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Title: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 10:18:53 AM: Listen in awe at my masculine voice: http://www.mediafire.com/?6chzmtimkzt (http://www.mediafire.com/?6chzmtimkzt)

:p
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:19:23 AM: *is awestruck*
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 10:23:21 AM: what the hell was that? you sound like a girl. hm, :)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 10:27:49 AM: Quote from: richard on May 03, 2007, 10:23:21 AM
what the hell was that? you sound like a girl. hm, :)

http://www.mediafire.com/?bdwdmd3q4mh (http://www.mediafire.com/?bdwdmd3q4mh) :/
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 03, 2007, 10:28:19 AM: :clap: ...loving you, dooo doo, .... i don't know the rest of the song
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:55:36 AM: I don't have a microphone to my computer, so I can't record my voice. :-\ You can hear Zer0's voice, though, when he reads Dec's rant "A Terrible Prison Sentence". I think he sounds cool. 8)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Peter on May 03, 2007, 11:30:40 AM: Obviously it's the sound of Peaguy being ass-raped.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:13:34 PM: this thread needs pictures of :wanker:

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture143-1.jpg)

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture144-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 12:13:42 PM: Quote from: Peter on May 03, 2007, 11:30:40 AM
Obviously it's the sound of Peaguy being ass-raped.

Let's hear your voices, oh mightest of men. :laugh:
Title: It's true.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 12:29:04 PM: http://www.mediafire.com/?72bdyh4ngd2
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:31:29 PM: oh my peaguy, sexy. read me a story, prefeably an erotic one :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 12:43:46 PM: Quote from: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:31:29 PM
oh my peaguy, sexy. read me a story, prefeably an erotic one :eyebrows:

Here you are, big boy: http://www.mediafire.com/?botmm21am1m
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:52:13 PM: peaguy i switched computers, this one has no speakers! >:( :'(
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 12:53:16 PM: Quote from: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:52:13 PM
peaguy i switched computers, this one has no speakers! >:( :'(

Put your headphones on, then. Connect them to the PC like a good little boy!

Shall I do a Louis Armstrong impression next?
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:56:30 PM: uhh you were talking about a candy bar peaguy
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 12:57:15 PM: Quote from: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:56:30 PM
uhh you were talking about a candy bar peaguy

Really? I thought it had sexual innuendos referring to your penis.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:58:32 PM: oh well aparently i didnt get it for some reason :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 03, 2007, 04:56:13 PM: Quote from: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:13:34 PM
this thread needs pictures of :wanker:

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture143-1.jpg)

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture144-1.jpg)

I want a pic of you lickin' that mess up.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 03, 2007, 05:30:52 PM: I want a pic of grealwyn lickin that mess up.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: zer0 on May 03, 2007, 06:29:25 PM: Quote from: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:55:36 AM
I don't have a microphone to my computer, so I can't record my voice. :-\ You can hear Zer0's voice, though, when he reads Dec's rant "A Terrible Prison Sentence". I think he sounds cool. 8)

Yeah. Here's what I sound like (http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/audio/A%20Terrible%20Prison%20Sentence.mp3). Don't know about the "cool" -part, though.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 03, 2007, 06:33:56 PM: i was thoroughly entertained by these voice overs.

more please!~
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on May 03, 2007, 11:30:21 PM: i already posted my lame voice somewhere on this site
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 04, 2007, 12:14:19 PM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 03, 2007, 11:30:21 PM
i already posted my lame voice somewhere on this site

Be a dear and post your voice again here on this topic, you wanker. :)

Quote from: McJagger on May 03, 2007, 06:33:56 PM
i was thoroughly entertained by these voice overs.

more please!~

http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw (http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw)

For you, dearie. :angel:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 12:27:50 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 03, 2007, 11:30:21 PM
i already posted my lame voice somewhere on this site

Be a dear and post your voice again here on this topic, you wanker. :)

Quote from: McJagger on May 03, 2007, 06:33:56 PM
i was thoroughly entertained by these voice overs.

more please!~

http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw (http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw)

For you, dearie. :angel:
but i want more of you!
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 04, 2007, 12:51:07 PM: Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 03, 2007, 11:30:21 PM
i already posted my lame voice somewhere on this site

Be a dear and post your voice again here on this topic, you wanker. :)

Quote from: McJagger on May 03, 2007, 06:33:56 PM
i was thoroughly entertained by these voice overs.

more please!~

http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw (http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw)

For you, dearie. :angel:
but i want more of you!

Your wish is my command: http://www.mediafire.com/?2ztntzbtt4m (http://www.mediafire.com/?2ztntzbtt4m)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 01:25:27 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 03, 2007, 11:30:21 PM
i already posted my lame voice somewhere on this site

Be a dear and post your voice again here on this topic, you wanker. :)

Quote from: McJagger on May 03, 2007, 06:33:56 PM
i was thoroughly entertained by these voice overs.

more please!~

http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw (http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw)

For you, dearie. :angel:
but i want more of you!

Your wish is my command: http://www.mediafire.com/?2ztntzbtt4m (http://www.mediafire.com/?2ztntzbtt4m)

beans?
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 01:27:00 PM: he needs to fucked in the arse, to get the stupid out of him :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 04, 2007, 01:38:44 PM: Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 01:25:27 PM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 03, 2007, 11:30:21 PM
i already posted my lame voice somewhere on this site

Be a dear and post your voice again here on this topic, you wanker. :)

Quote from: McJagger on May 03, 2007, 06:33:56 PM
i was thoroughly entertained by these voice overs.

more please!~

http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw (http://www.mediafire.com/?3wizczd5itw)

For you, dearie. :angel:
but i want more of you!

Your wish is my command: http://www.mediafire.com/?2ztntzbtt4m (http://www.mediafire.com/?2ztntzbtt4m)

beans?

You said you wanted more... ::)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on May 04, 2007, 01:39:52 PM: i'm drunk now but when i'm sober maybe i will :)
Title: Richard, my confession!
Post by: The_P on May 04, 2007, 01:42:07 PM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 04, 2007, 01:39:52 PM
i'm drunk now but when i'm sober maybe i will :)

Even better! Record yourself being a bit of a drunk tit!

Richard: http://www.mediafire.com/?ffyjywwyyum
Title: Re: Richard, my confession!
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 04:52:11 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 04, 2007, 01:42:07 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 04, 2007, 01:39:52 PM
i'm drunk now but when i'm sober maybe i will :)

Even better! Record yourself being a bit of a drunk tit!

Richard: http://www.mediafire.com/?ffyjywwyyum
i, also, love you!
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 10, 2007, 06:14:37 PM: Quote from: La_Mala on May 10, 2007, 03:01:57 PM
http://www.geocities.com/mrtomwalton/REC004.WAV
you sound like me, except english and ghey. :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on May 10, 2007, 10:22:51 PM: McJagger, post your voice, you fool.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 06:23:51 AM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 10, 2007, 10:22:51 PM
McJagger, post your voice, you fool.
i don't have a voice, fool.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on May 11, 2007, 11:16:21 AM: laryngitis? (i'm too lazy to look up the correct spelling)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 02:54:09 PM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on May 11, 2007, 11:16:21 AM
laryngitis? (i'm too lazy to look up the correct spelling)
oops.

i meant that i didn't have a mic.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Litigious on May 11, 2007, 03:02:43 PM: I don't either. :'( But I will use my brother's mic some day and read a Dec rant fÃ¶r you. 8)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 03:04:05 PM: Quote from: Litigious on May 11, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
I don't either. :'( But I will use my brother's mic some day and read a Dec rant fÃ¶r you. 8)
i would prefer it if you just moaned and talked dirty.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 04:53:14 PM: Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 03:04:05 PM
Quote from: Litigious on May 11, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
I don't either. :'( But I will use my brother's mic some day and read a Dec rant fÃ¶r you. 8)
i would prefer it if you just moaned and talked dirty.

Nah, the Dec rant would be more fun.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 06:52:42 PM: Quote from: calandale on May 11, 2007, 04:53:14 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 03:04:05 PM
Quote from: Litigious on May 11, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
I don't either. :'( But I will use my brother's mic some day and read a Dec rant fÃ¶r you. 8)
i would prefer it if you just moaned and talked dirty.

Nah, the Dec rant would be more fun.
sorry bro, but i made my request.

don't you ever undermind me again.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 06:56:54 PM: Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 06:52:42 PM
don't you ever undermind me again.

THAT would be impossible. I can stoop to your level
though, now and then.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 06:58:20 PM: Quote from: calandale on May 11, 2007, 06:56:54 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 06:52:42 PM
don't you ever undermind me again.

THAT would be impossible. I can stoop to your level
though, now and then.
wanna debate exactly what you mean by that?

but you'll have to wait. i am going out to dinner with my family.
see, i have a life and people that love me. :finger:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 06:59:51 PM: Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 06:58:20 PM
wanna debate exactly what you mean by that?

Seemed pretty clear.

Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 06:58:20 PM
but you'll have to wait. i am going out to dinner with my family.
see, i have a life and people that love me. :finger:

Eh. I've got to sleep and dream up such things for myself.
Remember to lick that finger clean before serving any food.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 07:17:03 PM: Quote from: calandale on May 11, 2007, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 06:58:20 PM
wanna debate exactly what you mean by that?

Seemed pretty clear.

Quote from: McJagger on May 11, 2007, 06:58:20 PM
but you'll have to wait. i am going out to dinner with my family.
see, i have a life and people that love me. :finger:

Eh. I've got to sleep and dream up such things for myself.
Remember to lick that finger clean before serving any food.
:chicken:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 11, 2007, 07:30:39 PM: You sure eat fast.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2007, 08:33:54 PM: i ate :chicken:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: richard on May 11, 2007, 08:44:17 PM: i think i have a mic on my webcamera. you all better hope i dont figure it out, thats all i have to say
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 12:38:06 PM: I had silent sex with Pete: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zymw5jjn0r

:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 12:52:27 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 12:38:06 PM
I had silent sex with Pete: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zymw5jjn0r

:eyebrows:

If you had silent sex what is there for us to hear? :laugh: (random squelching?)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 01:05:26 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 12:38:06 PM
I had silent sex with Pete: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zymw5jjn0r

:eyebrows:

If you had silent sex what is there for us to hear? :laugh: (random squelching?)

Silent, as in the context of not to talk or to not goad him on by saying how big his cock was or summat.

Does it arouse you, my dear?
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PM: Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 01:19:08 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).

No, the squelching.

*rocks his chair*
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:20:36 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 01:19:08 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).

No, the squelching.

I didn't listen to it yet- I still have a kid in the room.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2007, 07:12:21 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).
fuck you, pussy!
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 07:05:15 AM: He took me to Neverland: http://www.mediafire.com/?amkxvftn0e1

:-[
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 12:26:35 PM: Keep it real: http://www.mediafire.com/?13httmtflkt
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PM: I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. ???

Naught to fret about.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:32:53 PM: Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 07:12:21 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).
fuck you, pussy!

What? You have a problem with me not liking that word for dirty talk? If its used in written smut I don't have a problem with the word, it just isn't one I want to hear during sex.
Would it turn you on if your wife whispered in your ear 'ohh your willy feels so good.'?
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:33:41 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. ???

Naught to fret about.

I had no idea what you were saying on those things, this being Intensity and all. :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 12:34:57 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:33:41 PM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. ???

Naught to fret about.

I had no idea what you were saying on those things, this being Intensity and all. :laugh:

I spoke like a retard?

:(

You make me a saaadd spaz.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Randy on May 13, 2007, 12:42:58 PM: AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:43:10 PM: No you nonce- I meant I didn't know if you what you were saying was going to be suitable hearing for children because of the site you posted them on. I haven't listened to them yet so I don't know if you sound like a retard or not (but I doubt that you will).
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 12:45:53 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
No you nonce- I meant I didn't know if you what you were saying was going to be suitable hearing for children because of the site you posted them on. I haven't listened to them yet so I don't know if you sound like a retard or not (but I doubt that you will).

I love it when you call me a nonce. Do it again! Oooohh....
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 12:46:54 PM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on May 13, 2007, 12:42:58 PM
AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?

Takes one to know one, tin-ribs.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 13, 2007, 01:03:09 PM: the neverland one was teh funneh.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 01:07:13 PM: Quote from: duncvis on May 13, 2007, 01:03:09 PM
the neverland one was teh funneh.

Peter likes my orgasms.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:32:53 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 07:12:21 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).
fuck you, pussy!

What? You have a problem with me not liking that word for dirty talk? If its used in written smut I don't have a problem with the word, it just isn't one I want to hear during sex.
Would it turn you on if your wife whispered in your ear 'ohh your willy feels so good.'?

just so long as she doesn't call it a wee willy, i'm cool.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 14, 2007, 04:42:31 AM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 12:38:06 PM
I had silent sex with Pete: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zymw5jjn0r

:eyebrows:

There wasn't even any moaning- I feel ripped off!
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Teejay on May 14, 2007, 05:49:14 AM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on May 13, 2007, 12:42:58 PM
AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?

Judging by no smiling in your pictures I figure you are an antisocial fuck too. :finger:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 14, 2007, 07:58:57 AM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. ???

Naught to fret about.

After listening to them I'm not sure your explanation would make them feel better about the one where you threaten to rape all the little children, favourite uncle or not. :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 08:37:09 AM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 14, 2007, 07:58:57 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. ???

Naught to fret about.

After listening to them I'm not sure your explanation would make them feel better about the one where you threaten to rape all the little children, favourite uncle or not. :laugh:

LOL! I forgot that one.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 14, 2007, 09:09:00 AM: Hey it made me laugh and when you're not doing silly voices you actually have a very nice voice. (I thought you said your accent was difficult to understand ???)
Title: Hale_Bopp!
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 09:10:58 AM: Hale_Bopp, I have something to say to you: http://www.mediafire.com/?2txjtdmyttb

(I have a cold. :P)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 09:12:51 AM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 14, 2007, 09:09:00 AM
Hey it made me laugh and when you're not doing silly voices you actually have a very nice voice. (I thought you said your accent was difficult to understand ???)

In some cases, it can be at times, especially when my "ts" and whatnot are silent.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 09:52:51 AM: most t's tend to be unsounded in west yorks as well though.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 10:32:14 AM: Quote from: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 09:52:51 AM
most t's tend to be unsounded in west yorks as well though.

That's because you ate 'em all, you fat bastard.

:finger:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 10:49:02 AM: oi moight aaaaave, wurzel booy. :smarty:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 10:52:54 AM: Quote from: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 10:49:02 AM
oi moight aaaaave, wurzel booy. :smarty:

Wanna witness my paedophilia with my niece?

http://www.mediafire.com/?7qxgy0fucvx

(No, it's just a recording of my one year-old niece, so fuck off.)
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 10:59:12 AM: sounds like she wants a biscuit, uncle pee. :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 11:01:12 AM: Quote from: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 10:59:12 AM
sounds like she wants a biscuit, uncle pee. :laugh:

Uncle pee this. :finger:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 11:06:47 AM: Thats not very nice. I thought I meant more to you than that! :'(
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 11:06:58 AM: Quote from: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 10:49:02 AM
oi moight aaaaave, wurzel booy. :smarty:

Retort time: http://www.mediafire.com/?2mmemc3g2hy

Quote from: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 11:06:47 AM
Thats not very nice. I thought I meant more to you than that! :'(

You're second to Teh Bert in my hierarchy.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 11:10:56 AM: I'm number two! I'm number two! I'm number two! :woohoo:

oops. :darnit:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 11:16:04 AM: Quote from: duncvis on May 14, 2007, 11:10:56 AM
I'm number two! I'm number two! I'm number two! :woohoo:

oops. :darnit:

http://www.mediafire.com/?dm1xmnzxdl9
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 14, 2007, 11:46:42 AM: My Louis Armstrong impression *groan*: http://www.mediafire.com/?2wg2h1xynyj
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 14, 2007, 07:06:15 PM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 14, 2007, 11:46:42 AM
My Louis Armstrong impression *groan*: http://www.mediafire.com/?2wg2h1xynyj
stop laughing, dork.

that was funny as hell.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 15, 2007, 09:29:58 AM: Awww... My host took some of my files down...

Wankers. :finger:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 15, 2007, 09:32:22 AM: Was it the one about raping all the kiddies? :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 15, 2007, 09:34:50 AM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 15, 2007, 09:32:22 AM
Was it the one about raping all the kiddies? :laugh:

It's still there. Fuck me, bitches! :o
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Randy on May 15, 2007, 11:40:02 AM: Heh heh, wish my girlfriend would post her voice here, that way I could jackoff to it and on my voicemail from my phone.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 15, 2007, 12:07:29 PM: My evil laughter: http://www.mediafire.com/?asyymlvzrn2
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Teejay on May 15, 2007, 05:21:35 PM: Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on May 15, 2007, 11:40:02 AM
Heh heh, wish my girlfriend would post her voice here, that way I could jackoff to it and on my voicemail from my phone.

I imagine she has a really deep voice, sorta like Sandra Bullock
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 15, 2007, 05:41:54 PM: Or Mr. T.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 15, 2007, 05:47:51 PM: I pity the fool who dates Flo. :laugh:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 15, 2007, 07:47:08 PM: Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 15, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
I pity the fool who dates Flo. :laugh:

bitch.
i just spit liquid out of my nose. :plus:
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 15, 2007, 08:29:27 PM: At least it wasn't a milk-shake, I assume.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 16, 2007, 03:15:54 AM: Quote from: McWhatever on May 15, 2007, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 15, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
I pity the fool who dates Flo. :laugh:

bitch.
i just spit liquid out of my nose. :plus:

crazy foo'
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 16, 2007, 04:09:29 AM: Quote from: McWhatever on May 15, 2007, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 15, 2007, 05:47:51 PM
I pity the fool who dates Flo. :laugh:

bitch.
i just spit liquid out of my nose. :plus:

Oh I love it when you call me bitch. >:D
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 16, 2007, 06:01:40 AM: Quote from: calandale on May 15, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
At least it wasn't a milk-shake, I assume.
it was orange fanta.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: Calandale on May 16, 2007, 09:10:48 AM: Did it burn?
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: McGiver on May 16, 2007, 06:44:05 PM: Quote from: calandale on May 16, 2007, 09:10:48 AM
Did it burn?
like brain freeze.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: The_P on May 17, 2007, 08:50:58 AM: http://www.mediafire.com/?1gd1xmjfngt

A convo I had with Teh Cuban.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: El on May 18, 2007, 07:54:51 AM: Anyone know a freeware sound file editing program? I have somehting I could post but I need to beep some parts of it because they have identifying information.
Title: Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
Post by: duncvis on May 18, 2007, 09:13:20 AM: Quote from: PMS Elle on May 18, 2007, 07:54:51 AM
Anyone know a freeware sound file editing program? I have somehting I could post but I need to beep some parts of it because they have identifying information.

http://sourceforge.net/projects/audacity (http://sourceforge.net/projects/audacity)
Title: Eamonn, Peter, look!
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 11:19:43 AM: http://www.mediafire.com/?0wu3ntynd9t

:eyebrows: