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Title: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2007, 03:32:54 PM
OMG, I MEAN LOLL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY, YOUR, LIKE, A COMEDIAN!!!!!  :clap: :laugh: :-* ;D

And you're obviously an NT yourself since you managed to author this exciting, and all-inclusive, test. Takes one to know one, isn't that what they say? And this thread is now officially over.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on April 24, 2007, 04:01:55 PM
I answered yes to all of them.
I'm glad that these new psychological
studies are here to help us.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Nomaken on April 24, 2007, 06:49:27 PM
THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

mmmmmmmmmmMaybe....
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Peter on April 24, 2007, 06:59:22 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME



Please familiarise yourself with what AS actually is, rather than spouting your ignorance at us.

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DIAGNOSTIC CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER (DSM IV)


A. Qualitative impairment in social interaction,
   as manifested by at least two of the following:

    1) marked impairment in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviours such
       as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body postures, and gestures
       to regulate social interaction;

    2) failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental
       level;

    3) a lack of spontaneous seeking to share enjoyment, interests or
       achievments with other people (eg: by a lack of showing, bringing,
       or pointing out objects of interest to other people);

    4) lack of social or emotional reciprocity.

B. Restricted repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behaviour, interests,
   and activities, as manifested by at least one of the following:

    1) encompassing preoccupation with one or more stereotyped and
       restricted patterns of interest that is abnormal either in intensity
       or focus;

    2) apparently inflexible adherence to specific, nonfunctional routines
       or rituals;

    3) stereotyped and repetitive motor mannerisms (eg: hand or finger
       flapping or twisting, or complex whole-body movements);

    4) persistent preoccupation with parts of objects

C. The disturbance causes clinically significant impairment in social,
   occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

D. There is no clinically significant general delay in language
   (eg: single words used by age 2 years, communicative phrases used by
   age 3 years).
 
E. There is no clinically significant delay in cognitive development or in
   the development of age-appropriate self-help skills, adaptive behaviour
   (other than social interaction), and curiosity about the environment in
   childhood.

F. Criteria are not met for another specific Pervasive Developmental
   Disorder, or Schizophrenia.

Also, would it hurt you to turn off the caps lock?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on April 24, 2007, 07:18:29 PM
Still trying to figure out what Mork and Mindy have to do with this.

I always felt bad for the eggs though.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on April 24, 2007, 08:43:58 PM
We are the Borg, resitance is futile, you will be adapted to serve us.................now do you want fries or coleslaw with your order?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: richard on April 24, 2007, 09:36:51 PM
anyone who screams over the internet is fake
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Scrapheap on April 24, 2007, 09:38:02 PM
anyone who screams over the internet is fake

WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAKE FARTFUCK !!!
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: richard on April 24, 2007, 09:39:26 PM
oh my! :clap: :police:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: renaeden on April 25, 2007, 12:38:27 AM
Fartfuck. I like that.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 05:49:48 AM
I've always liked "fucking shitfucker". It's says so much on so many levels.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 05:54:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x31DbGJWDFY
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: El on April 25, 2007, 05:55:44 AM
I applaud such an emperically valid survey.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: El on April 25, 2007, 05:58:27 AM

Please familiarise yourself with what AS actually is, rather than spouting your ignorance at us.

Also, would it hurt you to turn off the caps lock?

Peter, dare I suggest that you did...

 :asthing:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 05:59:56 AM
"Fart me in the ass!" is another expletive I'm trying to spread.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:10:04 AM
You're a friend of the fine arts.  ;)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:15:27 AM
What I really would like to see is the expression delivered to a musical background, much like the "songs" of the late, great fat schizophrenic retard Wesley Willis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Willis). That'd rule.

"Press your anus against my bootyhole!
Relax your anus muscles!
Go all mental on me!
Hit me wit' an assfart!

FART MEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAAAAAASSSSS!
FART MEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAAAAAASSSSS!
FART MEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAA-AAAA-AAASSSSS!

FAAAAAAAAAAART MEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!"

Rock over Intensitysquared, rock on Wrong Planet. Mitsubishi. The word is getting around.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:23:03 AM
Isn't that what roofies is for?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:29:22 AM
What's roofies?  ???
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:30:59 AM
I've been able to drive since my lower teens and got a license when I was 18, so I must be a fake aspie, by the way.  ;)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:31:56 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b (http://www.emergency.com/roofies.htm)! Ew! :-*
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 06:36:19 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(
you need to calarify your priorities.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:41:36 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b (http://www.emergency.com/roofies.htm)! Ew! :-*

Aha, du menar "roppar"!  ;)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 06:50:42 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b (http://www.emergency.com/roofies.htm)! Ew! :-*

Aha, du menar "roppar"!  ;)
does this mean: date rape drug?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:59:33 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b (http://www.emergency.com/roofies.htm)! Ew! :-*

Aha, du menar "roppar"!  ;)
does this mean: date rape drug?

"Roppe" (plural: "roppar") is Swedish slang for Rohypnol. But yes, it's often used as a date rape drug. The Swedish word for "rape" is "våldtäkt", which literally translates into "violencetake".
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 07:01:54 AM
Fart me in the ass, learning is fun! ;D
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 07:07:49 AM
Knowledge is power.  :book:  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 AM
"Ass me in the ass" would also be a fun phrase to spread. Except that it doesn't mean a goddamn thing what so ever. It's just a concept that contradicts and negates itself by merely existing, like "Social Democracy".

"Fuck me in the fuck" sounds pretty funny, too. In a Dennis Hopper-stars-in-Blue Velvet kinda way.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 07:14:31 AM
ok.

by last count, you two swedes have killed three threads in the free for all section.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 07:15:44 AM
I'm sorry. I ass myself in the ass for forgiveness. :'(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 07:16:08 AM
I fuck my fuck for being such a fuck.  :'(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Diesel on April 25, 2007, 09:54:19 AM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR 

Yes, more than once actually. I was then told they don't drive well underwater.


WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)
Yes, but my rich daddy owned the company and that how I got my job.

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE
Nope

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING
Yes,.. reluctantly when I was younger. I alway left much earlier than everyone else becasue of the croweds and noise.

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY
Not out loud

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You are very welcome


Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Peter on April 25, 2007, 10:02:00 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 10:08:43 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?

She probably won't do it at all.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: The_P on April 25, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
The author might have been taking the piss, but there are instances where people have been misdiagnosed with an ASD.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: DirtDawg on April 25, 2007, 10:30:33 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?

She probably won't do it at all.
If she was not tempted, she would be already done tempting you, most likely.

OT:
I'm not an aspiie. I'm not a fake aspie, either.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 02:02:57 PM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?

She probably won't do it at all.
If she was not tempted, she would be already done tempting you, most likely.

OT:
I'm not an aspiie. I'm not a fake aspie, either.
you are you.  and we love you for that.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 02:37:07 PM
aspie village is fucking gay you homo!
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on April 25, 2007, 05:22:12 PM
Oh well, it's time I came clean, I'm married happily for 16 years this friday, drive a car, owned a car since 1989, have two college degrees, have a career, ..........I'm so ashamed about the fact that I have been living a lie to you all. :'(   

Where's that ice pick..I need to lobotomize myself again! :P

<sarcasm>***********
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Peter on April 25, 2007, 05:24:50 PM
Oh well, it's time I came clean, I'm married happily for 16 years this friday, drive a car, owned a car since 1989, have two college degrees, have a career, ..........I'm so ashamed about the fact that I have been living a lie to you all. :'(   

Where's that ice pick..I need to lobotomize myself again! :P

<sarcasm>***********

OMG, you even use sarcasm, you sickening fraud! 
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on April 25, 2007, 05:54:25 PM
I know, I know, I feel so cheap and dirty.......somebody spank me, NOW, HARD AND FAST..............I want PI to do it................ :eyebrows:  Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks..........ok.......well, if PI isn't available, I want Callaway! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Callaway on April 25, 2007, 06:02:24 PM
Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks..........ok.......well, if PI isn't available, I want Callaway! :evillaugh:

 :o

 :spank: :whip: :swords:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on April 25, 2007, 07:28:24 PM
Oh, you buxom Mountain girls know what a man likes!   :evillaugh:  err, could somebody remind me that I am married middle class dude of moderation in thought......errrrr....on second thought,,,,,,wtf.......this is Intensity. :green:  Lay it on me, baby, make me squeal like a pig! >:D
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on April 26, 2007, 12:42:27 AM
Can you hit him a little harder, Callaway. He's still talking. :P
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 26, 2007, 05:37:51 AM
Maybe she needs to put away that paddle and bring out the big guns?  :dom:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on April 26, 2007, 06:00:25 AM
 :-X
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 26, 2007, 06:01:28 AM
:-X

Oh I won't be gagging you-I want to hear you cry out  >:D
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on April 26, 2007, 06:38:37 AM
Oh, I can be loud, baby, very loud! >:D
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Natalia Evans on June 03, 2007, 12:58:11 PM
OMG I knew I was wrongly diagnosed. I'm just too normal to be an aspie. I am probably just crazy.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 01:08:24 PM
More fresh meat? Welcome to Intensity! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 02:48:13 PM
You're welcome, girl. I'm Litigious, the notorius, wayward perverted corrupted karma admin of Intensity2.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 02:54:40 PM
You're welcome, girl. I'm Litigious, the notorius, wayward perverted corrupted karma admin of Intensity2.  8)

Hey, you forgot "cowardly".
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 02:56:11 PM
"Admin" spelled T-W-A-T.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 02:57:00 PM
You're welcome, girl. I'm Litigious, the notorius, wayward perverted corrupted karma admin of Intensity2.  8)

Hey, you forgot "cowardly".

No, no, I'm not cowardly, only the country I live in is.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 03:04:21 PM
"Admin" spelled T-W-A-T.

You need spelling lessons, you semi-illiterate bitch.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:07:26 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:09:27 PM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:11:49 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:14:29 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 03:15:43 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

You're just afraid, bitch.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:18:59 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

But when the four year old loses, he can sometimes get mad and try to hit you on the head with the board. All I'm saying is, don't underestimate the entertainment value of preschool kids.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:20:20 PM
not really.  but then, i haven't got the admin power to lop screeds of points off people's karma, have i dear, so perhaps i should be...?

nah, can't be fucked, frankly.  after all, i have a life.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

But when the four year old loses, he can sometimes get mad and try to hit you on the head with the board. All I'm saying is, don't underestimate the entertainment value of preschool kids.

ah yes, but the operative word is "entertaining".  litigious is about as entertaining as a week old corpse.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 03:31:09 PM
not really.  but then, i haven't got the admin power to lop screeds of points off people's karma, have i dear, so perhaps i should be...?

I noticed. I think it's the closest thing you'll get to that chessboard.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 03:33:44 PM
If she were here, I'd tame her like all bitches should be tamed.  8)

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Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:42:44 PM
doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 03:46:38 PM
doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

I wouldn't care about your arthritis.  >:D
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

I wouldn't care about your arthritis.  >:D

of course not, dear.  after all, if it weren't for people who were too physically disabled to run away, you'd never have a chance at getting your leg over, would you?  bless.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 03:56:31 PM
doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

I wouldn't care about your arthritis.  >:D

of course not, dear.  after all, if it weren't for people who were too physically disabled to run away, you'd never have a chance at getting your leg over, would you?  bless.

I had a 15 year old girl licking my 36 year old arsehole this winter, voluntarily. I enjoyed it and I consider it a great honour of me letting her do it.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:58:48 PM
well done.  i find lavatory paper more convenient, myself.

by the way, i may be semi-literate (oh, how i am laughing), but at least i have a grasp of grammar and syntax.  do try, child - garbled nonsense does dilute the thrust of your argument (pffft) so.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 03, 2007, 04:03:19 PM
There's nothing wrong with my grammar or syntax.  ???

And a soft, moist, warm young girl's tongue is much better than toilet paper. The feeling of power and her humiliation...mmm... 8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2007, 04:06:39 PM
:popcorn:

Now, where the fuck is McJ and the beer?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 04:11:15 PM
:popcorn:

Now, where the fuck is McJ and the beer?

don't bother, hon, there's no point.  it's not worth wasting energy on any more tonight.  perhaps he'll regroup and come up with something worth playing with - or even intelligent - tomorrow, eh?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 05:32:18 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.
i brought the beer.....hey, where is the event?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on June 03, 2007, 06:44:31 PM
What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.
i brought the beer.....hey, where is the event?

You missed it, guess you'll have to settle for TP'ing somebodies house! :eyebrows:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 07:45:04 PM
You're welcome, girl. I'm Litigious, the notorius, wayward perverted corrupted karma admin of Intensity2.  8)

Hey, you forgot "cowardly".

No, no, I'm not cowardly, only the country I live in is.  8)

Cowardly because you aren't doing much to change your nation.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 07:46:15 PM

nah, can't be fucked

You should see a doctor, to remove the obstruction.
Playing with beer bottles again?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Mr Smith on June 03, 2007, 09:41:27 PM
No.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:57:19 PM

nah, can't be fucked

You should see a doctor, to remove the obstruction.
Playing with beer bottles again?


good lord, no.  it's a phrase or saying, m'dear, and not literal.  you'd better get used to it.  it might be a brit thing - can anyone enlighten me as to whether it's used in the same way anywhere else?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 11:58:28 PM

good lord, no.  it's a phrase or saying, m'dear, and not literal.  you'd better get used to it.  it might be a brit thing - can anyone enlighten me as to whether it's used in the same way anywhere else?

It's used in the US. I take things literally. You will get used to it.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 12:03:26 AM
ta for that.

as for taking things literally...  that's outrageous!  i mean, have you got AS or something?!

erm...

;)   :laugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:11:08 AM
You're welcome, girl. I'm Litigious, the notorius, wayward perverted corrupted karma admin of Intensity2.  8)

Hey, you forgot "cowardly".

No, no, I'm not cowardly, only the country I live in is.  8)

Cowardly because you aren't doing much to change your nation.

I've tried for many years. I have told everyone in school, highschool, the university etc how cowardly and wrong this country is and I've told it to my psychs and even wrote a letter to the Attorney General and told him how much I despised him and how cowardly this country is. And don't forget the time I blew up that traffic sign when I got a speed ticket from the Gangster Police. :tantrum:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 12:18:42 AM
I've tried for many years. I have told everyone in school, highschool, the university etc how cowardly and wrong this country is and I've told it to my psychs and even wrote a letter to the Attorney General and told him how much I despised him and how cowardly this country is. And don't forget the time I blew up that traffic sign when I got a speed ticket from the Gangster Police. :tantrum:

Neither random acts of violence, nor a bit of chatting,
nor even letters to officials (a bit of a mistake, I'd say)
qualify. Don't worry, I too am a coward, but I'm less
certain of what changes I'd want to effect.

http://www.nizkor.org/ftp.cgi/people/m/mathews.robert.j/ftp.py?people/m/mathews.robert.j//the-order
http://www.nizkor.org/ftp.cgi/people/m/mathews.robert.j/ftp.py?people/m/mathews.robert.j//aryan-nations
http://www.nizkor.org/ftp.cgi/people/m/mathews.robert.j/ftp.py?people/m/mathews.robert.j//the-turner-diaries

Just for some ideas of how to get things done.
These failed, but there are always ways. The last
one has been very influential in American extremism,
you might want to consider authoring some similar
Swedish fantasy material.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:30:15 AM
There actually is a Swedish version of the Turner Diaries already, called "The Last Step". I haven't read the Turner Diaries but it's very popular among the more intellectual Swedish neo-nazis.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 12:33:00 AM
So, there must be groups of other like
minded cowards, whom you could
connect with, and begin changing
them into more active extremists?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:44:14 AM
So, there must be groups of other like
minded cowards, whom you could
connect with, and begin changing
them into more active extremists?

In fact, I had contact with that kind of people when I was younger, but I never really fit in. Might have been my AS.  :-\
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:00:28 AM
So, there must be groups of other like
minded cowards, whom you could
connect with, and begin changing
them into more active extremists?

In fact, I had contact with that kind of people when I was younger, but I never really fit in. Might have been my AS.  :-\

Indeed, but by observing, you could find
the types of phrases which would motivate
them, and then be able to write persuasively.
(though I'd suggest avoiding Dec rants).
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 01:05:38 AM
You're welcome, girl. I'm Litigious, the notorius, wayward perverted corrupted karma admin of Intensity2.  8)

Hey, you forgot "cowardly".

No, no, I'm not cowardly, only the country I live in is.  8)

Cowardly because you aren't doing much to change your nation.

I've tried for many years. I have told everyone in school, highschool, the university etc how cowardly and wrong this country is and I've told it to my psychs and even wrote a letter to the Attorney General and told him how much I despised him and how cowardly this country is. And don't forget the time I blew up that traffic sign when I got a speed ticket from the Gangster Police. :tantrum:

Yes, it's a mystery why you haven't been able to change things. ::)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:10:45 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun license, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:11:29 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:12:31 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Because I'm not a coward or an idiot, birdie.  ::)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 01:12:54 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Another great mystery. ::)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:15:58 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Because I'm not a coward or an idiot, birdie.  ::)

I don't believe that you're an idiot, but we've
established your cowardliness.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:21:14 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Another great mystery. ::)

I'd say that it's more of a great mystery that they elect the clowns they do, since I at least actually have never run for an election of any kind.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:22:10 AM
Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Because I'm not a coward or an idiot, birdie.  ::)

I don't believe that you're an idiot, but we've
established your cowardliness.

No, cowards don't make bombs in their kitchens, that's a job for real men.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:32:59 AM

No, cowards don't make bombs in their kitchens, that's a job for real men.  8)

Using mom's recipes again?
Mine sticks to poisons.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:35:38 AM

No, cowards don't make bombs in their kitchens, that's a job for real men.  8)

Using mom's recipes again?
Mine sticks to poisons.

No, you buy the chemicals online, but you can make the explosives in the kitchen. Poisons are interesting, though, but I'm more into explosives.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:37:43 AM
You should pick up a copy of http://www.fortliberty.org/military-library/improvised-munitions-handbook/improvised-munitions-handbook.shtml
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:45:03 AM
I actually have a Swedish version of all of those recipes, and loading your own ammo without a license is still legal here. But I like those anti-Islamic articles that were also included, so I add it to my bookmarks.  8)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:47:09 AM
The old one had some nice stuff on making pipe shotguns.
I haven't looked at this version.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 02:02:25 AM
The old one had some nice stuff on making pipe shotguns.
I haven't looked at this version.

But at the same time it makes me hate Sweden even more. They complain that you cannot buy a caliber handgun over .50 in the US. That is as good as impossible in this cowardly country. I hate Sweden. I hope the Muslims take over and that the SCUM-ON-TOP politicians responsible for dragging them here in the first place are the first ones to get executed.  :grrr:

Look at this beauty. A weapon for men. Should be available for any free man over the counter, without any cowardly license.  8)


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Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 02:09:16 AM
Alas, it is not, for which I am thankful.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 02:10:55 AM

Look at this beauty. A weapon for men. Should be available for any free man over the counter, without any cowardly license.  8)


Should just pass them out for free.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 02:11:29 AM
Alas, it is not, for which I am thankful.

indeed.

litigious, why on earth don't you emigrate to a different country? apart from anything else, you'd be an immigrant, then, and some neo-nazi wanker could turn the tables on you.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 02:44:32 AM
Good question. It's been asked before, though.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 02:49:20 AM
i've been away...

anyway...

'morning, darlin'!  here's your usual first thing get-me-into-oops-out-of-bed snog...   :-*
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 02:53:25 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 02:56:43 AM
Alas, it is not, for which I am thankful.

That's beacuse you will never understand what real freedom is - to never let anyone, "ordinary" criminals and power-abusive incompetent cowardly authorities alike, to suppress you without paying for it with their own miserable lives or health.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 02:57:49 AM

Look at this beauty. A weapon for men. Should be available for any free man over the counter, without any cowardly license.  8)


Should just pass them out for free.


Hear, hear!  :agreed:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:03:28 AM
Good question. It's been asked before, though.

Give me a Green Card and I'll move tomorrow. Being an immigrant will not be a problem since I'm a white male and has every right, morally if not legally, to move anywhere it suits me on this planet.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:09:30 AM
i hear Guantanamo Bay is nice.  you could try there.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:21:33 AM
i hear Guantanamo Bay is nice.  you could try there.

Why? I'm not a Muslim or other subhuman scum. I'm a freedom-loving white male.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:26:22 AM
Alas, it is not, for which I am thankful.

That's beacuse you will never understand what real freedom is - to never let anyone, "ordinary" criminals and power-abusive incompetent cowardly authorities alike, to suppress you without paying for it with their own miserable lives or health.

:bssign:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 03:30:31 AM
Good question. It's been asked before, though.

Give me a Green Card and I'll move tomorrow. Being an immigrant will not be a problem since I'm a white male and has every right, morally if not legally, to move anywhere it suits me on this planet.

Its official: Litigious has crossed into that shadowy realm peopled by neo-nazi wankers, lunatic conspiracy theorists and racist cunts. I suggest you see if Zimbabwe will have you.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 03:31:39 AM

Its official: Litigious has crossed into that shadowy realm peopled by neo-nazi wankers, lunatic conspiracy theorists and racist cunts. I suggest you see if Zimbabwe will have you.

Crossed? He seems firmly in our camp
from when I first started here.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:31:52 AM
Alas, it is not, for which I am thankful.

That's beacuse you will never understand what real freedom is - to never let anyone, "ordinary" criminals and power-abusive incompetent cowardly authorities alike, to suppress you without paying for it with their own miserable lives or health.

:bssign:

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:32:20 AM
Zimbabwe today, Haag tomorrow.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 03:33:07 AM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 03:34:58 AM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.

Quoted for obviousness.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:35:21 AM
Good question. It's been asked before, though.

Give me a Green Card and I'll move tomorrow. Being an immigrant will not be a problem since I'm a white male and has every right, morally if not legally, to move anywhere it suits me on this planet.

Its official: Litigious has crossed into that shadowy realm peopled by neo-nazi wankers, lunatic conspiracy theorists and racist cunts. I suggest you see if Zimbabwe will have you.

Listen very carefully: the cowardly, stupid Swedish government and parliament, who are responsible for the fact that law-abiding Swedes cannot protect themselves like free men, drags tens of thousands of Muslims and other human garbage here every year. Then they make up "terrorist laws", which we wouldn't have needed in the first place, if they hadn't let this human trash into Sweden in the first place. I don't have to justify my views at all under such circumstances.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:37:38 AM
OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

In your eyes, they are all pigs. In your eyes, there is something called white supremacy, and in your eyes, women should never have been allowed to vote. In your eyes, freedom is only applicable if you get to define it.

You're full of it, Lit.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:38:46 AM
do you think his surname is Mugabe?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 03:39:10 AM
You don't get to determine who is human trash. In my view racist cunts are human trash.

Your oft-spouted views are more indicative of someone with a serious personality disorder than a fighter for justice. You're off your hateful tits, lad. :GA:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:40:47 AM
You're full of it, Lit.

actually, i have to disagree.  (SHOCK!).  i really think he's empty, rather than full, so probably deserves pity and compassion rather than villification.  however, i have no intention of giving him much or either of the first two, unless i do so on a whim, which i quite possibly will.  so capricious, little ol' me.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:47:05 AM
OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

In your eyes, they are all pigs. In your eyes, there is something called white supremacy, and in your eyes, women should never have been allowed to vote. In your eyes, freedom is only applicable if you get to define it.

You're full of it, Lit.

I honestly believe that white people are superior in most cases, yes, and I think that women are inferior to males in most cases, yes. I think Islam is shit and something that the whole Western world should oppose. They should be bombed back into their caves. I'm not ashamed of that. That's the views that the Founding Fathers of the US actually had. That's not the same thing as thinking that some bureaucrat cowards have the right to do whatever they want to your family, but you seem very willingly to give them that right yourself by voluntarily letting them infringe your right to arm yourself like a free man.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:49:31 AM
sounds like cherry picking to me.  we can all choose which bits of human rights/justice etc. we like.  equality isn't about making everyone the same, you know - it's about recognising differences.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 07:20:22 AM
I honestly believe that white people are superior in most cases, yes, and I think that women are inferior to males in most cases, yes. I think Islam is shit and something that the whole Western world should oppose. They should be bombed back into their caves. I'm not ashamed of that. That's the views that the Founding Fathers of the US actually had. That's not the same thing as thinking that some bureaucrat cowards have the right to do whatever they want to your family, but you seem very willingly to give them that right yourself by voluntarily letting them infringe your right to arm yourself like a free man.

I honestly believe that you are delusional. I believe that your views make you inferior to most people here, including most women, and I think that you should be ashamed of them. I'm not holding my breath waiting for you to change, however. Life's too short and you belong to a minority anyway. Thankfully.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 07:23:06 AM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: DirtDawg on June 04, 2007, 07:48:46 AM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.

Did you neglect to teach them to properly shoot and hit their targets?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 07:51:10 AM
:yawn:

Poor thing. Did Lucifer wear you out?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: DirtDawg on June 04, 2007, 07:51:44 AM
Good question. It's been asked before, though.

Give me a Green Card and I'll move tomorrow. Being an immigrant will not be a problem since I'm a white male and has every right, morally if not legally, to move anywhere it suits me on this planet.

Its official: Litigious has crossed into that shadowy realm peopled by neo-nazi wankers, lunatic conspiracy theorists and racist cunts. I suggest you see if Zimbabwe will have you.

Listen very carefully: the cowardly, stupid Swedish government and parliament, who are responsible for the fact that law-abiding Swedes cannot protect themselves like free men, drags tens of thousands of Muslims and other human garbage here every year. Then they make up "terrorist laws", which we wouldn't have needed in the first place, if they hadn't let this human trash into Sweden in the first place. I don't have to justify my views at all under such circumstances.

Ask the American natives what happens when your nation does not protect it borders and adopts a non-chalant attitude about immigration.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 08:04:03 AM
:yawn:

Poor thing. Did Lucifer wear you out?

Nej, det gjorde du, herr "All you need is love", med ditt patetiska, politiskt korrekta, pacifistiska verklighetsfrämmande snicksnack.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 08:10:02 AM
Good question. It's been asked before, though.

Give me a Green Card and I'll move tomorrow. Being an immigrant will not be a problem since I'm a white male and has every right, morally if not legally, to move anywhere it suits me on this planet.

Its official: Litigious has crossed into that shadowy realm peopled by neo-nazi wankers, lunatic conspiracy theorists and racist cunts. I suggest you see if Zimbabwe will have you.

Listen very carefully: the cowardly, stupid Swedish government and parliament, who are responsible for the fact that law-abiding Swedes cannot protect themselves like free men, drags tens of thousands of Muslims and other human garbage here every year. Then they make up "terrorist laws", which we wouldn't have needed in the first place, if they hadn't let this human trash into Sweden in the first place. I don't have to justify my views at all under such circumstances.

Ask the American natives what happens when your nation does not protect it borders and adopts a non-chalant attitude about immigration.

I know that very well. Some 15-20 years ago you could buy bumper stickers and put on your car here in Sweden to tell that fact. But if you do that today, you risk prosecution and 1-2 months in jail and losing your job or education, despite the fact that the stickers only say "The Indians didn't protect themselves against immigration. Now they live in reservations".

Swedish politicians and news media commies: eat my shit and die.  :grrr:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 08:34:50 AM
:yawn:

Poor thing. Did Lucifer wear you out?

Nej, det gjorde du, herr "All you need is love", med ditt patetiska, politiskt korrekta, pacifistiska verklighetsfrämmande snicksnack.

Now Odeon- you should have known a mere woman wouldn't wear him out with her limited intellect. ::)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 08:48:43 AM
You're defenseless in the UK too, since you have the same kind of cowardly gun law as we have in Sweden; one hand guns are even totally banned by you. Does it feel good walking home alone on a dark night, PI?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 08:57:29 AM
Why would I feel safer having a gun though? I could still be jumped from behind, or any attacker (who may not even be armed themselves) could wrestle the gun off of me.  Guns aren't the great solution you seem to think they are imo and I don't understand why you insist on every topic of conversation being some how linked to gun laws.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 09:33:46 AM
Well, it's pretty natural that threads concerning guns and/or self-protection and/or legislation is linked to the gun issue, at least if you think it's a question of democracy whether a popular vote should decide how harsh the gun laws should be and not something that the politicians simply have a "right" to decide over peoples' heads.

Yes, someone could "ambush" you and your gun could be wrestled off of you, but the gun at least gives you a chance, which makes the whole difference between being armed and unarmed. Why do you think the Americans on I2 usually are on my side, when it comes to the gun issue, even if for example McJ sometimes makes a little fun of me over my obsession for it?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: ozymandias on June 04, 2007, 10:00:10 AM
I hate to tell you this, but, a pretty big chunk of gun related crimes have been done by the criminal using the OWNERS own gun on them.  Also guns are the biggest number of items stolen from homes during a break in.  Right up there with money and jewels.  A lot of guns used by criminals have been stolen and sold on the street.  To me a gun gives a false sense of security.  A smart thief or mugger knows how to get around that defense or wait till nobodies home, etc.

I can't tell you how many times I have read in the paper or seen on the news about break in's and top of the list of items stolen.....guns.  I'd rather trust in my own abilities and a good baseball bat than a gun to keep me safe.  Plus, I can't kill an innocent bystander with a stray baseball bat. :P
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:09:58 AM
sounds like cherry picking to me.  we can all choose which bits of human rights/justice etc. we like.  equality isn't about making everyone the same, you know - it's about recognising differences.

i notice there's no response to this...   ::)

Nej, det gjorde du, herr "All you need is love", med ditt patetiska, politiskt korrekta, pacifistiska verklighetsfrämmande snicksnack.

which translates (loosely) as:
"no gorgonzola for me, mr "all you need is love", with spoken cakes, correct politics, a really good swimmer, lightweight working woman, chocolate bar."

why, thank you, Litigious., you flatterer, you.   :-*
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 10:59:06 AM
Well, it's pretty natural that threads concerning guns and/or self-protection and/or legislation is linked to the gun issue, at least if you think it's a question of democracy whether a popular vote should decide how harsh the gun laws should be and not something that the politicians simply have a "right" to decide over peoples' heads.



That is understandable- it just seems that no matter what the subject you can always link in some way to 'cowardly Sweden', gun control, Dec or anti-women rants.  It would just be a refreshing change if not everything had to be about these 4 topics.
Edited to add something that just occured to me: Perhaps its because you're not posting much now that it seems worse- cos you only post about stuff you're bothered enough about ???
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:20:11 PM
which translates (loosely) as:
"no gorgonzola for me, mr "all you need is love", with spoken cakes, correct politics, a really good swimmer, lightweight working woman, chocolate bar."

why, thank you, Litigious., you flatterer, you.   :-*

You need some Swedish lessons.  ::)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:22:13 PM
That is understandable- it just seems that no matter what the subject you can always link in some way to 'cowardly Sweden', gun control, Dec or anti-women rants.  It would just be a refreshing change if not everything had to be about these 4 topics.
Edited to add something that just occured to me: Perhaps its because you're not posting much now that it seems worse- cos you only post about stuff you're bothered enough about ???

I'm in a bad mood at the moment and really don't care about much. So I post about the topics that I care the most about.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: The_P on June 04, 2007, 12:24:16 PM
which translates (loosely) as:
"no gorgonzola for me, mr "all you need is love", with spoken cakes, correct politics, a really good swimmer, lightweight working woman, chocolate bar."

why, thank you, Litigious., you flatterer, you.   :-*

You need some Swedish lessons.  ::)

While you need to change the record.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 12:48:09 PM
which translates (loosely) as:
"no gorgonzola for me, mr "all you need is love", with spoken cakes, correct politics, a really good swimmer, lightweight working woman, chocolate bar."

why, thank you, Litigious., you flatterer, you.   :-*

You need some Swedish lessons.  ::)

well, now - isn't that interesting?  i can have swedish lessons whenever i wish, my dear.  however, you don't get the chance to say anything anywhere near as funny as my cod translation, so i should just count your blessings, if i were you.

actually, i think i could probably have a pretty good stab at it:  something about telling odeon off for being mr "all you need is love", and that HE would be worn out by a pathetic, politically correct (you're wrong), pacifist, something-or-other woman (i'm stuck on the verklighetsframmande, but i'm sure odeon will enlighten me).  how's that?  do i get a lolly?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:05:57 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:21:47 PM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.

Did you neglect to teach them to properly shoot and hit their targets?

Damn. I guess I was thinking that they'd be too young to
handle the BAR.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 01:24:58 PM

That is understandable- it just seems that no matter what the subject you can always link in some way to 'cowardly Sweden', gun control, Dec or anti-women rants.  It would just be a refreshing change if not everything had to be about these 4 topics.

He posts about birdies, arse licking, piss drinking, and drugs.
He's a well rounded ranter.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 01:28:03 PM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.

Did you neglect to teach them to properly shoot and hit their targets?

Damn. I guess I was thinking that they'd be too young to
handle the BAR.

If we didn't live in cowardly Sweden but say, Montana, the kids could actually start shooting at any age, with parental supervision. At 14 they could perfectly legally start shooting on their own.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 01:41:09 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.

very wise.  i'm sure you wouldn't want to actually find out whether or not i'd wear you out, now, would you?  i mean, that would mean interacting with A Woman.  yuck.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 02:28:48 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.

very wise.  i'm sure you wouldn't want to actually find out whether or not i'd wear you out, now, would you?  i mean, that would mean interacting with A Woman.  yuck.
Lit, bring your cootie spray.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: DirtDawg on June 04, 2007, 02:39:40 PM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.

Did you neglect to teach them to properly shoot and hit their targets?

Damn. I guess I was thinking that they'd be too young to
handle the BAR.

If we didn't live in cowardly Sweden but say, Montana, the kids could actually start shooting at any age, with parental supervision. At 14 they could perfectly legally start shooting on their own.

But, in most states they could only buy ammunition that is strictly defined as rifle or shotgun. Some states also allow rimfire ammunition sales to minors.

BTW, a BAR is a sweet piece of machinery and I shot one for the first time (chambered for .308 Remington) when I was eleven, with cigarette filters in my ears. I was scared shitless, but I did OK. Same rules apply as with a .22 calibre.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 02:54:26 PM

OK, if the government one day decides that you're unsuitable as a parent just because you're an aspie, I guess it's OK for you to stand there and let them take your kids away without the slightest chance to give the pigs what they deserve.

Starting a shoot out with your children present
doesn't seem the best way of protecting them.

Did you neglect to teach them to properly shoot and hit their targets?

Damn. I guess I was thinking that they'd be too young to
handle the BAR.

If we didn't live in cowardly Sweden but say, Montana, the kids could actually start shooting at any age, with parental supervision. At 14 they could perfectly legally start shooting on their own.

But, in most states they could only buy ammunition that is strictly defined as rifle or shotgun. Some states also allow rimfire ammunition sales to minors.

BTW, a BAR is a sweet piece of machinery and I shot one for the first time (chambered for .308 Remington) when I was eleven, with cigarette filters in my ears. I was scared shitless, but I did OK. Same rules apply as with a .22 calibre.

You need a license for every fucking cartridge here in Sweden, at least formally, even if a few gun dealers are brave enough not to care about that ridiculous law. You can still buy all the ammunition components, or at least could as late as last year; I bought one lb of Pyrodex and some pistol primers for homemade fireworks. I'm not sure whether the primers are also licensed from this year and, in that case, if the gun dealers really care. I can tell that the gun dealers are not very found of the gun laws, but selling one single gun or even gun component will get them in jail, make them lose all their own licenses for good and they will of course never again be allowed to sell firearms. Illegal ammunition selling is a much minor crime, though.

I have only fired my grandpa's .22 and his shotgun a couple of times and that was many years ago. If your parents don't hunt or target shoot here, you so to speak grow up in a "gun free" environment, where a gun is something "strange", if you get what I mean? That's the way the ones who rule this country want it. :(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:02:01 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.

very wise.  i'm sure you wouldn't want to actually find out whether or not i'd wear you out, now, would you?  i mean, that would mean interacting with A Woman.  yuck.
Lit, bring your cootie spray.

cheeky sod.  i haven't got "cooties" (i assume that means some sort of infectious bug thing), but i do have a brain, which is far more dangerous...   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Callaway on June 04, 2007, 03:10:46 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.

very wise.  i'm sure you wouldn't want to actually find out whether or not i'd wear you out, now, would you?  i mean, that would mean interacting with A Woman.  yuck.
Lit, bring your cootie spray.

cheeky sod.  i haven't got "cooties" (i assume that means some sort of infectious bug thing), but i do have a brain, which is far more dangerous...   :evillaugh:

"Girl cooties" (or "boy cooties") is a joke.  It does not mean literal cooties.  It is something that boys who don't like girls (or girls who don't like boys) usually because they are too young, say.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:11:43 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.

very wise.  i'm sure you wouldn't want to actually find out whether or not i'd wear you out, now, would you?  i mean, that would mean interacting with A Woman.  yuck.
Lit, bring your cootie spray.

cheeky sod.  i haven't got "cooties" (i assume that means some sort of infectious bug thing), but i do have a brain, which is far more dangerous...   :evillaugh:

You have a Computer God Brain in the Brain Bank Cities of the far side of the Moon that we never see, like the rest uf us.  8)



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Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:14:40 PM
ah.  as usual, callaway leaps to cure my ignorance - ta, gorgeous.   :-*

so does this mean that Litigious is too young to use grown up words?  my nephew's three and a half, and loves Spiderman - can i tempt you with this, Lit...?

(http://www.brendasblessings.com/images/BDcakes/Rebels%20Spiderman%20Cake.jpg)

or are Power Rangers more your thing?
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:15:38 PM
You have a Computer God Brain in the Brain Bank Cities of the far side of the Moon that we never see, like the rest uf us.  8)

ah.  careful, Lit - you may be developnig a sense of humour.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:15:59 PM
:yawn:

Poor thing. Did Lucifer wear you out?

Nej, det gjorde du, herr "All you need is love", med ditt patetiska, politiskt korrekta, pacifistiska verklighetsfrämmande snicksnack.

"No, you did, Mr All You Need Is Love, with your pathetic, politically correct, pacifistic, unrealistic bullshit."

Love you too, Lit.  Give peace a chance, man.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:18:51 PM
he lied!  he said it meant something else.  the naughty little tyke.   ::)
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:19:19 PM
:yawn:

Poor thing. Did Lucifer wear you out?

Nej, det gjorde du, herr "All you need is love", med ditt patetiska, politiskt korrekta, pacifistiska verklighetsfrämmande snicksnack.

Now Odeon- you should have known a mere woman wouldn't wear him out with her limited intellect. ::)

So far, that particular woman has merely toyed with him. Ever watched how a cat can play with a captured mouse sometimes? Catch it, let it go, catch it again... Quite amusing if you're not the mouse.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2007, 03:22:28 PM
"Verklighetsfrämmande" means "who lacks a sense of reality". One of the few things that is good with Sweden is that we can make very long words with our language. But I wrote that he was the one who was wearing me out, nothing else.

We can make longer words in Finnish, so there.  :razz:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:24:33 PM
Sneak, shameless hangman rope Parroting Puppet underlings; you set this trap up, AS PLANNED, for WORSE-than-defenseless Mr. Litigious! :tantrum:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:24:50 PM
So far, that particular woman has merely toyed with him. Ever watched how a cat can play with a captured mouse sometimes? Catch it, let it go, catch it again... Quite amusing if you're not the mouse.

:LMAO:

i'm going to have a t-shirt made:


Litigious is My Toy
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 03:26:44 PM
To save worse than defenseless mr litigious e. dec the bother of guessing, I'll tell you now - every time i spot him posting as that schizophrenic fucktard i've taken to gheying him and his alter ego.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 03:28:09 PM
you bastard!
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:28:45 PM
That's cowardly!  >:(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 03:34:22 PM
Not really, since I'm telling you I'm doing it, and why.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:34:58 PM
Oy vey, I'm listening to Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy (http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/audio/Gangster%20Computer%20God%20Worldwide%20Secret%20Containment%20Policy.mp3) now, just to comfort myself.  :'(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 04:37:15 PM

"Girl cooties" (or "boy cooties") is a joke.  It does not mean literal cooties.  It is something that boys who don't like girls (or girls who don't like boys) usually because they are too young, say.

Which are plastic, of course.
I have litteral cooties.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: P7PSP on January 10, 2013, 11:59:48 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
Yes
Yes
Yes
Probably, we did not call it clubbing.
Fuck no! Mork And Mindy is fucking moronic.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Calavera on January 11, 2013, 12:31:31 AM
I must be fake then ... :(
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: bodie on January 11, 2013, 03:57:18 AM
Quote
WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Icequeen on January 11, 2013, 05:29:44 AM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME


1. yes

2. yes

3. no, I am as pure as the snow. >:D

4. bar hopping yes, clubbing no.

5. Possibly... when stoned. I hated that show. :P
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: midlifeaspie on January 12, 2013, 02:19:29 PM
Answering yes does not make you a fake aspie, but writing this quiz confirms you are a real (ly low functioning) one.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Genesis on January 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Answering yes does not make you a fake aspie, but writing this quiz confirms you are a real (ly low functioning) one.

Well put...
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: Natalia Evans on January 14, 2013, 04:06:25 AM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME



I did two of the above so I am fake then.  Yay. Now to convince my husband I don't have autism.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: El on January 16, 2013, 06:52:05 AM
Quote
WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
Well, who hasn't?   :orly:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: odeon on January 16, 2013, 12:19:06 PM
Quote
WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
Well, who hasn't?   :orly:

Duke. :orly:
Title: Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
Post by: midlifeaspie on January 16, 2013, 12:34:59 PM
Quote
WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
Well, who hasn't?   :orly:

Duke. :orly:

 :lol1: