INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: McGiver on March 21, 2007, 04:29:46 PM
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....when a midget walks up to you and says, "gee, your hair smells nice."
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...when you throw your underwear against the wall, and it sticks.
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Performing Cunnilingus and having something inside the recipient grab your tongue and not let go.
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watching a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.
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watching a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.
Like Your avatar? :laugh:
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A Corned Beef and Vaseline Sandwich.
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taking a bite into a hot dog and a vein pops out.
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Lets see veins pop out. :eyebrows:
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Eating baked fish and seeing a worm sticking out of the fish next to the bite you just ate. :happypuke:
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eating rice that wriggles.
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Eating baked fish and seeing a worm sticking out of the fish next to the bite you just ate. :happypuke:
Is this something that happened to you?
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Stepping on a slug with your bare feet.
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Eating baked fish and seeing a worm sticking out of the fish next to the bite you just ate. :happypuke:
Is this something that happened to you?
Yes. I could not eat fish at all for a long time after that happened.
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My mom has some AS-like aversion to crustaceans, of any sort. One of my first trips to the beach, I carried a bucket around picking up alll these beautiful shells. On our trip home, Mom was driving when the bucket, near her feet, moved. It seems that her litttle boy had colllected a half a bucket of those little hermit crabs that live, temporarily, in other dead animal's shells. I moved the bucket and exposed the fact that the whole floor board of the car was crawling with little crabs. She was very grosssed out. She shrieked! Almost wrecked the car! Got the car stopped , got out and wouldn't get back in, until my dad and I had caught a crab for each shelll, I had. I had never seen anyone freak out like that, before.
I was kind of grossed out to know that my mom was so freaked out by something, so smalll and harmless.
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My mom has some AS-like aversion to crustaceans, of any sort. One of my first trips to the beach, I carried a bucket around picking up alll these beautiful shells. On our trip home, Mom was driving when the bucket, near her feet, moved. It seems that her litttle boy had colllected a half a bucket of those little hermit crabs that live, temporarily, in other dead animal's shells. I moved the bucket and exposed the fact that the whole floor board of the car was crawling with little crabs. She was very grosssed out. She shrieked! Almost wrecked the car! Got the car stopped , got out and wouldn't get back in, until my dad and I had caught a crab for each shelll, I had. I had never seen anyone freak out like that, before.
I was kind of grossed out to know that my mom was so freaked out by something, so smalll and harmless.
My mom would have done the same thing except I would have gotten screamed at for hours while my dad would be on the ground laughing. She does not like small critters be it crustacean, insect, etc.. Some people are just completely terrified of things like that even if they are harmless. I try to be considerate because I have my own weird aversions, but it's hard sometimes because they make such easy targets.
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Stepping on a slug with your bare feet.
...just as you're stepping out of bed in the morning.
(happened to me a couple of days ago - guess it's the right geographical vicinity for it)
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Stepping on a slug with your bare feet.
...just as you're stepping out of bed in the morning.
(happened to me a couple of days ago - guess it's the right geographical vicinity for it)
We get slugs crawling through the vents into the kitchen, and there can be 20 big ones at a time on the garden path in the summer, and lots more baby ones. Then, when one gets stepped on, all the others swarm over it to eat it.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Do you prefer the weather here too?
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Nope. I miss my snow. :P
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Nope. I miss my snow. :P
But doesn't the rain make up for it? ???
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We get slugs crawling through the vents into the kitchen, and there can be 20 big ones at a time on the garden path in the summer, and lots more baby ones. Then, when one gets stepped on, all the others swarm over it to eat it.
Have you perhaps thought about selling Organic, Free Range Escargot? :eyebrows:
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We get slugs crawling through the vents into the kitchen, and there can be 20 big ones at a time on the garden path in the summer, and lots more baby ones. Then, when one gets stepped on, all the others swarm over it to eat it.
Have you perhaps thought about selling Organic, Free Range Escargot? :eyebrows:
I think eating 'naked snails' is forever going to be limited to survival reality shows and Japanese game shows.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
The slugs are harmless too; just utterly disgusting.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
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I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
We have them here too, and they will get inside on occasion, though the house that I live in has never really been infested with them. I have noticed that their activity drops during the winter, when I never see them. --For the most part they live outside.
Did the house that you live in have any holes in the floor, or any way that they could get in through the roof? --I have noticed that they will set up residence under houses down here.
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We had cockroaches in Phoenix that were big enough to hotwire your car and drive off with it !!! :o :o :o
I got infested with them once and it took acouple ofr weeks to get rid of them. I had to keep everything opened in Ziplock baggies.
Luckilly, I had a big stockpile of ziplocks. :eyebrows: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :meditate:
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I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
We have them here too, and they will get inside on occasion, though the house that I live in has never really been infested with them. I have noticed that their activity drops during the winter, when I never see them. --For the most part they live outside.
Did the house that you live in have any holes in the floor, or any way that they could get in through the roof? --I have noticed that they will set up residence under houses down here.
Not that I know of. Most houses in that part of the country are built as slab on grade, because the water table is so high, so there would be no way for anything to live under most houses there. It almost never got much below freezing when I lived in Baton Rouge, though, and the Palmetto bugs lived in masses in the storm drains there.
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Not that I know of. Most houses in that part of the country are built as slab on grade, because the water table is so high, so there would be no way for anything to live under most houses there. It almost never got much below freezing when I lived in Baton Rouge, though, and the Palmetto bugs lived in masses in the storm drains there.
South Carolina is quite similar. Houses here are usually either built on a Concrete slab, or they are raised on either Cinderblocks, or brick foundations to provide a crawlspace under the house. The foundation has vents in it, and they usually get in though the vents. SC will occaisionally freeze during the winter. Also, the palmetto bugs do tend to mass in stormdrains here as well. --People here also call them Waterbugs.
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These are grosser than gross:
(http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/comproa.jpg)
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
how did you know which type of bug it was?
afterall, this was before the internet, right.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
how did you know which type of bug it was?
afterall, this was before the internet, right.
No, it was not before the internet, but it was before I spent a lot of time on the internet. I called them "Giant Cockroaches which could fly!" One of them flew onto someone's face.
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I called them "Giant Cockroaches which could fly!"
:laugh: Necessity is the mother of invention.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
how did you know which type of bug it was?
afterall, this was before the internet, right.
No, it was not before the internet, but it was before I spent a lot of time on the internet. I called them "Giant Cockroaches which could fly!" One of them flew onto someone's face.
What did the person do when it flew onto their face.
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So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
Actually, American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs?
They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs. I think they definitely infested that human habitation.
how did you know which type of bug it was?
afterall, this was before the internet, right.
No, it was not before the internet, but it was before I spent a lot of time on the internet. I called them "Giant Cockroaches which could fly!" One of them flew onto someone's face.
What did the person do when it flew onto their face.
A full-body shudder and so did I, even though it did not fly onto my face.
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I could tell some stories from my time as an ER orderly, but, I'm just not that type of person! 8) But, I did have someones blood spurt into my eye once, when I wasn't expecting it. :o
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I could tell some stories from my time as an ER orderly, but, I'm just not that type of person! 8) But, I did have someones blood spurt into my eye once, when I wasn't expecting it. :o
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Spill it.
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Sounds like it's already been spilled.
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Well, not to go into details, but, I was tending to a patient who had fallen and did a small gash in their head. In examining the wound, I touched a small swelling near the cut and got zapped in the eye with a spurt of blood. I immediately ran to the sink and washed my eye out thoroughly (after making sure the patient was safe).
The rest will have to wait!
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Well, not to go into details, but, I was tending to a patient who had fallen and did a small gash in their head. In examining the wound, I touched a small swelling near the cut and got zapped in the eye with a spurt of blood. I immediately ran to the sink and washed my eye out thoroughly (after making sure the patient was safe).
The rest will have to wait!
i would worry about HIV.
do you wear goggles now?
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When that happens, protocol dictates, both the patient and I got tested, and we were both cleared. To be honest, I was more worried about Hepatitis B and C, the patient was NOT at an "at risk for HIV/AIDS". Early in my career, I met a young (20's) patient whose Liver was destroyed by Hepatitis that they got from being bitten by a "severely retarded" individual at the center that they were working at. The patient was awaiting a transplant, but, the Jaundice they had was very vivid, the white parts of their eyes was pure yellow and the skin color wasn't far off that either. <shudder>
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When that happens, protocol dictates, both the patient and I got tested, and we were both cleared. To be honest, I was more worried about Hepatitis B and C, the patient was NOT at an "at risk for HIV/AIDS". Early in my career, I met a young (20's) patient whose Liver was destroyed by Hepatitis that they got from being bitten by a "severely retarded" individual at the center that they were working at. The patient was awaiting a transplant, but, the Jaundice they had was very vivid, the white parts of their eyes was pure yellow and the skin color wasn't far off that either. <shudder>
If they got a new liver transplanted, would it get hepatitis too?
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I'm not sure, but, there wasn't much choice, die with a destroyed liver or have a shot with a new liver.
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Livers are amazing because a living relative who is compatible can donate just part of their liver and it will regenerate in both donor and recipient.
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I saw an autopsy once, the person dropped dead on the street and the heart was really fatty and the liver was in pretty bad shape as the person was an alcoholic, overweight and a chain smoker of Pall Malls unfiltered.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UH0DzLfF9o
though i come from a hole, i sing from my soul.
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I once found a man shot in the stomach with a shotgun and left to die. It had been about three weeks and they estimated four shots to the stomach with a twelve guage, loaded with bird shot, at close range. He was already dried out, mostly, and his feet were not all there. I called a friend, but he fucked up and told his dad, first. The cops showed up next and he didn't get to see.
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Me.
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richard.
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Female circumcision. I feel like invading a muslim country on my own after seeing those pics.
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And male circumsicion doesn't light a fire under your ass?
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And male circumsicion doesn't light a fire under your ass?
It does, too. But female "circumcision" is even more pointless, it's just made to ruin the sexual pleasure.
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what about a clitorectomy- or female mutilation?
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And male circumsicion doesn't light a fire under your ass?
It does, too. But female "circumcision" is even more pointless, it's just made to ruin the sexual pleasure.
Actually, unlike male, it HAS a point - just an evil one.
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what about a clitorectomy- or female mutilation?
I'd like to circumzise those bastards who perform that kind of torture -- without anaestethics.
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what about a clitorectomy- or female mutilation?
I'd like to circumzise those bastards who perform that kind of torture -- without anaestethics.
Removing their entire penis without anaesthetic would be a closer equivalent. It would make urination a mess, like it does with females, and it would remove most of the sexual pleasure, but they'd still be able to have kids with a bit of effort.
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That's so true! :evillaugh:
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pete, do you have any pictures of clitorcized vaginas?
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It's called clitorechtomy. He posted some pics of that before. It almost made me throw up. 10 years in prison should be minimum penalty for mutilating a woman like that.
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pete, do you have any pictures of clitorcized vaginas?
Here's everything I've got:
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Oh, if I were allowed to take a baseball bat and just smash the sick brains out of those bastards skulls.
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I posted a PDF giving case reports on it, if anyone wants to read it. It's before the pics, but the link is easy to miss.
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Did I scare everyone off again?
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Not quite, I was just off reading that PDF. Difficult but interesting read.
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My cumfart thread was pretty nice compared with this disgusting torture, eh?
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*shrug* The cumfart thread didn't bother me, it just didn't interest me either. This one interests me - I haven't come close to fainting over medical stuff since I was a little kid, but did just now. I'm wondering what going through that does to a whole nation's worth of women's psyches.
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Did I scare everyone off again?
I found it more upsetting than gross, I've yet to read the pdf you posted about it (but I'm not likely to at the moment).
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The same feeling kept me from posting on this issue, last month, when the guy on trial in Georgia hit the news, again. Like Tig, I want the blood of these assholes.
I know we need the oil, but could we spare a few of our "boots, combat, leather, black" enclad lads to get them to stop cutting girls, over there?
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My cumfart thread was pretty nice compared with this disgusting torture, eh?
What was wrong with that one anyhow? This is just foul in so many ways.
It's not safe for me to see something like this. I know people from countries where
this is done, and with these images in my head, I don't know if I could keep reason
in any discussion around this issue - I might just attack. I'm going to try and purge
them from my memory.
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I am going with Litigious with a baseball bat over there to knock some sense into the heads of the old people who perpetuate this misery on little girls.
Did you read the story of the parents who decided they would never do it to their daughters, but the grandmother had it done to them when they visited the grandparents back home in Mali?
>:(
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I often hear people threatening violence and murder when a topic like this comes up, but do you really mean it? If you were standing in front of a woman who did clitorechtomies, would you really be willing to risk prison and such to kill her? I'm asking everyone who said that.
Yeah, I read that story, Callaway. It was sickening that the mother was so swayed by tradition that she left the house rather than confront the grandmother over it.
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It depends. I would certainly kill her if I could get away with it, no problem.
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Fuckin A!
If someone did this to my daughter, I would not take any shallow breaths, until most of the bones of that person were exposed to the ants.
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It depends. I would certainly kill her if I could get away with it, no problem.
I'd do a lot more than kill. But I'm an evil bastard. No way I'm going to jail again though.
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tub girl is pretty gross.
(http://www.herbanmedia.com/ambglb/myspace/myspace-pics-t/877tpuke8fe.jpg)
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I often hear people threatening violence and murder when a topic like this comes up, but do you really mean it? If you were standing in front of a woman who did clitorechtomies, would you really be willing to risk prison and such to kill her? I'm asking everyone who said that.
Yeah, I read that story, Callaway. It was sickening that the mother was so swayed by tradition that she left the house rather than confront the grandmother over it.
I actually said that I would knock some sense into her head with a baseball bat, not kill her, but if it were my daughter she had done that to or she was about to do that to, then yes. I would literally end her life, risking prison or whatever consequences that would arise from this action.
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I can't believe this thread remained tubgirl-free until page six. :LMAO:
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Tubgirl? Gross? How dare you!
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Fuckin A!
If someone did this to my daughter, I would not take any shallow breaths, until most of the bones of that person were exposed to the ants.
If someone did something like that to my daughter, if I had one, that would be completely different. I wouldn't care what happened to myself, I'd kill that person, no matter the consequenses.
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wiping your arse....and missing.
then picking your nose.
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... pulling a booger out of your nose, SO BIG, that your head collapses, before you can eat it.
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my new sig, under my avatar.
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... or, maybe, "Mmmm, I've never had this kind of teabag before."
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that's funny.
:plus:
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... or, maybe, "Mmmm, I've never had this kind of teabag before."
Damn. That reminds me of this girl who was having an incredibly heavy flow.
I started playing with her, and a lot came out. Apparantly I got the silliest look
on my face, as she just couldn't stop laughing.
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... or, maybe, "Mmmm, I've never had this kind of teabag before."
Damn. That reminds me of this girl who was having an incredibly heavy flow.
I started playing with her, and a lot came out. Apparantly I got the silliest look
on my face, as she just couldn't stop laughing.
The slutty girl that took my virginity actually had a tremendous amount of pussy juice. All of my face and neck was actually totally drenched in it after licking her, but I loved it. :)
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I used to love the reaction that my wife would give, when she could taste herself on me - she'd get all giggly. I love my little girl so damned much.
I guess this is only on topic for being grossly sentimental. SOrry.
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I used to love the reaction that my wife would give, when she could taste herself on me - she'd get all giggly. I love my little girl so damned much.
I guess this is only on topic for being grossly sentimental. SOrry.
No, why? I think it's one of the most wonderful things there are tasting each others love juices when kissing.
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I used to love the reaction that my wife would give, when she could taste herself on me - she'd get all giggly. I love my little girl so damned much.
I guess this is only on topic for being grossly sentimental. SOrry.
No, why? I think it's one of the most wonderful things there are tasting each others love juices when kissing.
Me too - that's why the only gross thing I could think about it was the feelings involved. Eh - I'm losing my spamming edge.
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tub girl is pretty gross.
(http://www.herbanmedia.com/ambglb/myspace/myspace-pics-t/877tpuke8fe.jpg)
OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well! :-\
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tub girl is pretty gross.
OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well! :-\
Just makes you want some pun'kin pie
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tub girl is pretty gross.
OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well! :-\
Just makes you want some pun'kin pie
Prefer mine with whipped cream, please. The crust must be delicate.
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tub girl is pretty gross.
OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well! :-\
Just makes you want some pun'kin pie
Prefer mine with whipped cream, please. The crust must be delicate.
I have no idea what's up with the quotes.
MOD:
I do now, the quote function did not close all the quotes, properly.
Now that's gross.
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Actually that one's kind of interesting. I thought it was a halloween mask at first. I'm surprised there's not more blood, I thought if you punctured a vein in the neck it could squirt 20 feet or so, and that looks pretty punctured.
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The government is mandating that we meet certain bookkeeping requirements, ones impossible to meet for this site. Never mind that those requirements do not actually gain the public anything. This is the strongest attack on free speech since the passage of the CDA, and oddly, the media seems to have hardly noticed. The penalty for not abiding by these bookkeeping requirements is five years prison.
The regulations were promulgated by Alberto Gonzales, US Attorney General appointed by George Bush. If you voted for Bush, this is your fault. If you think this country is free, you are sadly mistaken. No nation has freedom when it is run by religious zealots.
Regulations effective 24 June 2005.
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Actually that one's kind of interesting. I thought it was a halloween mask at first. I'm surprised there's not more blood, I thought if you punctured a vein in the neck it could squirt 20 feet or so, and that looks pretty punctured.
She was probably dead by the time it reached her arteries. Probably killed before having acid poured on her corpse.
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My dad used to work with a place that did electroplating and I worked there on Saturdays with him. One of my morning duties was to get the tanks of dielectric back up to temperature for the day. I can't rememer which processing tank it happened to (I would have to do some research to even remember which chemical dielectrics work with which anodes), but I scared a 'possum that had gotten into the building and, in its attempt to escape, it stumbled into the vat of, relatively, mild nitric acid. It got out, right away, but it only made it about thirty feet before it couldn't even crawl, anymore. It wasn't "playing 'possum", either. It left a stinky trail of fur and acid. I picked it up with a shovel and dumped it into a big bucket and filled it half full with water so it wouldn't stink so bad, went back to work and forgot about it, until quitting time. The bucket of water was brown and the 'possum was just a couple of fist-sized lumps left and that's after the water had dilluted the acid about a hundred times. The reaction of the chemical on flesh was remarkable, to me.
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Poor possum.
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No Shit, but it was quick at least. I doubt that it could be quick enough, though. It probably hurt like hell. There were huge plexiglass splash screens on the worker side of the vats, but you still ruined your shoes and rubber gloves from the stray fumes. There's no telling what kind of cancer I'll end up with.
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Sir Les and Callaway having sex.
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Sir Les and Callaway having sex.
That is not happening Bint but I think your fantasies of screwing and being screwed by your Mum wearing strap-ons is hard to top.
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Portuguese millipedes. I can't stand them. Gross.
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Bot fly larvae getting pulled out of cats and dogs :zombiefuck: