INTENSITY²
Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: MEATUS MCGIRTHERATOR on March 26, 2020, 10:39:15 AM
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I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BOTHER ANSWERING, BUT FEEL FREE TO GO AHEAD AND WASTE YOUR TIME ANYWAY, CUNTS.
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What's your favourite position?
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What's your favourite colour?
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What's your favourite position?
ONE OF SUPERIORITY.
What's your favourite colour?
GENERALLY, WHICHEVER IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE OF WHOEVER I HAPPEN TO BE TALKING TO. WHEN THIS INFORMATION CANNOT BE EXTRACTED, RED BECAUSE IT SIGNIFIES ANGER.
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Do you have a penis or a vagina? :orly:
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What's your favourite position?
ONE OF SUPERIORITY.
How long have you been hoping to experience said superiority?
Do you cry in your sleep?
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What is your favourite vegetable?
Mine is a toss-up between brussels sprouts and broccoli.
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Do you have a penis or a vagina? :orly:
Or option #3, a mangina.
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Do you like Pie?
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Why did you send the Leprechauns to steal my socks?
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What Leo Sayer song is your favourite?
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What's your favourite poison?
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What Leo Sayer song is your favourite?
I reckon HAA is more of a Barry Manilow fan. Favourite song: Mandy.
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Do you have a penis or a vagina? :orly:
A LONSDALEITE LEVIATHAN OF SUCH COLOSSAL GIRTH AND MAGNITUDE THAT IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF FUCKING PHYSICS.
Do you cry in your sleep?
I WAS BORN WITHOUT TEAR DUCTS. MY MERE FUCKING EXISTENCE REDEFINES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN.
What is your favourite vegetable?
PUMPKINS MAKE FOR THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPONS, BUT LIKE ANY REAL MAN, I STICK TO A CARNIVORE DIET. RED MEAT FURTHER ENHANCES MY ALREADY OFF THE SCALE TESTOSTERONE LEVELS.
Mine is a toss-up between brussels sprouts and broccoli.
LITERALLY NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
Do you like Pie?
PLUM PIES (WITH THE STONES LEFT IN) MAKE FOR MODERATELY EFFECTIVE WEAPONS, BUT PUMPKINS ARE PREFERABLE.
Why did you send the Leprechauns to steal my socks?
BECAUSE I LIKE MY BITCHES BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, AND STATIONED PERMANENTLY BY THE SANDWITCH PRODUCTION LINE. GET BACK TO WORK, CUNT.
What Leo Sayer song is your favourite?
I reckon HAA is more of a Barry Manilow fan. Favourite song: Mandy.
I HADN'T EVEN HEARD OF THESE CUNTS BEFORE YOU TWO MENTIONED THEM. WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO THIS GAY SHIT?! AM I THE ONLY HETEROSEXUAL CUNT HERE?!
What's your favourite poison?
ANYTHING THAT GETS THE FUCKING JOB DONE. ONLY A FUCKING INCEL NERD WOULD CARE ABOUT THE DETAILS.
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Are you sexually insecure? Do you feel your sexual identity is in doubt?
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Are you sexually insecure? Do you feel your sexual identity is in doubt?
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DREAM ON, SON.
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Do you have a penis or a vagina? :orly:
A LONSDALEITE LEVIATHAN OF SUCH COLOSSAL GIRTH AND MAGNITUDE THAT IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF FUCKING PHYSICS.
Will you be sharing a photo? :orly: I'm hoping it's red and angry. :zoinks:
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Do you dress up like a girl when nobody is watching?
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Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?
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What does your cat's breath smell like?
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Do find our questions to be unnecessarily intrusive?
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What does your cat's breath smell like?
He strikes me more as a dog person.
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What does your cat's breath smell like?
He strikes me more as a dog person.
Then why was his dog dressed up like a ginger in a green suit?
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Did you go away already?
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Damn it!!!! I was just having some fun, and now this bloke decided to run away to his safe space.
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Thank goodness he or she is gone. I was finding those big capital letters so triggering.
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Can you type in lower case? :zoinks:
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Maybe his keyboard broke? :-\
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Maybe his keyboard broke? :-\
Yeah... could be that (I think?)
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Maybe his keyboard broke? :-\
Yeah... could be that (I think?)
Maybe he is using the voice over text feature, but it appears that even his system cannot handle it?
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Maybe his keyboard broke? :-\
Yeah... could be that (I think?)
Maybe he is using the voice over text feature, but it appears that even his system cannot handle it?
Maybe it just got bored and broke down?
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When are you coming back?
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Don't you love us anymore?
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I'm devastated. :bigcry:
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Have you run out of toilet paper? :zoinks:
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ive run out of capital letters
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I GoT sOMe oF theM.
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Have you run out of toilet paper? :zoinks:
Are you offering yourself as an alternative?
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Have you run out of toilet paper? :zoinks:
Are you offering yourself as an alternative?
No, it's for data purposes only. :zoinks:
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Have you run out of toilet paper? :zoinks:
Are you offering yourself as an alternative?
No, it's for data purposes only. :zoinks:
I was reminded of the story about the bear and the rabbit taking a dump in the forest.
The bear asked the rabbit "do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?". "No" replied the rabbit.
So the bear picked up the rabbit and....
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There's a cartoon for that. :lol1:
(https://i.imgur.com/hmqXw.jpg)
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Is the sky purple?
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Why am I crying?