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Title: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: vodz on June 07, 2007, 08:09:33 AM
I heard about this place on WP.

Are we allowed to say 'cunt'?
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 07, 2007, 08:10:21 AM
Of course not, fucker.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 07, 2007, 08:10:55 AM
Welcome to Intensity you cunty motherfucking twat bag.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 07, 2007, 08:11:05 AM
Good to see you here though.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: vodz on June 07, 2007, 08:24:09 AM
Cheers cumstain  ;)
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: El on June 07, 2007, 08:34:48 AM
I heard about this place on WP.

Are we allowed to say 'cunt'?

NO!  MODS!  BAN!  NOW!!!!
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: vodz on June 07, 2007, 08:36:02 AM
Ouch, don't have a period about it.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: richard on June 07, 2007, 10:23:44 AM
you can say whatever the fuck you want here and not get banned or any gay shit like that. isnt it great? :laugh:
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Kosmonaut on June 07, 2007, 12:24:14 PM
Hello vodzy.
Is that it, now youve plugged your band. Or are you going to stick around?
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: McGiver on June 07, 2007, 12:26:36 PM
you can say whatever the fuck you want here and not get banned or any gay shit like that. isnt it great? :laugh:
yeah, and if you are an asshole, you can post a picture of yourself.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 07, 2007, 01:22:23 PM
you can say whatever the fuck you want here and not get banned or any gay shit like that. isnt it great? :laugh:
yeah, and if you are an asshole, you can post a picture of yourself.

Or even if you're not. I did so.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 01:59:54 PM
hello, vodzy.  right, that's got the being nice out of the way, now fuck off.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: The_P on June 07, 2007, 02:06:10 PM
Hey Vodzy, now you can jump off a bridge.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 07, 2007, 02:09:47 PM
Just wait until the parenthesized
"be nice to me" goes away.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: odeon on June 07, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
Who gives a fuck about what it says. Fresh meat is fresh meat is fresh meat, by any other name.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: duncvis on June 07, 2007, 03:08:26 PM
greetings.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Callaway on June 07, 2007, 08:19:04 PM
Hi Vodzy.  Good to see you here.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: SovaNu on June 07, 2007, 09:23:15 PM
vodzy, are you an alcoholic? can you pour me a vodzy drink? it has been a year since i had any real vodzy, only that smirnoff ice stuff.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 07, 2007, 09:39:11 PM
vodzy, are you an alcoholic? can you pour me a vodzy drink? it has been a year since i had any real vodzy, only that smirnoff ice stuff.

Darlin' as a serious vodka addict once,
I still always have a desire for more.
Have a nice martini now. Give up on
the weak substitutes.


Sorry for interrupting, but I'm drinking,
so can be excused.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: SovaNu on June 07, 2007, 09:42:12 PM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 12:55:40 AM
mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: vodz on June 08, 2007, 03:27:28 AM
Don't go easy on me I'm all grown up.

Alcohol? No more, I'm on Zoloft. Aparently it's a no-no.

I can't wait for this shit to kick in - it's been almost 2 weeks. I can fell the drug in my system, but no happy happy joy joy.

My name is Martin Vodstrcil, Vodka to my friends. Lord Vodzy I of the Psychedeliscape to yous.

Saying yous is totally acceptable in Strine so get over it.

BTW it's me!!!!!!
<--------------------------
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2007, 03:30:18 AM
Alcohol? No more, I'm on Zoloft. Aparently it's a no-no.

It's not.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: vodz on June 08, 2007, 03:35:50 AM
Alcohol? No more, I'm on Zoloft. Aparently it's a no-no.

It's not.
(http://imatt.us/mt/archives/orly.JPG)
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 04:48:10 AM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.

Hell, girl (and yes, I use the term loosely), you'll slurp anything with a cock in it.
I like that.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 04:49:15 AM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.

Hell, girl (and yes, I use the term loosely), you'll slurp anything with a cock in it.
I like that.
When are you two going to get a room!
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 05:04:05 AM
he doesn't want one.  and he's wrong about me, anyway.  but it pays to keep one's cards close to one's chest - i wouldn't anyone to find out what i'm really like, eh?  ;)

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:05:40 AM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.

Hell, girl (and yes, I use the term loosely), you'll slurp anything with a cock in it.
I like that.
When are you two going to get a room!

When you offer to join us.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:06:25 AM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.

Hell, girl (and yes, I use the term loosely), you'll slurp anything with a cock in it.
I like that.
When are you two going to get a room!

When you offer to join us.  :eyebrows:
Lucifer does the quality assurance testing here.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:08:29 AM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.

Hell, girl (and yes, I use the term loosely), you'll slurp anything with a cock in it.
I like that.
When are you two going to get a room!

When you offer to join us.  :eyebrows:
Lucifer does the quality assurance testing here.

Fine. I'll submit. As always.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:14:19 AM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

mmmmmmm, cocktails.  slurp.

Hell, girl (and yes, I use the term loosely), you'll slurp anything with a cock in it.
I like that.
When are you two going to get a room!

When you offer to join us.  :eyebrows:
Lucifer does the quality assurance testing here.

Fine. I'll submit. As always.
But will you pass?
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:16:03 AM

But will you pass?

you're asking a taurean?
Come on.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:16:56 AM

But will you pass?

you're asking a taurean?
Come on.
Taureans are sluts. 
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:17:39 AM

But will you pass?

you're asking a taurean?
Come on.
Taureans are sluts. 

Nah. Just loving.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: vodz on June 08, 2007, 05:32:09 AM
You dirty sickos are filthy-fying my introductory thread!

I demand video of the action!
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: greendragon on June 08, 2007, 12:23:28 PM
Hello Vodzy i'm newbie too! 
BTW i'm on Zoloft and i still drink occassionally  :)
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Scrapheap on June 08, 2007, 01:53:38 PM
What the fuck is a Vodzy??
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2007, 02:29:27 PM
It's the n00b with the intro thread we're all ruining. :laugh:

Alcohol? No more, I'm on Zoloft. Aparently it's a no-no.

It's not.
(http://imatt.us/mt/archives/orly.JPG)

Fine. It's bad for you. Send the alcohol to me.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: SovaNu on June 08, 2007, 02:50:15 PM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

eww, cream. who said anything about cream? i make it with vodka, kahlua and nonfat milk. it's yum. i wonder if i could use soy milk... i've given up cow milk though i would still drink a white russian in a bar or even buy milk for it when i would make it at home but if i could substitute with soy milk that would be great. i love soy milk.
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 04:14:36 PM
i actually drink wine now, instead of the hard alcohols, my liver needed the rest. :P plus wine drunk is a nice drunk. but i do miss all the white russians and bloody marys, and screwdrivers... and all the other stuff i could make with vodka.

Oh gods, how I miss good white russians.
Can't carry cream though.

eww, cream. who said anything about cream? i make it with vodka, kahlua and nonfat milk. it's yum. i wonder if i could use soy milk... i've given up cow milk though i would still drink a white russian in a bar or even buy milk for it when i would make it at home but if i could substitute with soy milk that would be great. i love soy milk.

Pod person
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:16:49 PM
quite.  cream is vital.  and i can eat clotted cream without anything but my fingers.  part cat, me...

purr, purr...
Title: Re: err-hrrm, hello
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:51:52 PM
quite.  cream is vital.  and i can eat clotted cream without anything but my fingers.  part cat, me...

purr, purr...

I'd rather watch you just using your tongue.