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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 02:54:58 PM
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okay, i'm in a foul mood, and i want someone to kill.
suggestions here, please. you may pay me in chocolate (or for some people - and They Know Who They Are - with sexual favours), once i've done the hit.
:grrr:
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Jordan and her singing midget.
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Can I pay you in sexual favours now and let you know later if I decide I want anyone killed? :eyebrows:
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Jordan and her singing midget.
pfffft.
/waves hand.
hardly worth the effort. who the fuck is the singing midget? and, if she's standing upright, how the fuck does she see him?
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Can I pay you in sexual favours now and let you know later if I decide I want anyone killed? :eyebrows:
lol.
you may prefer i kill someone first. but i'll bank that offer, if you don't mind? :eyebrows:
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singing midget - Peter Andre, the most annoying thing to come out of Australia since Home and Away...
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he of the depilated chest? :puke:
every charity shop i've ever been in has at least two CDs by peter andre. says it all, really...
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Can you kill god for me? I can't remember what you wanted for payment... But I can give you one huge gigantic sexual favor
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no. and it's chocolate or nothing.
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no. and it's chocolate or nothing.
Then find your own damned hit.
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no point in being snitty - read my original post.
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no point in being snitty - read my original post.
People who assume that people on message boards are being genuinely snitty should spend less time on them.
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can you murder me this meat pie, Lucifer? :P it's too good to exist in this world.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/402108291_a604bb0908.jpg)
singing midget - Peter Andre, the most annoying thing to come out of Australia since Home and Away...
i used to have a picture of him on my wall. :laugh: it was hilarious when i learned he had ab implants, i hadn't heard of such things ever. :laugh: he did look hot though. :P
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If Lucifer won't murder the piiiiie, I will. :P
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i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.
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i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.
So you're against killing animals but have no problem murdering a defenseless pie.
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that's right. :P
but i couldn't. meat is too gross.
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Ooh! My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
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Ooh! My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head :laugh:
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i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.
can we talk further about this?
can i have a go at your meat pie?
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Ooh! My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head :laugh:
That was my first thought when I saw this thread, too, but I'm a bit late to the table.
+ for TB
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Ooh! My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head :laugh:
That was my first thought when I saw this thread, too, but I'm a bit late to the table.
+ for TB
Damn posting apathy got you again?
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i'm kind of post apathetic too. :yawn:
go ahead Jagger, make my pie. :P
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Ooh! My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
Dammit why didn't I think of that??- perhaps cos once I think of sexual favours everything else flies right out my head :laugh:
That was my first thought when I saw this thread, too, but I'm a bit late to the table.
+ for TB
Damn posting apathy got you again?
Yeah, I guess.
I've actually kept fairly busy, today. I looked in a lot, but hardly posted squat compared to a few weeks ago.
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I guess we all go through periods like that. :-\
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yeah i dunno what happened. i was in a posting frenzy before too.
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With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.
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With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.
Anyone in mind?
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aw. job hunting sucks. :-\
call it a crank. then it won't sound so lame.
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With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.
Anyone in mind?
If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.
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With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.
Anyone in mind?
If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.
Man that's even worse- hope you get your fire back soon. :-*
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aw. job hunting sucks. :-\
call it a crank. then it won't sound so lame.
I like that.
CRANK.
:wanker:
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With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.
Anyone in mind?
If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.
Man that's even worse- hope you get your fire back soon. :-*
Thanks, PI.
We sure are spamming up her lovely little thread, aren't we?
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I know I'm in a post whore mood tonight- must be making up for lost time.
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That can only result in good things.
:clap:
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That can only result in good things.
:clap:
You're such a sweetie, even when you're in a funk. :-*
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i'm kind of post apathetic too. :yawn:
go ahead Jagger, make my pie. :P
anything i want?
well first i will taste it. ;D
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how was it? :laugh:
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how was it? :laugh:
yummy. you must have pride in your meat pie to provide all the freshest ingredients.
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Ooh! My boss, kill my boss. I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.
i'll have to have the sexual favours and chocolate first, mind you. you do realise that, don't you? :eyelash:
in fact, there's always the risk that they might make me feel better, and i won't want to kill anyone, so napoleon will be safe for a bit longer.
hmmm... bit of a dilemma, don't you think? rampant sex or a dead boss? i think we need to discuss this further...
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oh, and...
/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care. :-*
/snogs PI thoroughly, just to keep her happy for a bit. :-*
/helps Dawg out with his wank crywank, just cos she's feeling a bit better this morning. :-*
thank you, all. i feel so much better, knowing there are people prepared to cheer me up by helping me in my dream of exterminating the horribler bits of the human race (i.e., most of it). you're all so kind!
:-*
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how was it? :laugh:
yummy. you must have pride in your meat pie to provide all the freshest ingredients.
i am pleased that my pie pleased your hineyness. ;D
yes, the whole thing is made out of freshkilled deer meat, found on the side of an abandoned superhighway.
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/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care. :-*
*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*
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you're popular with me - does that count? :-*
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it always counts. you're the countess. :-* :eyebrows: :cat:
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La Comtessa di Mara. yep, i like that.
although i've always fancied being a duchess, myself - it's the next highest in the hierarchy of titles, after royalty. :eyebrows:
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/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care. :-*
*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*
pie still good. ;D
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/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care. :-*
*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*
pie still good. ;D
added condiments now? :eyebrows:
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:laugh: sick fucks.
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Grrrrrrrravy!! should be served with fat chips, also drowned in gravy.
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:laugh: sick fucks.
there are other kinds of fucks? :o
Grrrrrrrravy!! should be served with fat chips, also drowned in gravy.
yay! GBG's!! :heart:
(greasy bastards and gravy).
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