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Title: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
I am rarely honest, and I think I'm funny.

Prepare yourselves.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 02:37:38 PM
why can't I make the peaman love me?  :'(
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:38:23 PM
why can't I make the peaman love me?  :'(
Because you are devoid of human emotion.

Also, you kill people.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 02:42:41 PM
why can't I make the peaman love me?  :'(
Because you are devoid of human emotion.

Also, you kill people.


I don't kill all people. jesus.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:47:05 PM
I don't kill all people. jesus.

You kill _me_. Are there other people?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 02:47:24 PM
I am rarely honest, and I think I'm funny.

Prepare yourselves.
you look like a virgin!

where are you from?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:49:33 PM
I am rarely honest, and I think I'm funny.

Prepare yourselves.
you look like a virgin!
Hrm, I'll tell my daughter. She'll think that's funny.

where are you from?
Wisconsin
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 02:52:14 PM
great answer.  i thought it was funny.


do you like cheese?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:58:20 PM
do you like cheese?

Did you just call me fat?

There are varieties of cheese I enjoy, yes.

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 03:00:04 PM
do you like the packers?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 03:05:54 PM
do you like cheese?

Did you just call me fat?

There are varieties of cheese I enjoy, yes.




god I just said that somewhere else. get out of my brain.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 03:10:23 PM
do you like the packers?

Is this some thinly veiled setup for another 'what's up my ass' joke?

And yes
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 03:10:54 PM
god I just said that somewhere else. get out of my brain.

Your brain is a dirty whore, I can't help if she's always inviting me over.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 03:17:13 PM
do you like the packers?

Is this some thinly veiled setup for another 'what's up my ass' joke?

And yes
still defensive?

it is my sworn duty to teach you to relax.
are you ready to learn?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 03:23:17 PM
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 03:38:22 PM
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 03:43:07 PM
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 03:45:41 PM
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
squared.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:20:36 PM
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:23:21 PM
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
depends.  what size would the cube be?
like a rubiks cube?

and would a woman be doing this, because i aint ghey!
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:24:31 PM
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
depends.  what size would the cube be?
like a rubiks cube?

and would a woman be doing this, because i aint ghey!

I know you're not ghey sugarplum, shall we skip the cube and just stick with the 10inch strap on?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:25:51 PM
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
depends.  what size would the cube be?
like a rubiks cube?

and would a woman be doing this, because i aint ghey!

I know you're not ghey sugarplum, shall we skip the cube and just stick with the 10inch strap on?
sure, but what if it makes me poopie?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:26:44 PM
Then you can clean it up, bitch!

We don't really need the lube anymore do we??
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:27:25 PM
Then you can clean it up, bitch!

We don't really need the lube anymore do we??
just a bit....on the tip.


will you be giving me a reach around?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:28:43 PM
Do I ever neglect to make sure you get 'there'? 
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
no you don't.

now, what can i do to help you?

or should i remind you that i am in charge here and you will do as you are told?


anyways, who's turn is it?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:33:22 PM
no you don't.

now, what can i do to help you?

or should i remind you that i am in charge here and you will do as you are told?


anyways, who's turn is it?

You're 'in charge' because it suits me that way.

I'm sure you'll think of something.

Are we keeping tally?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:35:15 PM
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:35:48 PM
nah, it's just as the wind blows.

what would you like, m' lady?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:36:26 PM
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...

Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:37:07 PM
nah, it's just as the wind blows.

what would you like, m' lady?

Stop calling me 'lady', you know that kinda talk does nothing for me.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 04:37:40 PM
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...

Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

 :plus:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:41:08 PM
nah, it's just as the wind blows.

what would you like, m' lady?

Stop calling me 'lady', you know that kinda talk does nothing for me.
you filthy siren.


do me!
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:45:56 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"


No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:47:05 PM
Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

No, I'm just really really good at it.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:47:41 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"


No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. :eyebrows:
i won't be timed!





probably because it will only require 30 seconds....
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:47:50 PM
Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

No, I'm just really really good at it.

Does that line ever work? Really?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:48:24 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"


No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. :eyebrows:
i won't be timed!





size=4pt]probably because it will only require 30 seconds....[[/size]

Damn you're eager tonight  :o
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Does that line ever work? Really?

That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:53:15 PM
Does that line ever work? Really?

That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...

So you only use it for masturbating? I see.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:54:53 PM

So you only use it for masturbating? I see.

Aye, I've much better lines for other people. I'm easy, see, so I don't need the good ones to get myself into bed.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:56:10 PM
will you please share with us three lines that have worked for you?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:56:37 PM

So you only use it for masturbating? I see.

Aye, I've much better lines for other people. I'm easy, see, so I don't need the good ones to get myself into bed.

That's probably why I fuck myself so much too. :laugh:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
will you please share with us three lines that have worked for you?

Hi.
Hello.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:03:42 PM
will you please share with us three lines that have worked for you?

Hi.
Hello.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
very nice.

i assume, the, that you are filthy rich, look way better than your avatar shows, and have a cock the size of an elephants.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 05:08:34 PM
i assume, the, that you are filthy rich, look way better than your avatar shows, and have a cock the size of an elephants.

Or I lie a lot, but it's one of those things for sure.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:18:09 PM
Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

No, I'm just really really good at it.

I have a wire frame desk. Allows me to type
and pleasure myself, at the same time.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:19:09 PM
Does that line ever work? Really?

That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...

Figures that you'd have to take yourself on
a date, to get any.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:33:36 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:37:49 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:38:59 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.


may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:41:38 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.


may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

what do you want to see? my backside?  :moon:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:43:37 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.



Not convinced. HE managed to inspire eroticism.
What have you done?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:44:47 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.


may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

what do you want to see? my backside?  :moon:
the small of your back would be nice.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:45:10 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.



Not convinced. HE managed to inspire eroticism.
What have you done?

did he inspire it? or did people just happen to pick his janitor closet?


I gave excellent information on hair products. jesus...what do you want? :P

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:45:56 PM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.


may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

what do you want to see? my backside?  :moon:
the small of your back would be nice.

I don't think I have any pictures of just the small of my back. because, you know. that would be a weird picture.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:46:33 PM
i'll take the full shot, if i have to.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:47:31 PM
I'm actually pretty disappointed in
manic panic. They were good
up until the early 90's, but I
found something better. Can't
remember the name though.
My wife always bought it, I just
applied it.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:49:17 PM
I'm actually pretty disappointed in
manic panic. They were good
up until the early 90's, but I
found something better. Can't
remember the name though.
My wife always bought it, I just
applied it.

where I live, there are only two brands in the stores..manic panic and beyond the zone..and that zone shit just SUCKS.
I have pretty good times with manic panic.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:49:47 PM
i'll take the full shot, if i have to.

lemme look around for something not too pornographic.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:52:36 PM
Whatever I was using was a temporary.
But it lasted for months. Bled a good deal
though.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 05:56:57 PM
i'll take the full shot, if i have to.

lemme look around for something not too pornographic.


older..but not dirty :P

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/000_2419.jpg)
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:59:52 PM
i just love the curves of a woman.

nice picture.  :plus:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:01:12 PM
i just love the curves of a woman.

nice picture.  :plus:


thanks.

I'm not really curvy...I have small tits and a big ass :P so..like..a PEAR. :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 06:03:59 PM
i just love the curves of a woman.

nice picture.  :plus:


thanks.

I'm not really curvy...I have small tits and a big ass :P so..like..a PEAR. :P
not a big ass/arse.

small boobs aren't bad as long as you have huge nipples.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:05:14 PM
i just love the curves of a woman.

nice picture.  :plus:


thanks.

I'm not really curvy...I have small tits and a big ass :P so..like..a PEAR. :P
not a big ass/arse.

small boobs aren't bad as long as you have huge nipples.

OMG like pancake nipples???? BLARGH!!!

no. they're very..pokey. my friends joke that I am going to stab someone's eye out with them.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 06:06:49 PM
i was talking about the nipples, not the aeriola.

you got a braless frontal picture.  t-shirt is ok?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:13:12 PM
i was talking about the nipples, not the aeriola.

you got a braless frontal picture.  t-shirt is ok?

I don't own a bra :P

no..no t-shirt...but I'm not particularly alarmed about showing people my nipples, so..

*Pic removed*
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 06:15:07 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.

yay! a plus!

yeah..no titty fucking. sorry about that. :P

damn..I should have posted this in MY OWN GODDAMNED thread. I'm just furthering the WHORE in this one.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 06:17:35 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.

yay! a plus!

yeah..no titty fucking. sorry about that. :P

damn..I should have posted this in MY OWN GODDAMNED thread. I'm just furthering the WHORE in this one.
i'll ask you a question in your thread, then.
since, you are a whore.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 06:18:42 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.

yay! a plus!

yeah..no titty fucking. sorry about that. :P

damn..I should have posted this in MY OWN GODDAMNED thread. I'm just furthering the WHORE in this one.

See? Even you can't resist his charm.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:24:21 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.

yay! a plus!

yeah..no titty fucking. sorry about that. :P

damn..I should have posted this in MY OWN GODDAMNED thread. I'm just furthering the WHORE in this one.

See? Even you can't resist his charm.

I'm taking my tits and I'm going home!
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 06:26:25 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.

yay! a plus!

yeah..no titty fucking. sorry about that. :P

damn..I should have posted this in MY OWN GODDAMNED thread. I'm just furthering the WHORE in this one.

See? Even you can't resist his charm.

I'm taking my tits and I'm going home!

Why don't you just move them to MY thread?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:33:03 PM
can't really titty fuck with those.  but they look nibble worthy.


i'll plus you later for showing the balls to post that.  i just plssed you and you need to wait an hour.

yay! a plus!

yeah..no titty fucking. sorry about that. :P

damn..I should have posted this in MY OWN GODDAMNED thread. I'm just furthering the WHORE in this one.

See? Even you can't resist his charm.

I'm taking my tits and I'm going home!

Why don't you just move them to MY thread?

okay.

*packs up tits and moves into calandale's thread*
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
you may have just lost that plus i promised you.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 06:36:55 PM
Ah, the birdies can't resist, when you offer them seed.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:38:02 PM
you may have just lost that plus i promised you.

sshhhh..it is a diversion...I'm really....ummm...yeah.I don't know. I Lost my train of thought.


want to see something that really makes me laugh?

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 06:39:25 PM
you may have just lost that plus i promised you.

sshhhh..it is a diversion...I'm really....ummm...yeah.I don't know. I Lost my train of thought.


want to see something that really makes me laugh?


sure.

will it make me laugh?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:40:48 PM
you may have just lost that plus i promised you.

sshhhh..it is a diversion...I'm really....ummm...yeah.I don't know. I Lost my train of thought.


want to see something that really makes me laugh?


sure.

will it make me laugh?

if you're not broken, it should.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lyncNXt4MA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lyncNXt4MA)

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 06:48:44 PM
Eh.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 06:51:07 PM
Eh.

I am a funion princess.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 07:01:00 PM
Eh.

I am a funion princess.

I'm not up enough on recent celebs to really
see much humor in it all. There were a couple of
silly moments, but not too great.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 07:12:07 PM
i was drying my panties in there and i forgot.  now i burned up my cooking room.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
Well hell, I go away for a few hours and you guys fill 2 pages of shit that's not about me.

As great as Willow looks naked, umm.... ME?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 08:22:30 PM
Post your tits.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 08:23:03 PM
did you think about us?

you know you did.  we get under ypeople skin.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 08:25:38 PM
Get your eye off the Go up button, McJ.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 08:31:26 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 08:51:55 PM
i was drying my panties in there and i forgot.  now i burned up my cooking room.

HAHAHHAHAHHAA....


jesus. now I done burned up my cooking room.


<weeping>
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 10:10:44 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:26 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 10:18:40 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
is that an invitation?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:24:36 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
is that an invitation?

if you have The Pron, yes.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 10:28:35 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
is that an invitation?

if you have The Pron, yes.
maybe tomorrow, or the soonest time that i can be arsed.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:31:18 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
is that an invitation?

if you have The Pron, yes.
maybe tomorrow, or the soonest time that i can be arsed.

arsed, this.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 10:32:37 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
is that an invitation?

if you have The Pron, yes.
maybe tomorrow, or the soonest time that i can be arsed.

arsed, this.
well i am a bit hungry.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:07:02 PM
did you think about us?

I hit a ball very hard tonight, I thought about you as I was doing that.

Read into it what you will.

so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?


shhh..I am trying to have some PRON.
is that an invitation?

if you have The Pron, yes.
maybe tomorrow, or the soonest time that i can be arsed.

arsed, this.
well i am a bit hungry.


may I offer you a triscuit and cheese?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 11:11:53 PM
may I offer you a triscuit and cheese?
no thank you.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:39:34 PM
may I offer you a triscuit and cheese?
no thank you.

then starve, fuckhead.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 11:40:42 PM
may I offer you a triscuit and cheese?
no thank you.

then starve, fuckhead.
triscuits taste like i am eating splinters.
i would take a wheat thin.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:44:01 PM
may I offer you a triscuit and cheese?
no thank you.

then starve, fuckhead.
triscuits taste like i am eating splinters.
i would take a wheat thin.

I like wheat thins.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 12:33:29 AM
so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?

Indeed so. I could not let the weepy mess you created of me go unavenged.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 12:35:59 AM
so you are trying to project the pain that i inflicted on you?

Indeed so. I could not let the weepy mess you created of me go unavenged.

hi. can we surpass the fagginess...and the emails....I need you...is that okay?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 12:38:03 AM
hi. can we surpass the fagginess...and the emails....I need you...is that okay?

Name a time, then a place, and I will be there.

(That's a yes, incidentally)
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 12:40:33 AM
hi. can we surpass the fagginess...and the emails....I need you...is that okay?

Name a time, then a place, and I will be there.

(That's a yes, incidentally)



that asshole sent me a faggy email...all nice and "please" and shit...
to send back his mother's ring.
of COURSE I would send it, out of respect for HER...
but what the fuck...one moment he is a cesspool of idiot...then he is
all Please and Thank You????
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 12:42:47 AM
Fucker. It's more of his same bullshit, time in and time out. I mean, it may seem like he was trying to be nice by saying 'Please' and 'Thank You', but he was really just saying 'I don't think you're a good enough person to send back her ring unless I act all nice about it'

I really really really want to hurt him in very bad ways.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 12:47:47 AM
Fucker. It's more of his same bullshit, time in and time out. I mean, it may seem like he was trying to be nice by saying 'Please' and 'Thank You', but he was really just saying 'I don't think you're a good enough person to send back her ring unless I act all nice about it'

I really really really want to hurt him in very bad ways.

yeah. I just....

I hate him....but I want to know WHY. I know he will never say "gee, I was a lying fuckhole because_______"
..I just...I don't know.

if I cared about someone, as I cared for him, I would respect them with the truth.

I can't understand why anything else would be acceptable.





please....kill him?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 12:51:40 AM
if I cared about someone, as I cared for him, I would respect them with the truth.

I can't understand why anything else would be acceptable.
This won't be fun to hear Wil, but I think it's becoming more and more apparent that he didn't really care for you. Not the way he said he did, not the way you did. You deserve the truth, but that's not exactly a concept he was well-versed in. You really need to stop expecting him to act like you would, like I would, like any person worth knowing would.


please....kill him?
Ask me again, and I will.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 12:54:29 AM
if I cared about someone, as I cared for him, I would respect them with the truth.

I can't understand why anything else would be acceptable.
This won't be fun to hear Wil, but I think it's becoming more and more apparent that he didn't really care for you. Not the way he said he did, not the way you did. You deserve the truth, but that's not exactly a concept he was well-versed in. You really need to stop expecting him to act like you would, like I would, like any person worth knowing would.


I Know you're right..and still I hold out for that humanity....I emailed him and told him
I was blocking all further contact as of today. (my today ended almost 3 hours ago.)


please....kill him?
Ask me again, and I will.


*chews bottom lip*


if you are as capable as I....I won't ask you again.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 12:59:52 AM

I Know you're right..and still I hold out for that humanity....I emailed him and told him
I was blocking all further contact as of today. (my today ended almost 3 hours ago.)

This is great news. Please do this, don't let him talk to you again. All he does is twist you, confuse you. He's so different than the man he pretended to be, the man you fell in love with, that anything he says now can only do you harm

*chews bottom lip*


if you are as capable as I....I won't ask you again.
*nod*
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:05:01 AM

I Know you're right..and still I hold out for that humanity....I emailed him and told him
I was blocking all further contact as of today. (my today ended almost 3 hours ago.)

This is great news. Please do this, don't let him talk to you again. All he does is twist you, confuse you. He's so different than the man he pretended to be, the man you fell in love with, that anything he says now can only do you harm

*chews bottom lip*


if you are as capable as I....I won't ask you again.
*nod*

I don't even really care about the break up...I just..why?? why would someone pretend to love me so much..and then intentionally do things to hurt me? what kind of sickass gets off on that??
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 01:06:44 AM
An injured one?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:08:32 AM
An injured one?

so it would seem.

oddly..I am more affected by the lies, than the actual break.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 01:09:22 AM
I don't even really care about the break up...I just..why?? why would someone pretend to love me so much..and then intentionally do things to hurt me? what kind of sickass gets off on that??

The christian kind.
The kind who doesn't know what real emotion is, and instead must substitute movie emotions.
The kind who would be a cop in LA.
The kind who thinks repeating 'so much' is romantic, and not trite.
Most of all, the kind who thinks he can control or own a woman, and when she DARES to make other friends, takes it as a personal affront.

The worst part is, of course, that this next chick may not be doomed to an entire lifetime with him, but that kid is.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:13:16 AM
I don't even really care about the break up...I just..why?? why would someone pretend to love me so much..and then intentionally do things to hurt me? what kind of sickass gets off on that??

The christian kind.
The kind who doesn't know what real emotion is, and instead must substitute movie emotions.
The kind who would be a cop in LA.
The kind who thinks repeating 'so much' is romantic, and not trite.
Most of all, the kind who thinks he can control or own a woman, and when she DARES to make other friends, takes it as a personal affront.

The worst part is, of course, that this next chick may not be doomed to an entire lifetime with him, but that kid is.


*tears welling up*

oh..I am sure that was just a "look at me!!!" lie.

it kills me that I want a reason. I want him to tell me why he lied...cheated...manipulated. I know he won't...but I still want that.

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 01:18:53 AM
*tears welling up*

*hugs you, holding you tight*

it kills me that I want a reason. I want him to tell me why he lied...cheated...manipulated. I know he won't...but I still want that.

It kills you because you want to think yourself unaffected by this, too strong to be hurt by another person. It's completely reasonable to want an explanation... sadly, you'll probably _always_ want one. It will always upset you (what a fucking optimist I am), but it will upset you less and less as the months go by. It may take you, personally, longer than it would take another person, but you will get past him. You will replace the sadness with anger, then apathy.

Untill then, you've friends. My shoulder is always open.

You're loved Willlow, by people who really know what it means.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:23:12 AM
*tears welling up*

*hugs you, holding you tight*

it kills me that I want a reason. I want him to tell me why he lied...cheated...manipulated. I know he won't...but I still want that.

It kills you because you want to think yourself unaffected by this, too strong to be hurt by another person. It's completely reasonable to want an explanation... sadly, you'll probably _always_ want one. It will always upset you (what a fucking optimist I am), but it will upset you less and less as the months go by. It may take you, personally, longer than it would take another person, but you will get past him. You will replace the sadness with anger, then apathy.

Untill then, you've friends. My shoulder is always open.

You're loved Willlow, by people who really know what it means.


I am very thankful for you. I don't know how fucking mental I would be without you...
but I am pretty sure it would be scary.

I want to grab the back of his stupid head and drag him outside and grind his face into the mud...
until he eats it.

I really do hate you....but I am glad we are best friends.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 01:25:02 AM
 :jerry:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:25:51 AM
:jerry:


asshole.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 01:26:31 AM
I try.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:27:10 AM
I try.

really? it seems as if it wouldn't take much effort.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 01:29:47 AM
I want to grab the back of his stupid head and drag him outside and grind his face into the mud...
until he eats it.

That's a decent start love, but might I suggest instead fantasizing about a curbstomp? Imminently more practical and gratifying.

I really do hate you....but I am glad we are best friends.
Yeah, and I hate you too. It's our common bond that keeps us together.


Plus, you have my soul in a jar.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:30:39 AM
I want to grab the back of his stupid head and drag him outside and grind his face into the mud...
until he eats it.

That's a decent start love, but might I suggest instead fantasizing about a curbstomp? Imminently more practical and gratifying.

I really do hate you....but I am glad we are best friends.
Yeah, and I hate you too. It's our common bond that keeps us together.


Plus, you have my soul in a jar.

what is a curbstomp?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 14, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
what is a curbstomp?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curbstomp
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 01:32:38 AM
I try.

really? it seems as if it wouldn't take much effort.


Nothing I do does.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 14, 2007, 01:33:49 AM
I am sorry to hear you were deceived, cheated on, etc.   It really sucks when it happens and still hurts long afterwards.    I still hate my ex and the last two times I saw her, I did not speak to her purposefully (told her that I wouldn't the last time I spoke to her and kept my word).  She just happened to show up mysteriously at my work and I ignored her both times (comes naturally to an aspie).   Very immature of me I know, but I avoided another potential smashing at her hands.   I doubt it would hurt you to do about the same.

Forget this guy, move on and hopefully you will find someone else actually worth your while in the future.   Him being Christian probably has nothing to do with him cheating, he could be any religion or none at all and still do that.  I can't understand why people who can't stop themselves from cheating even get into mutually exclusive relationships, once a cheat always a cheat in my opinion.   All they do is hurt people.  He does sound like he needs a good beating lol.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 14, 2007, 04:06:39 AM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.



That wasn't sex, that wasn't even foreplay.  >:D
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2007, 05:38:37 AM
your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?


only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.



That wasn't sex, that wasn't even foreplay.  >:D
:agreed:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: The_P on June 14, 2007, 06:12:16 AM
I am sorry to hear you were deceived, cheated on, etc.   It really sucks when it happens and still hurts long afterwards.    I still hate my ex and the last two times I saw her, I did not speak to her purposefully (told her that I wouldn't the last time I spoke to her and kept my word).  She just happened to show up mysteriously at my work and I ignored her both times (comes naturally to an aspie).   Very immature of me I know, but I avoided another potential smashing at her hands.   I doubt it would hurt you to do about the same.

Forget this guy, move on and hopefully you will find someone else actually worth your while in the future.   Him being Christian probably has nothing to do with him cheating, he could be any religion or none at all and still do that.  I can't understand why people who can't stop themselves from cheating even get into mutually exclusive relationships, once a cheat always a cheat in my opinion.   All they do is hurt people.  He does sound like he needs a good beating lol.

Sympathy is nice, but what is your REAL motive, horndog?

And it's hard to stop to bash monotheism because it makes us all so kewl.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 06:53:30 AM
I want to grab the back of his stupid head and drag him outside and grind his face into the mud...
until he eats it.

That's a decent start love, but might I suggest instead fantasizing about a curbstomp? Imminently more practical and gratifying.

I really do hate you....but I am glad we are best friends.
Yeah, and I hate you too. It's our common bond that keeps us together.


Plus, you have my soul in a jar.

well, you know. evil needs to eat, too.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 06:54:42 AM
I am sorry to hear you were deceived, cheated on, etc.   It really sucks when it happens and still hurts long afterwards.    I still hate my ex and the last two times I saw her, I did not speak to her purposefully (told her that I wouldn't the last time I spoke to her and kept my word).  She just happened to show up mysteriously at my work and I ignored her both times (comes naturally to an aspie).   Very immature of me I know, but I avoided another potential smashing at her hands.   I doubt it would hurt you to do about the same.

Forget this guy, move on and hopefully you will find someone else actually worth your while in the future.   Him being Christian probably has nothing to do with him cheating, he could be any religion or none at all and still do that.  I can't understand why people who can't stop themselves from cheating even get into mutually exclusive relationships, once a cheat always a cheat in my opinion.   All they do is hurt people.  He does sound like he needs a good beating lol.


thanks.


I don't think him being a raging christian has anything to do with him being a douche...I just find the hypocrisy a total ass chap.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: The_P on June 14, 2007, 06:56:29 AM
Eh, I had the same kind of bollocks with a former online friend of mine, so I can somewhat relate.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 06:57:40 AM
Eh, I had the same kind of bollocks with a former online friend of mine, so I can somewhat relate.


did you kill them?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: The_P on June 14, 2007, 07:00:06 AM
Eh, I had the same kind of bollocks with a former online friend of mine, so I can somewhat relate.


did you kill them?

The criminology student with a god-complex? Nah, unfortunately. I wish I could somehow make her choke on her tedious monologues, though -- she talks a lot.

Olos, Taggart!
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 07:03:48 AM
Eh, I had the same kind of bollocks with a former online friend of mine, so I can somewhat relate.


did you kill them?

The criminology student with a god-complex? Nah, unfortunately. I wish I could somehow make her choke on her tedious monologues -- she talks a lot.

Olos, Taggart!


I hate god-complexes. they make me cranky.



do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2007, 11:03:47 AM
Nobody sleeps here. Well, nobody slept before reading this thread. :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: The_P on June 14, 2007, 11:17:07 AM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 12:17:20 PM



I hate god-complexes. they make me cranky.

I noticed.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:46:15 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 01:46:45 PM



I hate god-complexes. they make me cranky.

I noticed.

I'm sorry I was cranky to you.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 02:29:27 PM



I hate god-complexes. they make me cranky.

I noticed.

I'm sorry I was cranky to you.

Eh, now that I know the god complex is the
cause, I don't much mind.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2007, 02:31:38 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.
why are women so meddlesome?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 02:45:12 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.
why are women so meddlesome?

I dunno. but most of them need to be shot.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 02:45:41 PM



I hate god-complexes. they make me cranky.

I noticed.

I'm sorry I was cranky to you.

Eh, now that I know the god complex is the
cause, I don't much mind.

thank you.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 02:47:17 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.
why are women so meddlesome?

I dunno. but most of them need to be shot.

Most men too.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 02:49:47 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.
why are women so meddlesome?

I dunno. but most of them need to be shot.

Most men too.



QFT.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 02:53:10 PM
Just making sure that you're a misanthrope,
and not something which would get you in
trouble here.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 02:55:16 PM
Just making sure that you're a misanthrope,
and not something which would get you in
trouble here.


and what is the something that would get me in trouble here?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 02:58:30 PM
Just making sure that you're a misanthrope,
and not something which would get you in
trouble here.


and what is the something that would get me in trouble here?

Depends on what you mean by trouble,
but spouting misogynystic views can
get a lot of people on your case - especially
if you think that women need to drink your
piss.

As long as you're anti-gun though, it might
be ok.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2007, 02:59:48 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 03:02:13 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble

More than wanting, I would say.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 03:12:59 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble

what if I'm pro-gun...pro-piss...but I bring a box of donuts?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 03:20:45 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble

what if I'm pro-gun...pro-piss...but I bring a box of donuts?

Don't piss on the donuts, offer me some,
and I'm fine.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 03:21:46 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble

what if I'm pro-gun...pro-piss...but I bring a box of donuts?

Don't piss on the donuts, offer me some,
and I'm fine.

win.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2007, 03:28:47 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble

what if I'm pro-gun...pro-piss...but I bring a box of donuts?

You win a date with Spokane Girl. :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 03:29:48 PM
You can be pro-gun too, but if you are that AND want others to drink your piss, you may be in for some trouble

what if I'm pro-gun...pro-piss...but I bring a box of donuts?

You win a date with Spokane Girl. :P

is that code for "she will be the first person to line up to injure you" ?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2007, 03:44:22 PM
It's code for "I'm always open for new ideas." :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 03:56:40 PM
I think that she's rather anti-piss,
believes too much in confining it.

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 14, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
Ah you guys are into watersports?  Golden showers usually don't mix well with guns.   Try shooting someone in the leg and pissing in the bullet wound.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 04:11:21 PM
Ah you guys are into watersports?  Golden showers usually don't mix well with guns.   Try shooting someone in the leg and pissing in the bullet wound.

My kinda perv.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2007, 05:57:37 PM
Ah you guys are into watersports?  Golden showers usually don't mix well with guns.   Try shooting someone in the leg and pissing in the bullet wound.
i heard that piss is good for the atheletes foot.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 06:06:34 PM
Latin American sugar pickers piss on their hands
to toughen them.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2007, 06:07:29 PM
Latin American sugar pickers piss on their hands
to toughen them.
i love latin american sugar!
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 06:08:57 PM
Latin American sugar pickers piss on their hands
to toughen them.
i love latin american sugar!

I love pushing buttons.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2007, 06:09:44 PM
Latin American sugar pickers piss on their hands
to toughen them.
i love latin american sugar!

I love pushing buttons.
get used to it.



Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 06:16:28 PM
Whee!
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: The_P on June 14, 2007, 06:54:18 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.

Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, but I was actually referring to your friend's avatar from that site. I thought he (SomeRandomGuy) was a parent of an autistic child at first before I later discovered why he signed up to WP in the first place. (I just love a good internet mystery, me.)

As for the topic, I read bits of it and she came across as some haughty know-it-all (don't need me to point THAT out :P). I've encountered people like that before, so it's nothing out of the ordinary for me. Just close your ears and sing "lalalala..." to make the bad people go away -- it usually works. If not, just bash 'em on the head with a baseball bat.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 06:56:51 PM
I take it that from the topic that I've read from WP that Willow's friend is a parent of an autistic child. Am I right?


no...she is the sister in law of an ADULT ASPIE. she feels the need to "fix him". she even went so far as to post pictures of his home to "prove" how messy and incapable he is. just a rude ass fuck.

Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, but I was actually referring to your friend's avatar from that site. I thought he (SomeRandomGuy) was a parent of an autistic child at first before I later discovered why he signed up to WP in the first place. (I just love a good internet mystery, me.)

As for the topic, I read bits of it and she came across as some haughty know-it-all (don't need me to point THAT out :P). I've encountered people like that before, so it's nothing out of the ordinary for me. Just close your ears and sing "lalalala..." to make the bad people go away -- it usually works. If not, just bash 'em on the head with a baseball bat.


oh. sorry. sometimes, when the light is right...I'm stupid.

he joined WP to try to understand the dark scariness inside my head.


I would love to bash her in the head....but I'd like to use a sturgeon.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 08:07:39 PM


oh. sorry. sometimes, when the light is right...I'm stupid.

he joined WP to try to understand the dark scariness inside my head.


I would love to bash her in the head....but I'd like to use a sturgeon.

Sometimes? Light? Must be more that I haven't seen.

Though, you are an imaginative little freak.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 08:09:51 PM


oh. sorry. sometimes, when the light is right...I'm stupid.

he joined WP to try to understand the dark scariness inside my head.


I would love to bash her in the head....but I'd like to use a sturgeon.

Sometimes? Light? Must be more that I haven't seen.

Though, you are an imaginative little freak.


you're like, my Mothership.

take me home?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 08:11:36 PM


oh. sorry. sometimes, when the light is right...I'm stupid.

he joined WP to try to understand the dark scariness inside my head.


I would love to bash her in the head....but I'd like to use a sturgeon.

Sometimes? Light? Must be more that I haven't seen.

Though, you are an imaginative little freak.


you're like, my Mothership.

take me home?

Home was destroyed. I'm all that's left.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 08:15:01 PM


oh. sorry. sometimes, when the light is right...I'm stupid.

he joined WP to try to understand the dark scariness inside my head.


I would love to bash her in the head....but I'd like to use a sturgeon.

Sometimes? Light? Must be more that I haven't seen.

Though, you are an imaginative little freak.


you're like, my Mothership.

take me home?

Home was destroyed. I'm all that's left.

well..open up the gates...I'm coming in. :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 08:20:35 PM

well..open up the gates...I'm coming in. :P

It's pretty crowded. You have to convince me
to let another dead memory in.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 09:22:11 PM

well..open up the gates...I'm coming in. :P

It's pretty crowded. You have to convince me
to let another dead memory in.


<backs up....sniffs the air>


something smells scary.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 09:25:16 PM

well..open up the gates...I'm coming in. :P

It's pretty crowded. You have to convince me
to let another dead memory in.


<backs up....sniffs the air>


something smells scary.

Something IS scary.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 09:27:03 PM

well..open up the gates...I'm coming in. :P

It's pretty crowded. You have to convince me
to let another dead memory in.


<backs up....sniffs the air>


something smells scary.

Something IS scary.


does Scary wear a party hat?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Mr Smith on June 19, 2007, 06:56:52 AM
i was talking about the nipples, not the aeriola.

you got a braless frontal picture.  t-shirt is ok?

I don't own a bra :P

no..no t-shirt...but I'm not particularly alarmed about showing people my nipples, so..

*Pic removed*


that was trying too hard.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 07:23:54 AM
i was talking about the nipples, not the aeriola.

you got a braless frontal picture.  t-shirt is ok?

I don't own a bra :P

no..no t-shirt...but I'm not particularly alarmed about showing people my nipples, so..

*Pic removed*


that was trying too hard.


trying to hard to...what?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Mr Smith on June 19, 2007, 07:49:28 AM
i was talking about the nipples, not the aeriola.

you got a braless frontal picture.  t-shirt is ok?

I don't own a bra :P

no..no t-shirt...but I'm not particularly alarmed about showing people my nipples, so..

*Pic removed*


that was trying too hard.


trying to hard to...what?

You tell me.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 07:52:28 AM
i was talking about the nipples, not the aeriola.

you got a braless frontal picture.  t-shirt is ok?

I don't own a bra :P

no..no t-shirt...but I'm not particularly alarmed about showing people my nipples, so..

*Pic removed*


that was trying too hard.


trying to hard to...what?

You tell me.

<shrug>

or..how about I wander off in search of something shiny, instead?

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 08:06:31 AM
I got something you can polish.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 09:08:28 AM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: vodz on June 19, 2007, 09:16:52 AM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
She better swallow.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Randy on June 19, 2007, 09:51:14 AM
Oooh Wisconsin, do you know Wolfgirl/Jessica, who lives in Burlington Wisconsin?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 10:15:47 AM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
She better swallow.

who doesn't swallow?? jesus. anyone who does the polishing should also do the swallowing.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Randy on June 19, 2007, 11:17:00 AM
Pussywillow? 

God damn meditation, pushed the stress away and made room for perversion. >:D
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2007, 12:05:16 PM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
She better swallow.

 :plus:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 01:04:24 PM
Pussywillow? 

God damn meditation, pushed the stress away and made room for perversion. >:D

isn't that...a flower or a weed, or something? :P
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 01:25:50 PM
Oooh Wisconsin, do you know Wolfgirl/Jessica, who lives in Burlington Wisconsin?

Oh yeah, it's Wisconsin, there's only like 8 of us. I'm sure I'll see her at the next picnic.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 01:30:35 PM
Oooh Wisconsin, do you know Wolfgirl/Jessica, who lives in Burlington Wisconsin?

Oh yeah, it's Wisconsin, there's only like 8 of us. I'm sure I'll see her at the next picnic.


don't you fucking lie.


there are 5 of you, and a bunch of fucking cows.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 01:31:59 PM
there are 5 of you, and a bunch of fucking cows.

Yes, but we call the cows people so we feel less bad when we fuck them.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 01:53:40 PM
there are 5 of you, and a bunch of fucking cows.

Yes, but we call the cows people so we feel less bad when we fuck them.

I see.

and the pigs and sheep? what do you call them?

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 01:58:34 PM
Do you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them?  Is beastiality common up there?   I have a FFXI friend that just moved back up there, I am sure he is a cowfucker just like you. 
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 02:03:27 PM
Do you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them?  Is beastiality common up there?   I have a FFXI friend that just moved back up there, I am sure he is a cowfucker just like you. 


calling him a cowfucker just upped this whole concept, for me.

 :plus:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:06:30 PM
and the pigs and sheep? what do you call them?

Pigs and sheep are slutty ho's, we don't name them.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:07:22 PM
calling him a cowfucker just upped this whole concept, for me.

How did you miss the fact that I called myself a cowfucker like 3 posts ago?

I mean, bravo to him and all, but it's not particularly new or fresh...
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:07:57 PM
Do you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them?

Yes, in the vernacular it's called: Returning the favor.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 02:13:05 PM
calling him a cowfucker just upped this whole concept, for me.

How did you miss the fact that I called myself a cowfucker like 3 posts ago?

I mean, bravo to him and all, but it's not particularly new or fresh...


no. you said you fucked cows.


there is a world of difference.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:21:53 PM
there is a world of difference.

So, where you might say "I make things up to suit my whims"

I might say "She's one crazy crackerjack"

I get it.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 02:22:44 PM
there is a world of difference.

So, where you might say "I make things up to suit my whims"

I might say "She's one crazy crackerjack"

I get it.


I made you a thread.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:43:49 PM
I made you a thread.

And here my mother told me you'd never accomplish anything...
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 02:47:21 PM
I made you a thread.

And here my mother told me you'd never accomplish anything...


your mother also told you she likes me better than you. don't be bitchy.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:53:04 PM
your mother also told you she likes me better than you. don't be bitchy.

My mother likes a LOT of thing better than me. Don't feel special.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:07:02 PM
your mother also told you she likes me better than you. don't be bitchy.

My mother likes a LOT of thing better than me. Don't feel special.

does she like this better than you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA)
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 03:17:24 PM
does she like this better than you?

No.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:19:38 PM
does she like this better than you?

No.


outloud.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 03:23:50 PM
outloud.

*pumps fist*
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
Do you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them?

Yes, in the vernacular it's called: Returning the favor.

Ah reciprocality in your relationship with the cud chewers.  I trust you have many more bovine banging exploits, being that you are Wisconsinite.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 03:37:49 PM
I trust you have many more bovine banging exploits, being that you are Wisconsinite.

Yeah, but they're mostly about you.

We've all heard of the Legendary Alex179 and his exploits, afterall.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:48:59 PM
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.


I'm telling.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 03:52:52 PM
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.


I'm telling.

Who?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:54:28 PM
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.


I'm telling.

Who?


my daddy.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 03:55:46 PM
my daddy.


*nod* Good plan, he's been having trouble satisfying those manatees. This could be the very tip he needs.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
my daddy.


*nod* Good plan, he's been having trouble satisfying those manatees. This could be the very tip he needs.

my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 04:38:41 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 08:59:06 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.

lol manatee abuse

Manatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time.  That is what I meant by like it rough.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Scrapheap on June 19, 2007, 09:27:24 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.

lol manatee abuse

Manatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time.  That is what I meant by like it rough.

So you're advocating sex between manatees and boats??
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 10:10:37 PM
I am telling on you ALL.


Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 10:47:22 PM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?

I WISH that was my problem.
More likely she'd die of old age.

Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 10:47:46 PM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
She better swallow.

IF it gets to that,
I'd much rather she drool,
and lick it up.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 10:48:28 PM
Pussywillow? 


In the half-tone light of a young morning
she sighs and shifts on the pillow.
And across her face dancing, the first shadows fly
to kiss the Pussy Willow.

In her fairy-tale world she's a lost soul singing
in a sad voice nobody hears.
She waits in her castle of make-believing
for her white knight to appear.

Pusy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs for the train --- see, eight o'clock's coming
cutting dreams down to size again.

Pussy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs from the train. Hear her typewriter humming
cutting dreams down to size again.

She longs for the East and a pale dress flowing
an apartment in old Mayfair.
Or to fish the Spey, spinning the first run of Spring
or to die for a cause somewhere.

Pussy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs from the train. Hear her typewriter humming
cutting dreams down to size again.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 10:48:57 PM
and the pigs and sheep? what do you call them?



Lovers.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 10:51:22 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'

No. You have that wrong.
They are in charge of teaching
little boys that life as a priest
is good.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on June 19, 2007, 10:51:30 PM
in her fairy-tale world she's a lost soul singing
in a sad voice nobody hears.
She waits in her castle of make-believing
for her white knight to appear.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 11:12:04 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.

lol manatee abuse

Manatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time.  That is what I meant by like it rough.

So you're advocating sex between manatees and boats??

Why not?   Well not seriously.   You avoid the manatees, but it can happen from what I am told.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 11:30:48 AM
Seeing as you like WoW, a popular MMORPG, do you enjoy playing other rpgs like Dragon Quest VIII?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 02, 2007, 11:40:31 AM
Seeing as you like WoW, a popular MMORPG, do you enjoy playing other rpgs like Dragon Quest VIII?
I have enjoyed an RPG or two in my past.

Most specifically, the FF series (VII, IX, X, XII) (I did not enjoy VIII, dunno why)

But, lately, I've found them less and less compelling. In the end, it's just a story. And the same story for everyone. The MMORPG's allow for different tales, from different perspectives.

That, and it's not nearly so fun to get drunk and toddle some princess off after an ogre as it is to belittle 14 yearolds.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on July 03, 2007, 06:41:26 AM
Seeing as you like WoW, a popular MMORPG, do you enjoy playing other rpgs like Dragon Quest VIII?
I have enjoyed an RPG or two in my past.

Most specifically, the FF series (VII, IX, X, XII) (I did not enjoy VIII, dunno why)

But, lately, I've found them less and less compelling. In the end, it's just a story. And the same story for everyone. The MMORPG's allow for different tales, from different perspectives.

That, and it's not nearly so fun to get drunk and toddle some princess off after an ogre as it is to belittle 14 yearolds.


ahhhhhh...the Drunk Gnome Game.

brings a tear to my eye.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: El on July 08, 2007, 02:02:07 PM
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 08, 2007, 06:30:35 PM
Microsoft Outlook
MSN Messenger

I am a slave to the machine.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on July 08, 2007, 06:40:13 PM
where have you been?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Peter on July 08, 2007, 07:34:58 PM
Galactic Civilisations 2 game folder
Desktop folder
msn messenger
1 msn conversation
1 firefox window with 25 tabs
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 08, 2007, 11:08:33 PM
where have you been?

Somewhere special.

That's all you get.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: McGiver on July 09, 2007, 05:50:43 AM
where have you been?

Somewhere special.

That's all you get.
on santa clauses lap?


i gotta tell you that he isn't hanging around in the summer time.  i think you must have met some creep.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:12:10 AM
where have you been?

Somewhere special.

That's all you get.
on santa clauses lap?


i gotta tell you that he isn't hanging around in the summer time.  i think you must have met some creep.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 10:01:17 AM
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 12, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
Yes and no.

I'm afraid my results will make me either stand apart or fit in with the crowd.

And I have a problem with crowds.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 12, 2007, 12:51:21 PM
Afraid of getting the NT results?  8)
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 12, 2007, 12:52:35 PM
Afraid of getting the NT results?  8)

*chuckle*

Should I be?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 12, 2007, 12:53:54 PM
I don't know. You were afraid of what results you get.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 12, 2007, 12:55:01 PM
I don't know. You were afraid of what results you get.

Not afraid of the results, afraid of what they will do to my relationship with the crowd.

And as I said, problems with crowds.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 12, 2007, 12:56:11 PM
I don't understand how the test results would effect your relationship with crowds.
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on July 12, 2007, 12:59:10 PM
I don't understand how the test results would effect your relationship with crowds.

Testing categorizes people. Puts them in one crowd and/or out of another.

I'd rather be taken as I am, and let individuals make decisions about me without numbers to bias their decisions.


Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: willow on July 12, 2007, 07:21:40 PM
Afraid of getting the NT results?  8)


why would someone be afraid of being NT?

why are you so obsessed with this?
Title: Re: It's like having friends!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:21:18 PM
Do you like fluorescent lights?