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Title: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 08, 2007, 09:43:59 PM
I was in the bookstore some months ago, and I saw a book called "The Tripumh Of The Airheads and the Retreat from Commonsense.", I thought it sounded interesting, so I read the blurb, which is as follows:

The airheads are winning. We live in an upside-down world where celebrity matter more than substance; correct spelling is less important than knowing how to do PowerPoint; bright maths and science students go into investment banking so they can make truckloads of money; and small girls seriously regard a trashy hotel heiress as a role model. We have an American president who gets Sweden and Switzerland mixed up and Australian politicians who spend millions on spin doctors while schools and hospitals go begging.
The age of the airhead has one message. Commonsense doesn't pay off. If you're smart, be smarter: play dumb.

Shelley Gare has been writing about the rise of airheadism for almost a decade. When she first spotted that airheads were soaring like hot-air balloons, she thought she was seeing things. She was so, like, wrong.
How did the airheads win? What were the rest of us doing?
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: McGiver on May 08, 2007, 10:04:43 PM
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How did the airheads win? What were the rest of us doing?

we were busy not viewing them as a serious threat.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Scrapheap on May 08, 2007, 10:16:53 PM
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How did the airheads win? What were the rest of us doing?

we were busy not viewing them as a serious threat.

The meek shall inherit the earth.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 09, 2007, 06:20:51 AM
Did you see Nathan Barley (UK comedy series)?
The first episode was called Rise of The Idiots or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Barley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Barley)
it was quite funny
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Pyraxis on May 09, 2007, 02:09:32 PM
The meek shall inherit the earth.

The rest of us will have moved on to the stars.

/cheese
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 09, 2007, 02:17:26 PM
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Litigious on May 09, 2007, 02:18:31 PM
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains.  ;D
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 09, 2007, 02:21:10 PM
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains.  ;D

Just so it's food.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 09, 2007, 02:21:29 PM
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains.  ;D

So why are you still here?
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 09, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains
.  ;D

So why are you still here?

Seems obvious.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 09, 2007, 02:25:31 PM
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains
.  ;D

So why are you still here?

Seems obvious.

It certainly does, I'd just like him to answer that one.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Nomaken on May 09, 2007, 03:23:29 PM
I know I was supposed to be watching an entire planet for signs of decaying intelligence but I totally spaced, sorry.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Silk on May 09, 2007, 07:52:02 PM
I will always love Airheads. http://youtube.com/watch?v=z9_SBSnMyy8
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 10, 2007, 09:01:37 AM
You guys don't know what "on topic" means do you? :P ;)
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: El on May 10, 2007, 10:58:21 AM
You guys don't know what "on topic" means do you? :P ;)

No; please define.  In detail.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: ozymandias on May 10, 2007, 11:07:45 AM
I'd be worried if people did stay on topic! :o
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 10, 2007, 03:06:57 PM
I like the topic of Capricorn
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: renaeden on May 10, 2007, 11:34:44 PM
I just had a ham sandwich.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Callaway on May 10, 2007, 11:39:13 PM
I just had a ham sandwich.

MMMM, I want one now.   :P
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Litigious on May 11, 2007, 02:10:15 AM
I had two for breakfast.  8)
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 03:47:16 AM
I just had a ham sandwich.

MMMM, I want one now.   :P

Fuck, I'm half drunk, and I could use food. Any food.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 11, 2007, 03:50:10 AM
/me throws food at Calandale. :)
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 11, 2007, 03:50:40 AM
Cool, I didn't know this place had a /me function.
/me likes.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 03:56:18 AM
/me throws food at Calandale. :)

Mmm...food. I've got to wake up in 4 hours.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 11, 2007, 04:01:07 AM
Shouldn't you be asleep first? To actually wake up I mean...
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 04:04:21 AM
I'll get there. Maybe. Who cares?
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 11, 2007, 04:15:40 AM
You?
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 04:19:57 AM
I guess. The important thing is that I be sober.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: SovaNu on May 11, 2007, 07:01:41 AM
i was supposed to keep an eye on it too but i got distracted by those flat boobies.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: DirtDawg on May 11, 2007, 07:08:48 AM

All boobies distract me. I don't even have to see them. Just the idea is enough ...
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 07:10:56 AM

All boobies distract me. I don't even have to see them. Just the idea is enough ...
what were we talking about again?
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: GalileoAce on May 11, 2007, 07:34:36 AM
Airhead Supremacy
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: ladytron on May 18, 2007, 11:59:31 PM
PMS elle

Please do not tell me I am going to get a pimple tomorrow.  You can reveal my entire technical set-up and what kind of underwear I've got on.

Just please don't tell me I am getting another pimple tomorrow.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Scrapheap on May 19, 2007, 12:06:27 AM
PMS elle

Please do not tell me I am going to get a pimple tomorrow.  You can reveal my entire technical set-up and what kind of underwear I've got on.

Just please don't tell me I am getting another pimple tomorrow.

Would it be OK if I told you you're getting another pimple tomorrow??  ::) ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 03:51:15 AM
Is the rise of the Airheads theory now the reason why WP gives me the shits?????
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 04:55:25 AM
Is the rise of the Airheads theory now the reason why WP gives me the shits?????

Hey, it did that to me, when I first started posting there.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 04:57:43 AM
I knew it wasn't right when I spent way too much time in the Adult Thread...and only occasionally visited the quiz one when it was sex related.

Not that I have a one track mind.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 05:07:59 AM
I pretty much limit myself to the
adult, haven, and dating threads,
 with a brief patrol otherwise. Used to
look at everything, but it bores me now.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 05:22:48 AM
Yes.  Although I think I've said it before, when I first went to WP and read the women's thread I almost didn't join because it was just too mainstream shit that I could hear at work if I wanted to.

I'd much rather swap meaningful stories.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 05:30:54 AM
Or meaningless banter.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 05:35:22 AM
Meaningless banter???  Yes, it appeals...

but as I've said before, I have no desire to talk about periods, asshole men, or children...just to name a few.

That women's thread just blew my mind heaps.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 06:10:29 AM
You should have it blow your nose first.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 06:24:16 AM
You should have it blow your nose first.
Why??? So you could lick it???

Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 06:25:41 AM
You should have it blow your nose first.
Why??? So you could lick it???



Aw, geez, did I mention that to you already?

No, it was a reference to a stone's song.
Came from McJ's thread, and it just fit.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 06:38:14 AM
No, I think from a WP thread I recall you doing it...

Memory of an elephant...often against my will!  :plus:
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 01:31:37 PM
Better the memory than the nose
(I guess - I actually kinda like their
trunks, but it would draw jokes).

As to nose licking (ah, I remember telling you
about aspirating dog's too) it's not really a fetish
though; mainly I did it to my psycho ex, because
it bugged the crap out of her. Though, I certainly
did it to anyone else I was close enough to. My wife
got so used to it, she accidentally licked some other
girl's nose, sort of at random.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Scrapheap on May 19, 2007, 01:40:38 PM
Paris Hilton is prof that th airheads are taking over.
Title: Re: Rise of the Airheads
Post by: Calandale on May 19, 2007, 02:51:24 PM
Paris Hilton is a prof?


Speaking of which, I saw someone who
looked like an overweight version of her.
Not going anywhere with this, just a
curious point.