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Title: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 14, 2007, 10:27:51 PM
Hi, I came here from wrongplanet, just checkin' out the scenery. I'm sure everyone here who has been to that site knows of me as it's most prominent and well respected member and is conscious of the immense honor I have bestowed upon you all by posting here. No, no, it's not necessary to give me special privileges.. Well, you can if you really want to. Anyway, about me. I'm a college student/wage slave and I spend most of my free time dreaming up good ways to scare the hell out of people. Also, sometimes I sew.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: duncvis on June 14, 2007, 11:19:13 PM
Hola n00b. *waves* :dance:
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Alex179 on June 14, 2007, 11:22:32 PM
Welcome.   I wish I had time to dream up ways to scare people.   I seem to do that naturally.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Scrapheap on June 14, 2007, 11:26:10 PM
A well respected member of WP is a bit of an oxymoron.  ::) :laugh:

I'd feel better if you said they hated you over there.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Mr Smith on June 15, 2007, 12:20:53 AM
/moves aside from the uppity cunt position to make room for the newb

I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Kosmonaut on June 15, 2007, 02:31:57 AM
I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?"

Frankie Howerd ?  ???

edit: i just remembered he is dead though.
Hi Maldoro
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Callaway on June 15, 2007, 03:04:12 AM
Hi maldoror.  It is nice to meet such a highly esteemed member of WP.

I sew a little too.  What kinds of things do you make?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 15, 2007, 04:04:42 AM
A well respected member of WP is a bit of an oxymoron.  ::) :laugh:

What kinda moron?

Anyhow, welcome here too.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2007, 05:16:00 AM
Fuck off^H^H Welcome, n00b. I take it you aren't the sensitive type?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Eclair on June 15, 2007, 05:59:15 AM
/moves aside from the uppity cunt position to make room for the newb

I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.
I think it was a joke...not a serious statement.
I know of you Maldoror...why are you here?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 06:37:51 AM
Fuck off^H^H Welcome, n00b. I take it you aren't the sensitive type?
hey, you stole my line.


welcome mauler.

you like to sew.  you must be a chick, or like that buffalo bob guy from silence of the lambs.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2007, 07:01:01 AM
Fuck off^H^H Welcome, n00b. I take it you aren't the sensitive type?
hey, you stole my line.

oops. Sorry. I'd plus you but I don't want to spoil your karma.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 07:17:57 AM
Hi, I came here from wrongplanet, just checkin' out the scenery. I'm sure everyone here who has been to that site knows of me as it's most prominent and well respected member and is conscious of the immense honor I have bestowed upon you all by posting here. No, no, it's not necessary to give me special privileges.. Well, you can if you really want to. Anyway, about me. I'm a college student/wage slave and I spend most of my free time dreaming up good ways to scare the hell out of people. Also, sometimes I sew.


heya. :)

I'm reading you right now. does it tickle?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 07:19:54 AM
Fuck off^H^H Welcome, n00b. I take it you aren't the sensitive type?
hey, you stole my line.

oops. Sorry. I'd plus you but I don't want to spoil your karma.
a convenient excuse.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 15, 2007, 02:56:28 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.

Hi, I came here from wrongplanet, just checkin' out the scenery. I'm sure everyone here who has been to that site knows of me as it's most prominent and well respected member and is conscious of the immense honor I have bestowed upon you all by posting here. No, no, it's not necessary to give me special privileges.. Well, you can if you really want to. Anyway, about me. I'm a college student/wage slave and I spend most of my free time dreaming up good ways to scare the hell out of people. Also, sometimes I sew.

heya. :)

I'm reading you right now. does it tickle?

Whew, I'm glad you told me that! I was afraid that was an infection.

I like to make weird hats, and I'm here because my parents, for whatever reason, didn't choose to have sex in Paris.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 02:58:19 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.

Hi, I came here from wrongplanet, just checkin' out the scenery. I'm sure everyone here who has been to that site knows of me as it's most prominent and well respected member and is conscious of the immense honor I have bestowed upon you all by posting here. No, no, it's not necessary to give me special privileges.. Well, you can if you really want to. Anyway, about me. I'm a college student/wage slave and I spend most of my free time dreaming up good ways to scare the hell out of people. Also, sometimes I sew.

heya. :)

I'm reading you right now. does it tickle?

Whew, I'm glad you told me that! I was afraid that was an infection.

I like to make weird hats, and I'm here because my parents, for whatever reason, didn't choose to have sex in Paris.


I want a weird hat.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2007, 03:02:36 PM
So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.

"We" You've been here, what?, 24 hours and it's "we" now? ::)
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 15, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.


What would you expect?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.

"We" You've been here, what?, 24 hours and it's "we" now? ::)

are you being sarcastic?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2007, 03:06:44 PM
So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.

"We" You've been here, what?, 24 hours and it's "we" now? ::)

are you being sarcastic?

I'm nitpicking with a touch of sarcasm, yes.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 15, 2007, 03:07:18 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.


What would you expect?

Well, I definately didn't expect anybody to take that seriously..
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 03:07:59 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.


What would you expect?

Well, I definately didn't expect anybody to take that seriously..


if it makes me win, I knew you were being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: DirtDawg on June 15, 2007, 03:09:00 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.


What would you expect?

Well, I definately didn't expect anybody to take that seriously..

Then give us more to work with.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 15, 2007, 03:12:11 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.


What would you expect?

Well, I definately didn't expect anybody to take that seriously..

Expect the unexpected (or unexpectorated).
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 15, 2007, 03:22:16 PM
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I mean seriously.. who would call themself "Well respected member of a forum?" Even I wouldn't say something that uppity. It's ok if you're talking about someone else.. Also, I don't know who the fuck you are tbh.. and i've been at WP since 2004.

So we're no better at picking up on sarcasm over here than over there.


What would you expect?

Well, I definately didn't expect anybody to take that seriously..

Expect the unexpected (or unexpectorated).

Okies, it's in my notebook now.

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Then give us more to work with.

Hmm, are you saying you want me to be more over the top? I can do that.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 06:35:54 PM
are you a mexican?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Scrapheap on June 15, 2007, 08:34:02 PM
are you a mexican?

are you getting lonely??
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 15, 2007, 08:50:32 PM
are you a mexican?

Nope, just another whitey trying to be worldly. Did I pronounce it right?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 09:13:43 PM
are you a mexican?

Nope, just another whitey trying to be worldly. Did I pronounce it right?
the H is silent.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 09:35:46 PM
are you a mexican?

Nope, just another whitey trying to be worldly. Did I pronounce it right?
the H is silent.


do do do do....roflmao.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: vodz on June 16, 2007, 04:46:33 AM
HELLO. IF YOU ARE NEW YOU SHOULD TYPE EACH AND EVERY POST IN CAPS, JUST TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE NOTICE YOU ARE NEW AND GRANT YOU THE SPECIAL PRIVLIGESTM.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2007, 04:59:49 AM
Flo, that you? Shouldn't you be posting about cayenne and ginseng?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 16, 2007, 06:58:07 AM
i am beginning to enjoy this vodzy charater....even if her is an aussie.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 16, 2007, 02:14:04 PM
....even if her is an aussie.

Sometimes, your typos just make things nearly unintelligible.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 16, 2007, 03:25:57 PM
....even if her is an aussie.

Sometimes, your typos just make things nearly unintelligible.
at least i have an excuse.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 16, 2007, 03:42:29 PM
....even if her is an aussie.

Sometimes, your typos just make things nearly unintelligible.
at least i have an excuse.

Same one applies to you deciphering mine,
yo-yo karma.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 16, 2007, 03:52:06 PM
....even if her is an aussie.

Sometimes, your typos just make things nearly unintelligible.
at least i have an excuse.

Same one applies to you deciphering mine,
yo-yo karma.
aren't you at 10,000 yet?


looks like odeon gave you an old fashioned ass kicking. ;D
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2007, 04:07:28 PM
He needed it. :P
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 04:23:10 PM
he'd've enjoyed it, too.   >:D
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2007, 04:28:17 PM
As always, I'm just glad I'm able to help. :angel:
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 04:30:31 PM
so i noticed, earlier... ;)
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: vodz on June 16, 2007, 06:15:35 PM
I sometimes enjoy my character myself.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: vodz on June 16, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
Though not as frequently as I enjoy my sweaty palm.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 16, 2007, 08:40:39 PM
he'd've enjoyed it, too.   >:D

Ah, so I'm not the only one who uses this
complex construct of contraction. Is it legit?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Calandale on June 16, 2007, 08:41:59 PM
....even if her is an aussie.

Sometimes, your typos just make things nearly unintelligible.
at least i have an excuse.

Same one applies to you deciphering mine,
yo-yo karma.
aren't you at 10,000 yet?


looks like odeon gave you an old fashioned ass kicking. ;D

Aye. But dancing today, and again tonight.
Oh, and it looks like my internet is out, so
it will be harder to postwhore - can't convince
myself that I'm actually working as easily.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: richard on June 17, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
hello and welcome! :)
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: McGiver on June 17, 2007, 05:49:53 PM
why don't you welcome this person with a picture of your butthole?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 17, 2007, 08:18:07 PM
I'm so sick of being welcomed that way.
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Scrapheap on June 17, 2007, 08:27:24 PM
I'm so sick of being welcomed that way.

So you spend all your time in gay bathhouses??
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: maldoror on June 17, 2007, 08:29:23 PM
I'm so sick of being welcomed that way.

So you spend all your time in gay bathhouses??

Hey, yeah... you think there's a connection?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: Scrapheap on June 17, 2007, 09:16:56 PM
I'm so sick of being welcomed that way.

So you spend all your time in gay bathhouses??

Hey, yeah... you think there's a connection?

Ssssure there iss sssillybunsss!!  :-*
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: richard on June 17, 2007, 10:53:06 PM
why don't you welcome this person with a picture of your butthole?
because this is the welcome forum? did i post my butthole in the welcome forum to anyone?
Title: Re: Hola
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:24:14 PM
I'm so sick of being welcomed that way.

So you spend all your time in gay bathhouses??

Hey, yeah... you think there's a connection?

 :plus: