PM
Can I pay you in sexual favours now and let you know later if I decide I want anyone killed?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 02:57:25 PM
Jordan and her singing midget.

pfffft.

/waves hand.

hardly worth the effort.  who the fuck is the singing midget?  and, if she's standing upright, how the fuck does she see him?
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 02:58:03 PM
Can I pay you in sexual favours now and let you know later if I decide I want anyone killed?  :eyebrows:

lol.

you may prefer i kill someone first.  but i'll bank that offer, if you don't mind?   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: duncvis on July 22, 2007, 02:59:57 PM
singing midget - Peter Andre, the most annoying thing to come out of Australia since Home and Away...
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 03:00:54 PM
he of the depilated chest?  :puke:

every charity shop i've ever been in has at least two CDs by peter andre.  says it all, really...
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: maldoror on July 22, 2007, 03:04:59 PM
Can you kill god for me? I can't remember what you wanted for payment... But I can give you one huge gigantic sexual favor
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 03:09:10 PM
no.  and it's chocolate or nothing.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: maldoror on July 22, 2007, 03:15:08 PM
no.  and it's chocolate or nothing.

Then find your own damned hit.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 03:22:24 PM
no point in being snitty - read my original post.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: maldoror on July 22, 2007, 03:28:10 PM
no point in being snitty - read my original post.

People who assume that people on message boards are being genuinely snitty should spend less time on them.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 04:44:08 PM
can you murder me this meat pie, Lucifer? :P it's too good to exist in this world.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/402108291_a604bb0908.jpg)


singing midget - Peter Andre, the most annoying thing to come out of Australia since Home and Away...

i used to have a picture of him on my wall. :laugh: it was hilarious when i learned he had ab implants, i hadn't heard of such things ever. :laugh: he did look hot though. :P
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: duncvis on July 22, 2007, 04:45:13 PM
If Lucifer won't murder the piiiiie, I will. :P
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 04:46:26 PM
i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: maldoror on July 22, 2007, 04:48:33 PM
i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.

So you're against killing animals but have no problem murdering a defenseless pie.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 04:52:18 PM
that's right. :P

but i couldn't. meat is too gross.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Tesla on July 22, 2007, 05:53:56 PM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss.  I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 05:55:21 PM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.

Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head  :laugh:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2007, 05:59:20 PM
i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.

can we talk further about this?

can i have a go at your meat pie?
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:04:11 PM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.

Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head  :laugh:

That was my first thought when I saw this thread, too, but I'm a bit late to the table.

+ for TB
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:04:39 PM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.

Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head  :laugh:

That was my first thought when I saw this thread, too, but I'm a bit late to the table.

+ for TB

Damn posting apathy got you again? 
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 06:06:36 PM
i'm kind of post apathetic too. :yawn:

go ahead Jagger, make my pie. :P
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:16:19 PM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.

Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head  :laugh:

That was my first thought when I saw this thread, too, but I'm a bit late to the table.

+ for TB

Damn posting apathy got you again? 

Yeah, I guess.

I've actually kept fairly busy, today. I looked in a lot, but hardly posted squat compared to a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:18:57 PM
I guess we all go through periods like that.  :-\
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 06:29:32 PM
yeah i dunno what happened. i was in a posting frenzy before too.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:33:57 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:34:30 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.

Anyone in mind?
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 06:35:23 PM
aw. job hunting sucks. :-\

call it a crank. then it won't sound so lame.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:39:57 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.

Anyone in mind?

If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:40:52 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.

Anyone in mind?

If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.

Man that's even worse- hope you get your fire back soon.  :-*
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:41:08 PM
aw. job hunting sucks. :-\

call it a crank. then it won't sound so lame.

I like that.

CRANK.
 :wanker:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:42:38 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.

Anyone in mind?

If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.

Man that's even worse- hope you get your fire back soon.  :-*

Thanks, PI.

We sure are spamming up her lovely little thread, aren't we?
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
I know I'm in a post whore mood tonight- must be making up for lost time.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:46:01 PM
 That can only result in good things.
 :clap:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 07:19:53 PM
That can only result in good things.
 :clap:

You're such a sweetie, even when you're in a funk.  :-*
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
i'm kind of post apathetic too. :yawn:

go ahead Jagger, make my pie. :P
anything i want?

well first i will taste it.  ;D
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 22, 2007, 08:10:12 PM
how was it? :laugh:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2007, 11:07:49 PM
how was it? :laugh:
yummy.  you must have pride in your meat pie to provide all the freshest  ingredients.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 01:23:13 AM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss.  I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.

i'll have to have the sexual favours and chocolate first, mind you.  you do realise that, don't you?   :eyelash:

in fact, there's always the risk that they might make me feel better, and i won't want to kill anyone, so napoleon will be safe for a bit longer.

hmmm...  bit of a dilemma, don't you think?  rampant sex or a dead boss?  i think we need to discuss this further...
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 01:26:21 AM
oh, and...

/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care.   :-*

/snogs PI thoroughly, just to keep her happy for a bit.   :-*

/helps Dawg out with his wank crywank, just cos she's feeling a bit better this morning.   :-*

thank you, all.  i feel so much better, knowing there are people prepared to cheer me up by helping me in my dream of exterminating the horribler bits of the human race (i.e., most of it).  you're all so kind!

 :-*
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 23, 2007, 03:07:19 AM
how was it? :laugh:
yummy.  you must have pride in your meat pie to provide all the freshest  ingredients.

i am pleased that my pie pleased your hineyness. ;D

yes, the whole thing is made out of freshkilled deer meat, found on the side of an abandoned superhighway.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 23, 2007, 03:09:32 AM

/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care.   :-*

*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 03:11:44 AM
you're popular with me - does that count?   :-*
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 23, 2007, 03:51:25 AM
it always counts. you're the countess. :-* :eyebrows: :cat:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 04:03:48 AM
La Comtessa di Mara.  yep, i like that.

although i've always fancied being a duchess, myself - it's the next highest in the hierarchy of titles, after royalty.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: duncvis on July 23, 2007, 04:14:48 AM

/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care.   :-*

*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*

pie still good.  ;D
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 04:16:05 AM

/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care.   :-*

*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*

pie still good.  ;D

added condiments now?   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 23, 2007, 04:17:11 AM
 :laugh: sick fucks.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: duncvis on July 23, 2007, 04:17:26 AM
Grrrrrrrravy!! should be served with fat chips, also drowned in gravy.
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 04:18:15 AM
:laugh: sick fucks.

there are other kinds of fucks?   :o

Grrrrrrrravy!! should be served with fat chips, also drowned in gravy.

yay!  GBG's!!  :heart:

(greasy bastards and gravy).
Title: Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
Post by: SovaNu on July 23, 2007, 04:44:08 AM
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EEEEWWW!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: