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Title: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: Pedro on June 03, 2007, 02:02:47 PM

Last week me pass the test.  Me finally Amerecon citizen!   Meester Bush himself present the award to me and shake me hand.   When he turn away, I see his tight leetle ass wobble as he walk, give me such a hard Pene!  I love him now, but I know that boy does not ask President for sex - he wait to be asked.  I learn this in Mehicho.

But, standing next to me to meet Mr Bush was my best friend Abdullha (i meet him in citizen training).  He standing next to me, I say "ees so exciting day for you to meet Mr Bush"!  but he just sweating and saying "Jihad Jihad".  I ask him is this american party?   
He say "listen, i like you, get outta here kid".  Then I see de fire-works attached all over his body and me realise it suprise party just for me!  So I run away  to no spoil his suprise.

But he run toward Mr Bush and men in black, I hear bangs and I think "party time!"   But he blowed up too soon! He blow up so big! Poor Abdulhla party spoiled, but it the thought that counts , and me just glad Mr Bush is safe.  Me love him very much.

And that is the story of my crazy friend Abdullha.  He dead now, but I am sure to be making so many new crazy friends in the USA!  Me can't wait for all the crazy new friends!

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:20:06 PM

Oh, I see, political commentary in satirical form. Clever.

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 03:59:42 PM

thread is retarded

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 04:07:28 PM

Who's more foolish: the fool or the ones that follow him?

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 05:36:53 PM

Quote from: richard on June 03, 2007, 03:59:42 PM

thread is retarded

hey, we are all retards.  so what is your point?

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: Nomaken on June 04, 2007, 01:51:35 AM

I was quicker to stop reading this than flo's posts.

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 02:29:36 PM

Quote from: Nomaken on June 04, 2007, 01:51:35 AM

I was quicker to stop reading this than flo's posts.

i find pedro very amusing reading.

then again, i interact with mexicans every single day.  so i get the humour.

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: Tom/Mutate on June 04, 2007, 03:06:14 PM

I think "political commentary" is a bit of an over -estimation of a cheap drunken laugh.   

Title: Re: Is Jihad a special party for immigrant like me??
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:10:36 PM

I was being ironic. But you knew that.