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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Peter on June 17, 2007, 05:29:19 AM

Title: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Peter on June 17, 2007, 05:29:19 AM: How many people here would fall under the FBI's guidelines on potential terrorists?

http://www.welfarestate.com/pamphlet/
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Calandale on June 17, 2007, 05:31:45 AM: Lone individuals?

Bingo!

Though, blowing up government
buildings might have tipped them
off too.
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Peter on June 17, 2007, 07:13:07 AM: A better copy:

http://www.cptexas.org/ruaterrorist-pics.html
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Peter on June 17, 2007, 07:26:09 AM: Here's a different pamphlet. Apparently buying baby formula and Levi jeans are sure signs that a terrorist plot is brewing.

http://www.infowars.com/images2/ps/txps_terror_pamphlet_front.jpg

http://www.infowars.com/images2/ps/txps_terror_pamphlet_back.jpg
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Nomaken on June 17, 2007, 08:36:53 AM: My brain is bleeding.
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: El on June 17, 2007, 09:15:10 AM: Oh noes! And my dad wants to get me a GPS devise to carry in my car soon, too. It can't possibly be because I have no sense of direction! :GA:
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: McGiver on June 17, 2007, 10:42:13 AM: Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 09:15:10 AM
Oh noes! And my dad wants to get me a GPS devise to carry in my car soon, too. It can't possibly be because I have no sense of direction! :GA:
nope. just no cents!
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 17, 2007, 12:39:51 PM: I think the president should be removed, forcibly and unpleasantly, from office.

If I wasn't before, I am now.
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Markie on June 17, 2007, 01:49:01 PM: Hell, my extremist post in support of Hamas and in harsh critique of Israel... or more precisely in support of a little more dedicated truth in the middle east problem certainly ought to qualify me as a terrorist. And not just as a mere domestic terrorist either! :eyebrows:
:bat:
Don't forget, I'm from fucking Europe! :vulcan: :insane:

But you know, jobs are scarce and education is hard to come by. So why not give the guys at the FBI and CIA a break by giving them a good excuse to hang around here? T'be a damned shame to not make the fullest use of the knowledge and works of art and literature available here, wouldn't it?
:book: :1st: :roses:
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Scrapheap on July 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM: I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Soph on July 02, 2007, 08:42:18 PM: Quote from: Catkiller on July 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Delusional bigoted wankers.
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Scrapheap on July 02, 2007, 08:46:38 PM: Quote from: Soph on July 02, 2007, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Catkiller on July 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Delusional bigoted wankers.

You've heard of 'em??
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Soph on July 02, 2007, 08:48:28 PM: Quote from: Catkiller on July 02, 2007, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Soph on July 02, 2007, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Catkiller on July 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Delusional bigoted wankers.

You've heard of 'em??
Unfortunately.
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: Vortex_13 on July 03, 2007, 08:44:53 AM: Quote from: Catkiller on July 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.

Actually those Christian Identity guy are pretty dangerous. Those are the ones who were involved with that Oklahoma city bombing a few years back.

As for terrorism. I have an awesome story about how I was helping a friend move to New York and we took the wrong lane on the G.W. bridge and all the sudden a bunch of cop cars and federal agents swarmed the moving van. I was so happy that we were a bunch of boring looking white boys and they let us go after showing us the right lane to take for trucks...
Title: Re: Are you a terror suspect?
Post by: willow on July 04, 2007, 05:36:06 PM: well I have ink...so I must be a skin head. I mean, that is their identifying trademark, apparently....NOT their SHAVED HEADS. :-\