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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: McGiver on April 28, 2006, 05:13:57 AM
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everybody thinks their so adorable...
(http://www.hamsexy.com/pwned2.jpg)
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nice one. I'm keeping that. ;D
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Owwwwwwww.
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??? :o
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Looks more like an overgrown rat than a kitten to me.
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don't they all?
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I don't like human babies. They are thin and lanky at points, and lumpy and fat at others. And in the worst places. They've got no tail(I think the tail balances the picture of the animal, with no tail it looks odd to me), and HUGE heads. Humans become more attractive as they age in respect to their head to body ratio, but still the head of humans appears akward compared to most other animals. How many other animals can you think of that have a near perfect melon shaped head, and a flat face?
I dislike human babies so much I can't even make jokes about using them for non cuddling and petting purposes like killing them and/or eating them. Killing babies isn't fun, they are small, squishy, fulla bones, and don't have a lot of blood. They also have almost no meat on them. They don't even have a lot of meat on the limbs, so you can't make baby-chops. You'd need like 40 of them to make a meal. There is more meat on lambs!
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Dahmer!!!
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If eating humans were easy enough I wouldn't mind trying them(mind you, i might not even like human, i don't like fish.) But I cannot imagine how some series of events would make it easier to eat humans than cow or bird. Well I could, but it would have to be totally rediculous.
And I doubt that human could taste good enough to warrant me going as far out of my way as i'd need to to get it. You must understand the scope of my laziness. I will eat a cold can of chicken noodle because im too lazy to pull out the bowl, put in one cup of water, and cook it for a minute and 30 seconds. On the other hand if it did taste good enough to warrant all the effort and precautions, sure, no moral objections.
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In North Korea they eat each other.
the government has everything and they are completely cut off from the rest of the world.
the populace literally has nothing. NOTHING.
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I mean for me. I can imagine easily how eating people to survive could be possible anywhere else, but for me, it is easiest to get mcdonalds then hatch an elaborate scheme to trap, kill, eat, and hide human bodies.
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don't they all?
True. Around here most children look like overgrown rats too.
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Bump.
While I feel something for kittens and think they are adorably cute, I feel nothing for human babies. They eat, sleep and excrete. Ew. Plus they scream.
If I am on the bus and someone gets on with a baby, I move to the back of the bus, leaving other passengers to coo and smile at the baby. On the train I sit strategically at the furthest point from where people with babies and prams are supposed to sit. And should someone's baby start crying or screaming, I move to the next carriage.
Am I heartless and unfeeling?
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Bump.
While I feel something for kittens and think they are adorably cute, I feel nothing for human babies. They eat, sleep and excrete. Ew. Plus they scream.
If I am on the bus and someone gets on with a baby, I move to the back of the bus, leaving other passengers to coo and smile at the baby. On the train I sit strategically at the furthest point from where people with babies and prams are supposed to sit. And should someone's baby start crying or screaming, I move to the next carriage.
Am I heartless and unfeeling?
Nope. That crying and screaming is hard to take, even for the adoring parents. :zombiefuck:
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Wow, they have spaces meant for people with prams and babies in your trains?
That's a convenient thing.
Most of the times I'm not bothered by the sounds of babies. But daughter is. In the train we opt for the silence carriages.
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Wow, they have spaces meant for people with prams and babies in your trains?
That's a convenient thing.
Most of the times I'm not bothered by the sounds of babies. But daughter is. In the train we opt for the silence carriages.
Wow, they have silence carriages in your trains?
I would like that here.
;)
Yeah, there's two seats on each side next to the doors that are called Priority Seats. They are meant for seniors, people with disabilities and people carrying babies/have prams.
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Wow, they have spaces meant for people with prams and babies in your trains?
That's a convenient thing.
Most of the times I'm not bothered by the sounds of babies. But daughter is. In the train we opt for the silence carriages.
Wow, they have silence carriages in your trains?
I would like that here.
;)
Yeah, there's two seats on each side next to the doors that are called Priority Seats. They are meant for seniors, people with disabilities and people carrying babies/have prams.
The front benches on our city buses have a sign over them requesting that passengers vacate them
if elderly or disabled people board the bus. The bus driver can also use some hydraulic thingy
to lower the bus to the curb so the slow-footed can more easily reach the steps with our aching feet. :2thumbsup:
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Our buses have that hydraulic thing as well, plus a ramp that can be extended out to the ground.
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Our buses have that hydraulic thing as well, plus a ramp that can be extended out to the ground.
Ours also have a wheelchair lift on one side, and a wheelchair space with a seat belt. 8)
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That's cool, we don't have the wheelchair lift, but we do have the spaces on the bus for two wheelchairs. Gets pretty crowded when there is two of them.
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We do have such designated seats here too, but they are not for people with prams. For them the middle of the bus, close to the main exit is the most convenient place.
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I'll take the kitten. 8)
I've never understood the attraction with babies.
I think kids are cuter once they're walking and talking.
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I find many babies adorable to look at from a safe distance, but I don't want to hold them. :bonnet: :hide: :bonnet:
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I find many babies adorable to look at from a safe distance, but I don't want to hold them. :bonnet: :hide: :bonnet:
I know, but if you show your fear someone always plops one in your lap. :zombiefuck:
Without fail at every get-together or party I go to.
Whhhhyyyy?? :GA:
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I find many babies adorable to look at from a safe distance, but I don't want to hold them. :bonnet: :hide: :bonnet:
I know, but if you show your fear someone always plops one in your lap. :zombiefuck:
Without fail at every get-together or party I go to.
Whhhhyyyy?? :GA:
Maybe they think they're doing some sort of desensitization therapy. :tard:
I've only ever held one baby. The grandmother insisted. There's a photo. I look ... uneasy. :laugh:
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Human infants are horrid things and they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near cute innocent kitties.
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How about a crawling human baby with an infantile kitten. Kind of cool, really.
Maybe you just need a high five or two. I happen to have a chair nearby I do not care about.
:evillaugh:
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I find many babies adorable to look at from a safe distance, but I don't want to hold them. :bonnet: :hide: :bonnet:
I know, but if you show your fear someone always plops one in your lap. :zombiefuck:
Without fail at every get-together or party I go to.
Whhhhyyyy?? :GA:
Maybe they think they're doing some sort of desensitization therapy. :tard:
I've only ever held one baby. The grandmother insisted. There's a photo. I look ... uneasy. :laugh:
As a portrait photographer for over fourteen years, I have held hundreds of babies from all races and all ages and all cultural diversities. Babies are not so bad.
It is the parents of those babies who tried my patience.
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I'll take the kitten. 8)
I've never understood the attraction with babies.
I think kids are cuter once they're walking and talking.
Have you ever had the balz to refuse to look at brand new baby pics?
I have done so. I told this guy (old neighbor - kind of friendly but twenty years before he was a bully and BIG and I hated him, now many years have past but my spunk has not) that I have seen many baby pictures and I can only assume that HIS baby is even more ugly than most. I would not look at them.
I refused to take his new baby's pictures to look at.
... but I love babies, just suspicious of his.
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How about a crawling human baby with an infantile kitten. Kind of cool, really.
Maybe you just need a high five or two. I happen to have a chair nearby I do not care about.
:evillaugh:
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I'll take the kitten. 8)
I've never understood the attraction with babies.
I think kids are cuter once they're walking and talking.
Have you ever had the balz to refuse to look at brand new baby pics?
I have done so. I told this guy (old neighbor - kind of friendly but twenty years before he was a bully and BIG and I hated him, now many years have past but my spunk has not) that I have seen many baby pictures and I can only assume that HIS baby is even more ugly than most. I would not look at them.
I refused to take his new baby's pictures to look at.
... but I love babies, just suspicious of his.
:lol1:
:laugh: Can't say I've ever refused, but have really wanted to so many times.
It was difficult for a few years, everyone always pulled out these healthy, 7-10 lb pictures of their newborn kids they were so eager to show off.
I guess it wasn't that they weren't cute.. in a way they were...and in a way I was jealous.
But now mine is 18 and towers over a lot of theirs...and for the most part, he's healthy. ;)
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Depends on who shows the pictures and how many there are and what's on it.
Remember myself, somewhere in my late tevens at a family thing about a new born. We could see the little one live, but hundreds of pictures were forced on us. Including intimate pictures of my aunt pushing that baby out.
I'm not squeemish. I've been attending cows calving and assisting when needed since I was six or seven. I'm not prudish, nor is anyone in m y close family. But a close up look at the private parts of my aunt, while she was telling what we were seeing was too much. I got up and went to another room. I was not the only one.
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Depends on who shows the pictures and how many there are and what's on it.
Remember myself, somewhere in my late tevens at a family thing about a new born. We could see the little one live, but hundreds of pictures were forced on us. Including intimate pictures of my aunt pushing that baby out.
I'm not squeemish. I've been attending cows calving and assisting when needed since I was six or seven. I'm not prudish, nor is anyone in m y close family. But a close up look at the private parts of my aunt, while she was telling what we were seeing was too much. I got up and went to another room. I was not the only one.
That's almost creepy. I don't blame you and the others who went into another room.
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Depends on who shows the pictures and how many there are and what's on it.
Remember myself, somewhere in my late tevens at a family thing about a new born. We could see the little one live, but hundreds of pictures were forced on us. Including intimate pictures of my aunt pushing that baby out.
I'm not squeemish. I've been attending cows calving and assisting when needed since I was six or seven. I'm not prudish, nor is anyone in m y close family. But a close up look at the private parts of my aunt, while she was telling what we were seeing was too much. I got up and went to another room. I was not the only one.
That's almost creepy. I don't blame you and the others who went into another room.
Forget about the "almost". It was downright creepy. Especially since neither my uncle nor my aunt realised that it was an awkward thing to do, sharing the between the legs bit with everyone coming to visit.
And then I'm the one lacking social skills. :rofl:
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Depends on who shows the pictures and how many there are and what's on it.
Remember myself, somewhere in my late tevens at a family thing about a new born. We could see the little one live, but hundreds of pictures were forced on us. Including intimate pictures of my aunt pushing that baby out.
I'm not squeemish. I've been attending cows calving and assisting when needed since I was six or seven. I'm not prudish, nor is anyone in m y close family. But a close up look at the private parts of my aunt, while she was telling what we were seeing was too much. I got up and went to another room. I was not the only one.
Oh hell no. :runaway:
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Depends on who shows the pictures and how many there are and what's on it.
Remember myself, somewhere in my late tevens at a family thing about a new born. We could see the little one live, but hundreds of pictures were forced on us. Including intimate pictures of my aunt pushing that baby out.
I'm not squeemish. I've been attending cows calving and assisting when needed since I was six or seven. I'm not prudish, nor is anyone in m y close family. But a close up look at the private parts of my aunt, while she was telling what we were seeing was too much. I got up and went to another room. I was not the only one.
That's almost creepy. I don't blame you and the others who went into another room.
Forget about the "almost". It was downright creepy. Especially since neither my uncle nor my aunt realised that it was an awkward thing to do, sharing the between the legs bit with everyone coming to visit.
And then I'm the one lacking social skills. :rofl:
Actually yeh, totally creepy.
I remember at school they showed a video of a woman giving birth. We were told not to sit on the edge of the tables in case anyone fainted and fell off.
I remember another science session where we were taught about erections, there was a man doll and to show an erection, the teacher just yoinked out its penis and stuck it back on the other way up. The look on the boys' faces. :laugh: