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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 03:15:28 PM
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now that we have more girls on this site i thought that it might be interesting to teach all the scared boys how to get some snatch.
really, what i was thinking was that they would come to me with a question and i would answer it. the goal here is to teach the dolts how to read a lady, woman, or playa.
then, we can have all the women chime in about how wrong i am. but me knowing the entire time that i am in fact correct, and the women just don't want the boys to know the trade secrets.
so boys, ask a question or give me a scenerio. i have two heads thinking and ready to advise.
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conversely, we women could watch you get it all arse about face, piss ourselves laughing, and then pm the men we don't want to be humiliated, and set them straight. :P
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conversely, we women could watch you get it all arse about face, piss ourselves laughing, and then pm the men we don't want to be humiliated, and set them straight. :P
of course....divide and conquer through misinformation.
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won't be possibly won't be setting you straight- imo women are much harder to pick up. :laugh:
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...particularly if they're covered in goose fat.
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oh now i see whats going on.
you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.
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oh now i see whats going on.
you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.
Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands. Woman take more work. >:D
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oh now i see whats going on.
you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.
It's just that some of your ideas are so funny and probably would not work for anyone but you.
It's not really a question of women filibustering your thread to obfuscate.
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Tip one: most women will respond positively to being given a photo of your cock. if she lets you buy her a drink after that you're probably well in.
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Tip one: most women will respond positively to being given a photo of your cock. if she lets you buy her a drink after that you're probably well in.
I hope nobody actually tries this.
:LMAO:
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Why? It weeds out the chaff so well.
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Why? It weeds out the chaff so well.
Would you respond positively to this approach? :laugh:
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Dr. McQuagmire: How do I get more 15 year old sluts that I can piss in the mouth? It's been almost 4 months since I had that little Linda bitch. :P
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Tip one: most women will respond positively to being given a photo of your cock. if she lets you buy her a drink after that you're probably well in.
sweet, i will try that :eyebrows:
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Why? It weeds out the chaff so well.
Would you respond positively to this approach? :laugh:
Actually I meant it shows the idiots for what they are within a conveniently short period of time.
Whether I'd respond to it would really depend on how it was done. If it was done like Richard, I'd immediately lose any interest I had. If it was done in some interesting or challenging or unusual or funny way, it might possibly provoke more interest.
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wotcha, pyraxis!
reckon we should start a chaff-separating thread? :eyebrows:
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If you're going to brag about people saying you bear a striking resemblance to a celebrity at least make sure its a decent looking one- I once had someone use their resemblance to Freddy Mercury as a selling point. :laugh:
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wotcha, pyraxis!
reckon we should start a chaff-separating thread? :eyebrows:
Isn't that what this whole site is about? >:D
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you mean there's anything to separate? :o
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I dunno, I've found a few that have provided at least temporary entertainment.
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
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I am humble towards things I find worthy of respect, Lit. Are you honestly surprised you're not on the list?
Oh, and I'm also humble in order to get things I want.
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I dunno, I've found a few that have provided at least temporary entertainment.
true, very true. but not always for the right reasons...
You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
yes - i know i'll be rivetted to the spot until he elucidates. :yawn:
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Oh, and what kind of reasons would be worthy enough for you?
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! :P
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! :P
I'm surprised you enjoy being 'humbled' by any woman that way.
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Oh, and what kind of reasons would be worthy enough for you?
dunno if i'd use the word "worthy", but i thought we were talking about picking men up? which implies some sort of sexual attraction, doesn't it? well, it does in my world.
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! :P
I'm surprised you enjoy being 'humbled' by any woman that way.
Oh, I was merely horny than feeling an urge to be "humble", I think. 8)
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i thought we were talking about picking men up? which implies some sort of sexual attraction, doesn't it? well, it does in my world.
Nah, me, I was just talking about mind games. Though surely with a g-spot in the middle of your forehead, you can sympathize?
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i thought we were talking about picking men up? which implies some sort of sexual attraction, doesn't it? well, it does in my world.
Nah, me, I was just talking about mind games. Though surely with a g-spot in the middle of your forehead, you can sympathize?
lol. ;)
actually, that's not too far from the truth, albeit figuratively, rather than literally. for me, the sexiest thing about any man is his mind. of course, looking like johnny depp never hurts, either. :heart:
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Talking about drinking piss, read this. I saw it on the news last year sometime.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html
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Talking about drinking piss, read this. I saw it on the news last year sometime.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html
That is so creepy and gross. I'm glad they locked him up.
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:puke:
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Talking about drinking piss, read this. I saw it on the news last year sometime.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html
That is so creepy and gross. I'm glad they locked him up.
A real man doesn't drink piss from boys. A real man only occasionally drinks piss from young girls and mostly let them drink his piss, those little bitches! 8)
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A real man would probably laugh himself silly reading your post. ::)
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Real men don't feed trolls.
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trit trot, trit trot...
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Real men don't feed trolls.
Good point. I'm off to rescue a dog trapped in a building on fire but I'll get back to you, OK?
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*drops out of the conversation for lack of interpretive social skills*
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Don't worry. I don't understand me either.
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oh now i see whats going on.
you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.
Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands. Woman take more work. >:D
Not all men are easy.
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oh now i see whats going on.
you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.
Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands. Woman take more work. >:D
Not all men are easy.
Not all posts come without a little tongue in cheek.
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Oh, and I'm also humble in order to get things I want.
Damn! That's a clever concept. Might try it...nah, not in my nature.
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oh now i see whats going on.
you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.
Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands. Woman take more work. >:D
Not all men are easy.
Not all posts come without a little tongue in cheek.
Which set?
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I'm not even going to go there tonight. :laugh:
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which tongue?
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which tongue?
The flaming one?
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the silver one? or the potted one? yuck. :(
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Pick a hot girl, look at her, do a double-take, then ask, "Are you a ghost? I swear, you look like this girl I once loved who became psychotic one night after I'd given her too much cheesecake and too many orgasms, and she wandered out and got trampled to death by a wandering herd of buffalo. She broke my heart, and I thought I could never love again. We can talk more about it while I feed you choclate and say you're too skinny."
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Dr. McQuagmire: How do I get more 15 year old sluts that I can piss in the mouth? It's been almost 4 months since I had that little Linda bitch. :P
you dolt.
i encourage you to have sex with older women (30-45). they are usually more sexually honest. and it seems that you need a sexually honest woman!
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Dr. McQuagmire: How do I get more 15 year old sluts that I can piss in the mouth? It's been almost 4 months since I had that little Linda bitch. :P
you dolt.
i encourage you to have sex with older women (30-45). they are usually more sexually honest. and it seems that you need a sexually honest woman!
hey good advice- I'd plus you but we both know where we stand on that. :laugh:
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
dolts, use a more subtle approach than this.
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ok dolts, now that the lesbian feminism brigade has chimed in with nonsensical jibber jabber, i encourage you to ask me questions.
i posted this thread in the free for all forum so you may post anonymously if you choose to.
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o wize mcgagger, how do i get these lovely feminizm brigae women to all marry me and have a big happy orgy. pissing in mouth optional.
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o wize mcgagger, how do i get these lovely feminizm brigae women to all marry me and have a big happy orgy. pissing in mouth optional.
treat them as equals in public. ie: make them pay for their own meals, open their own doors, etc.
also, don't have deep discussions with them. it is a trap. and when you are finished having sex with them, tell them that you will call them....hint, hint:get out!
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I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
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I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
how about a thread titled: less than a man!
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I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
how about a thread titled: less than a man!
Sounds apt. Doubt that there are too many
who can help me though. At least among the
males.
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I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
how about a thread titled: less than a man!
Sounds apt. Doubt that there are too many
who can help me though. At least among the
males.
maybe they will help by sharing stories that you can relate to.
now get the hell out of the dolt sex tips thread, you once upon a time, dolt.
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Once I manage to catch something interesting,
and convince her that threesomes are best,
how do I catch the second chicky?
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Once I manage to catch something interesting,
and convince her that threesomes are best,
how do I catch the second chicky?
easy: your lady will have better success than you. ask her to do it.
that way she was involved in the decision process. the downside is that the other lady will likely NOT be as good looking as your lady.
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Didn't work too well last time,
but maybe I'll get someone less
socially inept than I am.
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what do you mean?
all she has to do is start dancing with a girl and the chatting her up....felling her out.
you would be surprised as to how many women would like to do some lesbo action.
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My wife was like me, she waited
for others to approach her. Given
that we were an obvious couple,
this tactic didn't work too well.
Especially since, even when I
would be approached, if they
didn't mention that they were
willing to include her, I'd simply
ignore the issue. She, at least,
would tell me about it, and this
would allow me to make some
progress, if tired or drunk enough.
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My wife was like me, she waited
for others to approach her. Given
that we were an obvious couple,
this tactic didn't work too well.
Especially since, even when I
would be approached, if they
didn't mention that they were
willing to include her, I'd simply
ignore the issue. She, at least,
would tell me about it, and this
would allow me to make some
progress, if tired or drunk enough.
if you aren't willing to make an effort then how can i help?
i guess how can stand on a street corner in low cut jean shorts and a halter top.
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No, I liked your suggestion.
Just thinking that it didn't
work well enough before,
in that we didn't manage
to catch anyone for long.
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No, I liked your suggestion.
Just thinking that it didn't
work well enough before,
in that we didn't manage
to catch anyone for long.
then you need to learn to take advantage of the time you do have them.
stop pussy footing around!
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Footsy is one thing, but I'll
not insert it in there.
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Footsy is one thing, but I'll
not insert it in there.
you're not a dolt. you're a prude.
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Why should I ask You for advice?
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Why should I ask You for advice?
i don't care if you do or not, dolt!
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Footsy is one thing, but I'll
not insert it in there.
you're not a dolt. you're a prude.
I don't think so. I'm definitely a bit of
a dolt, and as to being a prude, it's just
that I don't see orgasm as the end all
be all.
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Why should I ask You for advice?
i don't care if you do or not, dolt!
Your the doltest.
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dolty is as dolty does.
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dolty is what as dolty was what.
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Dolty ass is better than no ass at all.
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. :(
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I usually know soon enough.
Doesn't seem to help.
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how true. then it's self gratification, until you're so worn out you can't have sex with someone else. or, if even that fails, a passport and a good pair of running shoes.
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I just find myself getting hooked on
someone (NOT my obsession) that
I've not even met, but she is SO
damned wrong. I'm enjoying
playing and flirting, but I'm
terrified that I'll be an idiot.
Actually, I'm not even so much
afraid that I'll fall into bed, as
meet and fall for her.
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so be an idiot, cos you can what you like if you're never going to meet. i do know what you mean, though. best to have fantasies about people you can't even contact - at least they're safe, i find. although the last time i did that, he moved to a couple of miles away from where i work sometimes. yes, folks, johnny depp lives about 14 miles away from me. i can hardly sleep at night...
(diddle, diddle, dum... >:D )
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So uhm, is he as skanky as he seems?
Or, have you not done the nasty with
him?
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So uhm, is he as skanky as he seems?
Or, have you not done the nasty with
him?
only in my dreams, sadly. :violin:
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skanky, or not done?
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not done. who gives a flying fuck about skanky if they're that pretty?
eyeliner and dreads... droooooooool...
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Frankly, I just don't see it.
Reminds me of prince.
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good gods - please stop! he's about a foot too short for me, apart from anything else. (and there's a lot else, obviously). :puke:
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How tall do you need?
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at least 6'. otherwise i'll be looking down on his head, when i'm wearing my favourite boots. 6'2" is jolly. anything above 6'5" is cervically challenging. (and i mean the neck, not the other cervical ::) ).
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I shan't speak my height then.
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2' 6? ;)
no, really, you absolutely have to now, or i'll expire from curiosity. you don't look either short or tall in those pictures of you.
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Neither. But not to your standards,
and i shan't tell you by how much,
therefore leaving you with some
illusions.
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. :(
Three months?
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. :(
Three months?
THREE MONTHS??!!! are you mad?? i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it. i feel faint... :o
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The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
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The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:
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The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:
Motivated? :laugh:
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. :(
Three months?
THREE MONTHS??!!! are you mad?? i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it. i feel faint... :o
It's not an issue of delay. It's an issue of
just not falling for a person. It just seems
so easy to fall for anyone I'm attracted to,
and with me, that means another damned
permanent thing.
The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
I'd rather be flayed, and left to be eaten by red ants.
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The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:
Um, yes, well, er... :laugh: Anomalies are bound to exist. I can (obviously) only speak for myself and... :-[ Let's just say that it's been a while.
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The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:
Good locks and awesomely distractible (or obedient) children?
:evillaugh:
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Not at all -why do you think we're both so tired all the time? We're up half the night shagging. >:D
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The only thing you need to do to delay sex is to get married and have kids. It's really that simple. ;D
How do you explain Dunc and PI??? :eyebrows:
Um, yes, well, er... :laugh: Anomalies are bound to exist. I can (obviously) only speak for myself and... :-[ Let's just say that it's been a while.
that's terrible. anything i can do to help? :eyelash:
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that's terrible. anything i can do to help? :eyelash:
Will you babysit? ;) :laugh:
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fuck.
right.
off.
it's The Eyebrow for you, son. :eyebrow:
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fuck.
right.
off.
it's The Eyebrow for you, son. :eyebrow:
Sorry but you stepped right into that one. :laugh:
Did you have something else in mind? :eyelash:
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not any more. :'(
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Anything I can do?
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Anything I can do?
What YOU have in mind won't help Dunc any.
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Anything I can do?
What YOU have in mind won't help Dunc any.
???
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don't care. i'm not playing anymore. i've been spurned. :'( :'( :'(
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don't care. i'm not playing anymore. i've been spurned. :'( :'( :'(
When you'd rather have been spurred.
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at least someone's on my wavelength. sniff.
sniff.
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Yes, they get a little funky
when I awaken; I save the
bathing for later.
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erm, how to reply...? oh, i know:
what ho, Mr Jelly, here comes the spoon!
::)
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at least 6'. otherwise i'll be looking down on his head, when i'm wearing my favourite boots. 6'2" is jolly. anything above 6'5" is cervically challenging. (and i mean the neck, not the other cervical ::) ).
I think my snickerchuckle choked on my chortlesnort.
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i thought only dogs could do that?
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ok then, i guess the dolts are getting plenty of action....
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Virtually so.
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Virtually so.
You say always so. ;)
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Virtually so.
You say always so. ;)
i view that emoticon as the all knowing wink.
and i don't know what the hell you are talking about. ;)
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:plus:
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now that we have more girls on this site i thought that it might be interesting to teach all the scared boys how to get some snatch.
haha
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I'm not sure that I'd be interested in
the kind of play that he engages in.
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don't care. i'm not playing anymore. i've been spurned. :'( :'( :'(
You most certainly were not.
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still suffering. :'(
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Would it help if I said I was sorry? :-[
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I KNEW it.
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sorry for your part in keeping the truth hidden?
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I KNEW it.
Knew what?
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I KNEW it.
Knew what?
It.
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Oh.
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Virtually so.
You say always so. ;)
i view that emoticon as the all knowing wink.
and i don't know what the hell you are talking about. ;)
Do You ever know what I am talking about. ;)
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Would it help if I said I was sorry? :-[
"dear lucifer, i'm sorry i spurned you."
can you see the flaw in that idea?
sniff.
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. :(
Three months?
THREE MONTHS??!!! are you mad?? i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it. i feel faint... :o
3 minutes, 3 months...it varies!
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that's terrible. anything i can do to help? :eyelash:
Will you babysit? ;) :laugh:
+ lol
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. :(
Three months?
THREE MONTHS??!!! are you mad?? i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it. i feel faint... :o
3 minutes, 3 months...it varies!
lol. what a gal. ;D :plus:
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hear that dolts?
some women don't mind going three minutes between shaggings.
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only cos it takes that long to finish the job properly. :-*
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only cos it takes that long to finish the job properly. :-*
then i might need thirds.
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how long does it take for you to "recover" and get ready for seconds/thirds, then, McJ? or should i post this in your thread?
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how long does it take for you to "recover" and get ready for seconds/thirds, then, McJ? or should i post this in your thread?
several times in my life i had just finished and as i watched the young lady bending over to pick up their panties i got in the 'mood' again. but this time, from behind.
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impressive. how about now, though? and what if they don't wear underwear?
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impressive. how about now, though? and what if they don't wear underwear?
yeah, i doubt i van now. but it might be different if it was some strange pussy....i have had the same for over a decade now.
if she doesn't wear panties: she can always do jumping jacks.
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shouldn't be difficult: after all, ALL cats are strange.
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shouldn't be difficult: after all, ALL cats are strange.
yeah, but i won't penetrate someone else....
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impressive. how about now, though? and what if they don't wear underwear?
If you don't wear panties the trick is to leave something in position on the floor that you just have to bend down and slowly pick up after the first shag. :laugh:
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what? you mean you only penetrate yourself? fuckinell, McJ, i'm beginning to admire you.
impressive. how about now, though? and what if they don't wear underwear?
If you don't wear panties the trick is to leave something in position on the floor that you just have to bend down and slowly pick up after the first shag. :laugh:
tut. what a waste of perfectly good shagging time. ::)
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um, i am, well, er, getting an, um erection.
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why?
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um, i am, well, er, getting an, um erection.
Already?? Damn we'd hadn't even started. :laugh:
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Frisky he is, yes. :eyebrows:
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I secretly think he likes to tease us all before fucking off back to work. :o (well not so secretly now I guess :laugh: )
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really? do you feel teased, PI? am i missing something? (typical... ::) ).
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really? do you feel teased, PI? am i missing something? (typical... ::) ).
Not this evening unfortunately.
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*Lucifer tries to find Space Dust to send to PI...*
now, where did i put that stash? any preference for flavour? oh, actually, it doesn't matter what flavour, unless you really are a contortionist... :eyebrows:
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Well once the kids finally decide that they are actually tired I might just have to see if Dunc is ready to jump back on the bicycle :eyebrows:
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(http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/queen/bicycle_race.jpg)
(and no, i'm not suggesting anything about PI).
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Although I was suggesting I was Dunc's bicycle :o
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tut. i knew that. but then, does dunc look like that with red knickers on?
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tut. i knew that. but then, does dunc look like that with red knickers on?
I can't say he's ever tried any on to tell you. :laugh:
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well, i won't charge you for that little bit of sex therapy advice, seeing as how you're you. :-*
:laugh:
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hear that dolts?
some women don't mind going three minutes between shaggings.
Um actually, that was three minutes between first meeting and shagging to be more precise. >:D
True story.
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WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows: Lust at first sight!
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WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows: Lust at first sight!
I had an itch. Picked a victim. Told them to scratch it.
Fixed!
Actually fixed a few times over! Happy days.
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i KNEW she was fab!
i remember that one, eclair. luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone... :'(
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i KNEW she was fab!
i remember that one, eclair. luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone... :'(
You were at WP and read the story? Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.
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WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows: Lust at first sight!
I had an itch. Picked a victim. Told them to scratch it.
Fixed!
Actually fixed a few times over! Happy days.
More power to ya! ;)
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WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows: Lust at first sight!
I had an itch. Picked a victim. Told them to scratch it.Fixed!
Actually fixed a few times over! Happy days.
More power to ya! ;)
Sorry...it was mutual scratching, I'm sure!
Don't want anyone to think I'm selfish about these things!
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WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows: Lust at first sight!
I had an itch. Picked a victim. Told them to scratch it.Fixed!
Actually fixed a few times over! Happy days.
More power to ya! ;)
Sorry...it was mutual scratching, I'm sure!
Don't want anyone to think I'm selfish about these things!
Not the first time I'v heard this happening first hand. And it happened to me once! :green:
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it happened even faster for me.....but it cost me $40
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I almost want a link to the thread containing this story.
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can you remember where it is.
all i remember is, "finish. FINISH!"
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i KNEW she was fab!
i remember that one, eclair. luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone... :'(
You were at WP and read the story? Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.
Was a good one. Got all the boys there interested.
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i KNEW she was fab!
i remember that one, eclair. luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone... :'(
You were at WP and read the story? Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.
noooo. i mean i remember doing the same sort of thing myself. back in the halcyon days...
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i KNEW she was fab!
i remember that one, eclair. luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone... :'(
You were at WP and read the story? Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.
noooo. i mean i remember doing the same sort of thing myself. back in the halcyon days...
Talking or doing?
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doing. i have not led a life of innocence... >:D
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I almost want a link to the thread containing this story.
Yeah, I looked for it, but can't find it. Will post a quick run down after I eat my dinner now...Indian, yummy!
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http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=631723&highlight=bar#631723
Gods, I'm good.
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http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=631723&highlight=bar#631723
Gods, I'm good.
Yeah but that won't help those of us who wouldn't log into that place if you paid us. :P
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good? not a word i'd associate with you, generally. or want to...
(unless you mean "gooooooood", of course >:D ).
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http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=631723&highlight=bar#631723
Gods, I'm good.
Yeah but that won't help those of us who wouldn't log into that place if you paid us. :P
:laugh:
I felt like I was lowering myself for being on there for the 5 minutes I was looking for it!
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Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;
I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....
I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....
and smiles and waves me through!
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:clap: Thanks for the repost. Did you kick him out of your bed with money for a taxi home when you'd done with him? :laugh:
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:clap: Thanks for the repost. Did you kick him out of your bed with money for a taxi home when you'd done with him? :laugh:
No, I went back to his. I must stress it was a safe as those things get. I left before the sun came up. And that was it.
Left him with a smile on his face though!
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blimey. is that what they teach you on advanced driving courses? i really should, erm, brush up my driving skills...
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http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=631723&highlight=bar#631723
Gods, I'm good.
Yeah but that won't help those of us who wouldn't log into that place if you paid us. :P
I was just amazed at how quickly I can use the search function
there - given that it's pretty non-standard.
good? not a word i'd associate with you, generally. or want to...
(unless you mean "gooooooood", of course >:D ).
I am the definition of all that is good. And I shall smite
evil whence I see it.
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oooooh! sounds like i'm about to be smitten. :eyelash:
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oooooh! sounds like i'm about to be smitten. :eyelash:
More likely bitten.
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where?
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Your choice, neck or wrist?
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tut. how predictable is that? ::)
stomach.
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tut. how predictable is that? ::)
stomach.
If you insist. I find it harder to draw from there.
Back is tough too, as is the ass, but both feel good.
Inner thigh is best for effect.
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oh, yes, inner thigh. easier to get to other places, from there. :angel:
(bit like birmingham, then).
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A nip or two there isn't bad.
Too easy though.
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well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh? :-*
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well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh? :-*
Eh? Something I should kill?
Plus, a real bite there is just too
much for most.
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oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics? sigh... ::)
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oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics? sigh... ::)
To be fair, I've never fucked anything
that was fully dead, but not processed.
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you mean like ready meals?
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you mean like ready meals?
As long as butchered counts as ready.
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i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. ::)
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i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. ::)
Thought it said transvestites!
No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.
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i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. ::)
Thought it said transvestites!
No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.
the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen. :laugh:
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i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. ::)
Thought it said transvestites!
No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.
the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen. :laugh:
Certainly have USED frozen meat, but only on others.
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it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. ;)
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Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;
I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....
I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....
and smiles and waves me through!
yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.
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it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. ;)
Hmm...It's not like you're the one
eating it out of there.
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Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;
I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....
I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....
and smiles and waves me through!
yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.
Are you saying you want to ride the wild pony? ;)
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it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. ;)
Hmm...It's not like you're the one
eating it out of there.
oooooh...
*shivers all over*
:-*
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Off crap. I'm pissing myself reading this thread.
I wonder I peegai ever got some snatch.
And lit, do you remember Linda?
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! :P
this is clearly a remark about pedophila
maybe i should contact the police
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! :P
this is clearly a remark about pedophila
maybe i should contact the police
not certain, but I recall that the age of consent in his country is 15?
Is 5 years old the age of consent anywhere?
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this website is hosted in the united states, and must follow the rules of the united states :orly:
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this website is hosted in the united states, and must follow the rules of the united states :orly:
Sorry Eris doesn't cut it. If he does drink piss from a 15 year old in his country, he has not broken any rule as I would not if I was 18 and drinking whilst typing in Australia. He can neither be charged nor can he or the forum be liable for him reporting on exual activities with kids of the age of consent in his country. :orly:
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Meth is a dangerous drug.
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Meth is a dangerous drug.
Anything is dangerous when used in large amounts...
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I wonder what sent her off the deep end.
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I wonder what sent her off the deep end.
I think you wanted to hear disgusting stories about child molestation. I wonder what the cops will think ?
I don't think McJagger cares. I don't think the cops will.
I am gonna write that email tonight though. Was up in the air about whether to write it or not given what Bodie wrote. But Hell, you have encouraged me. Thanks Eris. Oh call the cops or not, I don't care.
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I wonder what sent her off the deep end.
I think you wanted to hear disgusting stories about child molestation. I wonder what the cops will think ?
I don't think McJagger cares. I don't think the cops will.
I am gonna write that email tonight though. Was up in the air about whether to write it or not given what Bodie wrote. But Hell, you have encouraged me. Thanks Eris. Oh call the cops or not, I don't care.
al made her PHC.
Piss herself crying.
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Was that what happened?
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Was that what happened?
yes she cried. Pissed. And left.
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You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it. 8)
Maybe you should teach us since you're such a humble piss drinker yourself? :laugh:
No, those two are far too old for me anyway. Piss from a 15 year old on the other hand -- yummy! :P
this is clearly a remark about pedophila
maybe i should contact the police
It is not pedophilia, it is epebophilia. And you are just the same with the talk of drinking cum of teen boys.