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Title: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: McGiver on July 08, 2007, 11:46:00 AM
i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?

i am just happy to poop.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: El on July 08, 2007, 11:46:54 AM
i am just happy to poop.

 :plus:, although I decided against my original impulse to Member's Choice this one.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:49:13 AM
do you guys know your supose to poop everyday? my mom sais she poops like once a week. wtf? :P

naturally i go every other day :laugh:
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 01:08:07 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?

They dissapated.  Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed.  I'll have to talk to him again about it.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 01:23:19 PM
so the important question here is can you like drink beer on those meds?
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:44:48 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?

They dissapated.  Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed.  I'll have to talk to him again about it.

I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 01:47:42 PM
dont push too hard dude, you'll get a hernia. you dont wanna have hernia surgury, it sucks fucking ass
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Scrapheap on July 08, 2007, 05:13:04 PM
Yes, When I have strong coffee in the morning, I usually have to shit 2 hours later.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Catrona on July 08, 2007, 05:28:46 PM
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 07:24:05 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?

They dissapated.  Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed.  I'll have to talk to him again about it.

I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.

It could be worse.  It comes out without much straining; it's just rather painful and not the easy motion I'm accustomed to.  Having one's rectum sandpapered from the inside isn't the greatest experience in the world.
I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 07:24:37 PM
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that

You mean diuretic?  Diuretics make you pee.  Laxatives make you shit.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 07:26:50 PM
Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Catrona on July 08, 2007, 08:20:44 PM
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that

You mean diuretic?  Diuretics make you pee.  Laxatives make you shit.

ah oops   :asthing:

lol  maybe it just gets ALL them juices flowing
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 08:33:59 PM
Coffee is funny. It makes me feel ill.
Yeah, I drink a LOT of it, but tea
never has the same effect.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Callaway on July 08, 2007, 09:36:44 PM
Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.

I think you could try hot tea in the morning and get pretty much the same effect.  Either one works for me.

I don't know if you can get it there or not, but Colace is a stool softener, which sounds like something you could use.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 09:44:00 PM
oh yay! callaway is back :)
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Callaway on July 08, 2007, 10:31:05 PM
oh yay! callaway is back :)

Thanks.  My brother's funeral was yesterday.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 10:35:30 PM
Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.

I think you could try hot tea in the morning and get pretty much the same effect.  Either one works for me.

I don't know if you can get it there or not, but Colace is a stool softener, which sounds like something you could use.

I always start my mornings with tea.  I haven't noticed any laxative effect with it though.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a tiny bottle of it, so I'll need to talk to him again.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Callaway on July 08, 2007, 10:43:30 PM
I know someone who drinks hot water with a slice of lemon in the mornings and it makes her go.  I think there is something about a warm drink that stimulates the bowels, but I think hot coffee or tea work better for me.

How much are you drinking every day, Peter?  If you increase your fiber, you need to drink more liquids too or it could actually make your constipation worse.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
A few litres a day, plus my food has a lot of water in it.  The only thing that's changed recently is that I'm now on two different medications that both have constipation as a side-effect.  I haven't changed my water or fibre intake.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Callaway on July 08, 2007, 10:47:06 PM
Did the sample of lactulose help?  It increases water content in your stool.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Alex179 on July 08, 2007, 11:00:35 PM
I don't drink coffee very often.   The occasional time I drink coffee, it has never had any effect on my bowel movements.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Catrona on July 09, 2007, 01:05:48 AM
oh yay! callaway is back :)

Thanks.  My brother's funeral was yesterday.

/assuage
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 09, 2007, 05:45:49 AM
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that

You mean diuretic?  Diuretics make you pee.  Laxatives make you shit.

ah oops   :asthing:

lol  maybe it just gets ALL them juices flowing

I have not experienced this. Coffee helps me calm down, usually.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 09, 2007, 07:01:33 AM
Did the sample of lactulose help?  It increases water content in your stool.

A bit, but not much.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 09, 2007, 07:33:52 AM
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that

You mean diuretic?  Diuretics make you pee.  Laxatives make you shit.

I honestly thought she was engaging in wordplay.

 :asthing:
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 09, 2007, 07:37:42 AM
A few litres a day, plus my food has a lot of water in it.  The only thing that's changed recently is that I'm now on two different medications that both have constipation as a side-effect.  I haven't changed my water or fibre intake.

Maybe you should increase your water intake for a few days.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: renaeden on July 10, 2007, 07:47:01 AM
Prunes? But I guess that wouldn't help the prickly shit.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Peter on July 10, 2007, 08:51:42 AM
One of these (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6252720.stm), perhaps?  They look yummy.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: renaeden on July 10, 2007, 12:13:54 PM
It doesn't say what it is like when it comes out the other end!

Probably look really odd in the toilet.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Janicka on July 10, 2007, 12:20:28 PM
Really strong coffee makes me shit.

Also, whenever I'm on any sort of a restricted calorie diet (atm it's weight watchers), I have to take metamucil to stay regular. 
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 12:49:31 PM
I don't drink coffee and I don't poop everyday but fruit makes me go. Organic food makes me go more than once a day everyday. But I have to have it daily for me to keep popping everyday. 
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: SovaNu on July 10, 2007, 04:29:51 PM
it makes me poop. i can't stand coffee, it makes me nervous like an NT would be on speed i guess, and it makes me feel headachy and nauseous and tummyachy.

Peter. maybe you should quit the meds. i dunno if any med could be worth that sandpaper excrement. :P except maybe valium.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 15, 2016, 01:34:41 PM
We need to make a list of topics on this site about scat.

It's one of the main themes of this place.   :M
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 15, 2016, 02:39:11 PM
Coffee doesn't make me poop, but large amounts of chocolate does :fos:
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 15, 2016, 04:17:58 PM
:need pics:

Oops, nevermind.  :emb: 
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: Charlotte Quin on September 16, 2016, 06:16:39 AM
At least with all the scat threads I've seen, nobody has ever posted illustrations. Though now that I've said that they'll appear :P

Coffee works for me about 70% of the time. Barista brewed coffee does it more than Nescafe/Moccona.
Title: Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
Post by: renaeden on September 17, 2016, 06:20:20 AM
McJ once posted a poo-in-the-toilet pic.