INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: El on March 27, 2007, 06:02:30 PM
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Please let us know. And please specify the stuff. It's for a good cause: Male bondage.* :green:
*As coined by ozy here. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2121.msg131681#msg131681)
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ozy.
i want to tie him up and tickle the bottom of his feet with a feather.
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McJ, I want to tie him up and parade an endless lineup of hot babes in front of him with the inability to jack off! :-*
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I've got better. I wasnt to tie McJ's hands behind his back, sit him down in a couch in front of a TV with a bowl of popcorn on his lap so that it appears he's sitting down voluntarily, point a gun at his head, tell him to play along, train the camera on him and the TV, turn on a HARDCORE, estrogen-loaded chick flick, and chop onions.
Then release the video of it on youtube and post links to it on every forum on here.
:evillaugh:
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+ it's so deliciously evil. It's better than what I was thinking.....which was to have him finished off by a BJ from Courtney Love! :evillaugh:
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I'm a pacifist. I commit nonviolent atrocities. :meditate:
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Speaking of which...
I'd like to tie Litigous up every day for a month, and each time, force-feed him castor oil and laxatives, then have him watch a pro-gun propaganda film. I would afterward feed him pepto-bismol and a nice couch to lie down, surrounded by women who would say nothing and do nothing until he started to perk up. Then, they would become increasingly bubbly, shallow and extroverted as his body started to regain equilibrium.
If you don't know why that's especially mean, you either need to study the basic principles of classical conditioning, watch Clockwork Orange, or get to know Lit's views a little better. ;)
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Lit. we've been pwnzered.
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I'm a pacifist. I commit nonviolent atrocities. :meditate:
Yeah, a BJ from Courtney Love would be classified as senseless violence
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:laugh: Holy crap, Serissa, remind me never to do therapy with you.
On the other hand, call me next time you intend to try one of your evil plans, I wanna watch.
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Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:
I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."
>:D
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Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.
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Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.
that's fraud.
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No shit? I could never have guessed. ;D
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No shit? I could never have guessed. ;D
It would not be fraudulent if you stayed married long enough to get your own citizenship in progress. You would need a job. They do allow legal immigration of foreign nationals, still.
... for now, anyway.
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Maybe I'd be disappointed. I've never been to the US. Gun laws aren't everything, even if the principle is important enough that I actually consider migrating for it.
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No shit? I could never have guessed. ;D
It would not be fraudulent if you stayed married long enough to get your own citizenship in progress. You would need a job. They do allow legal immigration of foreign nationals, still.
... for now, anyway.
It is fraudulent to get married to an American citizen just to get a green card. It has to be a real marriage, or at least the immigration people have to believe that it is real.
I have a friend who fell in love with and married a man from Germany. They met at Yellowstone National Park while he was vacationing there.
He was able to come here with a fiance visa before they got married, but he had to find someone to sponsor him, to be responsible for his debts should he incur them, because of course he did not have a job before he came here. For some reason, it could not be her. She got her ex-husband, of all people, to do that for her fiance. They had to answer some fairly intrusive questions from the immigration people after they were married before her husband could get a green card. He never tried to become a citizen, but he could have if he had wanted to. He would have had to give up his German citizenship to become an American citizen and he didn't want to do that.
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I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
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I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
That's probably a good plan, to see how you like it here. My friend and her husband moved to Germany after they had been married for about ten years. I guess he got homesick.
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I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
That's probably a good plan, to see how you like it here. My friend and her husband moved to Germany after they had been married for about ten years. I guess he got homesick.
And she got sick of home?
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I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
That's probably a good plan, to see how you like it here. My friend and her husband moved to Germany after they had been married for about ten years. I guess he got homesick.
And she got sick of home?
No, she just wanted him to be happy. He came here to live with her, so she moved there for him. She seems pretty homesick now. They visited a few months ago.
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He would have had to give up his German citizenship to become an American citizen and he didn't want to do that.
This seems very far beyond obvious, to me. I still wonder why people must be reminded that, being legal, merely means being traceable.
If you were "rich" (you need a decent grubstake), you could easily fly under the radar, of this country's "mígra". That wouldn't get you any legal guns, though.
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Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.
wanna make front page news?
i could move to NewJersey and we could file for marraige under their new life partners law. :eyebrows:
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I want to tie Richard up and throw him out to sea.
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i would like to tie some three pound weights to Lits' balls.
he is always talking about being manly, i wonder if he would be proud having balls that hung down to his knees.
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Are hanging balls manly? ???
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Are hanging balls manly? ???
swinging cocks are...so i guess that hanging balls shouls also be.
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I met another girl (or woman, she's 30) in January, but we didn't fuck, though. But we talked about sex. She told me that the size of the cock isn't that important as the size of the balls. Big balls make her very horny.
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I met another girl (or woman, she's 30) in January, but we didn't fuck, though. But we talked about sex. She told me that the size of the cock isn't that important as the size of the balls. Big balls make her very horny.
She likes them smacking against her anus as she gets fucked?
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She didn't tell. She likes giving rimjobs, though. But we just had a few beers and I had to sleep on a matress on the floor.
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She didn't tell. She likes giving rimjobs, though. But we just had a few beers and I had to sleep on a matress on the floor.
And who said that love is dead?
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???
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???
Litigious Johnson: Are you a Sex Addict?
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Johnson? No, I'm not a sex addict. I'm a degenerate, a misogynist and a perv, though. 8)
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Remember: It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the stick or the technique of the wand holder! :eyebrows:
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She didn't tell. She likes giving rimjobs, though. But we just had a few beers and I had to sleep on a matress on the floor.
speaking of balls.
seems like you dropped the ball on this one.
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We are still in touch, but she lives very far from me.
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Remember: It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the stick or the technique of the wand holder! :eyebrows:
Swish and flick: Wingardium leviosa!
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i think we all know i want the peaguy. hes gotta loose weight though
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I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:
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I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:
You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
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I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:
You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
but he can just kick the bitch whenever it gets out of line.
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Good fuckn point. He should be wearing a dress though instead of being naked, then he can live in anticipation of being gayed up when I tie him on the porch at night. :evillaugh:
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Good fuckn point. He should be wearing a dress though instead of being naked, then he can live in anticipation of being gayed up when I tie him on the porch at night. :evillaugh:
you could cuff him to the porch in the hands and knees position, with his arse up, facing the street.
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Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.
wanna make front page news?
i could move to NewJersey and we could file for marraige under their new life partners law. :eyebrows:
Wait till I come back, and then please do, for my entertainment. :eyebrows:
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:-* I'd totally pick zer0 to tie up and do stuff to because he's just so hot and sexy and knowing him has made my life complete and... I... I somehow feel I wish I could know him *more*, you know? And... I was just wondering... should we kill him (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml)?
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i like bob euker.
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but he can just kick the bitch whenever it gets out of line.
:eyebrows:
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I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:
You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
I can always put one of mouth pieces to shut him off :eyebrows:
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I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:
You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
I can always put one of mouth pieces to shut him off :eyebrows:
kick him.
learned resposes through apin are effective.
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I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
When could we expact you ?? It's better if you fly into John Wayne airport, LAX is a bit of a drive. ;)
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I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
When could we expact you ?? It's better if you fly into John Wayne airport, LAX is a bit of a drive. ;)
Long Beach is easy, and it's right up the street from me.
i'll pick you up.
.....then drop you off on a street corner to begin paying for your rent.
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Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:
I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."
>:D
What book?
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I am not on any medication, fuckwhit. Can't take any nor will I take any. I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS. Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with. CHEAT THE SYSTEM! >:D >:D
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Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:
I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."
>:D
What book?
Probaby the odessey. I'm trying to read it.
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I am not on any medication, fuckwhit. Can't take any nor will I take any. I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS. Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with. CHEAT THE SYSTEM! >:D >:D
You just explained why you need to be on medication.
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I am not on any medication, fuckwhit. Can't take any nor will I take any. I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS. Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with. CHEAT THE SYSTEM! >:D >:D
You just explained why you need to be on medication.
QFT. +
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You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it. Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day. Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.
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Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:
I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."
>:D
What book?
Now that I think about it, I should have said, "Is that a promise?"
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You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it. Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day. Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.
Wouldn't you be upset that you were missing out on cum-play with three hot girls?
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You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it. Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day. Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.
Wouldn't you be upset that you were missing out on cum-play with three hot girls?
Upset, enough to take a firm stance, though? She is playing a long shot, I think. She forgets that any attention she gives him will instantly become his newest obsession. Maybe we should have the weightlifter with a torn pucker-string read to him.
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Now that I think about it, I should have said, "Is that a promise?"
You want me to promise that if I can arrange it, I'll find a way to prevent you from ever being able to participate in an orgy with chicks with a cum-swallowing fetish each? O_o If you love watching people READ that much, I'd hate to see how you'd react to being in a library!
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May I say that watching PMSL play with Nomaken is highly entertaining? :laugh:
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+ for the Crazy Bitch! 8)
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I've tried to find some correlary on my part in which I would be furiuos if deprived of something no matter how I felt about the depriver. The best funny example I can think of is if there was an autdition for Last Female Cynical Aspie Comic Standing in my area and someone prevented me from going. I don't know of a profanity in existence I probably wouldn't say in such a situation.
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You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it. Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day. Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.
Wouldn't you be upset that you were missing out on cum-play with three hot girls?
I wouldn't want to engage in any kind of sexual play with people I don't know.
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Now that I think about it, I should have said, "Is that a promise?"
You want me to promise that if I can arrange it, I'll find a way to prevent you from ever being able to participate in an orgy with chicks with a cum-swallowing fetish each? O_o If you love watching people READ that much, I'd hate to see how you'd react to being in a library!
I want you to promise that if all that shit happens, you'll read me the oddessy. Being tied up during might be fun too. Can it be a wheely chair?
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I will read SILENTLY!!! MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Mkay. Promise?
(You'll find my stubbornness to enjoy whatever happens to me daunting.)
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I'll find it daunting... promise?
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Yup.
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Calandale wasn't on here when I made this thread, and I just realized he deserves a mention. Soooooo....
I'd like to tie him up and simply have him out of the way for a couple of hours while I put a bunch of verbal scanners, facial scanners, computer spyware, and some kind of electrical override syetem which will do the following:
-Turn out all the lights in whatever room he is in for five seconds if he says or types the words "hopeless," "meainingless" or "better to die."
-Start playing christmas carols, regardless of the season, if his post volume exceeds one post every three minutes. As his posting increases, the music would get louder.
-Shut off his internet connection if he frowns.
-Speed up his internet connection if he smiles.
(the last two are based on the curious psychological principal that if the muscles required for a smile are activated, mood elevates; likewise frowning is depressing. Studies have been done.)
-Erase all the information on his computer AND release a 'bot that will remove all his Intensity posts if he tries to disable the system, or get someone else to (he will be made aware of this last caveat)
He would peridically be given the opportunity to disable the system by taking an empirically-backed test which rated him on an optimism/pessimism scale. While taking it, he would be hooked up to a lie detector. The system would be disabled if he scored more optimistic than pessimistic, without lying, three tests in a row.
I call it "Saw: Mr. Rogers Style."
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:laugh: +
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+ 8)
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Beneath that cute, humble exterior, lies the soul of a truly, perverted, twisted, sick crazy bitch..........don't ever change! :evillaugh:
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-Turn out all the lights in whatever room he is in for five seconds if he says or types the words "hopeless," "meainingless" or "better to die."
I like posting in the dark. It keeps my emo attitude in high gear.
-Start playing christmas carols, regardless of the season, if his post volume exceeds one post every three minutes. As his posting increases, the music would get louder.
Would probably through me into a rage of posting.
-Shut off his internet connection if he frowns.
-Speed up his internet connection if he smiles.
I don't frown much. I do end up outright laughing
sometimes when I'm posting, but mainly when I'm
at my spammiest. Exactly when I most need the speed.
-Erase all the information on his computer AND release a 'bot that will remove all his Intensity posts if he tries to disable the system, or get someone else to (he will be made aware of this last caveat)
Ooh. A way to get rid of the incriminating evidence.
He would peridically be given the opportunity to disable the system by taking an empirically-backed test which rated him on an optimism/pessimism scale. While taking it, he would be hooked up to a lie detector. The system would be disabled if he scored more optimistic than pessimistic, without lying, three tests in a row.
Uhm...I'm an optimist, that's the problem.
If I weren't, I might settle for the misery
that is this existence.
I call it "Saw: Mr. Rogers Style."
I LOVE Mr. Rogers. Thanks.
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-Shut off his internet connection if he frowns.
-Speed up his internet connection if he smiles.
(the last two are based on the curious psychological principal that if the muscles required for a smile are activated, mood elevates; likewise frowning is depressing. Studies have been done.)
:laugh: + except for your one small mistake here: speeding up his internet connection is a reward that increases his temptation to postwhore, so you're setting him up for a self-defeating cycle. He's already content to live in his self-defeating cycle, so I don't see how this change will help extinguish it.
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You try and tie me and I may have to get wicked!
I intend on studying martial arts some times so that meaning is two fold. :wanker:
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You try and tie me and I may have to get wicked!
I intend on studying martial arts some times so that meaning is two fold. :wanker:
Of all the guys here, you would be the easiest one to tie up, Randy.
I have already studied martial arts, so the fact that you intend to study them some time in the future does not intimidate me.
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+ Callaway :laugh:
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+ Callaway :laugh:
yes, callaway is a BMF.
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+ Callaway :laugh:
yes, callaway is a BMF.
I thought "Bob Bitchin' " was the only BMF?? ::)
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He's already content to live in his self-defeating cycle....
Content? Hell no. Hopeful.
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Callaway and Carla should fuck each other, just please let me out of the room first. I am reaching for my best now so you will be crushed!
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Callaway and Carla should fuck each other, just please let me out of the room first. I am reaching for my best now so you will be crushed!
We will bury you!!
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Not if I crush you first. I was already above average, its a fact! In school I got made teased for being smart, with nicknames like the great Randini. I was one of the few in my highschool chemistry and physics class that got the material.
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was that before the gluten and casein made you stupid?
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was that before the gluten and casein made you stupid?
:plus: :LMAO:
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Not if I crush you first. I was already above average, its a fact! In school I got made teased for being smart, with nicknames like the great Randini. I was one of the few in my highschool chemistry and physics class that got the material.
maybe they were being facecious since you have such a high opinion of yourself they were mocking you, douchebag!
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At least nobody has yet added Me to the list.
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
First do, and then undo? Kind of defeats the point, doesn't it?
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
First do, and then undo? Kind of defeats the point, doesn't it?
very zen.
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Well, whatever floats your boat... :laugh:
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
:LMAO: :plus:
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
:LMAO: :plus:
Well, you WERE begging for it.
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
:LMAO: :plus:
Well, you WERE begging for it.
I was. Let tie up You calandale. :evillaugh:
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
:LMAO: :plus:
Well, you WERE begging for it.
I was. Let tie up You calandale. :evillaugh:
I think gay marriges are legal in Oregon you know... ::)
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I wanna tie kevv up, so that I
can untie him.
:LMAO: :plus:
Well, you WERE begging for it.
I was. Let tie up You calandale. :evillaugh:
I think gay marriges are legal in Oregon you know... ::)
They are. ;D
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I think gay marriges are legal in Oregon you know... ::)
They are. ;D
When can we expect the wedding invitations??
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I think gay marriges are legal in Oregon you know... ::)
They are. ;D
When can we expect the wedding invitations??
Anytime soon.
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We could start our own little
spamly love forum.
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Bump. :zoinks:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
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I would like to tie richard to an anchor and go out for a peaceful afternoon fishing.
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males I wanna tie up and do stuff too... hmmm
probably a few of you. im not telling.
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy? :hahaha:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy. :hahaha:
You're an elder too. Self-pwnage! :hahaha:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy. :hahaha:
You're an elder too. Self-pwnage! :hahaha:
In that case then you cannot insist I should respect you as my elder! :hahaha:
Now THAT is self-pwnage.
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Odeon
Can't be bothered to go through 6 pages to see if he's been listed, so thought I'd do it just in case he hadn't. But I'd make him teach me about computer stuff I don't know. (That last sentence is just to keep the thread clean and wholesome.)
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Speaking of which...
I'd like to tie Litigous up every day for a month, and each time, force-feed him castor oil and laxatives, then have him watch a pro-gun propaganda film. I would afterward feed him pepto-bismol and a nice couch to lie down, surrounded by women who would say nothing and do nothing until he started to perk up. Then, they would become increasingly bubbly, shallow and extroverted as his body started to regain equilibrium.
If you don't know why that's especially mean, you either need to study the basic principles of classical conditioning, watch Clockwork Orange, or get to know Lit's views a little better. ;)
Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:
I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."
>:D
Calandale wasn't on here when I made this thread, and I just realized he deserves a mention. Soooooo....
I'd like to tie him up and simply have him out of the way for a couple of hours while I put a bunch of verbal scanners, facial scanners, computer spyware, and some kind of electrical override syetem which will do the following:
-Turn out all the lights in whatever room he is in for five seconds if he says or types the words "hopeless," "meainingless" or "better to die."
-Start playing christmas carols, regardless of the season, if his post volume exceeds one post every three minutes. As his posting increases, the music would get louder.
-Shut off his internet connection if he frowns.
-Speed up his internet connection if he smiles.
(the last two are based on the curious psychological principal that if the muscles required for a smile are activated, mood elevates; likewise frowning is depressing. Studies have been done.)
-Erase all the information on his computer AND release a 'bot that will remove all his Intensity posts if he tries to disable the system, or get someone else to (he will be made aware of this last caveat)
He would peridically be given the opportunity to disable the system by taking an empirically-backed test which rated him on an optimism/pessimism scale. While taking it, he would be hooked up to a lie detector. The system would be disabled if he scored more optimistic than pessimistic, without lying, three tests in a row.
I call it "Saw: Mr. Rogers Style."
:lol:
Please remind me never to piss you off, PMS Elle.
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Odeon
Can't be bothered to go through 6 pages to see if he's been listed, so thought I'd do it just in case he hadn't. But I'd make him teach me about computer stuff I don't know. (That last sentence is just to keep the thread clean and wholesome.)
:hide:
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Odeon
Can't be bothered to go through 6 pages to see if he's been listed, so thought I'd do it just in case he hadn't. But I'd make him teach me about computer stuff I don't know. (That last sentence is just to keep the thread clean and wholesome.)
:hide:
Are you sure you really want to hide under (a) Chair?
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It's more clean and wholesome than a sofa.
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It's more clean and wholesome than a sofa.
and just how many sofas have you been under?
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It's more clean and wholesome than a sofa.
and just how many sofas have you been under?
Supposedly. :P
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It's more clean and wholesome than a sofa.
and just how many sofas have you been on top of?
Fixed. :angel:
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Speaking of which...
...I call it "Saw: Mr. Rogers Style."
:lol:
Please remind me never to piss you off, PMS Elle.
:indeed: :kitten:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy. :hahaha:
You're an elder too. Self-pwnage! :hahaha:
In that case then you cannot insist I should respect you as my elder! :hahaha:
Now THAT is self-pwnage.
You should respect me for my obvious superiority rather than my Elder status, duh. :M
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy. :hahaha:
You're an elder too. Self-pwnage! :hahaha:
In that case then you cannot insist I should respect you as my elder! :hahaha:
Now THAT is self-pwnage.
You should respect me for my obvious superiority rather than my Elder status, duh. :M
Can't be that obvious. :zoinks:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy. :hahaha:
You're an elder too. Self-pwnage! :hahaha:
In that case then you cannot insist I should respect you as my elder! :hahaha:
Now THAT is self-pwnage.
You should respect me for my obvious superiority rather than my Elder status, duh. :M
Can't be that obvious. :zoinks:
What IS obvious is that we have created one of those pesky nested quotes odeon dislikes, and we must stop now! :police:
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Bump. :zoinks:
Not enough just to bump, you really need to contribute something substantial. :police:
I will do , give me time to think of something though. :evillaugh:
I'll be back in, oh, about 30 seconds, you'll have something by then. :zoinks:
Well , that reveals how you got such a high postcount. :zoinks:
I hope you're not implying that I make junk posts just to get my count up. :autism:
Well your influence did cause me to spam , so what do you think I am implying? :zoinks:
Now don't start with the blame game, young man. I'm sure you would have turned out this way with or without me. :zoinks:
Ah but the elders are supposed to be a good influence , what is your excuse missy. :hahaha:
You're an elder too. Self-pwnage! :hahaha:
In that case then you cannot insist I should respect you as my elder! :hahaha:
Now THAT is self-pwnage.
You should respect me for my obvious superiority rather than my Elder status, duh. :M
Can't be that obvious. :zoinks:
What IS obvious is that we have created one of those pesky nested quotes odeon dislikes, and we must stop now! :police:
Maybe :trollface:
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I don't think Weebles have corners. They live in round houses.
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I don't think Weebles have corners. They live in round houses.
Excellent point! Corners are useless to those of us who can't squeeze into them! :2thumbsup:
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
Yes, once he gets his tentacles a-quiver, there is no stopping him. Spent too much time in the Octopus's Garden as a kid, I guess.
Octopus's Garden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPqmRNjoTE#)
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At one of the Christmas plays at the PR's school the theme was Santa's Favorite Songs. "The Octopus' Garden" was one of them. The PR was the Octopus. Never did understand the choice of that song.
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
It takes two to build up a nested quote.
(Or one person if you're really bored....or Calandale :zoinks:)
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
It takes two to build up a nested quote.
(Or one person if you're really bored....or Calandale :zoinks:)
But I was the first to call a halt to the madness. :angel:
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
It takes two to build up a nested quote.
(Or one person if you're really bored....or Calandale :zoinks:)
But I was the first to call a halt to the madness. :angel:
Goodie two shoes. :thumbdn:
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
It takes two to build up a nested quote.
(Or one person if you're really bored....or Calandale :zoinks:)
But I was the first to call a halt to the madness. :angel:
Goodie two shoes. :thumbdn:
I shall now vacate this nested quote as well, in the best interest of IntensitySquared! :M
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Oh my, should I send you to your corners for a breather? :squiddy:
I am behaving myself, the problem is with that other one. :zoinks:
It takes two to build up a nested quote.
(Or one person if you're really bored....or Calandale :zoinks:)
But I was the first to call a halt to the madness. :angel:
Goodie two shoes. :thumbdn:
I shall now vacate this nested quote as well, in the best interest of IntensitySquared! :M
What nested quote? :zoinks:
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Not falling for that. I can't heeeaaarrrr you, LA LA LA LA LA! :calodeon:
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Not falling for that. I can't heeeaaarrrr you, LA LA LA LA LA! :calodeon:
Not falling for what? :zoinks:
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Lucky for the squid it is still Sunday here, I shall turn the other cheek! :angel:
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Lucky for the squid it is still Sunday here, I shall turn the other cheek! :angel:
About what though? :zoinks:
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Though the ways of evil beckon, I shall not shirk my duty! :angel:
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Lucky for the squid it is still Sunday here, I shall turn the other cheek! :angel:
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/booty.gif)
Weebles have cheeks? Oh you mean the face ones!
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Lucky for the squid it is still Sunday here, I shall turn the other cheek! :angel:
About what though? :zoinks:
I'm going to need to see come cheek before I figure out who I want to tie up on I2.
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Somebody has been at Sir_Les' liquor cabinet again.
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This thread is derailing.
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This thread is derailing.
So?
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This thread is derailing.
Sums and Differences of Cubes
When you have a binomial where each term is the cube of something, such as x3 - 27, there are formulas that you can apply to the binomial so you don't have to factor them. The two formulas are listed below.
1. Sum of Cubes
A3 + B3 = (A + B)(A2 - AB + B2)
2. Difference of Cubes
A3 - B3 = (A - B)(A2 + AB + B2
Use the formulas whenever you can! Example:
1. Problem: Factor 125x3 + y3.
Solution: Write the sum of the cube roots.
(5x + y)( )
Take 5x + y to get the next factor.
Think of the Sum of Cubes formula
(A + B)(A2 - AB + B2).
5x would be A and y would
be B.
(5x + y)(25x2 - 5xy + y2)
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:runaway:
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This thread is derailing.
So?
Just sayin'. :zoinks:
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:runaway:
Hey, come back ! You forgot to tell us what male on I2 you want to tie up and do stuff to.
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:runaway:
Hey, come back ! You forgot to tell us what male on I2 you want to tie up and do stuff to.
I ran away from the math! :o No males are on my list, but, well, :-X
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Still not on anybodies list. :squiddy:
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:runaway:
Hey, come back ! You forgot to tell us what male on I2 you want to tie up and do stuff to.
I ran away from the math! :o No males are on my list, but, well, :-X
You strap up enough males for professional reasons already, so it doesn't give you a kick anymore?
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I would like to tie richard to an anchor and go out for a peaceful afternoon fishing.
There would be nothing peaceful about that. :facepalm2:
Even in drowning and death, he would spew marginaly comprehensible bullshit. :fp:
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males I wanna tie up and do stuff too... hmmm
probably a few of you. im not telling.
Oh pray, DO TELL!! :eyebrows:
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Still not on anybodies list. :squiddy:
You need to come around more often Kevv. :thumbup: