INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: McGiver on April 27, 2006, 11:29:07 PM
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what is happahs website address again?
i have been thinking about callaways suggestion from before, and have decided to invite him here to educate us on the pitfalls of pleasuring oneself to completion.
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http://www.happeh.com/, surprisingly enough.
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I was joking! You said if I was serious, to put it to a vote and I never did. I thought we might drive the nutcase right over the edge if he came here. Can you imagine him clicking on Peter's animal links that were on the old Intensity? He would have a brain aneurysm and fall over dead if he saw those!
Happeh was a very entertaining troll, wasn't he though? I go to Dunc's Drivel and laugh at Peter's spoof of Happeh's avatar.
Peter, do you still have the Happeh avatar picture you posted on Intensity?
<After happeh (or some random guest) told me buttplugs would make me age 3 times as fast as normal>
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/PeterMackenzie/happeh/happeh_av_0001.jpg)
Obviously happeh has not only avoided the perils of buttplugs, but also regurgitates all his food so as to avoid any stimulation to his anus at all, which apparently is the secret of his eternal youth.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/PeterMackenzie/happeh/happeh_av_0002.jpg)
Unfortunately, he hasn't been able to resist the temptations of self-abuse, as evidenced by his crooked shoulders, uneven eyes and bent neck. Happeh, you must save yourself before it's too late! The world can't afford to lose such a warrior for the public health!!!
Sorry Peter, I could not resist bringing your Happeh picture here, but I will delete it if you want me to.
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I have no objection to you using it; it deserves to be seen by the masses. I'm glad you liked it.
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please, no. not happeh, here. not more utter dementia to wade through... :'(
oh, go on, then... ;)
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http://www.happeh.com/, surprisingly enough.?
whew,
thanks i would have never found it. notice i spelled the name wrong.
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please think carefully before you do this! all the other forums he's been on have had to ban him to get rid of him. we aren't able to ban him because of our policy so, if you invite him here, we will probably be stuck with him FOR LIFE. :o
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please think carefully before you do this! all the other forums he's been on have had to ban him to get rid of him. we aren't able to ban him because of our policy so, if you invite him here, we will probably be stuck with him FOR LIFE. :o
If he becomes too much of a problem, I'll just direct him to my zoophillia links. ;)
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we never said that we don't ban people. it's just very, very, very, very, very vey?, hard to get banned from here. if he was to warrant a ban i suspect he would wear it as a badge of courage.
don't forget, the original intensity, i was almost banned, took a few weeks to actually get on (mcjagger-alias). oh you can get banned, but i am sure that happy happeh pot head can behave.
BTW-looking for a way to contact him i ran accross an exchange he had with someone in a forum. he posted his exchange with someone in his masterbation thread on WP.
i'll see if i can find it again. who was it who outed him anyways?
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outed him as in what a complete charlatan he is? or outed him as in banned him?
cos the second one was me (well, of course, all the mods had to ban him, but i was the one who caught him in something naughty). i consider it a badge of honour... ;)
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so, what was it that he was actually banned for?
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? i consider it a badge of honour... ;)
I bet you do! ;)
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Before we engrave Happeh's invitation, would someone please tell me if there is a practical way to keep him confined to a single room. Maybe we could call it "Happeh's House" and he could read and post only there and the parts of Intensity? that are accessible to guests.
I would hate for him to derail every discussion with his trolling and I would hate for him to learn some of our more important information.
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great idea, callaway.
as for why the dear child was banned... can't for the life of me remember, actually. i have a feeling it may have been a personal attack... don't quote me on that, though. ???
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yes callaway we can.
we can give him his very own member group and confine it to one forum. he can gain all the fantstic insight he wishes to, in his forum.
he can learn what makes a person with asperger's tick.
he can troll us all he wants; in Heppah's House.
speaking of bans.
guess who's done for?
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well, i am shocked to my core.
shame - that post was fab.
oh well. welcome to the WP Band, mcj.
(gods, that was an awful pun - sorry).
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speaking of bans.
guess who's done for?
That little megalomaniacal twit banned you? That ticks me off, because there was nothing that violated the new insane TOS of the W****P***** in your insightful post. Of course you and Peter are in excellent company now, The Band of the Banned.
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my gut instinct is that he went one steo to far when he banned peter.
i wouldn't cross peter and i have alot of nerve.
now i suppose that he is feeling real gutsy having banned me.
i warned him in my post what would happen and i explained that i hadn't violated any TOS and was not currently banned.
i posted for posterity in two seperate locations and i took a screenshot of my WP post to prove as evidence in case he plans on editing it himself.
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He's banning all the good people- probably why I am not banned. :/
Yes, let's bring happeh here! It was really pretty entertaining watching people beat their heads against THAT particular brick wall.
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my gut instinct is that he went one steo to far when he banned peter.
i wouldn't cross peter and i have alot of nerve.
Thanks for the vote of confidence; I'm usually as sweet as pie, but I can be an obsessive, bloody-minded little cunt when someone really pisses me off. I wouldn't cross you either, and it looks like Alex has eaten a dodgy vindaloo with banning you; sooner or later, a whole mess of shit is going to break to loose.
He's banning all the good people- probably why I am not banned. :/
Yeah, but now he'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel, so when hale_bopp goes, you'll know it's your turn coming up. ;)
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Another site he has is http://www.angrypenis.org/ And seriously, he is obviously a paranoid schizophrenic to me. Highly functional, but still psychotic. I think it is inaccurate to call him a troll. He may also have an asshole personality, but I wouldn't know because he is too paranoid and too delusional to tell. As far as i can tell a Troll is someone who is specifically posting to piss people off and start arguments and shit. And if aspies who are so horrible at social interaction post a thread or a response which invites argument or causes insult, but honestly unintentionally, we don't think of them as a troll. I don't argue that happeh isn't unreasonable, but i don't really think it is his fault, his delusions are such that the attacks he makes, he probably feels they are provoked no matter how obviously to us they aren't.
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He wouldn't be so amusing if he wasn't so genuinely oblivious to his problem.
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namoken,
if we get him the we have trolled...
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Oh that is fine, I think intensity is sturdy enough to withstand a fair bit of trolling, it was designed to be a everything-goes battleground anyway. Although if he sticks around instead of just not reading intensity it is his own damn fault.
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the thing i like about this site the most is it HAS feeling.
serious.
can't you feel the lull, and then without warning their comes a very intense feeling and it remains until the next lull. i am feeling the intensity, right now.
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Well I do feel this site has much more potential to be vastly more interesting than WP. Any moment somebody could post a thread like - Elaborate fantasies in public: Have you ever been in a public place and fucked some random person in your imagination?
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no but i have IRL. but it wasn't a random person and we were sticky from honey.
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Oh that is fine, I think intensity is sturdy enough to withstand a fair bit of trolling, it was designed to be a everything-goes battleground anyway.? Although if he sticks around instead of just not reading intensity it is his own damn fault.
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:police:
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OK guys. I don't really know who you are, but here I am. I noticed some references to Aspergers. Are you guys from Wrong Planet?
I noticed a lot of name calling and trashing. Do you really think I am a troll? Sure I post things to get people talking. That is what bulletin boards are for. To talk. I don't post lies or bullshit though. I don't waste people's time with games.
So what do you want to talk about? I noticed there was some comment about the masturbation stuff. You guys know I wrote a book about it don't you? Does that sound like a troll? A 90 page book on why masturbation is bad for you and attempts to explain how it is bad for you?
Then I wrote two other 90 page books trying to explain how the body works. I thought if people understood how their body works, the masturbation stuff might make more sense. I am working on another 90 page book right now. It is about 75% done. 90 pages is a magic number because that works out to $19.99 from the publishers.
Then I have another 4 or 5 books to right telling people how the universe works, the secrets of the pyramids, various secrets of life and some insight into how people evolved from the past until today. I have this great picture of an alien skull and an explanation and pictures that show that present day human beings could really truly be descended from that alien skull. Or it could be a dinosaur skull. Honestly I think it is a dinosaur skull. I find it more likely that we evolved from intellgent dinosaurs than we evolved from aliens. Why couldn't intelligent dinosaurs have nuked the planet way back when instead of humans in atlantis? Why do our ancestors have to be mammals?
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OK guys. I don't really know who you are, but here I am. I noticed some references to Aspergers. Are you guys from Wrong Planet?
I noticed a lot of name calling and trashing. Do you really think I am a troll? Sure I post things to get people talking. That is what bulletin boards are for. To talk. I don't post lies or bullshit though. I don't waste people's time with games.
So what do you want to talk about? I noticed there was some comment about the masturbation stuff. You guys know I wrote a book about it don't you? Does that sound like a troll? A 90 page book on why masturbation is bad for you and attempts to explain how it is bad for you?
Then I wrote two other 90 page books trying to explain how the body works. I thought if people understood how their body works, the masturbation stuff might make more sense. I am working on another 90 page book right now. It is about 75% done. 90 pages is a magic number because that works out to $19.99 from the publishers.
Then I have another 4 or 5 books to right telling people how the universe works, the secrets of the pyramids, various secrets of life and some insight into how people evolved from the past until today. I have this great picture of an alien skull and an explanation and pictures that show that present day human beings could really truly be descended from that alien skull. Or it could be a dinosaur skull. Honestly I think it is a dinosaur skull. I find it more likely that we evolved from intellgent dinosaurs than we evolved from aliens. Why couldn't intelligent dinosaurs have nuked the planet way back when instead of humans in atlantis? Why do our ancestors have to be mammals?
OOOOOooooh! Is this book available on Amazon???
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Yes, we're from wrong planet. And I imagine the idea has circulated that you are a troll because you have really negative reactions to some "provokations" which we think are imagined, and we don't think we have. Also you've had negative reactions to our asking you to scientifically prove your theories and philosophies, which is actually totally understandable, but you have yet to actually prove anything. You've just come up with ideas that in some sense sound like they might make sense.
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You've just come up with ideas that in some sense sound like they might make sense.
Yes, if you're doolally.
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/falls off her chair laughing
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lets have a show of hands,
who likes to masterbate.
really no-one. no-one at all.
oops my bad, your arms are all crippled and you can't. ::)
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Plus we are all blind, so we can't even read your question. :o
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lets have a show of hands,
who likes to masterbate.
really no-one. no-one at all.
oops my bad, your arms are all crippled and you can't. ::)
Well if we're allowed to only raise one hand I'll be ok :P
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How would You invite him to intensitysquared?
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e-mail and link.
but i have to reiterate. isn't he a bit tame?
nothing like i remember. seems like he was humbled, or maybe he is questioning his own theories. maybe he went into drug rehab, who knows its all just conjecture.
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Maybe he discovered his love of the cock?
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Maybe he discovered anti-psychotic medication.
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:D
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is anyone interested in hearing heppah say "i told you so"
his e-mail is on the first page and i am interested in what the new heppah theory might be.