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Title: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: DOUGLAS_PLANK_SNR on April 24, 2007, 12:25:04 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Callaway on April 24, 2007, 12:31:46 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?


That's partially true, Douglas.  We are all human computers with photographic memories, but we are not mind readers.


MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE


You needn't worry about this, because your son has no friends.   ;)



Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Pyraxis on April 24, 2007, 12:32:45 PM
We can always count on Callaway for good, sensible advice.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Nomaken on April 24, 2007, 12:45:01 PM
Yes, but we run a linux operating system so we're practically incapable of interfacing with newbies to aspergers and we are incompatible with half the world we interact with and the rest is fulla bugs.  So nothing to fear really.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: El on April 24, 2007, 02:02:07 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

I'm sorry, but your assumptions are not logical.  We are not the hell mind-reading computers.  :vulcan:
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Nomaken on April 24, 2007, 02:22:25 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

A hydrolic press seems effective.  Or superheated steel.

 "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with.... It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." - Kyle from Terminator.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: El on April 24, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
A hydrolic press seems effective.  Or superheated steel.

 "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with.... It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." - Kyle from Terminator.
I nominate you to stop it, then!
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2007, 03:35:31 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?


That's partially true, Douglas.  We are all human computers with photographic memories, but we are not mind readers.

I am, but I started doubting my abilities when I wanted to read Douglas' mind. I couldn't read anything. Only later did I find out that there wasn't a brain to read.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Calandale on April 24, 2007, 03:59:27 PM
Gosh, the only thing that fit me there was the
mind reading part, and I can only do it really close.

Maybe I'm not really an aspie after all.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on April 24, 2007, 04:17:02 PM
...
Cheese detected. Nose must be debugged; prepare for fluffalization - the carrots will be there in a moment.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Nomaken on April 24, 2007, 06:45:13 PM
Nomination accepted!
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: McGiver on April 24, 2007, 06:54:18 PM
i don't know what to think anymore.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Nomaken on April 24, 2007, 06:57:11 PM
Probably the best state of existence to be in, next to not thinking at all.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Calandale on April 24, 2007, 06:57:22 PM
I think that the correct term is Mentant.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Peter on April 24, 2007, 07:06:14 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

Yes, we're evil robot hangman sneak underlings of the moon computer god with hypnotic powers to make you a Frankenstein slave.

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Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Callaway on April 24, 2007, 07:11:10 PM
MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL


How do you know you actually fathered him?   :flame:  :flame:  :flame:
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: ozymandias on April 24, 2007, 08:41:43 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

We are the Borg, resistance is futile, you will be adapted to serve us...............now do you prefer leather of latex for your outfit of servitude!?
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Scrapheap on April 24, 2007, 09:40:14 PM
MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL


How do you know you actually fathered him?   :flame:  :flame:  :flame:

You know, I did visit the D.C. area back in '85.  ::)
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: richard on April 24, 2007, 09:50:11 PM
wtf? stupid.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Scrapheap on April 24, 2007, 09:56:44 PM
wtf? stupid.

Huuuuuuuuuuh ???
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Calandale on April 24, 2007, 10:08:40 PM
wtf? stupid.

No, no, this should be in the posting in the mirror thread.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Scrapheap on April 24, 2007, 11:14:38 PM
wtf? stupid.

No, no, this should be in the posting in the mirror thread.

QFT  :agreed:
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Pyraxis on April 25, 2007, 12:44:11 AM
So put it there, you lazy bums.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Calandale on April 25, 2007, 12:47:55 AM
I can't move other people's posts. Even if I could,
I don't think it would be nice.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Pyraxis on April 25, 2007, 12:48:35 AM
What happened to being the king of mean?
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Calandale on April 25, 2007, 12:52:51 AM
What happened to being the king of mean?

I'm not mean. I'm just cruel. Oh, and I have psychopathic rages,
but I'm pretty mellow right now.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
I can't move other people's posts. Even if I could,
I don't think it would be nice.
i don't move them.

i hit the quote button, then i copy and paste.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 05:46:59 AM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

I found the following in some weird computer-book that apparently came here by falling through a wormhole from a very distant (and surprisingly feudal) future:

Quote
A QUOTE FROM THE ROYAL IMPERIAL GALACTIC GUIDE, AD 10 000 EDITION:
Topic: Bene Intensitysquaredus
The training planet of the Aspie Mentats - the Human Computers. Know an Aspie Mentat by his Doritos-stained lips.

The art of Kanly is still alive, I guess. :o
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 05:55:19 AM
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

I found the following in some weird computer-book that apparently came here by falling through a wormhole from a very distant (and surprisingly feudal) future:

Quote
A QUOTE FROM THE ROYAL IMPERIAL GALACTIC GUIDE, AD 10 000 EDITION:
Topic: Bene Intensitysquaredus
The training planet of the Aspie Mentats - the Human Computers. Know an Aspie Mentat by his Doritos-stained lips.

The art of Kanly is still alive, I guess. :o
i had to + you.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 05:56:15 AM
You are so beautiful, my Baron.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: DOUGLAS on April 25, 2007, 06:07:52 AM
SO ASPIES ARE FREMEN AND ALEX IS MWA-DIB
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:09:55 AM
My name is a killing word.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 06:37:26 AM
SO ASPIES ARE FREMEN AND ALEX IS MWA-DIB
i am lost.
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:37:54 AM
The Duke will DIE before these eyes!!
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:42:10 AM
:litigious: :arrr:
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:44:18 AM
Litigious IS the Worm! The Worm IS the Spice!
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:51:28 AM
That makes perfect sense to me.  8)
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:53:33 AM
The little one!

THE LITTLE ONE!
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 07:18:17 AM
OFF WITH HIS HEAD! :arrr:
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 07:20:37 AM
He was brought to us as is, my Lord!
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: ozymandias on April 25, 2007, 10:10:39 AM
Maud'ib
Title: Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
Post by: Calandale on April 26, 2007, 12:57:33 AM
Mauve bib.