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Title: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 04:24:25 AM
So, this singer for a band that I follow is what
I would consider classically a hawt chick. She has
a very nice bod, and puts on a show which is
fairly erotic during her act. Now, if I contrast this
with what I'm actually interested in, I begin to see
a difference.

Hot women tend to wear makeup, perhaps do shit
like tanning, paint their damned toenails, and all
kinds of crap like this. I find myself much more
interested in something less commercially processed.

Likewise, males who are considered hot might well
exhibit traits which are not attractive to many who
are attracted to the fairer sex. There seems to be
a classically hawt male (buff body ect) which none
of the women that I've attracted were at all interested
in.


Incidentally, the singer upped her hotness factor for me
tonight, by coating her face in blood.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 04:53:54 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 04:55:25 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

They're commonly used to divide thoughts
into more coherent and readable blocks.
A useful technique, well regarded by
most people who write.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 20, 2007, 05:56:20 AM
I've never gone for the uber fit male, however like sometimes attracts like...it never lasted long for me though.

I guess there are different things for guys...I knew someone who was so attracted to long red fingernails and prominent lipstick, but his partner was mother earth.

We all get confused about it I think.  I do.

Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 06:37:23 AM
The only person i'm into ins't interested in the photos I try and send him. Lame.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Litigious on May 20, 2007, 06:44:00 AM
Poor you.  ::)
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 06:45:02 AM
Lit, you should accept her pics.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Litigious on May 20, 2007, 06:47:02 AM
I guess I should.  8)
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: McGiver on May 20, 2007, 07:05:42 AM
The only person i'm into ins't interested in the photos I try and send him. Lame.
you might be sending the wrong pics.

send them to me and i will proof them for you.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 07:29:44 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 20, 2007, 07:32:05 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?
Depends on the audience...
I learned that in high school I think.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 07:33:34 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?

 :LMAO:

Don't worry, swee pea was harrasing me about it too.
He's just looking for allies wherever he can find them.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 20, 2007, 07:37:26 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?
Depends on the audience...
I learned that in high school I think.

I can forgive those who don't know me - I'm not an elitist.  University was done out of necessity rather than for the toss factor...I actually don't like talking about it...I just answered a direct question in my thread.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 07:38:50 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?

 :LMAO:

Don't worry, swee pea was harrasing me about it too.
He's just looking for allies wherever he can find them.

Fuck off, you inferior scumbucket.

And what the fuck do you call your sycophanting, then? Hypocrite.

The only person i'm into ins't interested in the photos I try and send him. Lame.

Is he gay, per chance?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 07:40:51 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?

 :LMAO:

Don't worry, swee pea was harrasing me about it too.
He's just looking for allies wherever he can find them.

Fuck off, you inferior scumbucket.

Perhaps you should consider stronger allies?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 07:41:37 AM
Whats with the paragraphs?

It's called versing, my dear.

Didn't Prof. Longbottom teach you that in university?

 :LMAO:

Don't worry, swee pea was harrasing me about it too.
He's just looking for allies wherever he can find them.

Fuck off, you inferior scumbucket.

Perhaps you should consider stronger allies?


I am all-powerful, bitch.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 07:42:57 AM
Uh-huh. You wouldn't fear a little bit of
fecal matter, if that were true.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 07:46:39 AM
I was more talking about how the paragraphs stopped so abruptly.. don't even continue across the page.

Also Litigious, you obviously have never had that happen to you or perhaps you might understand.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 07:48:00 AM
Uh-huh. You wouldn't fear a little bit of
fecal matter, if that were true.

Meh. >_>
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 07:54:49 AM
I was more talking about how the paragraphs stopped so abruptly.. don't even continue across the page.


It's just a matter of aesthetics.
I don't like using up much of the
page. I find it harder to read, when
it does.

Whitespace is good for the eye to
rest upon. I'd stagger my paragraphs
if it were fairly easy, but it's not.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Litigious on May 20, 2007, 07:59:51 AM
Also Litigious, you obviously have never had that happen to you or perhaps you might understand.

What the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 08:01:12 AM
Also Litigious, you obviously have never had that happen to you or perhaps you might understand.

What the hell are you talking about?


She's talking about your cheating, dumbass. Pay attention.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 08:02:25 AM
tbh it makes all your posts look like poems calandale.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 08:03:31 AM
I was more talking about his lack of sympathy for someone that's upset that likes someone a lot and cannot get them.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 08:04:17 AM
tbh it makes all your posts look like poems calandale.

Works of spammish art.

I was more talking about his lack of sympathy for someone that's upset that likes someone a lot and cannot get them.

He HAS had that happen.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: McGiver on May 20, 2007, 08:04:28 AM
tbh it makes all your posts look like poems calandale.
badly written ones.

i have just gotten to the point where i merely skim his posts.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 08:04:57 AM
Well good on him for being able to deal with it better than me.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 08:05:21 AM
tbh it makes all your posts look like poems calandale.
badly written ones.

i have just gotten to the point where i merely skim his posts.

He's simply a pseudo-intellectual fartcrack like Bebop.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Litigious on May 20, 2007, 08:05:32 AM
He HAS had that happen.

Exactly.  :agreed:
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 20, 2007, 08:05:38 AM
tbh it makes all your posts look like poems calandale.
badly written ones.

i have just gotten to the point where i merely skim his posts.

I never read them because until recently I just assumed he was posting poems.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 08:10:49 AM
tbh it makes all your posts look like poems calandale.
badly written ones.

i have just gotten to the point where i merely skim his posts.

I never read them because until recently I just assumed he was posting poems.

Nah. I don't write poems without a pay off.

Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 20, 2007, 09:16:48 AM
The only person i'm into ins't interested in the photos I try and send him. Lame.

You usually want what you can't have.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 20, 2007, 09:21:21 AM
I was more talking about his lack of sympathy for someone that's upset that likes someone a lot and cannot get them.


Why does it seem like,

Whenever calandale posts,

He writes a haiku ??
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Litigious on May 20, 2007, 09:23:24 AM
He's a true poet. And a crazy bird.  8)
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 09:27:09 AM
He's a true fraud. And a crazy cunt.  8)

Better.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 05:00:44 PM
That's fruad. You can't even spell words that you
make up. Plus, that's a pretty lame way to 'fix' a
post, but whatever stews your little seeds.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: El on May 21, 2007, 07:15:18 AM
I was more talking about his lack of sympathy for someone that's upset that likes someone a lot and cannot get them.


Why does it seem like,

Whenever calandale posts,

He writes a haiku ??

+
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 21, 2007, 01:43:06 PM
Will scrappy get a plus
every time he asks this
question?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
now he will.

plus one, scrap!
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 21, 2007, 08:27:37 PM
I take it no one was interested in the
original question.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:37:40 PM
I take it no one was interested in the
original question.
I was.
What about the hot partner/plain partner scenario?
That used to happen a lot when I was at school....
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?
Hell, we were 17 though....we also had the theory that good looking people often had ugly kids if they matched up...the good looks cancelled out each other....
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 08:40:57 PM
I take it no one was interested in the
original question.
I was.
What about the hot partner/plain partner scenario?
That used to happen a lot when I was at school....
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?
Hell, we were 17 though....we also had the theory that good looking people often had ugly kids if they matched up...the good looks cancelled out each other....
i would agree with the first part of this:
Quote
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?

but i disagree with the second part.  i am from southern california and we have a disproprtionally number of beautiful people here.  i suspect that it is because all the beautiful people moved here from different parts of the country to pursue their dreams of stardom in the movie industry.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:48:11 PM
I take it no one was interested in the
original question.
I was.
What about the hot partner/plain partner scenario?
That used to happen a lot when I was at school....
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?
Hell, we were 17 though....we also had the theory that good looking people often had ugly kids if they matched up...the good looks cancelled out each other....
i would agree with the first part of this:
Quote
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?

but i disagree with the second part.  i am from southern california and we have a disproprtionally number of beautiful people here.  i suspect that it is because all the beautiful people moved here from different parts of the country to pursue their dreams of stardom in the movie industry.
Yes, but if they didn't have thick gobs of make up, dyed hair and tans, would they all be so beautiful?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 08:50:22 PM
I take it no one was interested in the
original question.
I was.
What about the hot partner/plain partner scenario?
That used to happen a lot when I was at school....
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?
Hell, we were 17 though....we also had the theory that good looking people often had ugly kids if they matched up...the good looks cancelled out each other....
i would agree with the first part of this:
Quote
My friend and I had the theory that the plain partner would then try harder to keep the hot partner and the hot partner chose the plain partner because they were too interested in their own looks and wanted to be the shining star of the relationship?

but i disagree with the second part.  i am from southern california and we have a disproprtionally number of beautiful people here.  i suspect that it is because all the beautiful people moved here from different parts of the country to pursue their dreams of stardom in the movie industry.
Yes, but if they didn't have thick gobs of make up, dyed hair and tans, would they all be so beautiful?

yes.

the makeup and lighting simply enhanses the looks.

believe me, a socal 7 is like a 10 anywhere else in the country.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 21, 2007, 09:02:56 PM
yes.no

the makeup and lighting simply enhanses ruins the looks.

fixed. THIS is really the point that I was making. The tendency
to try and modify the natural appearance through makeup
and fake (or real) tans, is what generally makes people
considered 'hot', yet I find this unattractive. Hell,
it's fine in some jack-off magazine, but is unappealing
as hell to me in real life.



Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Leto729 on May 21, 2007, 10:39:58 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 21, 2007, 10:41:50 PM
So are tears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Leto729 on May 22, 2007, 06:14:32 AM
And fears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 06:14:51 AM
and beers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: McGiver on May 22, 2007, 06:43:23 AM
and beers.
and jeers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 06:44:25 AM
Cheers!
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:03:00 AM
And sneers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:10:59 AM
for queers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: El on May 22, 2007, 07:20:19 AM
And Spears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:21:15 AM
She has many peers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:22:35 AM
Who have fucked her rear...
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: El on May 22, 2007, 07:23:03 AM
She needs to stay away from the shears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:24:02 AM
Bald oils MY gears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: El on May 22, 2007, 07:25:55 AM
So it appears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:27:23 AM
Is that what that smear is?
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:27:56 AM
He blew between her ears...
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:29:04 AM
For her rent was in arrears.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:31:42 AM
But his cum brought her to tears...
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:33:22 AM
yet, he only leers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:34:40 AM
But then he peers
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:36:41 AM
And thinks how he misses his sexy steers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:39:33 AM
On the wharfie piers...
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:42:06 AM
once the fog clears
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Eclair on May 22, 2007, 07:43:18 AM
he smears
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 07:43:57 AM
to the sailor's jeers.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: richard on May 23, 2007, 08:01:36 PM
Whats with the paragraphs?
haha
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: duncvis on May 24, 2007, 04:21:13 PM
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Hot partners or not?
Post by: Calandale on May 24, 2007, 04:25:16 PM
This thread is fucking hilarious.

See what happens when I try and be serious?

 :asthing:  :asthing:  :asthing:  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

aspieparty!