INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: SomeRandomGuy on June 22, 2007, 12:03:33 AM
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Can you answer every question with a question?
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why?
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why?
why not?
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why was that response so predictable?
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why was that response so predictable?
Why would you ask such a leading question?
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why on earth would i want to ask one that wasn't?
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why on earth would i want to ask one that wasn't?
Why do you think you can control everything?
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why did you get that last one so very badly wrong? (i wish i could - it'd make life easier :laugh: ).
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Why don't we change the subject?
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what a good idea, because... why do i have to go and do some work, right now? :(
(laters, hot stuff :-* ).
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what a good idea, because... why do i have to go and do some work, right now? :(
What do you do?
(Later ;))
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what a good idea, because... why do i have to go and do some work, right now? :(
What do you do?
(Later ;))
why do you want to know?
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what a good idea, because... why do i have to go and do some work, right now? :(
What do you do?
(Later ;))
why do you want to know?
why do oyu want to know what he wants to know?
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what a good idea, because... why do i have to go and do some work, right now? :(
What do you do?
(Later ;))
why do you want to know?
Because he fancies the pants of ya?
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I'm so fuckin' drunk, you think I can make sense out of this?
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what a good idea, because... why do i have to go and do some work, right now? :(
What do you do?
(Later ;))
why do you want to know?
Because he fancies the pants of ya?
why do you think he fancies the pants off me?
I'm so fuckin' drunk, you think I can make sense out of this?
why was that question rhetorical?
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(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_124.gif)
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why do you think he fancies the pants off me?
What else did you expect off me? :P
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What else did you expect off me? :P
Why did you think this would be funny?
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why do you want to know?
Why can't a guy just be curious?
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What else did you expect off me? :P
Why did you think this would be funny?
Why not? Hauteur much?
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Hauteur much?
Why does everyone call me that?
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Hauteur much?
Why does everyone call me that?
Why do you think? Checked your attitude at some point? :P
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Why do you think? Checked your attitude at some point? :P
Why does it have to be a problem with _me_?
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Why do you think? Checked your attitude at some point? :P
Why does it have to be a problem with _me_?
Why not? Would you like to talk about your issues?
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Would you like to talk about your issues?
Who told you I have issues?
*glares around the room*
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Would you like to talk about your issues?
Who told you I have issues?
*glares around the room*
Overconfident people usually have them? Why bother?
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Overconfident people usually have them?
Do you really think that putting a question mark at the end of a sentence makes it a question?
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Overconfident people usually have them?
Do you really think that putting a question mark at the end of a sentence makes it a question?
You want me to make a statement instead?
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Overconfident people usually have them?
Do you really think that putting a question mark at the end of a sentence makes it a question?
You want me to make a statement instead?
Are those my only options?
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Overconfident people usually have them?
Do you really think that putting a question mark at the end of a sentence makes it a question?
You want me to make a statement instead?
Are those my only options?
Does this illuminate more options? (http://www.quia.com/quiz/106467.html)
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Does this illuminate more options? (http://www.quia.com/quiz/106467.html)
Where do you find things like that?
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do you really want to know the answer to that?
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Why wouldn't he?
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Why wouldn't he?
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
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what are you - a fucking parrot?
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what are you - a fucking parrot?
Does it make me cool?
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well, yes, but do you really think you suit the name "Polly"?
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Do you think it will highlight my sensitive side?
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do you actually HAVE a sensitive side?
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do you actually HAVE a sensitive side?
Can't you see my teddybear-like nature?
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what are you - a fucking parrot?
:laugh:
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do you actually HAVE a sensitive side?
Can't you see my teddybear-like nature?
can YOU see the state of the teddy bear which lives in my bed? you want to end up looking like that?
(two for the price of one - no extra charge :-* ).
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can YOU see the state of the teddy bear which lives in my bed? you want to end up looking like that?
Doesn't that mean I should just avoid living in your bed?
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can YOU see the state of the teddy bear which lives in my bed? you want to end up looking like that?
Doesn't that mean I should just avoid living in your bed?
do you honestly think you'd ever want to leave if you got in it? :evillaugh: :-*
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do you honestly think you'd ever want to leave if you got in it? :evillaugh: :-*
Don't you think you should be asking 'Do you honestly think I'd ever let you leave if you got in it'?
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do you honestly think you'd ever want to leave if you got in it? :evillaugh: :-*
Don't you think you should be asking 'Do you honestly think I'd ever let you leave if you got in it'?
don't you think i knew exactly what i was asking? :P
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don't you think i knew exactly what i was asking? :P
Do you know what you're getting into?
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would i care if i did? :angel:
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would i care if i did? :angel:
Is your calendar clear?
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can you afford all the condoms?
(i'm not here, i've gone to bed in a lather...)
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can you afford all the condoms?
(i'm not here, i've gone to bed in a lather...)
Can we negotiate a bulk rate?
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can you afford all the condoms?
(i'm not here, i've gone to bed in a lather...)
Can we negotiate a bulk rate?
does the pope shit in the woods?
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does the pope shit in the woods?
Is it Sunday already?
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*shrugs* how can you tell from down there?
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What, I can't do 3 things at once?
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could you please stop doing that second thing? (it's distracting me from the first and third).
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It's all about you, is it?
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What makes you think I'm selfish??
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oi why the fuck are you interrupting? :grrr:
It's all about you, is it?
(no, sweetlips (oh no, wait - that's me: i mean "hotrod"), it's about me, you, and all the hell we can raise. :-* )
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Have we moved to pet-names already?
:P
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"would you like that?" she said, huskily.
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Will you call me 'Sir'?
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would you get over yourself? :laugh:
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Do you really think that's likely?
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do you think i don't know how little you mean that?
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Are you sure I think at all?
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do i need you to think while you're dong that? :drool:
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Don't you think it might help?
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help what? isn't abandonment to sensation enough?
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help what? isn't abandonment to sensation enough?
Did you notice that was response #69?
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help what? isn't abandonment to sensation enough?
Did you notice that was response #69?
can i really be expected to notice with my... hands full?
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When will it stop raining?
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what makes you think it's rain? :eyebrows:
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And why do you want it to stop?
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Why do you want to know?
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Lemon curry???
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Curry with Lemon.
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Lemon curry???
Why are you apeing my routine??
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Lemon curry???
Why are you apeing my routine??
why would you call them an ape?
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Are you going to ape my routine too??
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where's SRG? /sulk.
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who gives a fuck??
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i do, in every sense of the word - am i the only one, then? :eyebrows:
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Do you give a fuck to everybody??
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Have you got a problem with that?
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I AM a guy don't you know what that means??
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I am a woman, don't you know what that means?
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Do you give a fuck to everybody??
you really think you're in with a chance, small fry?
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Lemon curry???
Why are you apeing my routine??
Your routine? Didn't YOU steal it from Monty Python?
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i do, in every sense of the word - am i the only one, then? :eyebrows:
I give a fuck. I like to keep a short leash on my friends. :P
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i do, in every sense of the word - am i the only one, then? :eyebrows:
I give a fuck. I like to keep a short leash on my friends. :P
Those are pets, not friends, dear.
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i do, in every sense of the word - am i the only one, then? :eyebrows:
I give a fuck. I like to keep a short leash on my friends. :P
Those are pets, not friends, dear.
Shouldn't you two be asking questions instead of answering them?
:laugh:
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i do, in every sense of the word - am i the only one, then? :eyebrows:
I give a fuck. I like to keep a short leash on my friends. :P
Those are pets, not friends, dear.
Shouldn't you two be asking questions instead of answering them?
:laugh:
No. :laugh:
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Lemon curry???
Why are you apeing my routine??
Your routine? Didn't YOU steal it from Monty Python?
Did Monty Python post it here before me??
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Lemon curry???
Why are you apeing my routine??
Your routine? Didn't YOU steal it from Monty Python?
Did Monty Python post it here before me??
Is Monty Python a member here?
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Yay!
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Lemon curry???
Why are you apeing my routine??
Your routine? Didn't YOU steal it from Monty Python?
Did Monty Python post it here before me??
Is Monty Python a member here?
Of course we are you son of a silly person you!!! I fart in your general direction!!!
Was your mother a hamster and did your father smell of elderberries?
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swalllow?
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has it got steel bolts which pierce your cheeks, and is it lovingly garnished with lark's vomit?
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has it got steel bolts which pierce your cheeks, and is it lovingly garnished with lark's vomit?
Would that be a swallow, or a spit?
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would you like both? ;)
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would you like both? ;)
Why would anybody complain about spitting, when spitting measn that there's an absolutely delightful reason for the spitter to spit?
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was i complaining? :eyebrows:
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You mean you WEREN'T being immolated, like it sounded?
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do you think my singing's that bad? :'(
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do you think my singing's that bad? :'(
Was that just singing? :'(:'(
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do you think it's a bad idea to sing and gargle at the same time, then? :-\
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You mean like a ventriloquist?
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would you like to tell me about wanting to shove your hand up a puppet's arse?
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What's your definition of "puppet"?
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what's your definition of "arse"?
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What's your definition of "hand"?
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what's your definition of "slap"?
:laugh:
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Who's slapping who??
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Who's slapping who??
Feeling left out?
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Do you think I'm a masochist?
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Do you think I'm a masochist?
Why did you think I thought you wanted to be the slappee?
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"Do you really want to hurt me?" ;)
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Aww, is this too much?
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Are we having fun yet?
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Are we having fun yet?
Can it be fun without clowns?
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Are we having fun yet?
Can it be fun without clowns?
Should someone sing "send in the clowns?"
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Do you want me to tear a hole in the space time continuum?
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Do you want me to tear a hole in the space time continuum?
Is that bad?
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Do you want me to tear a hole in the space time continuum?
Go for it. What is the worst that can happen?
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Do you want to hear an eternity of endless renditions of "Feelings"?
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are you tired of living, or something?
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are you tired of living, or something?
Tired or bored. Same thing I guess. If the worst that can happen is the destruction of the known universe, then that is not so bad. Anything is better than sitting here at work. Well I don't know the song "Feelings", I am probably better off not knowing it.
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Did I miss the question?
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are you tired of living, or something?
Tired or bored. Same thing I guess. If the worst that can happen is the destruction of the known universe, then that is not so bad. Anything is better than sitting here at work. Well I don't know the song "Feelings", I am probably better off not knowing it.
Do you really wanna know how lucky you are???
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Will Henman be able to win his first round match tommorrow?
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Will Henman be able to win his first round match tommorrow?
Will you laugh when I ask who Henman is?
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will you laugh when i tell you he's the top (hahahaha!) british tennis seed?
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will you laugh when i tell you he's the top (hahahaha!) british tennis seed?
They still play tennis in britain?
:P
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*shrugs* i assume so. dunno - i'm not into sport. not outdoors ones, anyway. ;)
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Isn't that what tents are for?
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Isn't that what tents are for?
:LMAO: :plus:
what a good point!
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I'm sorry...What was the question??
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I'm sorry...What was the question??
no idea - i'm in a tent, somewhere...
(what a great euphemism: "i'm just popping off to the tent" :laugh: )
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Is Odeon there?? :P If so could you say hello for me?? Or can he talk with his mouth full??
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gnrhnng mfffppl nrglfp
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gnrhnng mfffppl nrglfp?
Fixed?
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Could somebody translate that? :P
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Unlikely.
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what the hell is going on in the tent?
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what the hell is going on in the tent?
Did you read where Lucifer said she was not big into outdoor sports?
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what the hell is going on in the tent?
Did you read where Lucifer said she was not big into outdoor sports?
so what if I did?
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
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what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
Don't you think saying 'other people' is rather innacurate?
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
willow............ I want to take you out camping and mud wrestle you. :-*
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
willow............ I want to take you out camping and mud wrestle you. :-*
that wasn't a question....but I would whip your ass. ;)
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
willow............ I want to take you out camping and mud wrestle you. :-*
that wasn't a question....but I would whip your ass. ;)
That sounds like a challange......... you need to fly out here before the ground gets hard for the dry season. :laugh:
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
willow............ I want to take you out camping and mud wrestle you. :-*
that wasn't a question....but I would whip your ass. ;)
That sounds like a challange......... you need to fly out here before the ground gets hard for the dry season. :laugh:
wouldn't you agree that, in a dry season, it's going to make hardness rather an academic point?
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
what if I said i'm on the case? :eyebrows:
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so what if I did?
Don't you think that explains what's going on in the tent?
what if I just like it when other people talk dirty to me?
Could you define "dirty?"
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Why has there been no answer to that question?
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swalllow?
Didn't I already answer this question?
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Are we getting redundant here?
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do you think we might all be playing somewhere else? :eyebrows:
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Are we waiting for Godot?
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Godot?
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Haven't you ever heard of the play, "Waiting for Godot." ??
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dear beckett.
do you have a newt?
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Why do you ask?
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because she saw you with a newt.
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yeah! you two-timing bastard! :grrr:
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yeah! you two-timing bastard! :grrr:
:plus:
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Were you two timing with Newt Gingrich??
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have you actually seen/read "waiting for godot"?
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Would I be asking if I hadn't??
**which is the questioning way of saying, yes.**
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(very good questioning way of saying yes).
did you miss the newt, then? or am i thinking of "rosencrantz and guildernstern are dead"?
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Why do you think I read that piece?
**a questioning way of saying that I never read or saw R & G are dead**
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which one's the fucking newt in? :laugh:
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because she saw you with a newt.
If you saw a newt, it dies.
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because she saw you with a newt.
If you saw a newt, it dies.
is that a question?
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David Fincher killed Newt. i was mad. i therefore don't count Alien 3 as part of the saga. it and Alien 4 are in a parallel dimension.
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Aliens-newt.jpg)
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i love guildernstern and rosencrantz.
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2005-03-Mar/Rosencrantz%20-%20the%20boys%20(350w).jpg)