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Title: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:30:37 PM
How original.  ::)
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:33:09 PM
Never saw any - but my wife's books got
infested with some little mite like bugs.
They didn't seem to be doing any real
damage though.

Bookmice on the other hand, really bite.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:33:38 PM
Never saw any - but my wife's books got
infested with some little mite like bugs.
They didn't seem to be doing any real
damage though.

Bookmice on the other hand, really bite.

We are so going to have a war at some point, you inferior being.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:37:11 PM
Does that mean you're a rodent?
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:37:51 PM
Does that mean you're a rodent?

No, I am chosen by the universe to rule over you.

That's what I like to think.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:38:56 PM
So, why did you quote me?

Or, is it simply that my words
speak to your puny soul?
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:39:58 PM
So, why did you quote me?

Or, is it simply that my words
speak to your puny soul?

Quit venting your insecurities over a god, you gnat.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:42:10 PM
Sounds like someone is needy right now.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:43:08 PM
Sounds like someone is needy right now.

Yeah, you.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:44:38 PM
No, I'm too tired to care.

You, on the other hand,
seem to be desperately
in need of a cuddling.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:46:00 PM
No, I'm too tired to care.

You, on the other hand,
seem to be desperately
in need of a cuddling.

The Lord of the Universe needs no cuddle.

If you don't care, then stop. Now.

Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:49:09 PM
If I could stop, I would have long ago.

But it does bring me some pleasure
to see your weakness exposed.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:54:45 PM
If I could stop, I would have long ago.

But it does bring me some pleasure
to see your weakness exposed.

What weakness? I have no weaknesses, other than being a prized prat.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
You actually seem to think that you
have some worth. Any such misconceptions
are weaknesses.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
You actually seem to think that you
have some worth. Any such misconceptions
are weaknesses.

Your weakness is apparent because you're busy trying to tarnish others.

And who are you to dictate what are weak and strong characteristics, you plank?

I'm the Chosen One. Deal with it.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 03:00:55 PM
Your weakness is apparent because you're busy trying to tarnish others.

And who are you to dictate what are weak and strong characteristics, you plank?

1. I never say anything bad about others.

2. Dictate? No, just noting where you are most easily struck,
should I so choose.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 03:02:21 PM
Your weakness is apparent because you're busy trying to tarnish others.

And who are you to dictate what are weak and strong characteristics, you plank?

1. I never say anything bad about others.

2. Dictate? No, just noting where you are most easily struck,
should I so choose.

I allowed you to strike me. Big difference.

I ALLOWED you, not because of your own merit.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 03:03:32 PM
I struck you? Sorry, I didn't notice.
Was it the mouse comment?
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: odeon on May 18, 2007, 03:34:19 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: McGiver on May 18, 2007, 03:36:15 PM
oh yeah, and, welcome bookworm.

you are free to speak your mind, whenever.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 06:04:41 PM
We have a member named bookworm? Oops.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 06:05:34 PM
I just figured swee' pea dick guy was up
to something inane, as usual.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 06:51:11 AM
You're here woimy...I see you.

Come talk about yourself.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 08:00:32 AM
I just figured swee' pea dick guy was up
to something inane, as usual.

Like I give a shit, T-Rag.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 08:02:51 AM
I just figured swee' pea dick guy was up
to something inane, as usual.

Like I give a shit, T-Rag.

I'm sorry. I don't understand the derogatory
term which you applied to me.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 08:03:34 AM
I just figured swee' pea dick guy was up
to something inane, as usual.

Like I give a shit, T-Rag.

I'm sorry. I don't understand the derogatory
term which you applied to me.

You want me to explain? Well, tough shit, fartcrack.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 08:12:11 AM
Yet another seemingly meaningless
term. A pity that you can't manage
ANY level of flaming beyond that which
the average middle schooler could.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: The_P on May 20, 2007, 08:39:12 AM
Yet another seemingly meaningless
term. A pity that you can't manage
ANY level of flaming beyond that which
the average middle schooler could.

Such praise! I am not worthy!
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 08:39:52 AM
Yet another seemingly meaningless
term. A pity that you can't manage
ANY level of flaming beyond that which
the average middle schooler could.

Such praise! I am not worthy!

You are precisely so.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 09:20:06 AM
Yet another seemingly meaningless
term. A pity that you can't manage
ANY level of flaming beyond that which
the average middle schooler could.
i'd rather be a fartcrack than a taint.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 21, 2007, 01:33:34 PM
Taint's are fun to play with.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 06:18:40 PM
Taint's are fun to play with.
they have been known to tear.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 21, 2007, 06:36:26 PM
Only if you have a particularly sharp tongue.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 06:40:14 PM
Only if you have a particularly sharp tongue.
or very bad aim.
Title: Re: Bookworm?
Post by: Calandale on May 22, 2007, 05:30:40 AM
ouch. For everyone.