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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: In The spaGhetto on May 22, 2007, 01:21:54 PM
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well it sounds like it anyway.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2084332,00.html
I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless, farting skittles. They're awful.
As you might imagine, given my inability to relate to the rest of the human race on even the most cursory level, I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come out with a stone-cold conversation-killer like, "This room's quite rectangular, isn't it?" I glide through the social whirl with all the elegance of a dog in high heels.
A friend once tried help by coaching me in small talk. Step one: take note of what day it is. On a Monday or Tuesday, ask what they got up to at the weekend. Thursday or Friday, ask if they've got any plans for the coming weekend.
"What about Wednesdays?" I asked, wide-eyed. "Or what if I meet them at the weekend? What the hell happens then?" "Oh, for Christ's sake. Just ask what they do for a living."
I think I love charlie brooker, if i was gay, i would want to marry him and have his adopted kids.
His show on tv, Screen Wipe, is fantastic
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Is there anything else you AV refuges can offer other than the tedious "spot the aspie" tripe?
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probably not. I don't think i could really compete with those "hilarious" voice recordings
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probably not. I don't think i could really compete with those "hilarious" voice recordings
Not asking you to compete, just to add to the fun. And in your case, you need to work on your definition on what is "fun" around here.
Are you always such a touchy fag, dear aspie?
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probably not. I don't think i could really compete with those "hilarious" voice recordings
:LMAO:
:plus:
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probably not. I don't think i could really compete with those "hilarious" voice recordings
:LMAO:
:plus:
He's only pissy because I trashed his precious little aspie ego today.
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not at all. are you always so pointlessly aggressive?
please do go ahead and teach me how to have "fun"
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Asking what people work with is one of the most common topics among NTs in Sweden. I think it's utterly stupid. And they don't ask "Do you work and with what?" but "What do you work with?" Like it's some kind of blasphemy not to work. It's even more stupid considering that about 50% of the population actually don't work.
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not at all. are you always so pointlessly aggressive?
please do go ahead and teach me how to have "fun"
Are you always someone that needs to have a point for everything?
Looks like you're beginning to follow my lead already, seeing as how you took my first bait.
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He's only pissy because I trashed his precious little aspie ego today.
:clap:
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He's only pissy because I trashed his precious little aspie ego today.
:clap:
And give me a gold star while you're at it, you patronising ninny.
Eh, I'll give you a karma for the voice recording remark.
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to be honest, unless you're going to insult me with some amount of wit i can't really be arsed
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to be honest, unless you're going to insult me with some amount of wit i can't really be arsed
Wit is in the eye of the beholder. Some are amazed by my wit, while others just don't see the point in it.
I see you're not a fan. That's okay, Scrooge -- I'm not yours either.
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probably not. I don't think i could really compete with those "hilarious" voice recordings
http://www.mediafire.com/?7jedanz3frj
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Okay, I haven't rehearsed it. But why would I want to make a big effort for a dipshit like him?
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ah, pea got pwned.
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ah, pea got pwned.
It ain't the first time. :p
Care to try your luck? Feeling down? Want personal glory to make you feel special?
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ah, pea got pwned.
It ain't the first time. :p
Care to try your luck? Feeling down? Want personal glory to make you feel special?
no.
maybe next week. this week i am too busy helping my old lady run the PTA bookfair.