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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2016, 09:25:59 AM
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Yeah that means you, bitches. If we don't see Gopher Gary running free on this forum within 24 hours of this notice, you ain't gonna like what happens next. We are da gophers. We have eyes, We have ears. We have teeth. We have assholes.
Thank you for giving this matter your consideration.
FREE DA GOPHER!
GLF
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This is Gopher no 2 of the GLF speaking.
Whilst I personally abhor violence, I really have to concur with my colleagues in GLF that Direct Action is the only way forward, and is fully justified in this instance
Accordingly, we have kidnapped your leader, Odious AKA Odeon and are holding him to ransom in a secret location. I would like to reassure you that Odious is presently as well as can be be expected, and he is, at this moment in time, learning to sing like a canary, thanks to the expert tuition of Gophers no 3 and 4.
Odious will not be harmed so long as you concur with our demands. These are:
#1 liberate Gopher Gary within 24 hours
#2 deliver 1 ton of groundnuts to a secret address (to be arranged)
The groundnuts will be used to fund future GLF campaigns.
Failing your agreement, we will return Odious piece by piece, beginning with the piece that nobody really wants to see. (You really don’t. We gophers have very strong stomachs and even we find it difficult to look at)
We will shortly allow Odious onto this forum to plea for his life.
Thank you for giving this matter your attention.
Gopher no 2
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Oh no! Gophers will harm Odeon is not returned if 24 hours. I really want Gary back in 24 hours. I am torn.
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Oh no! Gophers will harm Odeon is not returned if 24 hours. I really want Gary back in 24 hours. I am torn.
I am sorry Mr Swearengen. We really do not wish to tear you apart. We do not wish to tear anybody apart. We are very nice, very reasonable gophers if you only treat us respectfully, you understand my meaning?
Just let Gopherr Gary out and all wiill be well. Otherwise this forum is dead. You get me? Dead.
Sincerely,
Gopher no 3
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:laugh:
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:laugh:
*squeak* Behold, fellow Gophers! It is the Jack-ass herself. Laughing at us!
Let Gary out of that hole, Jack-ass! or you will laugh on the other sides of your faces. *sqeeeeeeeeeak!*
Gopher no 5, GLF
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Not sure. It hasn't even been two weeks and someone used it the second day after it was open.
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My dear Ms. Jack, it pains us to see you so torn apart with uncertainty. if you do not make your decision soon, we will kindly help to alleviate your unertainty . We have decided that that first piece of the so-called human, Mr Odious will be yours. We shall now step aside to allow you to demonstrate that Gopher Gary is alive and well. We stongly advise you to avail yourself of this opportunity.
We are the GLF. We are legion! You have not heard the last of us
Gopher no 4, GLF
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Oh no! Gophers will harm Odeon is not returned if 24 hours. I really want Gary back in 24 hours. I am torn.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
You're an aspie, you're not supposed to be able to do sarcasm.
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:trollface:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NdLkU7fu1M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_XQ_2l0rcc
GLF
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Oh no! Gophers will harm Odeon is not returned if 24 hours. I really want Gary back in 24 hours. I am torn.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
You're an aspie, you're not supposed to be able to do sarcasm.
Oh noes, Dunc's Law! *scrambles out before the thread gets closed* :runaway: :GA:
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Oh no! Gophers will harm Odeon is not returned if 24 hours. I really want Gary back in 24 hours. I am torn.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
You're an aspie, you're not supposed to be able to do sarcasm.
;)
#SaveGaryGopher
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#SaveGaryGopher
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That's the spirit, Mr Swearengen!
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Will you be our new Special Interest?
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#SaveGaryGopher
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That's the spirit, Mr Swearengen!
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Will you be our new Special Interest?
It would be an honour. But you have to know I think I will steal "Odious" as a term for our leader.
#SaveGaryGopher
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Why? What happened to Gary?
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Why? What happened to Gary?
Odious has him?
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Isn't it the other way around?
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#SaveGaryGopher
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That's the spirit, Mr Swearengen!
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Will you be our new Special Interest?
It would be an honour. But you have to know I think I will steal "Odious" as a term for our leader.
#SaveGaryGopher
You’re welcome, Al
I don’t suppose we’ll be needing it any more , not since our Gertie persuaded us to switch to the “sweet talk “ approach. And man, can Gertie be persuasive! I was gonna share all the details with you guys , but she says she won’t be persauading me any more, if I spill. Damn, that gopher is really something. Pity she’s so hung-up on Odio…er , that’s Mr Odeon to me.
Your mate ,
Gavin (Gopher no. 14 )
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Isn't it the other way around?
It's totally the other way round. Miss Pyraxis. You haven't met Gopher 69 yet have you? Thank the stars we didn't let that one loose on Odeon. I'm sure he wouldn't have liked that at all .
Gopher 15
(Hey! are we still keeping our identies secret, guys? I'm getting some mixed messages here)
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Isn't it the other way around?
It's totally the other way round. Miss Pyraxis. You haven't met Gopher 69 yet have you? Thank the stars we didn't let that one loose on Odeon. I'm sure he wouldn't have liked that at all .
Gopher 15
(Hey! are we still keeping our identies secret, guys? I'm getting some mixed messages here)
#SaveGaryGopher
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Why? What happened to Gary?
Mr Genesis,
Legend tells of a long , dark and tortuous thread within the secret Citadel of the Elders wherein the earnest seeker may find the entire dismal story, written in that malodorous substance which emanates from the Dark One’s nether regions and which may not be named.
I have witnessed that thread. The legend speaks the truth.
And by the way, Gavin, dear boy, I am my own Gopher. I answer to nobody, not even Gertie. :angel: Please restrict yourself to speaking for yourself.
Gandalf, the grey Gopher.
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All for having fun here, but honestly not really sure what to think of it; maybe it's fun, maybe it's not. Have made it clear about not appreciating being impersonated, so it's possible presenting some facsimile of me might not be as fun as appearances. Maybe some people just can't handle other people's uniqueness. Maybe it's really funny and somehow original in a way that I can't see. Really don't know and doubt anyone is going to tell me.
Ms Jack,
We is not meaning to disrespect the Piper. And we is not meaning to be any fake smile of yourself. We is thinking that it is very easy to see the difference. We is sad that you is taking that way. We is the Gopher Gary fan club, that is what we is. And we is all hate-full of paedos, so we is finking it is best if GLF poo all over the the hate-full paedo pic and put our “bad photoshop” next to the gopher words instead. Otherwise people finks that the gopher is a paedo . We is all very, very sad when we re-reads our hero’s words, and we sees that horrible, horrible Glitter pretending to be speaking them. The horrible , horrible Glitter is the fake smile. We is not understanding why you is not hate-full of the Glitter, but is hate-full of GLF instead.
But now we is also sad that we is maybe making our hero sad.
If Gopher Gary comes out and says “Go away GLF” we will. We have all sweared to do that. Maybe we go will go away anyway , but we will never ever let the horrible, horrible Glitter come back.
Ms Pyraxis, we is deeply offended that you fink we did a bad photoshop! We did not! We did a bad MSPaint job. So there! Our paws are not so good at these fings. We will let you make a nicer one for us if you like.
Gopher 0 (Gwenny Gopher)
We has con-furred. And we has had a brillant idea. :tigger: We is going to take over another members account, so that our Hero Gopher Gary can come back and delete all ours posts if he wants :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: and then no more GLF posts on his account...not unless the horrible, horrible Glitter comes back. :tigger: :tigger: :tigger:
We is all happy and ex-sited now :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger:
Gwenny Gopher (pp GLF management. They said I could put that . They DID! )
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Seems legit
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All for having fun here, but honestly not really sure what to think of it; maybe it's fun, maybe it's not. Have made it clear about not appreciating being impersonated, so it's possible presenting some facsimile of me might not be as fun as appearances. Maybe some people just can't handle other people's uniqueness. Maybe it's really funny and somehow original in a way that I can't see. Really don't know and doubt anyone is going to tell me.
Ms Jack,
We is not meaning to disrespect the Piper. And we is not meaning to be any fake smile of yourself. We is thinking that it is very easy to see the difference. We is sad that you is taking that way. We is the Gopher Gary fan club, that is what we is. And we is all hate-full of paedos, so we is finking it is best if GLF poo all over the the hate-full paedo pic and put our “bad photoshop” next to the gopher words instead. Otherwise people finks that the gopher is a paedo . We is all very, very sad when we re-reads our hero’s words, and we sees that horrible, horrible Glitter pretending to be speaking them. The horrible , horrible Glitter is the fake smile. We is not understanding why you is not hate-full of the Glitter, but is hate-full of GLF instead.
But now we is also sad that we is maybe making our hero sad.
If Gopher Gary comes out and says “Go away GLF” we will. We have all sweared to do that. Maybe we go will go away anyway , but we will never ever let the horrible, horrible Glitter come back.
Ms Pyraxis, we is deeply offended that you fink we did a bad photoshop! We did not! We did a bad MSPaint job. So there! Our paws are not so good at these fings. We will let you make a nicer one for us if you like.
Gopher 0 (Gwenny Gopher)
We has con-furred. And we has had a brillant idea. :tigger: We is going to take over another members account, so that our Hero Gopher Gary can come back and delete all ours posts if he wants :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: and then no more GLF posts on his account...not unless the horrible, horrible Glitter comes back. :tigger: :tigger: :tigger:
We is all happy and ex-sited now :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger: :tigger:
Gwenny Gopher (pp GLF management. They said I could put that . They DID! )
I am no more understanding of what is going on than a week ago BUT I want to see Gary around
#SaveGaryGopher
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
Why not be Trump in the sock?
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
Why not be Trump in the sock?
You mean use the sock account?
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
Why not be Trump in the sock?
You mean use the sock account?
That's correct. Troll Trump here.
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
Why not be Trump in the sock?
You mean use the sock account?
That's correct. Troll Trump here.
I tried to troll AS Trump but odious messed with the swear filter.
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
Why not be Trump in the sock?
You mean use the sock account?
That's correct. Troll Trump here.
I tried to troll AS Trump but odious messed with the swear filter.
Maybe you could be Trump in the sock, so Genesis can troll him.
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter :tard:
Why not be Trump in the sock?
You mean use the sock account?
That's correct. Troll Trump here.
I tried to troll AS Trump but odious messed with the swear filter.
Maybe you could be Trump in the sock, so Genesis can troll him.
:indeed:
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
No need for the terrorist shit , Mr Scapheap. Our hero, Gary has returned to the forum. Rejoice!!!!
:crowd: :murica:
Oh, and we have now taken over Ms Walkie's account. All of your bases are belong to us. :evillaugh:
Gopher no. 2 (AKA the Boss), GLF
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
No need for the terrorist shit , Mr Scapheap. Our hero, Gary has returned to the forum. Rejoice!!!!
:crowd: :murica:
Oh, and we have now taken over Ms Walkie's account. All of your bases are belong to us. :evillaugh:
Gopher no. 2 (AKA the Boss), GLF
:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
No need for the terrorist shit , Mr Scapheap. Our hero, Gary has returned to the forum. Rejoice!!!!
:crowd: :murica:
Oh, and we have now taken over Ms Walkie's account. All of your bases are belong to us. :evillaugh:
Gopher no. 2 (AKA the Boss), GLF
Where are you hiding Walkie, is she OK? Are the lot of you treating her well?
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Where are you hiding Walkie, is she OK? Are the lot of you treating her well?
Maybe she'll come back as a herd of cattle. :zoinks:
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Where are you hiding Walkie, is she OK? Are the lot of you treating her well?
Maybe she'll come back as a herd of cattle. :zoinks:
So she'll stampede in stead of her usual walk? You'd better watch your butt then. Stampeding cattle has no time to care about gopherbuttocks.
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:zoinks:
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-cow-farm-farming-livestock-stampede-bgrn2738_low.jpg)
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So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! :arrr:
No need for the terrorist shit , Mr Scapheap. Our hero, Gary has returned to the forum. Rejoice!!!!
:crowd: :murica:
Oh, and we have now taken over Ms Walkie's account. All of your bases are belong to us. :evillaugh:
Gopher no. 2 (AKA the Boss), GLF
Where are you hiding Walkie, is she OK? Are the lot of you treating her well?
Ms Hyke, Walkie says she will come back very soon, just as soon as gophers 3 and 4 has finished learning her how to be a forum mole on ours behalf .
I is confused. Walkie looks even less like a mole we do, but that is what they said. And Gertrude has looked Walkie over and said Walkie is no Mata Hari, so no use her trying to butter up the boss. She was very clear about that, and showed Walkie all her teef.
I did ask Walkie if she wants to be a herd of cows instead of a mole, but she started tearing her hair out when I said that. So I fink that means “No”
All these animals is very confusing for Gwenny. But I is happy that Gary Gopher is OK, and the horrible, horrible Glitter is gone. That is the main fing.
We is all having a great big party with jelly and balloons popcorns and fings! Then we is going away, cos there is only room for one gopher, really and we is all happy he is back.
love,
Gwenny
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:party: :glug: :hmmm: hey, guys? i shupose itsssh time we let Walkie have her account back now?
:glug: :idea: i found a great rally shong for ush on YouTube , it goesh "SHHHING IF YOU'RE GLAD TO BE GAY..."
-Gopher Roger (no 27, if anybody cares anymore)
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:glug: :idea: i found a great rally shong for ush on YouTube , it goesh "SHHHING IF YOU'RE GLAD TO BE GAY..."
-Gopher Roger (no 27, if anybody cares anymore)
FFS, Roger, don’t tell me you thought GLF stood for…fucking hell. Well, fuck me, I knew there had to be something queer about a gopher with a name like that. And no , no,n o,no I am not your “special friend” . And no I didn’t mean that literally, that’s just a fucking oath.
-Gordon (Gopher no. 11)
PS No I don’t know a tune called “The Gay Gordon” , and I haven;’t seen a vid of Scotsmen dancing to that tune wearing skirts. And I’m pretty damned sure my parents never saw that vid either. Just keep your fucking paws to yourself , OK? and let me make an announcement.
*Ahem *
We now return this account to it’s rightful mole owner , Ms. Walkie.
Long live Gopher Gary!
-Gordon (for the Gopher Liberation Front)
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Poor gopher Gordon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGtOCpONKGg
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Welcome back Walkie,
How was life among so many relatives of Gary? Did you get allergic to gopher fur?
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Welcome back Walkie,
How was life among so many relatives of Gary? Did you get allergic to gopher fur?
Thank you Hyke :) Well, let's just say that I'm glad to back amongst Aspiekind again. Luckily, my allergies have not increased in number. Oh! And Gordon thanks you for the sympathy and says to tell you that he's catching the next flight to Oz, where men are real men, women are real women, and small furry gophers are real small furry gophers.
-Walkie :)
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Welcome back Walkie,
How was life among so many relatives of Gary? Did you get allergic to gopher fur?
Thank you Hyke :) Well, let's just say that I'm glad to back amongst Aspiekind again. Luckily, my allergies have not increased in number. Oh! And Gordon thanks you for the sympathy and says to tell you that he's catching the next flight to Oz, where men are real men, women are real women, and small furry gophers are real small furry gophers.
-Walkie :)
Gordon should realise that there is no such thing as small in Australia. Spiders have the size of cats, mice have the size of sheep. Small furry gophers are probably really big too.
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Gordon says he will risk it, Hyke. He isn't scared that easily. If the going gets tough, he plans on seeking sanctuary under Al's duvet.
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Gordon says he will risk it, Hyke. He isn't scared that easily. If the going gets tough, he plans on seeking sanctuary under Al's duvet.
Poor Al.
Gordon, do give Al a squeeze from me, if you ever get there.
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Gordon says he will risk it, Hyke. He isn't scared that easily. If the going gets tough, he plans on seeking sanctuary under Al's duvet.
Poor Al.
Gordon, do give Al a squeeze from me, if you ever get there.
We have a gopher like creature in Australia. About the same size. It's called a Tasmanian Devil.
(https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/files/2013/10/tassie.jpg)
"The Tasmanian devil has an exceptionally strong bite for its size, generating a force of over 553 N (124 lbf).[50] The jaw can open to 75–80 degrees, allowing the devil to generate the large amount of power to tear meat and crush bones[47]—sufficient force to allow it to bite through thick metal wire"
They aren't domesticated and probably not worth patting
That's our gophers.
Here are our spiders
(http://clientcdn.akamai.uniquewebsites.com.au/web-express-evolution-media-4642217-shutterstock_127798220.jpg)
Crabs?
(http://i.imgur.com/7hixUzz.jpg)
Pigs?
(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/05/28/1225717/392098-giant-pig-caught.jpg)
Be nice to them and they won't bother you
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I think the gopher needs to stay right here :murica: where it is safe!
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Are they welcome under your duvet, when it gets cold outside?
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Hey Al ,
We Limeys have all heard of the Tasmanian Devil, on account of the lovable cartoon character Taz:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e7/30/c0/e730c0c4da4ecf2d230f4c9862c76602.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r_AEEP5JPU.
Any relation, btw?
Oh! And of course I looked at your thread I love Australia , and followed your link http://viralvinny.com/24-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-visit-australia.
So hmm, yeah, looks like aussie gophers are either a bit of a handful, , like you say or else oversized , like Hyke says:
(http://i.imgur.com/nL869eN.jpg)
Anyways, you posted a bit too late to argue Gordon into changing his mind. So we'll just have to hope that Taz doesn't have any gay relatives, hmm? That would be really upsetting for Gordon, to run into one of those, methinks .
-Walkie
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Indeed. It does sound more than a little traumatising.
I hope the trip whether business or pleasure is both enjoyable and a success. I hope he gets to see our jewel in the crown that is South-western Australia.
It is a lot colder here than I would like. Rather than Have sending random men and creepy crawlies under my duvet to warm me, she is welcome to slip under there herself. ;)
(I do not think there is a person alive who ever accused me of subtlety. I have no idea why that might be) :)
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(I do not think there is a person alive who ever accused me of subtlety. I have no idea why that might be) :)
let me guess...:apondering:...you're a spazz? :autism:
kinda soundslike you need a hug, nonetheless :hug:
Now, i think I'd better stop relaying messages from gophers, i just typed "Van Goph" twice over , entirely by accident, in another thread. Eek :vortex2:
So here's a bit of serious spiel, on the subject:
what happened was this:
1) the damned idiot Walkie tried to push the idea that the Gopher should have exclusive exclusive use of the sock account
2) jack got extremely pissed off about this for reasons that the damned idiot Walkie found extremely hard to comprehend
3) the whole episode resulted in: A) Walkie declaring that she had no damned interest in ever using the sock account herself (which was totally true) and that people could do what they damned well pleased , she was out of it.
B) Jack deciding to experimentally yank the gopher out of the sock to see what happenened next
C) Gary freaking Glitter appearing next to all of the gopher's posts.
Item C is what convinced the damned idiot Walkie that there were worse things in the world than getting egg your face, and the visage of Gary Glitter was one of 'em. So she decided to call in the GLF, who decided on Walkie's behalf, that direct action was the only way forwards
For the sake of you guys across across the pond: Gary Glitter is an instantly recognisable, incredibly famous nonce , over here. Oh and nonce is a British word for "paedo" (apparently some of you have neither heard of nonces nor Glitter) . Not only was it pretty sick (in the medical sense, not the complimentary sense) to see the gopher's words seeminly attributed to a paedo, and all interchanges with the gopher cast in an entirely new light; but, also it looked to me that this was an absolutely perfect little ruse for scaring new members away...if that's what we want? But hang on, no we don't , do we?
Anyways, since the damned idiot Walkie had inadvertently got us into this, it seemed incumbent on said damned idiot to do something about it . The rest of the story more-or-less unfolds in this thread.
-the damned idiot Walkie :)
P.S. now I only need to train myself out of referring to myself in third person, huh? :LOL:
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I do not think you are alone in the spazz department here.
(https://www.makemymerch.in/image/cache/data/Wolfman/cheshire-cat-were-all-mad-here-category-612x459.png)
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(I do not think there is a person alive who ever accused me of subtlety. I have no idea why that might be) :)
let me guess...:apondering:...you're a spazz? :autism:
kinda soundslike you need a hug, nonetheless :hug:
Now, i think I'd better stop relaying messages from gophers, i just typed "Van Goph" twice over , entirely by accident, in another thread. Eek :vortex2:
So here's a bit of serious spiel, on the subject:
what happened was this:
1) the damned idiot Walkie tried to push the idea that the Gopher should have exclusive exclusive use of the sock account
2) jack got extremely pissed off about this for reasons that the damned idiot Walkie found extremely hard to comprehend
3) the whole episode resulted in: A) Walkie declaring that she had no damned interest in ever using the sock account herself (which was totally true) and that people could do what they damned well pleased , she was out of it.
B) Jack deciding to experimentally yank the gopher out of the sock to see what happenened next
C) Gary freaking Glitter appearing next to all of the gopher's posts.
Item C is what convinced the damned idiot Walkie that there were worse things in the world than getting egg your face, and the visage of Gary Glitter was one of 'em. So she decided to call in the GLF, who decided on Walkie's behalf, that direct action was the only way forwards
For the sake of you guys across across the pond: Gary Glitter is an instantly recognisable, incredibly famous nonce , over here. Oh and nonce is a British word for "paedo" (apparently some of you have neither heard of nonces nor Glitter) . Not only was it pretty sick (in the medical sense, not the complimentary sense) to see the gopher's words seeminly attributed to a paedo, and all interchanges with the gopher cast in an entirely new light; but, also it looked to me that this was an absolutely perfect little ruse for scaring new members away...if that's what we want? But hang on, no we don't , do we?
Anyways, since the damned idiot Walkie had inadvertently got us into this, it seemed incumbent on said damned idiot to do something about it . The rest of the story more-or-less unfolds in this thread.
-the damned idiot Walkie :)
P.S. now I only need to train myself out of referring to myself in third person, huh? :LOL:
You should come back. :zoinks:
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
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Huntsman spiders are cool. They are harmless to humans.
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
Huntsman spiders are my favourites
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
:GA: :GA: :GA:
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
Huntsman spiders are my favourites
I take it you don't suffer from arachnophobia? :-\
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Huntsman spiders are cool. They are harmless to humans.
But they're so big and ... hairy. :hide:
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All that hair keeps them warm in the bitterly cold Australian winter.
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Chicago winter is worse -_-
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It was sarcastic. :P Most of Australia has incredibly mild winters.
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Canberra - where Al is - gets snow during winter. I don't know how much though.
In the west where I am, no snow.
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There was this thing about two years ago known as a Polar Vortex which somehow brought negative degree temps to an all-time low. Probably the worst that I could remember.
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The only time it snowed on Christmas Day in New Orleans, we had Hurricane Katrina next August.
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After the Polar Vortex in Chicago, we had too many days were the Temps were either too hot or just not right.
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The only time it snowed on Christmas Day in New Orleans, we had Hurricane Katrina next August.
Let's not do that again.
Go somewhere else if you have to have snow at Chrisstmas, please.
:puppy:
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
Huntsman spiders are my favourites
I take it you don't suffer from arachnophobia? :-\
I have read that no matter where one lives on planet Earth, one is never more that four to six feet from a spider.
I have also read that the average person eats/swallows a spider at least once per year in their sleep.
People often sleep with their mouths open and marauding spiders, in need of water or at least a wet meal, are attracted to the water vapor wafting from our open mouths while we sleep. They sometimes venture in to hunt and tickle our throats and we huff, smack and swallow. Seldom, but occasionallly the unfortunate spider is overwhelmed by our natural ability to clear our throats and down into our gullet she goes.
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:trollface:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NdLkU7fu1M
I need a scope for MY air rifle.
:thumbup:
I do not have to worry about gophers, but I have gillions of pesky little ground squirrels.
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
Huntsman spiders are my favourites
I take it you don't suffer from arachnophobia? :-\
I have read that no matter where one lives on planet Earth, one is never more that four to six feet from a spider.
I have also read that the average person eats/swallows a spider at least once per year in their sleep.
People often sleep with their mouths open and marauding spiders, in need of water or at least a wet meal, are attracted to the water vapor wafting from our open mouths while we sleep. They sometimes venture in to hunt and tickle our throats and we huff, smack and swallow. Seldom, but occasionallly the unfortunate spider is overwhelmed by our natural ability to clear our throats and down into our gullet she goes.
:zombiefuck:
I knew that but I really didn't have to be reminded.
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
Huntsman spiders are my favourites
I take it you don't suffer from arachnophobia? :-\
I have read that no matter where one lives on planet Earth, one is never more that four to six feet from a spider.
I have also read that the average person eats/swallows a spider at least once per year in their sleep.
People often sleep with their mouths open and marauding spiders, in need of water or at least a wet meal, are attracted to the water vapor wafting from our open mouths while we sleep. They sometimes venture in to hunt and tickle our throats and we huff, smack and swallow. Seldom, but occasionallly the unfortunate spider is overwhelmed by our natural ability to clear our throats and down into our gullet she goes.
:zombiefuck:
I knew that but I really didn't have to be reminded.
:mischief:
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Ugh. I could live without those spiders. :zombiefuck:
I was watching a show about Australian wildlife. The host was driving his car while chatting
with the audience, and out of nowhere a huntsman spider appeared on his shoulder and
crawled around on him. :runaway: :GA: And he just talked about the spider as if it were
no big deal to drive while being CRAWLED UPON. I would have crashed that car!
Huntsman spiders are my favourites
I take it you don't suffer from arachnophobia? :-\
I have read that no matter where one lives on planet Earth, one is never more that four to six feet from a spider.
I have also read that the average person eats/swallows a spider at least once per year in their sleep.
People often sleep with their mouths open and marauding spiders, in need of water or at least a wet meal, are attracted to the water vapor wafting from our open mouths while we sleep. They sometimes venture in to hunt and tickle our throats and we huff, smack and swallow. Seldom, but occasionallly the unfortunate spider is overwhelmed by our natural ability to clear our throats and down into our gullet she goes.
Spiders are cool. This little fella in Queensland was playing with a mouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6Vo0NBJPw
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I have no problems with small spiders--the kind we have here--but the larger ones are too much for me.
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I don't mind teeny tiny little "money spiders", but the bigger they get, the more they make me shudder. Some of the house spiders here grow to about 3" across (counting legs as well) and their bodies grow to nearly 1" long. I've been known to vacate a room when I spot a big one. The hairy spiders in the garden really give me the creeps as well.
I've just read online that those house spiders can go for months without food or drink. So that's how come the house can seem spider-free for ages, then suddenly there's a bunch of big ones , all at once. Mating season .
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I have no problems with small spiders--the kind we have here--but the larger ones are too much for me.
I take solace in the fact that they do not have wings.
:yikes:
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I don't mind teeny tiny little "money spiders", but the bigger they get, the more they make me shudder. Some of the house spiders here grow to about 3" across (counting legs as well) and their bodies grow to nearly 1" long. I've been known to vacate a room when I spot a big one. The hairy spiders in the garden really give me the creeps as well.
I've just read online that those house spiders can go for months without food or drink. So that's how come the house can seem spider-free for ages, then suddenly there's a bunch of big ones , all at once. Mating season .
We have plenty of big hairies in the garden, but we also have some big, pretty shineys.
These pretty ladies set a special section of her web tightly wound (notice the squiggly part) as a quick-access net that she throws over anything landing in her net. The potential meal or threat is almost instantly snared beyond escape.
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:GA:
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I take solace in the fact that they do not have wings.
:yikes:
Unlike those good old southern roaches.
:hide:
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I take solace in the fact that they do not have wings.
:yikes:
Unlike those good old southern roaches.
:hide:
:fos: :screwy: :lies:
You do not know what you are talking about! NO such things exists.
Met them, have you?
( Those hand sized flying cockroaches were supposed to be a secret!! Thank you very much!! )
:laugh:
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Something died under our house. Day or two later I walk into the dining room and ohgodtheyreswarmingeverywhere. Much smashing was done that day. Somehow they got in through a crack in the wall or the floor, despite our best efforts to proof the place.