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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Rabbit From Hell on April 26, 2007, 03:19:41 PM

Title: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on April 26, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
It's exclusive to cat and honarary cats as declared by The Great Cat God.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Nomaken on April 26, 2007, 05:23:44 PM
Is that like the Computer God?
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2007, 05:26:54 PM
cats are liars.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on April 26, 2007, 06:53:19 PM
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2007, 06:59:27 PM
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on April 26, 2007, 07:00:59 PM
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P

Why would cats speak improperly a language they invented?
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2007, 07:05:36 PM
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P
Why would cats speak improperly a language they invented?

Meow?? meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on April 26, 2007, 07:11:48 PM
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P

Meow?? meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!

Why would cats speak improperly a language they invented?
Miaw Meow Miaw meow meow *rrrrrrr* Miaou meow miew *rrrrrrr* miaw Meow Mewww *rrrrrrr* miaou Mewww (Yeah, I could see why a cat would say that, but you're totally misinterpreting the language.)
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Nomaken on April 26, 2007, 07:17:16 PM
Can Nomakens join?  They are very cat-like.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2007, 07:28:50 PM
did you mean the great sCAT God?
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 07:35:06 PM
You know, there's more than one way to skin a cat god....
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
my god, my god, why has thou forsaken me?


....cat got your tongue?
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 07:38:13 PM
The Baron keeps all the best kittens to himself.
I hate him. I want to torture the pretty little kittens
too.

Flip Rautha, Doon.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Nomaken on April 26, 2007, 08:13:07 PM
I announce the church of the supreme cat god.  He will let anyone into his church, the only requirements are that you love kitties.  Your servitude of them is not required since it is virtually impossible to love kitties and not serve them as a matter of course.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: McGiver on April 26, 2007, 08:18:03 PM
kittens are great.  the problem is that they turn into cats.  which are liars.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Nomaken on April 26, 2007, 08:30:32 PM
I dont see how that is a problem.  They are vicious brutal selfish killing machines, and they are so cute being that.  We still love them, we still serve them, everybody is happy. ^_^
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2007, 08:34:30 PM
I like this kitten..... I'll worship her if you want.

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Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Nomaken on April 26, 2007, 10:03:55 PM
The supreme cat god approves.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2007, 10:06:12 PM
The supreme cat god approves.

She IS the supreme cat god!!!
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Calandale on April 27, 2007, 04:12:21 AM
I announce the church of the supreme cat god.  He will let anyone into his church, the only requirements are that you love kitties.  Your servitude of them is not required since it is virtually impossible to love kitties and not serve them as a matter  main of course.

fixed.

@scrap - I don't see a pussy there at all
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2007, 06:23:55 AM
I announce the church of the supreme cat god.  He will let anyone into his church, the only requirements are that you love kitties.  Your servitude of them is not required since it is virtually impossible to love kitties and not serve them as a matter  main of course.

fixed.

@scrap - I don't see a pussy there at all
perhaps you should get on all fours.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: paradox on April 27, 2007, 06:45:36 AM
id like her on all fores

id tie her down and get small kittens to play and ponce all over her sensitive naked skin. :kitten:
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Calandale on April 27, 2007, 01:15:13 PM
Cats are good weapons.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Kosmonaut on April 28, 2007, 06:34:25 AM
I like this kitten..... I'll worship her if you want.

Who is this?
Has she got any videos?
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: McGiver on April 28, 2007, 06:58:05 AM
calalndale, why didn't you mention that the mayor of your city was a kitty?
kitty piercy.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Scrapheap on April 28, 2007, 08:57:57 AM
I like this kitten..... I'll worship her if you want.

Who is this?
Has she got any videos?

She's Natasha Marely. I haven't looked for any videos of her so can't help you there.
Title: Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
Post by: Calandale on April 28, 2007, 01:22:36 PM
calalndale, why didn't you mention that the mayor of your city was a kitty?
kitty piercy.

She doesn't have any power. Plus, she's not really much on my mind.