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I'm a little too tired to think about what I would do, but I wanted to ask the question. I think of the first things i'd do, I would check my records and shit to see if according to them I was always female, or not.
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I'd go to a pub and start a 'Wot you looking at!?' style fight in which I got to punch
the person out and not have my behaviour thought very unladylike but a part of my 'macho' culture :laugh:
And I'd have a wank to see if it's better for men
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oh no she didn't.
you go girlfriend.
etc....
i would walk around all day using the ricky lake one liners that would get me my arse kicked as a man, but is acceptable for a woman to make....and ghey men.
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well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy
then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain
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well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy
then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain
Are you the love child of McJagger and Flourescent ??
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Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.
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Be a slutty cumbucket I suppose. :-[
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Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.
This is just one of the many reasons we need you.
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well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy
then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain
Are you the love child of McJagger and Flourescent ??
i have been pwned.
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Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.
:plus:
had me lolling.
it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.
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Be a slutty cumbucket I suppose. :-[
Pretty much here too.
it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.
Can't piss at all in that condition. I have to let it go down a little.
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Be a slutty cumbucket I suppose. :-[
Pretty much here too.
it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.
Can't piss at all in that condition. I have to let it go down a little.
i just stand on a stool and lean way over.
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i just stand on a stool and lean way over.
Oh, I can force it downward, I just can't force the piss out.
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well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy
then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain
Are you the love child of McJagger and Flourescent ??
i have been pwned.
Yah new daddy *latch*
Can I have some ice-cream
Can I have some ice-cream
Can I have some ice-cream
Can I have some ice-cream
Can I have some ice-cream
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I'd, um, explore my new body.
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Didn't we have this thread once already? ???
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I looked for it, but i didn't find it.
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it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.
I rarely have that problem.
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I think I would first go back to sleep, I'd tell my father that I am having a crisis of sexual identity and i wanna stay home. Then later i'd wake up and pee. Then I would come downstairs and eat something, and wait for any sign of unusual reaction from my father. If there is none, I'd ask him if I was always female. I'd call a few friends to see if they think i'm female. If it is eventually established that i've always been female, but that is the only difference, i'd come back up to my room, and check to see if i had any bras. If I had any, i'd put one on, and then sit down here, start drinking a beer, and start attention whoring in all my usual places. Maybe go do an instance, razorfen kraul maybe.
I'd check to see if i had a nice singing voice, and whether my pussy lips are the tucked in kind or the open kind, and if i haden't already I would consider having laser surgery to remove all the hair below my waist even more seriously than I do now.
After enough attention whoring and wasting time, i'd go to sleep.
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Find a dildo and play with my boobs. ;)
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I looked for it, but i didn't find it.
Maybe it was deja vu?
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i'd scratch my balls, go pee, have a wank and compare orgasms... and go running in my newly boobless, braless existence. i'd start working out and wearing a kilt. i'd put on make up and go to a gay bar and make out with other guys. then i'd go pick up a girl and be a macho jerk. i'd see how much more i can eat and drink.
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i'd scratch my balls, go pee, have a wank and compare orgasms... and go running in my newly boobless, braless existence. i'd start working out and wearing a kilt. i'd put on make up and go to a gay bar and make out with other guys. then i'd go pick up a girl and be a macho jerk. i'd see how much more i can eat and drink.
careful, you might get laid.
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don't matter, i'm bi. :laugh:
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don't matter, i'm bi. :laugh:
a bi-virgin?
care to explain how that works.
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It's a matter of tastes. I'm straight, though
I've played with males. All seems reasonable to
me.
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I would get plastered and see if I got as horny as many of my female friends do when they drink.
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are you telling me all virgins are supposed to be asexual or something?
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are you telling me all virgins are supposed to be asexual or something?
i would classify them as non or not yet sexuals.
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are you telling me all virgins are supposed to be asexual or something?
i would classify them as non or not yet sexuals.
I would not accept that sexuality has much to do with
experience. Some people do find things out about themselves
through actually trying, but I think that the inherent sexuality
is something different from the behavior.
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i'm attracted to both males and females, that makes me bi in my book.
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I have the same book.
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I also agreee with Calandale. Orientation is more about what is in your mind than how much experience you have.
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This is a most disturbing question, I will not answer it.
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This is a most disturbing question, I will not answer it.
I can't imagine not having considered it.
I presume that it is something that any
inquisitive person WOULD have thought
of, so I can only imagine that you're
uncomfortable with the conclusions
that you came to about yourself.
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i'm attracted to both males and females, that makes me bi in my book.
Changing genders might prove dull for you then..... I mean if you strap a dildo on with a French tickler on it, it's about the same. :-\
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I'd want to cop a feel, right away, sure, but as soon as possible, I would want to find out if I was as much of a SCREAMER as I think I would be.
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i'm attracted to both males and females, that makes me bi in my book.
Changing genders might prove dull for you then..... I mean if you strap a dildo on with a French tickler on it, it's about the same. :-\
heh, i dunno... it would be cool to be a guy cuz gay guys are teh hottest. :P it's totally different to kiss a guy when you're a guy yourself. and i'd be all gay and stuff and wear pink shirts and well, i'd probably be more femme than i am now. just for fun. :P at the moment it's an effort to brush my hair.
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I'm a male Lesbian..... does that count for anything ??
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i'm attracted to both males and females, that makes me bi in my book.
Changing genders might prove dull for you then..... I mean if you strap a dildo on with a French tickler on it, it's about the same. :-\
heh, i dunno... it would be cool to be a guy cuz gay guys are teh hottest. :P it's totally different to kiss a guy when you're a guy yourself. and i'd be all gay and stuff and wear pink shirts and well, i'd probably be more femme than i am now. just for fun. :P at the moment it's an effort to brush my hair.
Gee, sounds like you'd be kinda like me.
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I guess being a male lesbian doesn't count for anything....
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yeah somebody's been watching L Word :eyebrows:
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put my dress on and go to work
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I would go to a bar and break up a fight. I've always thought it was so cool that when a few guys get rowdy and start beating on each other :boxers:, some of the more level-headed guys in the room can pull them apart and calm them down. Yeah, that's what I'd do. ;D
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The first thing I would do is have a wank of course. Then I would make getting a head job my priority. And maybe a fuck later in the day.
I'd bust some moves on a chick and try to have sex with her, but for the most part, I think I'd spend most of the day wanking once I'd got the head job and the fuck out the way.
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Hopefully my tits would be big enough that I could suck my own nipples. :boobs:
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Hopefully my tits would be big enough that I could suck my own nipples. :boobs:
Sucking your own nipples is overrated. Get someone to go down on you, that's better!
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Write my name in the snow. :pee:
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Write my name in the snow. :pee:
:laugh:
I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.
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Write my name in the snow. :pee:
:laugh:
I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.
Lit?? Is that you?? :laugh:
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I'd see what faping would feel like. You gotta find a spot when fingering is it like that with faping?
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I'd see what faping would feel like. You gotta find a spot when fingering is it like that with faping?
No, but it takes a certain rythm and feel. I'd love for you to do it to me. :eyelash: I'm not stingy, i'd return the favor.
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Write my name in the snow. :pee:
:laugh:
I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.
Lit?? Is that you?? :laugh:
The scary thing is, when I posted that I actually nearly wrote that maybe I should hook up with Lit if he was a chick and I was a guy!
:plus: < But only in theory, because we all know you are a pussy about staying at 69.... :P
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If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)! :green:
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If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)! :green:
:rofl:
Also, :plus:, and I can't believe I didn't predict you were going to say that! :duh:
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Put on my watch and time how long it takes before anyone notices a difference.
If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)! :green:
What, not a carbon-fibre pussy? :zoinks:
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I would sit on the porch in the morning playing with my tits.
At night I'd put my hands down my pants and play with my pussy and clit.
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I would sit on the porch in the morning playing with my tits.
At night I'd put my hands down my pants and play with my pussy and clit.
^^ this
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Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG. :orly:
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Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG. :orly:
That guy is a moronic joke, Lit. You don't like him do you?
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He's kinda entertaining. ;)
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Meehh. He's a joke, and a nigger.
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I would pee standing up to see how good my aim is.
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I'd continue with my boring life. Wear the same clothes an everything.
I'll miss wanking and aiming my piss though. Fingering looks awkward to do. I already have a half set of tits so I'd be used to having a proper pair.
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would be still attracted to females . definite lesbian material
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I would be rubbing my eyes, stretching, and then all of a sudden realise it wasn't the way I was used to.
Maybe I would wake a bit more sudden and quickly that very day.
Don't want to try though. My BF is not into guys.
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I would be rubbing my eyes, stretching, and then all of a sudden realise it wasn't the way I was used to.
Maybe I would wake a bit more sudden and quickly that very day.
Don't want to try though. My BF is not into guys.
Theoretically, it's only for a day. You could have a threesome together :eyebrows:
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I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge. :laugh:
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I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge. :laugh:
I would be that type. :laugh:
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I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge. :laugh:
I would be that type. :laugh:
Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy! :laugh:
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Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy! :laugh:
Bra is the first thing I shed as soon as I hit the door, off goes the bra and on goes the cami & oversized t-shirt. I have yet to ever find one that doesn't turn me into a miserable cranky bitch after 2 hours. I'm always picking at the straps. I think if they made one that didn't fit so close to your skin (impossible) I wouldn't have any problems.
I have issues. ::)
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Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy! :laugh:
Bra is the first thing I shed as soon as I hit the door, off goes the bra and on goes the cami & oversized t-shirt. I have yet to ever find one that doesn't turn me into a miserable cranky bitch after 2 hours. I'm always picking at the straps. I think if they made one that didn't fit so close to your skin (impossible) I wouldn't have any problems.
I have issues. ::)
Funny, I actually sleep in a bra (I also have nearly fallen asleep in the dentist's chair, so I must be undersensitive)! The trouble with my bras is that I keep them for years, till the elastic is shot. :emb:
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would be still attracted to females . definite lesbian material
Would probably be a gay guy. With any luck I'd be taller than my current 5'2". :snowman:
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Resume my life as normally as possible, but make obvious subtle changes like a better diet. I would take better care of myself definitely.
Of course, sexual experimentation with various 'objects' will be a new factor too. 8)
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Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG. :orly:
That guy is a moronic joke, Lit. You don't like him do you?
Don't underestimate Buttcoffee; he's a very clever guy. He's got a mind like a steel trap. He just hides it under several layers of demented silliness. :)
And I still think it would take ages for anyone even to notice that I'd changed genders. I'm not one of yer ultrafeminine girly-girl types. I too would be one of those fellas who absentmindedly belches, farts, and rearranges his package in public. ;D
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Nothing more to add than what others would do. Boring me. The whole sit at home all day and playing with yourself seemed like the general consensus. High sensible choice.
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Nothing more to add than what others would do. Boring me. The whole sit at home all day and playing with yourself seemed like the general consensus. High sensible choice.
^ Boring. I already said I was going out for a head job and a fuck. (Albiet having spent the morning wanking!)
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I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\
Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.
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You don't have to live without it. You can just keep it in your purse.
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Now thats funny. :plus:
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I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\
Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.
But sitting down is so much more restful! :laugh:
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You don't have to live without it. You can just keep it in your purse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 :2thumbsup:
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I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\
Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.
But sitting down is so much more restful! :laugh:
Well I don't know if you've noticed Cbc, but i'm not a restful kind of a guy. 8)
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I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\
Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.
But sitting down is so much more restful! :laugh:
Well I don't know if you've noticed Cbc, but i'm not a restful kind of a guy. 8)
You should try it! :laugh:
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
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You don't have to live without it. You can just keep it in your purse.
It's just that when you forget them, after staying in a hotel or so, how will you find your own back, from the basket with lost items?
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
That's BRAVE! :agreed:
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
That's BRAVE! :agreed:
To me it sounds more...random. :zoinks:
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
That's BRAVE! :agreed:
To me it sounds more...random. :zoinks:
Not at all :insane:
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
That's BRAVE! :agreed:
To me it sounds more...random. :zoinks:
Not at all :insane:
See now, squandering those precious hours in a different body wanking and/or boinking all day is just such a waste. What do you accomplish through doing that? Absolutely zip-all. At least Bint's idea lets you accomplish something useful. Get rid of a problem person. Give the cops an impossible crime to solve. What else are they going to do, sit around and eat donuts? Pleasure is fleeting; homicide is permanent.
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
That's BRAVE! :agreed:
To me it sounds more...random. :zoinks:
Not at all :insane:
See now, squandering those precious hours in a different body wanking and/or boinking all day is just such a waste. What do you accomplish through doing that? Absolutely zip-all. At least Bint's idea lets you accomplish something useful. Get rid of a problem person. Give the cops an impossible crime to solve. What else are they going to do, sit around and eat donuts? Pleasure is fleeting; homicide is permanent.
Sounds like the ad campaign for next summer's blockbuster movie! :headbang2:
:plus:, and have a donut! :laugh:
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
totally inappropriate, but actually makes sense . If you were into that sort of thing
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How old would I be? PS I want my undies!
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How old would I be? PS I want my undies!
I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.
Which undies? Men's, or women's? :P
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How old would I be? PS I want my undies!
I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.
Which undies? Men's, or women's? :P
Ooops, threadkill! :zoinks:
Anyway, I'd want to be an alpha-type male, but an awesomely calm and controlled one, not a loudmouthed bully. I'd love to experience life as an alpha...I was born and raised to cower! :laugh:
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How old would I be? PS I want my undies!
I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.
Which undies? Men's, or women's? :P
Ooops, threadkill! :zoinks:
Anyway, I'd want to be an alpha-type male, but an awesomely calm and controlled one, not a loudmouthed bully. I'd love to experience life as an alpha...I was born and raised to cower! :laugh:
That's a good one, but couldn't you change to be more of an alpha woman if you aren't happy the way you are?
I think it's mainly a question of self-confidence.
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How old would I be? PS I want my undies!
I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.
Which undies? Men's, or women's? :P
Ooops, threadkill! :zoinks:
Anyway, I'd want to be an alpha-type male, but an awesomely calm and controlled one, not a loudmouthed bully. I'd love to experience life as an alpha...I was born and raised to cower! :laugh:
That's a good one, but couldn't you change to be more of an alpha woman if you aren't happy the way you are?
I think it's mainly a question of self-confidence.
I just don't think I'm wired to be an alpha woman. I've never wanted to tell anyone else what to do. I know, it does sound contradictory...I'd likie to be more confident, but not to the point of being "in charge" of anyone else. :-\
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If I woke up a dude I wouldn't stop touching myself until it fell off.
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and I'd try to get blowjobs, and I'd drink water all the time and hang out in mens bathrooms all day peeking at the next guy at the urinal. I dont mind getting beat up. . And I'd probably do all kinds of things women are not allowed to do (except become a Freemason, that just seems boring) And I'd try to wear a chastity device. I bet I'd like it.
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Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.
oh yeah ! that too !
I'd pee on all kinds of things. I'd write my name in the snow.
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Wake with a boner, I guess.
Then take some time to realise what it was I was feeling. :nerdy:
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I'd get arrested 'cause I'd refuse to wear clothes. :dunno:
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Spend about eight hours in the shower.
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
What if your fingerprints didn't change?
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
What if your fingerprints didn't change?
Then I'd be screwed.
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone. That way I would never get caught.
What if your fingerprints didn't change?
Then I'd be screwed.
Rational answer!
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I'm a little too tired to think about what I would do, but I wanted to ask the question. I think of the first things i'd do, I would check my records and shit to see if according to them I was always female, or not.
I would jack off and also attempt to fillate myself.
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I would stay home and play with mytself all day i suppose?
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Find some cute classically autie lady to jump in bed with :D I can think of a few who I so would.
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I'd go get laid.
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Shove my cock in a random girl's mouth.
I really would get a blow job. Just to see what all the fuss is about.
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Shove my cock in a random girl's mouth.
I really would get a blow job. Just to see what all the fuss is about.
I take it you have been one of those "random girls".
God bless you :harp: