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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
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i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?
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i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?
i am just happy to poop.
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i am just happy to poop.
:plus:, although I decided against my original impulse to Member's Choice this one.
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do you guys know your supose to poop everyday? my mom sais she poops like once a week. wtf? :P
naturally i go every other day :laugh:
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The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
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The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
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The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
They dissapated. Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too. My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed. I'll have to talk to him again about it.
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so the important question here is can you like drink beer on those meds?
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The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
They dissapated. Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too. My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed. I'll have to talk to him again about it.
I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
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dont push too hard dude, you'll get a hernia. you dont wanna have hernia surgury, it sucks fucking ass
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Yes, When I have strong coffee in the morning, I usually have to shit 2 hours later.
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coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
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The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
They dissapated. Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too. My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed. I'll have to talk to him again about it.
I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
It could be worse. It comes out without much straining; it's just rather painful and not the easy motion I'm accustomed to. Having one's rectum sandpapered from the inside isn't the greatest experience in the world.
I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
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coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
You mean diuretic? Diuretics make you pee. Laxatives make you shit.
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Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.
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coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
You mean diuretic? Diuretics make you pee. Laxatives make you shit.
ah oops :asthing:
lol maybe it just gets ALL them juices flowing
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Coffee is funny. It makes me feel ill.
Yeah, I drink a LOT of it, but tea
never has the same effect.
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Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.
I think you could try hot tea in the morning and get pretty much the same effect. Either one works for me.
I don't know if you can get it there or not, but Colace is a stool softener, which sounds like something you could use.
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oh yay! callaway is back :)
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oh yay! callaway is back :)
Thanks. My brother's funeral was yesterday.
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Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.
I think you could try hot tea in the morning and get pretty much the same effect. Either one works for me.
I don't know if you can get it there or not, but Colace is a stool softener, which sounds like something you could use.
I always start my mornings with tea. I haven't noticed any laxative effect with it though. My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a tiny bottle of it, so I'll need to talk to him again.
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I know someone who drinks hot water with a slice of lemon in the mornings and it makes her go. I think there is something about a warm drink that stimulates the bowels, but I think hot coffee or tea work better for me.
How much are you drinking every day, Peter? If you increase your fiber, you need to drink more liquids too or it could actually make your constipation worse.
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A few litres a day, plus my food has a lot of water in it. The only thing that's changed recently is that I'm now on two different medications that both have constipation as a side-effect. I haven't changed my water or fibre intake.
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Did the sample of lactulose help? It increases water content in your stool.
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I don't drink coffee very often. The occasional time I drink coffee, it has never had any effect on my bowel movements.
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oh yay! callaway is back :)
Thanks. My brother's funeral was yesterday.
/assuage
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coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
You mean diuretic? Diuretics make you pee. Laxatives make you shit.
ah oops :asthing:
lol maybe it just gets ALL them juices flowing
I have not experienced this. Coffee helps me calm down, usually.
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Did the sample of lactulose help? It increases water content in your stool.
A bit, but not much.
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coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
You mean diuretic? Diuretics make you pee. Laxatives make you shit.
I honestly thought she was engaging in wordplay.
:asthing:
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A few litres a day, plus my food has a lot of water in it. The only thing that's changed recently is that I'm now on two different medications that both have constipation as a side-effect. I haven't changed my water or fibre intake.
Maybe you should increase your water intake for a few days.
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Prunes? But I guess that wouldn't help the prickly shit.
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One of these (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6252720.stm), perhaps? They look yummy.
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It doesn't say what it is like when it comes out the other end!
Probably look really odd in the toilet.
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Really strong coffee makes me shit.
Also, whenever I'm on any sort of a restricted calorie diet (atm it's weight watchers), I have to take metamucil to stay regular.
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I don't drink coffee and I don't poop everyday but fruit makes me go. Organic food makes me go more than once a day everyday. But I have to have it daily for me to keep popping everyday.
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it makes me poop. i can't stand coffee, it makes me nervous like an NT would be on speed i guess, and it makes me feel headachy and nauseous and tummyachy.
Peter. maybe you should quit the meds. i dunno if any med could be worth that sandpaper excrement. :P except maybe valium.
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We need to make a list of topics on this site about scat.
It's one of the main themes of this place. :M
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Coffee doesn't make me poop, but large amounts of chocolate does :fos:
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:need pics:
Oops, nevermind. :emb:
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At least with all the scat threads I've seen, nobody has ever posted illustrations. Though now that I've said that they'll appear :P
Coffee works for me about 70% of the time. Barista brewed coffee does it more than Nescafe/Moccona.
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McJ once posted a poo-in-the-toilet pic.