INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Scrapheap on April 09, 2007, 10:50:41 PM
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Do your worst. :finger: :evillaugh:
Of course you will be given a grade ....... and possibly oral sex. :-*
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I want you.
Or thoud I lithp that?
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I was going to give you a .5 for your first attempt. It licked the sweat off a dead mans balls.
2.0 for your edit though. No blowjob, but I'll give you a reach around. :reach:
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You fucking Analslime white thrash, my brother has been to your town and he told me that it's a niggertown but some of the niggers are white. :eyebrows: ;)
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coward.
all cozy in your cowards country. being subjugated by their extreme anti-freedom laws.
if you weren't such a cozy coward, you'd move.
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(That's actually partly true, though I can only move within the EU without great efforts. And my brother has been to Anaheim for real.)
Fucking dyslectic semi-illiterate plebian.
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anus dwelling gerbil.
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Gerbil loving anus !!! :P
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I would but I'm retired.
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Too much anal leakage ??
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you're just a skidmark on the underwear of humanity.
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You're cuddly.
(http://www.dark-sanity.com/1163985324843.gif)
I....I think I lose.
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No one wants to flame you Nomaken. I guess it's a little too much effort to come up with some way to flame someone who doesn't really care about anything.
Oops, now I'm wearing the "Kick Me" sign.
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No one wants to flame you Nomaken. I guess it's a little too much effort to come up with some way to flame someone who doesn't really care about anything.
Oops, now I'm wearing the "Kick Me" sign.
i tried. and i may have succeeded. his solution was to ignore me.
i get that alot.
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When did you succede? Not that I don't think it is possible, i just don't remember.
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Fucking Hermaphrodite freak !!! Go fuck yourself !!! (litterally)
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When did you succede? Not that I don't think it is possible, i just don't remember.
i took the fact that you ignored me as a sign of success.
but now you aren't so i am once again a failure....truce?
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no truce then may as well enjoy the battlefield.
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Truce sounds good although I dont remember waging war on you. You could flame me all you want, i just don't plan to return it. Also, I just wanted an excuse to post those cute kitties.
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I don't even need to flame you. You being you is punishment enough.
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I don't even need to flame you. You being you is punishment enough.
pwned.
hey wait. nomaken is my new ally.
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sexist pig
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The cookies you bring to our bake sales are sub-par, and people have reported that they taste stale, and sometimes cause rectal bleeding. I question your culinary abilities and/or your possible psychopathic motives.
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I can understand that you call yourself "Crazy Bitch", you suicidal, moronic psychology studing fake aspie you. :eyebrows:
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You know how to please the ladies: You wipe the drink off your face with a napkin, say "I'm sorry I bothered you," and walk away.
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sexist pig
differences of opinion. that wasn't much of a flame.
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You sorry excuse for a girlfriend !!! You leave teeth marks on your boyfriends dick. He tried to do you in the poop shute 'cause he couldn't tell which end was which.
The last meal you TRIED to cook, your BF couldn't eat so he gave it to your dog. Your dog took a bite and then started to lick its butt to get the taste out of it's mouth.
Your knowledge of psycology sucks so bad, even Sigmund Freud thinks you're a quack !!!
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I have no idea who you are. Quit cyclin' through screen names like 2 dollar whores.
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Fat, psychopathic pedophile child abuser wannabee.
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filthy fanny felcher.
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Nice use of alliteration.
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Powerful flame, that.
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whiny emo who smells
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rosie o'donnel watching college aged girl.....who smells.
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A better title for this thread I feel >:D
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A better title for this thread I feel >:D
Are you saying we suck ??
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We're impotently flaming each other rather than ruthlessly. Even this flame was impotent.
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Just like you.
(You had to see that one coming- so to speak.)
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I didn't, but it was very clever. :laugh: :clap:
I gotta quit making myself the subject of peoples flames. Their heart doesn't seem into it.
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A better title for this thread I feel >:D
Are you saying we suck ??
I'm saying we're not really shining with the insults lately: :laugh:
whiny emo who smells
rosie o'donnel watching college aged girl.....who smells.
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You smell like a guinea pig's cage in high humidity and your I.Q. is 1.70 standard deviations below the norm, ± .05.
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You're overeducated. Already. :smarty:
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You're overeducated. Already. :smarty:
I don't believe I've ever heard that one, before. I intend to use it. I can apply it widely.
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For being regaled as such assholes and trolls on other sites... we're really not living up to our reputation. So who is getting the hamsters and elderberries flame?
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Somebody who's heard it a thousand times before, I'm sure.
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hey you imbeciles; you're supposed to be flaming!
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That wasn't a nice thing to say.
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"Bitchy ass bird", eh? Don't you mean "bitch asp' nerd"? :eyebrows:
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You should take flaming lessons from Nomaken.
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And you should take some potassium cyanide. 8)
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You should take some potassium nitrate and leave the young girls alone. :evillaugh:
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i just cannot flame callaway.
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You chain smoking chicken shit, you know you want to, come on show some cajones!
(I'v been avoiding this thread for awhile, but the time has come......give me your best shot, make me cry. :'( :P )
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young love?
no, more like pussy whipped by every half way decent young female on this board.
hell, your momma issues translates to you being led around by your crotch by any girl who shows you the time of day.
there. happy? i broke my vow.
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:clap: ahahahahahahahahahahaha admit it, you were just waiting for the right incentive......... :evillaugh: As for being "crotch leashed" you would have been right 20 years ago. :laugh: Try again.....that was good for a warm up. :P
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:clap: ahahahahahahahahahahaha admit it, you were just waiting for the right incentive......... :evillaugh: As for being "crotch leashed" you would have been right 20 years ago. :laugh: Try again.....that was good for a warm up. :P
but that was the best i had.
i thunk it was good, too!
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Yeah, but I'v seen better from you! ;) Alas, it's bedtime for me, so you got all night to really think of a ripper! >:D
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In which hole?
And you should take some potassium cyanide. 8)
I'd like to try it. I tend to eat things that might kill
me anyhow. Something of a self-preservation instinct.
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Bird boy: you never catch the worm because no matter how early you are, you're still a loser, and the early loser bird just deprives himself needlessly of sleep when he should just hit the snooze button and count on another day of eating lice off of his superiors.
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But, I don't like worms. Lice on the other hand....
Anyhow, as to a flame, your avie is too small for my
poor eyesight.
I'm almost as good at this as Nomaken.
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Thank you. ^_~
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Your welcome, sweetie.
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You are so cute.
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That is what You think.
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Your shoes make bigger tracks than your intellect, you have petnames your pimples and you wink with both eyes.
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You're trying to derail this away from the
warm fuzzy feeling some of us instilled
in the idea of flaming.
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Hey, warm fuzz burns pretty well, last time I noticed.
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I'm glad that you're getting more into the feeling.
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I could cut and paste from the parents board at WP and pwn you all, that's how bad you lot are.
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I could cut and paste from the parents board at WP and pwn you all, that's how bad you lot are.
Are you going to moderate on that fora too??
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I could cut and paste from the parents board at WP and pwn you all, that's how bad you lot are.
Are you going to moderate on that fora too??
ForUM. God knows your thread needs moderating.
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I'm glad someone else is bothered by
misused Latin. I'm too tired of feeling
prissy to correct everyone.
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I could cut and paste from the parents board at WP and pwn you all, that's how bad you lot are.
Are you going to moderate on that fora too??
ForUM. God knows your thread needs moderating.
It's fora according to the smartest asspiiie in the world. ::)
I'm so magnificent, I can moderade my thread through telepathy. you need an army of helpers. :P
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I'm glad someone else is bothered by
misused Latin. I'm too tired of feeling
prissy to correct everyone.
Try sticking a gerbil up your ass, you'll be back to your old self in no time.
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It's fora according to the smartest asspiiie in the world. ::)
Fora is the plural of forum. You were talking about just one.
I'm glad someone else is bothered by
misused Latin. I'm too tired of feeling
prissy to correct everyone.
Try sticking a gerbil up your ass, you'll be back to your old self in no time.
Can't get anything up there right now. It's so fucking swollen.
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Try sticking a gerbil up your ass, you'll be back to your old self in no time.
Can't get anything up there right now. It's so fucking swollen.
Lemmiwinks Oh Lemmiwinks.......... :laugh:
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I'm glad someone else is bothered by
misused Latin. I'm too tired of feeling
prissy to correct everyone.
i am tired of 80's sweater married manson family members.
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I'm glad someone else is bothered by
misused Latin. I'm too tired of feeling
prissy to correct everyone.
i am tired of 80's sweater married manson family members.
I'm tired of postwhoring longshoremen with cute families.
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I like spammers.
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I like spammers.
hickory smoked, tuber!
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Your feigned indifference is transparent. You're masking the fact that you're the only man alive to have penis envy. You're not half the man Martha Stewart is.
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did you get bitten by a bug?
no? that's your breasts......
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You smell so terrible the people around you fart to make the odor more tolerable.
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That wasn't a fart. That was your inflatable bra. :eyebrows:
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look at mr moneybags, counting his wad of....ones.
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THAT was a flame? Try to pwn a dead guy in a picture?
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And how is that different from you ??
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You sure do have to try hard to
even keep up with a decent spammer.
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You sure do have to try hard to
even keep up with a decent spammer.
Tha't because I have a life offline you tosser!!!
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was that last post by flo's twin!
pwned.
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Must suck having AS and all youre such a stupid retard for thinking you can pwn the likes of me because i'm on a gluten free diet god it makes me so horny to eat this much ginsing it makes me hurt for jessica but the bitch wont call me back so i have to jack off to keep from going crazy GOD I feel good it must be all the ginkoba magic pixie dust need to take that more often You gus just don't know how much attention i get bagging groceries women tell me all the time how hot I am god i'm so fucking horny right now it hurts I should probably just go spank it right now thingking of jessica god I cant wait to fuck her What the hell was I talking about anyways ??
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dick!
i had to plus you for that.
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He made about as much sense with that one as with all that lemon curry spam.
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dick!
i had to plus you for that.
And someone minused it right away. I think I have a secret hater on this site. ::)
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Must suck having AS and all youre such a stupid retard for thinking you can pwn the likes of me because i'm on a gluten free diet god it makes me so horny to eat this much ginsing it makes me hurt for jessica but the bitch wont call me back so i have to jack off to keep from going crazy GOD I feel good it must be all the ginkoba magic pixie dust need to take that more often You gus just don't know how much attention i get bagging groceries women tell me all the time how hot I am god i'm so fucking horny right now it hurts I should probably just go spank it right now thingking of jessica god I cant wait to fuck her What the hell was I talking about anyways ??
Gee, when I did a post like that...he took me seriously! + just because I feel like it!! :-*
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dick!
i had to plus you for that.
And someone minused it right away. I think I have a secret hater on this site. ::)
Sure wasn't me.
People who opt out of the Karma game
shouldn't be allowed to yay or ghey.
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Sopmeone is smiting your karma too. Wasn't it up to 84 or something ??
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Wow. 'tis true. Not that i pay too much attention
to it. I hope it's not pee, as I thought he wanted
a flame war.
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Well, I'll bump you to 80, I think we have a serial Karma killer on the loose.
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Not me, I will "YAY" once in awhile, but I don't "Ghey" anymore.
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We all suck for ignoring this game.
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i think that it must be kosmonaught.
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i think that it must be kosmonaught.
You might be right.
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let's ruthlessly flame him in this thread.
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I can't say i know enough about him to rip on him. :-\
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Small minds are always more difficult to assess.
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i think that it must be kosmonaught.
I don't think so. I think he would consider it unfair to use karma now.
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I can't flame Callaway. She's above these things. :-\
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i think that it must be kosmonaught.
I don't think so. I think he would consider it unfair to use karma now.
For someone who thinks that way he sure has 'unknown action' next to his name on the who's online page often enough ::)
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i think that it must be kosmonaught.
I don't think so. I think he would consider it unfair to use karma now.
For someone who thinks that way he sure has 'unknown action' next to his name on the who's online page often enough ::)
What does 'unknown action' mean anyway?
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When unknown action comes up next to a regular member's name it means they are either using the karma system or editing a post. Perhaps he just edits his posts a lot???
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When unknown action comes up next to a regular member's name it means they are either using the karma system or editing a post.
Maybe he was editing a post, then?
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What you going to obessively edit his post because you are overstimulated?
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What you going to obessively edit his post because you are overstimulated?
I'm going to obsessively edit you.
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What you going to obessively edit his post because you are overstimulated?
No, I don't edit other people's posts, although I did try to translate one of yours for Odeon.
I didn't edit your post directly though; I just copied it.
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I wish you would edit Flo's posts, though, because he never does it himself and somebody should.
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I did, but it got tedious. Plus, people told me to stop.
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I wish you would edit Flo's posts, though, because he never does it himself and somebody should.
I do it all the time, I even made a thread for it.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3790.0 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3790.0)
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Fuckn fat ass shouldn talk that how i likem flabby guts turn off fit is ok well mess up that way i am trying best in life so flamming me has no effect
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Fuckn fat ass if I was doing heavy drugs like heroin at least I'd have an excuse for being so incoherent in life so flamming me has no effect
Fixed.
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:LMAO:
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Look, the fat asses are stickin' together.
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And you're disappointed because you are not invited?
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odeon does not look like John Lennon
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Kevv does not look like a green and pink fractal.
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PMS Elle doesn't look like--wait, we need pics of the real thing! :evillaugh:
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Odeon's comment only made me smile and laugh once- the pathetic bastard couldn't even get two laughs. Wasted effort. :wanker:
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PMS Elle bra committed suicide for it was living a empty life.
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And you're disappointed because you are not invited?
I did want to wiggle MY fat bum against someone.
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But you can't even get laid among the fatties?
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Won't.
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That's about the lamest flame I've read in this thread. PMS tried but couldn't lower herself to your level, it seems.
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I thought that denying you sex was a decent flame.
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Half-arsed. My wife does that part better than you do.
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I'd say a quarter YOUR arse.
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:LMAO: +
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I don't have to do anything, Odeon does a good job flaming himself without me. :laugh:
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Just as well, considering.
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:plus:
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calandale is so out of fucking gas he has to resort to emote-whoring
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Nobody could come up with anything for Scrap?
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MLA is a ginge. :hahaha:
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CBC doesn't know that baby-MLA is a Ginge, but MLA himself is not :hahaha:
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MLA is only twice as smart as Pentagram.
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Semicolon is one of the lesser-used punctuation marks; it was used only 0.30% of the time in 2000.
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Callaway doesn't qualify her statistics properly. Was I used in only 0.30% of all documents? Were only 0.30% of all punctuation marks used semicolons? Is this a measure of all documents, or of a specific type of document? Did Callaway notice that she used a semicolon in her post? :hahaha:
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Callaway doesn't qualify her statistics properly. Was I used in only 0.30% of all documents? Were only 0.30% of all punctuation marks used semicolons? Is this a measure of all documents, or of a specific type of document? Did Callaway notice that she used a semicolon in her post? :hahaha:
:smarty:
I was throwing you a bone.
From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semicolon
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Callaway regularly abuses her admin powers and causes wholesome upstanding members like Richard ( :zoinks:) to leave.
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Oh, me next!
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Hiphop Grandma is too chicken to flame the person above her.
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Pfft. I've heard better insults from 10 year olds at the playground. Time to finish your juicebox and take your afternoon nap!
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Hiphop Grandma's hat is on sideways. :hahaha:
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Hiphop Grandma's hat is on sideways. :hahaha:
Ha, Flaming CBC? This will be all too easy.
You are...well...that is, you....you think....ah...ummm...Oh God is it hot in here...CBC YOU ARE....a gorgeous little Weeble and I am so pleased you are here.
Crap.
She was sweating me.
I did not have a chance.
I am sorry CBC please go easy on me
*Whimpers*
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Al has lost his edge
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MLA gave the Plank dating advice. :hahaha:
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MLA gave the Plank dating advice. :hahaha:
:LMAO:
Ouch thats gonna be hard to live down :plus:
(I can't think of anything to flame Callaway with was just posting this :laugh:)
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1. MLA the Mod that saved Alex the energy and kicked his own arse.
2. Callaway will beat your emotion to bloody ruins with her encyclopedic knowledge and cutting edge logic. Sad? Fucking run!
3. Thank Fuck Sexy Cthulhu found I2. I mean when life leaves you as a minority upon a minority (A young homosexual sea creature) then finding any forum to take you in is hard. If not for I2 ten who else would bother?
That's how we do it.
"Do I have a fucking problem?" No I love all you guys :-*
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Al is a wuss with a secret crush on Binty. :hahaha:
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Al is a wuss with a secret crush on Binty. :hahaha:
:lol:
Odeon has secret Glee watching meetings with Hadron :hahaha:
(Flaming is not my Forte)
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Yes you are a terrible flamer and have the ugliest avatar since Richard's dick photo.
Odeon on the other hand? 50000 posts! Yay! Shame 25000 of them were whining about headaches and 20000 were written ineligibly whilst plied with anchor steam and crisps leaving 5000 split evenly between sighs/shrugs/grumbles
Grumpy old men and their postings. :asthing:
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Les really does want to fuck PMS Elle :autism: :asthing:
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MLA wants it too but would settle for Al if need be.
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Odeon has made 50000 posts on an internet forum. :hahaha:
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What really bothers you is that you can't read anything that long. :hahaha:
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The only "long" thing about Odeon is his list of posts on this forum. :smarty:
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It takes a "semi" to know. You know, almost but not quite it.
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( I can't ruthlessly flame so I'll try and be as unoriginal and pathetic as possible)
(^ and if any of you dare use that against me I'll neuter you with a spoon >:D :laugh:)
You're all ghey! :hitler:
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Walking Hentai doesn't have a spoon big enough to do the job :hahaha:
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MLA's new avatar is really shit on a stick, but he became so emotionally attached to it, he had to give it a name.
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CG only thinks that cuz she is a filthy hippy :2thumbsup:
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Jeremy's just a clean hippy and they're just as bad as the filthy ones.
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Jack has four balls. :orly:
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CBC actually hates food and eats because of her depression over Odeon having A FAR HIGHER POSTCOUNT THAN HER :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
( I feel bad now :laugh:)
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Squiddy's avatar needs to buy bigger blouses because her bewbs are falling out and she looks like a tart! :squiddy:
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CBC doesn't realize that she complimented Jack; four balls equals one walk. :toporly:
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Little does Semicolon realize that jacks don't walk, they ROLL. :hahaha:
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CBC is a terrible weeble.
Her wobble is so bad that she broke her finger in a door , rather than just wobbling away. :hahaha:
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Squiddy is an inefficient cephalopod. With all those tentacles, why can't he post faster? :dunno:
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CBC doesn't realise I have a life therefore not enough to time to postwhore. :zoinks:
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Squiddy doesn't realize that the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS, and is more important than real life. :zoinks:
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Semicolon is a fuckwit for taking a sharp exit! :zoinks:
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Ok you. I have had enough of you. Ever since you have been here you have been posting, posting on this board. I have seen it and i have read it. It is there I tell you. You have the temerity to make more than occassional sense and keep contributing. What the fuck!
You seem to think that this is acceptable. It is hardly acceptable. You are obviously hiding an evil side of you and think no one is on you. I have you pegged lady. Evil. I may have to update my guide entry. Evil side...just like that bloody weeble.
So what is to be done with you. I do not know yet. I will have to think about it. So far i have conspiracy theories...but one day... :mischief:
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You are clearly a n00b, Al Swearengen
And not H@X0R
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You are clearly a n00b, Al Swearengen
And not H@X0R
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A Noob maybe but a haxor? A fucking haxor! Is that what you called me you low vile slime sucking scum. A fucking haxor is it! You low degenerate piece of fucking shit. You syphillis ridden, cancerous lump of asshatery. You delusional mental midget. Fucking haxor. I am through putting up with snot nosed brain dead fuckwits like you coming on and making such proclamations!
Ummm...what's a haxor :P
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A Noob maybe but a haxor? A fucking haxor! Is that what you called me you low vile slime sucking scum. A fucking haxor is it! You low degenerate piece of fucking shit. You syphillis ridden, cancerous lump of asshatery. You delusional mental midget. Fucking haxor. I am through putting up with snot nosed brain dead fuckwits like you coming on and making such proclamations!
Ummm...what's a haxor
Oh dear oh dear oh dear...just what in gawds name is wrong with you, man. Go and check your toolbox. Even I, a mere woman, knows what a haxor is!!!
It is usually metal and has a handle and a blade thing that you can change. The bit you change is probably metal too, and is kind of jagged. The idea is, you hold the handle and push the jagged bit up and down something that requires cutting. Say, erm.. a table leg or something. You keep rubbing it back and forth in a repetitive motion until you have cut all the way through.
Be very careful with your digits, hands or lap etc... as a haxor is a cutting utensil.
I am shocked you are not familiar Al, i thought all men carried one around in their wallets or in the dash in the car.
Even my four year old has one, but his is plastic :tard:
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^ former blonde, thinks shes Einstein with her haircolor change
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^ Has a rabid bobcat for an avatar, really not badass at all. :hahaha:
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^ weebles when she walks....actually thats not a flame, cos we all think its cute :thumbup:
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^ meows
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^ Wants to be a lawyer. :zoinks:
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^ Wants to be a lawyer. :zoinks:
^ Doesn't like lawyers
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^ Wants to be a lawyer. :zoinks:
^ Doesn't like lawyers
^ Can't flame. :CanofWorms: :zoinks:
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^ Wants to be a lawyer. :zoinks:
^ Doesn't like lawyers
^ Can't flame. :CanofWorms: :zoinks:
^ makes fun of poor socially retarded aspies who can't find it in themselves to be mean to other aspies :zoinks:
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^ Wants to be a lawyer. :zoinks:
^ Doesn't like lawyers
^ Can't flame. :CanofWorms: :zoinks:
^ makes fun of poor socially retarded aspies who can't find it in themselves to be mean to other aspies :zoinks:
^ Plays the aspie card when he can't think of a proper flame. :hahaha:
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cbc didnt you know? i think I'm a better person than you because your fat! :zoinks:
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cbc didnt you know? i think I'm a better peron than you because your fat! :zoinks:
^ Has an undeservedly fast metabolism. :thumbdn:
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Has a slow metabolism. looks like a mouse
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I'm joking btw. you can call me retarded or whatev :blonde:
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Has a slow metabolism. looks like a mouse
In what way do I look like a mouse? Mice are small. :zoinks:
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I've seen fat mice before. :zoinks:
j/k. I've seen some cartoons with mice in them that reminds me of you for some reason. :santa:
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I've seen fat mice before. :zoinks:
j/k. I've seen some cartoons with mice in them that reminds me of you for some reason. :santa:
:lol1: That makes me laugh. I didn't think I looked like a mouse but OK.
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Maybe its cause mice are adorable, just like you. Not really a resemblence expect their personality. cuteness!
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Maybe its cause mice are adorable, just like you. Not really a resemblence expect their personality. cuteness!
But remember, I have cute smilies to enhance my posts! :cbc:
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Like this little guy. :seal:
I think that seal is blushing, Wich makes me go: aww, so cute!
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Like this little guy. :seal:
I think that seal is blushing, Wich makes me go: aww, so cute!
Yes, the seal has pink cheeks and is very endearing. :seal:
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Lets put him in a burrito and eat him! :seal:
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^ Heartless man would eat a baby seal burrito.
:seal:
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^ would make a purse out of that baby seal. :seal:
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Sometimes people have the odd stacked against them and make something truly worthy and valued out of their lives regardless and become someone to admire. Then there are people like Ricky. Sticky Dicky Ricky the bane of rational discussions everywhere.
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your health takes a turn for the worst again. multipal organ failure bro, :trollface:
No seal can save you! :seal:
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Have you ever had a stroke? Perhaps caused by a blood clot from your abused dick?
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didnt read the signs in life and now look at me. I'm a bad parent!
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didnt read the signs in life and now look at me. I'm a bad parent!
So, that's a yes on the stroke?
To be a parent you first have to have sex with a woman. When that day comes let us know. :hahaha:
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:butthurt:
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:butthurt:
^ Overuses THAT SMILEY! :zoinks:
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^Fat people always got a problem!
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:seal:
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^Fat people always got a problem!
^ Secretly longs to be able to put on 100 pounds. :yarly:
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Actually I do wish i could eat ALOT. Tacobell, sounds amazing right now, :laugh:
^Secretly wishes she could show me how to eat in bed. :evillaugh:
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Considers rookie cards to be the high point of his life.
No wait, that's true. :P
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^The high point of his life will be when the workmen have finally finished with his house.
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Would not know an "enemy" if it sodomised her and internally hemorrhaged her innards. :yarly:
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fuckin' thinks borat is funny. 'nuff said, :P
you fucking tard
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borat makes my ocd go up by 1,000%
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borat makes my ocd go up by 1,000%
would "attention whore" for one peso, would that he knew any ACTUAL spaniards willing to pay for his dumbass.
:facepalm2:
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^Wears this swimsuit:
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc132/valpak-2007/borat.jpg)
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^^makes "two girls one cup" look 'hot like Death Valley in August' in comparison. Leper Woman (http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4918429576004073&id=1a101e6a564808b81519ca642ac5b49c&url=http%3a%2f%2fgcmwatch.files.wordpress.com%2f2008%2f10%2fib071_lepre.jpg) has nothing on her!
:evillaugh:
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^fucking eats shit and likes it! washes his hair in SHIT. :P
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^^Has never seen, much less felt a woman's nethers.
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Well then. you are a woman so you feel them everyday, :laugh:
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way to not play the fucking game, dipshit.
I'm a woman?! Oh I'm crushed, CRUSHED I tell you! :wanker:
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Actually, I think you hate women. so when you become one, it devistates your world. :-*
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^^Literally looks like this: :nerdy:
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^ Gets funny feelings "down there" while giving his mother her sponge bath. :mischief:
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^ Once defended Meadow
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Eats babies
MLA's favorite Baby recipie!
1/2 c. butter
6 eggs
1 1/2 c. milk
1 1/2 c. flour
Select the recipe proportions to fit your pan, and get out the ingredients you will need.
Put the butter in the pan and set it into a 425 degree oven after first dusting the pan with nutmeg, then mix batter quickly while butter melts. Put eggs in blender container and whirl at high speed for 1 minute. With motor running, gradually pour in milk, then slowly add flour; continue whirling for 30 seconds.
(With a rotary beater, beat eggs until light and lemon colored; gradually beat in milk, then flour.)
Remove pan from oven with the butter melted and pour batter into the hot melted butter. Return the pan to the oven and bake until puffy and well browned, 20 to 25 minutes.
Serve Baby at once with any fruit topping, i.e. canned pie filling, hot fruit, fresh fruit. (Best - fresh strawberries then topped with whipped cream.) Syrups or powdered sugar is good, too.
A tip: Have everyone waiting at the table when the Dutch Baby comes out of the oven, while it is puffed up. Also I use cast iron skillet for the cooking.
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(Minus the milk, butter and eggs, that sounds delicious :green: )
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MLA for being a big softy and taking Richard under his wing, you are too soft MLA and there is no need for you to try and be a father figure to all I2's troubled young men - crikey this isn't the YMCA you know! :asthing:
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Bodie - for giving, and then taking away (emo)
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MLA eats soy products, voluntarily. :hahaha:
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CBC is awesome, and doesn't even know it :hahaha:
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CBC is awesome, and doesn't even know it :hahaha:
MLA is playing the flame game wrong! :laugh:
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CBC knows she is lucky in that respect. ^ :hahaha:
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odeon - for placing too many doormen on his site that were built like king kong and wouldn't let me post. :zoinks:
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^can't fill out a simple form :hahaha:
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^
Has no respect for people with form phobia.
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^cows don't know what forms are
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^
For once makes an accurate observation.
Cherish it, it may take another 47 years before you succeed doing something that clever again.
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For once makes an accurate observation.
Cherish it, it may take another 47 years before you succeed doing something that clever again.
Um... uh.... um....
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^About the most intelligent sentence he's uttered in 30 years.
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^For not understanding how difficult forms are for air head blonde mo fo's and ridiculing said individuals in a taunting manner :zoinks:
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^can't fill out a simple form :hahaha:
Anyhow, how come you know if the form is 'simple' or not? I can only assume you were once on that list yourself, and have had to use the form yourself :woohoo:
So i am double flaming odeon for having a dodgy ip address too!
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^ Flirts with men twice her age
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^Also flirts with men twice his age.
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^Also flirts with men twice his age.
^Knows every lyric to Defying Gravity from Wicked...
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...one liner posts...one liner videos even...
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^Table dancing Emo
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^Creepier that lives in his mother's basement :o
Oh wait.... thats me...
:lol1:
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^not so bright
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^ has trouble memorizing the dialogue from silent movies.
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^ has trouble memorizing the dialogue from silent movies.
^ Has seen all the silent movies.....first run
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^is sensitive about age-related matters
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^furnishes his home with items made using prison slaves :squiddy:
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^Likes Justin Bieber music
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^ Thinks people like him
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^ good for nothing obese neckbearded dole cheating bigoted twat who masturbates on public transport in front of young children. He hasn't bathed since 1963 and only eats krispy kream doughnuso that have been run over by garbage trucks. Has and iq of 43 and wears oversized hawaiian tshirts made by a three headed slave in siberia. He only comunicates via grunting and he pokes his tounge out all day.
To top it all off his favorite singer s are celine dion rebbecca black and justin beiber
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^ tries so hard
:lolwat:
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^ boring
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Who are you? :hahaha:
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Your momma's so fat... :hahaha:
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Your momma's so fat... :hahaha:
Not as fat as you. :trollface:
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Too Fat Polka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a31vY8YNTg#)
:trollface:
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^ Too big and bulky to dance any dance at all, with anyone, anywhere, at any time. Also, extinct. :hahaha:
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No one has written a song about how fat I am. :M :trollface: I'm not as extinct as your fashion sense. :hahaha:
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There is a song about me :cbc: wobbling yet not falling down.
There is no song written about you at all. Because nobody cares. :lol2: :trollface:
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There is a band dedicated to me: Link (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon_%28band%29) There's another band dedicated to Christian mastodons: Link (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastedon)
Where are the bands dedicated to Weebles? :trollface:
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Mastodons singing about Jesus? I'm supposed to envy that?! Yeah right. :lol2: :trollface:
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Mastodons singing about Jesus? I'm supposed to envy that?! Yeah right. :lol2: :trollface:
The band is humans singing about mastodons as if we were divine. Try to keep up. :hahaha:
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But mastodons are extinct. I guess that means God is dead then? :lol2: :trollface:
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The mastodons rose on the third day. You must have missed it. :zoinks:
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Doesn't matter. They're dead now. :lol2: :trollface:
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Lady Weeble should leave the theology to me.
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Shut up you old fart!! Why don't you just go and get your butts kicked by the Germans.... again!!! :voodoo:
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:queenie: is American.
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:queenie: is American.
So are you. :hahaha:
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Perhaps everyone on I2 is American. :tard:
Here you are: :autism:
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Perhaps everyone on I2 is American. :tard:
Here you are: :autism:
:hamsterwheel:
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Perhaps everyone on I2 is American. :tard:
Here you are: :autism:
:hamsterwheel:
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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Save your breath. No one wants to smell it. :zoinks:
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Just like no one wants you in general. :autism:
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Back on topic:
Can not, really. I feel that if I even open my fucking "mowf" in this overly-sensitive asshole's earshot, he will just call me out again with some other insanely lame, nonexistent conflict that he dreams up.
(How was that?)
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Whatever is eating you must be suffering horribly. :zoinks:
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I AM TEH Predator, Preyboy.
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The only kind of predator you are is a sexual predator. :autism:
Of course you'll never read this and instead ramble for around seven posts about me not answering a question despite the fact that I did but you're too lazy to read the answer. :autism:
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Does your mom know you're a whore? :zoinks:
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Your family already knows. :autism:
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I'm busy right now, may I ignore you some other time? :zoinks:
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Busy doing what, having an orgy with homeless people? :autism:
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Don't be jealous because I'm getting some. :zoinks:
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Borrowing someone's inflatable doll doesn't mean that you are getting some. :zoinks:
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Is lonely because he lent GG his inflatable doll and GG won't give it back.
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That's a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. :zoinks:
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You lent it to me.
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You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Chases ambulances
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I'm feeling jealous of all the people who have never met you. :zoinks:
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Your mother looks like an alien from Doctor Who
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Wishes he was as awesome as The Doctor.
Hell, he wishes he was as awesome as K9.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. :zoinks:
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Wishes he was as awesome as The Doctor.
Hell, he wishes he was as awesome as K9.
Hey, K9 is awesome. A loyal robot dog that talks, can play chess (beating The Doctor at it) and friggin shoots lasers. Who the hell wouldn't want that?!
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. :zoinks:
Your problem is that your mother looks like a Doctor Who alien had a very ugly baby with a Star Trek alien from the original series. Probably between a Zygon and the Gorn. :hahaha:
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You're a lot like Monday, in that no one likes you. :zoinks:
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Unlike you. No one cares about you that much.
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You should learn to take a joke as easily as you take a dick. :zoinks:
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You're easy to laugh at, if that's what you mean.
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How many times do I have to flush before you go away? :zoinks:
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Just flush yourself and be done with it.
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Calm down. I'll go fetch you a tampon. :zoinks:
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Who do you think you are? Prince Charles?
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Or Queen Victoria? :zoinks:
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I have trouble remembering names, do you mind if I just refer to you as that bastard? :zoinks:
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I have trouble remembering names, do you mind if I just refer to you as that bastard? :zoinks:
As long as I can refer to you as cunt? :autism:
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I have trouble remembering names, do you mind if I just refer to you as that bastard? :zoinks:
As long as I can refer to you as cunt? :autism:
And I'll call you the friendly neighborhood mangina. :zoinks:
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Not going to bother calling you names. You're insignificant.
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Whenever I type your name, autocorrect changes it to whore. :zoinks:
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Extremely jealous of their cousin (who starred in Caddyshack) to the point of making false appearances at conventions claiming to be him.
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Who left your cage open? :zoinks:
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^ Likely the same mad scientist who created the abomination you are.
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You're so ugly you scare the crap out of toilets. :zoinks:
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:soapbox:
You're so ugly you scare the crap out of toilets. :zoinks:
Yeah well, you're so ugly that if affects your self-esteem.
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Has tiny pink balls.
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Your breath is so bad your teeth are plotting an escape. :zoinks:
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Doesn't have any room to compare. Just look at your teeth.
(Sorry, not ruthlessly flamed. Victorian times were not known for dental hygiene.)
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Earth is full, so go home. :zoinks:
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Earth is full, so go home. :zoinks:
That'll be a problem for you Gopher considering that your own people don't even want you. :autism:
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I can't hear you with all that shit coming out of your mouth. :zoinks:
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I can't hear you with all that shit coming out of your mouth. :zoinks:
If it's coming out of my mouth, at least it's coming out somewhere. Unlike you where it never comes out so you've built up so much shit over such a long period of time, it's a wonder you haven't chocked to death on the sheer amount of shit you'll full of. :nerdy: