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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: McGiver on January 08, 2007, 12:31:02 AM
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i am completely sober right now, in case you were wondering.
however, it seems like many people post drunk or drugges and they really don't make much sense. or they say some off the waal stuff.
so, i think it may be wise to log into this thread and admit what you are on, so we can show a little more latitude with your posts.
thank you!
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Kevv has had 15 beers by now.... he's pretty fuckin lit!!
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Feeling a Dead Day coming. May be over due. Sober, though.
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I DISAGREE.
I can handle it!!
I am unique...
For I have a different stomach for cake and icecream!
(Does it not count when you are neither drunk, nor the one who said it?)
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I have posted buzzed several times, something I have to watch carefully when I'm in a bad mood. I'm not talking about a bad mood, But a really "BAD MOOD SPELL". Fortunately thats rare! Otherwise, when I'm buzzed, I'm a goofball!
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I sometimes post under the influence of mild opiates and sometimes valium or alcohol. 8) Right now I'm on nothing, though.
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I sometimes post under the influence of mild opiates and sometimes valium or alcohol. 8) Right now I'm on nothing, though.
you sound disappointed.
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Yep. It's funnier being on drugs. 8)
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Drugged. Am not sure if exhauxtion is more chemical or real. Am aware .25mg of xanax jsut doens't seem to have the kick i wanted but tomorrow I might be glad when I'm not a(s much of a) zombie.
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Drugged. Am not sure if exhauxtion is more chemical or real. Am aware .25mg of xanax jsut doens't seem to have the kick i wanted but tomorrow I might be glad when I'm not a(s much of a) zombie.
Are you drunk and stoned posting too??
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Some Lexapro, some Dexamphetamine. Well, they are drugs.
No alcohol or pot, however.
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Tramadol and single malt. 8) But now it's really time to go to bed. :zzz:
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Drugged. Am not sure if exhauxtion is more chemical or real. Am aware .25mg of xanax jsut doens't seem to have the kick i wanted but tomorrow I might be glad when I'm not a(s much of a) zombie.
Are you drunk and stoned posting too??
no, i wasn't. I said what I was on.
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There's a term for this: PUI.
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There's a term for this: PUI.
posting under the influence.
lol
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I'm at work so I'm pretty sober. However, from home I have posted while drinking... I have made some "more than friendly" comments. (mostly to the female population). I wish there was someway of flagging the "Poster" as "writting under the influence" so the comments would be read with that in mind. I try not to write anything that I wouldn't also write soberly, it just seems that my inhibition goes underground.
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that is what this thread is for.
if you are drunk or whatever, announce it here first. then feel free to lower your inhibitions. since you have your excuse in place.
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Apathy! Yay! :laugh: :cheer: :grouphug: :roses: :dunk: :shark: :naruto4:
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Yeah, apathy, whoop-a-dee-doo :violin:
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I meant mine, not anyone else's.
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whatever
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I meant mine, not anyone else's.
You can borrow some of mine, if you want, I don't really care.
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I really ought to be leveling up. I'd say improving myself, but I don't really think it is an improvement to learn german or learn statistics, or learn how scholars analyze music or how fools pervert the world into their limited twisted interpretation of logic. It is more like leveling up. Impartial accumulation of knowledge, a lot of which is useless to me.
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Well, I decided that I would rather learn a little about something than carry on as I have been, just watching movies and posting on the net. The more I learn, the more I will have to talk about too. Every since watching that 'Elizabeth' tv thing, I have wanted to learn more about her, so I got a book on her. Even if I dont manage to read it all, I can accumulate some. And I read some on Mozart too last night, as these historical people fascinate me. I can never see them as being essentially like us, only from another period etc. It does not seem to compute in my brain because of the things they did...like beheading, but then, parts of humanity still uses the electric chair and chops off hands for theft, so not that much has changed I guess.
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Well, i'd love to improve myself. But that wont get me what I need in the long term(within 10 years).
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I suppose it depends what you need and whether what you need is attainable and whether what you think you need is actually what you really need?
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I need to become a psychologist to prevent my fathers whining to bother me. What would improve me is almost entirely different from that. But it is not financially possible to do what is true to my happiness first then, do what is true to my fathers vision of my security.
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What I wanted to achieve in life does not seem possible, but I would also not do what my parents want as it is my life and not theirs. My ex when I met him, had been working in a factory doing the motherboard printing for 16 years. It was a dead end job...he wasn't happy, but it was a routine he knew and it felt safe. Once I arrived, for some reason or other, he left his job...I remember helping him to write the letter to his employer and encouraging him to make the move...and he applied to go to college to take A-levels(British Qualifications you need for university) and he did very well and got 4 A-levels. He applied to university and he got in on a psychology course as to do psychology had been his ambition. He did well on it, getting a 2:1 and also managed to get a full counselling qualification. He is now hoping to move onto clinical psychology training having spent several years working in care to acquire the necessary money and experience for that. When I met him, he hardly mixed with people, had no understanding really of emotions(Well, he is an aspie) and would not leave the island he lives on for fear of getting lost.
Whenever he came to london with me to stay with my family for xmas and theatre visits, my mother made him do little things on his own. remember once she sent him back to a large store alone to get himself a pair of jeans...gave him the money for them. He behaved very badly, and sulked and got angry, but he did manage it and came out armed with his pair of jeans. Since I left him, he has achieved even more. He always had an interest in pyrotechnics. He has gone on to learn circus skills and fire spinning to a level where he is paid to put on performances. He has even gone abroad to Greece to perform, which I found incredible. He is better at socialising than I am now, and to me, that goes to show what can be achieved as he is from a finacially poor background and had quite bad social issues. Then again, here in the Uk, your university fees are paid for you if your parents are below a certain income.
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I need to become a psychologist to prevent my fathers whining to bother me. What would improve me is almost entirely different from that. But it is not financially possible to do what is true to my happiness first then, do what is true to my fathers vision of my security.
The problem with most fathers, especially good ones, is that they already have a sizable dose of regrets from a misspent youth and would do anything to prevent their children from experiencing those regrets. Of course, the child does not think of themselves as misspending their youth, because they are not aware of how completely their needs and desires change with maturity. Those regretting fathers didn't know either, during their youth, in spite of their fathers.
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I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
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I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
it's been a while for me.
when can we get together for that drink....
or smoke?
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it's been a while for me.
when can we get together for that drink....
or smoke?
I have to bang my GF tonight, maybe tommorow??
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it's been a while for me.
when can we get together for that drink....
or smoke?
I have to bang my GF tonight, maybe tommorow??
i need a copla more days.
i still walk funny. ;D
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Is anyone besides mcjagger intererested in a one night stand, or cudding, or biting?
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why wouldn't anybody not be interested in a responsible one night stand.
fucking is freat. it's fucking great.
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why wouldn't anybody not be interested in a responsible one night stand.
fucking is freat. it's fucking great.
I'm not interested in a one night stand. My husband and I are both monogamous and I would not be interested in doing anything that could hurt someone I care about so much. Even before we were married, neither of us were interested in one night stands.
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why wouldn't anybody not be interested in a responsible one night stand.
fucking is freat. it's fucking great.
I'm not interested in a one night stand. My husband and I are both monogamous and I would not be interested in doing anything that could hurt someone I care about so much. Even before we were married, neither of us were interested in one night stands.
I was actually very interested in one night stands when I was younger, but hardly got any. Nowadays I don't think they're much worth. It's much better to have a steady partner, whether it's a wife, a girlfriend or just a fuckfriend.
I'm on morphine now, by the way, just a tablet, though. I've never injected drugs. :stoned:
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Hey, I'm on tung oil, baby!
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Hey, I'm on tung oil, baby!
What's in tung oil that is narcotic? ???
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tung oil makes me picture a big red tongue in a jar
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Hey, I'm on tung oil, baby!
What's in tung oil that is narcotic? ???
It's a finish for wood. (Maybe he's getting high off the fumes?)
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hey i am drunk don't mind me i am surprised i was able to find this thread :)
i love you all
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I sometimes post under the influence of mild opiates and sometimes valium or alcohol. 8) Right now I'm on nothing, though.
yum, you mind sending me some of those? :eyebrows: Valium and me get along. :P
I need to become a psychologist to prevent my fathers whining to bother me. What would improve me is almost entirely different from that. But it is not financially possible to do what is true to my happiness first then, do what is true to my fathers vision of my security.
Noms, if his whinings bothers you why don't you tell him?
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yum, you mind sending me some of those? :eyebrows: Valium and me get along. :P
Sure, but you have to PM me your adress in that case, dear.
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hey my stomch hurts lo l i found this thread htough lol i'm drunk
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I'm on morphine now, by the way, just a tablet, though. I've never injected drugs. :stoned:
Why the morphine? If you don't mind my asking. I think I'm missing some info here.
I just took 10mg of Lamictal. I really don't think that counts.
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I'm on morphine now, by the way, just a tablet, though. I've never injected drugs. :stoned:
Why the morphine? If you don't mind my asking. I think I'm missing some info here.
I just took 10mg of Lamictal. I really don't think that counts.
A friend of mine got morphine against post-op pain. She didn't feel that they did any good, though, so she sent them to me. 8)
What's lamictal?
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Morphine didn't work for my post-operative pain either (unless it was IV and it was really good then), I just stopped taking them.
Lamictal is an antiepileptic. I am taking it for Temporal Lobe Epilepsy symptoms.
And you are a fast typer, Litigious.
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Lit you lucky bastard sunuvabiatch!!!!!!!!!! :o
btw this is my 1300th post!!! :eh: :cheer: :thanks: :party: :soapbox: :peace: :snake: :chicken: :birthday: :venere: :gaara:
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And you are a fast typer, Litigious.
I know. 8)
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Morphine didn't work for my post-operative pain either (unless it was IV and it was really good then), I just stopped taking them.
Lamictal is an antiepileptic. I am taking it for Temporal Lobe Epilepsy symptoms.
And you are a fast typer, Litigious.
yes.
the morphine button/drip.
i remember two days of nothing but dream sequences.
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eww!
Anything with morphine in it makes me extremely violent - no thanks. I'm violent enough without chemicals.
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Oh, it was just 10 mg. :angel:
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Noms, if his whinings bothers you why don't you tell him?
I have, more whining.
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well then tell him to shut the heck up :P
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I have, more whining.
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Lit you lucky bastard sunuvabiatch!!!!!!!!!! :o
btw this is my 1300th post!!! :eh: :cheer: :thanks: :party: :soapbox: :peace: :snake: :chicken: :birthday: :venere: :gaara:
Good for You. :meditate: :clap:
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Morphine didn't work for my post-operative pain either (unless it was IV and it was really good then), I just stopped taking them.
Lamictal is an antiepileptic. I am taking it for Temporal Lobe Epilepsy symptoms.
And you are a fast typer, Litigious.
yes.
the morphine button/drip.
i remember two days of nothing but dream sequences.
I loved My morphine button/drip when I had knee surgery. :thumbup:
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Lit you lucky bastard sunuvabiatch!!!!!!!!!! :o
btw this is my 1300th post!!! :eh: :cheer: :thanks: :party: :soapbox: :peace: :snake: :chicken: :birthday: :venere: :gaara:
Good for You. :meditate: :clap:
thanks Kevv :green: :P :)
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Lit you lucky bastard sunuvabiatch!!!!!!!!!! :o
btw this is my 1300th post!!! :eh: :cheer: :thanks: :party: :soapbox: :peace: :snake: :chicken: :birthday: :venere: :gaara:
Good for You. :meditate: :clap:
thanks Kevv :green: :P :)
Oh I forget plus one too. ;D
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yes.
the morphine button/drip.
i remember two days of nothing but dream sequences.
I'd wake up, push the button, go back to sleep. And repeat that many, many times. It was great.
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Lit you lucky bastard sunuvabiatch!!!!!!!!!! :o
btw this is my 1300th post!!! :eh: :cheer: :thanks: :party: :soapbox: :peace: :snake: :chicken: :birthday: :venere: :gaara:
Good for You. :meditate: :clap:
thanks Kevv :green: :P :)
Oh I forget plus one too. ;D
aww plus one for you too :green:
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yes.
the morphine button/drip.
i remember two days of nothing but dream sequences.
I'd wake up, push the button, go back to sleep. And repeat that many, many times. It was great.
It was great for Me too. To feel great in the end. ;)
I've repeated more than not just to feel good too. ;D
Plus one for feeling good too.
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Lit you lucky bastard sunuvabiatch!!!!!!!!!! :o
btw this is my 1300th post!!! :eh: :cheer: :thanks: :party: :soapbox: :peace: :snake: :chicken: :birthday: :venere: :gaara:
Good for You. :meditate: :clap:
thanks Kevv :green: :P :)
Oh I forget plus one too. ;D
aww plus one for you too :green:
You are about to achieve leet.
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OMG! the holy number. :meditate:
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OMG! the holy number. :meditate:
Remember Holiness is next to Godliness. ;) :LMAO: :meditate:
Plus one to You too. :eyebrows:
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OMG! the holy number. :meditate:
:laugh:
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I'm on beer now. Can hardly say that I'm drunk, though. 8)
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holiness is next to godliness lmao :laugh: + for Kevv
and + for DirtDawg, i would have missed the holy number without you :o
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holiness is next to godliness lmao :laugh: + for Kevv
and + for DirtDawg, i would have missed the holy number without you :o
Thanks I need one. ;D
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here have another. :green:
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Shooo shleepee.
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Shooo shleepee.
But were you drunk or drugged? :P
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Shooo shleepee.
But were you drunk or drugged? :P
drugged. PRN benzo. Moderately stressful day.
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BTW, not that this is why I am drugged, but there's a different causality, rather- I'm back to being a full-blown gum addict. I'll try to cut back next week, when my schoolwork is complete. Now, I can't seem to think of anything to tell myself but "fuck it. Chew the gum. What else is there to do?"
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Over half a dozen packs of orbit a day at this point. :-[
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Sounds like a waste to me - they seem to kill each other's buzz. Unless I'm odd in not finding tramadol + booze a stellar combination. :-\
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Sounds like a waste to me - they seem to kill each other's buzz. Unless I'm odd in not finding tramadol + booze a stellar combination. :-\
To be honest, booze kind of cuts the edge of tramadol. But it's good to get drunk sometimes, like 2-3 times a week. I have 175 50 mg capsules of tramadol left. 8)
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Over half a dozen packs of orbit a day at this point. :-[
they now have a 60 piece mega pack!
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Over half a dozen packs of orbit a day at this point. :-[
they now have a 60 piece mega pack!
That would be one way for me to chew fewer packs a day.
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Over half a dozen packs of orbit a day at this point. :-[
they now have a 60 piece mega pack!
That would be one way for me to chew fewer packs a day.
alot more difficult to tote around. the container would be cumbersome.
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Over half a dozen packs of orbit a day at this point. :-[
they now have a 60 piece mega pack!
That would be one way for me to chew fewer packs a day.
alot more difficult to tote around. the container would be cumbersome.
My purse could smuggle an entire bag of popcorn into a movie theater, and a couple soft drink cans. (which is, by the way, why I got it.) I think I can carry the big pack of gum.
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Chewing gum? :laugh: I'm on tramadol and whisky. 8)
Over half a dozen packs of orbit a day at this point. :-[
they now have a 60 piece mega pack!
That would be one way for me to chew fewer packs a day.
alot more difficult to tote around. the container would be cumbersome.
My purse could smuggle an entire bag of popcorn into a movie theater, and a couple soft drink cans. (which is, by the way, why I got it.) I think I can carry the big pack of gum.
they are oval/conal....you could carry them in your bra.
btw- i couldn't find a picture on google image.
maybe california is a test market region for these. they are new.
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i hope i finally get enough sleep tonight
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I'm on tramadol and sodium naproxen right now. :angel:
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Ah. Finally found it. Wonder why it didn't work with the link?
Nothing but vodka - well that and an illegal (but non-external) high.
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I'm currently attempting to work up a buzz from cheap beer. !!!GO DRUNKEN/DRUGGED POSTING!!!
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I'm currently attempting to work up a buzz from cheap beer. !!!GO DRUNKEN/DRUGGED POSTING!!!
i expect several nonsensical rants out of you.
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I'm currently attempting to work up a buzz from cheap beer. !!!GO DRUNKEN/DRUGGED POSTING!!!
i expect several nonsensical rants out of you.
*Fakes being shocked* From me?! :o What makes you think that? You've got some nerve, mister! You've got some korvhundnerve!
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I'm currently attempting to work up a buzz from cheap beer. !!!GO DRUNKEN/DRUGGED POSTING!!!
i expect several nonsensical rants out of you.
*Fakes being shocked* From me?! :o What makes you think that? You've got some nerve, mister! You've got some korvhundnerve!
well, you've got some skitkorv.
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Well, you've got some korvkorv!
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quick lit, i need some more swedish words that i can use to insult.
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quick lit, i need some more swedish words that i can use to insult.
Try this one, it usually works for me:
Din morsa är en hora som knullar med döda älgar ute på E-4:an mitt i natten, trots mötande trafik. Jag träffade henne ute på krogen förra torsdan och hon sög av mig som tack för att jag stoppade en slant i jukeboxen.
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was is dat?
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In this case, it's like skitkorv2.
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was is dat?
Oh, his insult: "Your mother is a hooker who fucks dead elchs on European road 4 (one of the main roads in Sweden), despite cars passing by. I met her in a bar last Thursday and she blew me as thanks for putting a coin into the jukebox."
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Oh, his insult: "Your mother is a hooker who fucks dead elchs on European road 4 (one of the main roads in Sweden), despite cars passing by. I met her in a bar last Thursday and she blew me as thanks for putting a coin into the jukebox."
I'd choose "nickel" over "coin" but otherwise that was a very good translation! ;D
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awesome.
that is such a great insult, i defer to yout excellence.
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He isn't the madest Swede after me on this forum for nothing. 8)
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i think he gives you a run for your money as the second madest swede.
odeon is tha maddest, what, with all this talk of peace and shit.
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Odeon would be considered pretty normal in Sweden, while Zer0 and I would be considered total morons, especially my opinion on guns would make me sound like a moron in Sweden. By the way, Odeon isn't a real Swede, he's a Finn. :o ;)
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i forgot. the draft dodger.
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i forgot. the draft dodger.
I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders. 2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?
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i registere, but the draft never happened.
now, i am too old.
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I also dodged out of the draft because I hate taking orders from anyone other than myself. That, and that I knew that it was just a matter of time before I'd kill someone if they screamed orders in my face at the top of their voice while I had a loaded gun in my hands.
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second time, double dose, twice the fun. fuckity joy.
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Time to start. Got to get smashed enough to deal with all the little girlies.
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Time to start. Got to get smashed enough to deal with all the little girlies.
i'm keeping my eye on you.
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Time to start. Got to get smashed enough to deal with all the little girlies.
i'm keeping my eye on you.
As will they be.
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i forgot. the draft dodger.
I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders. 2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?
You can enlist for one year? Cool. If I was a young Swedish cock, just growing tail feathers, I would give them a year, just so I could learn to shoot, well.
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second time, double dose, twice the fun. fuckity joy.
Gum, again? Is that a new flavor, Fuckity Joy?
... or are you thinking of something better to gnaw on?
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Time to start. Got to get smashed enough to deal with all the little girlies.
Gotta start all over. STBM. I hate my tolerance.
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i forgot. the draft dodger.
I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders. 2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?
You can enlist for one year? Cool. If I was a young Swedish cock, just growing tail feathers, I would give them a year, just so I could learn to shoot, well.
We have draft, so when I was 18, I could have gone to prison if I had simply refused military duty. I asked for postponement of my military duty for my university studies, and one day a Captain so and so called me and asked if I was really interested in going to the military, and I answered him "Honestly, no." So he exempted me from military service. But you can enlist too, women too.
But I could also have applied to a shooting club. Like I said, guns aren't banned, they're only very restricted. But I was too shy in that age, and now it would feel weird to apply for one. People usually join shooting clubs when they're 18-20. And they're often unwillingly and suspicious to new members, due to the fact that a few people actually have committed crimes with legal gun. And I refuse the whole idea. Would you accept to keep your driver's license on the condition that you went back to driving school at least a couple of months for the rest of your life? Because that's how the shooting club system works. You have to stay a member to keep your license, and you have to go to the club on a somewhat regular basis. The cops can check you, and if you haven't been there for a couple of months, they can take your license. And if you get a license to keep the gun in your home (which needs a separate procedure), the cops have a right to come and search your house whenever they please to check out that you have your gun locked up properly...So you can have a gun legally, alright, if you accept this procedure and if you accept that the cops can come into your home like you were some criminal...
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second time, double dose, twice the fun. fuckity joy.
Gum, again? Is that a new flavor, Fuckity Joy?
... or are you thinking of something better to gnaw on?
xanax.
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i forgot. the draft dodger.
I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders. 2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?
You can enlist for one year? Cool. If I was a young Swedish cock, just growing tail feathers, I would give them a year, just so I could learn to shoot, well.
We have draft, so when I was 18, I could have gone to prison if I had simply refused military duty. I asked for postponement of my military duty for my university studies, and one day a Captain so and so called me and asked if I was really interested in going to the military, and I answered him "Honestly, no." So he exempted me from military service. But you can enlist too, women too.
But I could also have applied to a shooting club. Like I said, guns aren't banned, they're only very restricted. But I was too shy in that age, and now it would feel weird to apply for one. People usually join shooting clubs when they're 18-20. And they're often unwillingly and suspicious to new members, due to the fact that a few people actually have committed crimes with legal gun. And I refuse the whole idea. Would you accept to keep your driver's license on the condition that you went back to driving school at least a couple of months for the rest of your life? Because that's how the shooting club system works. You have to stay a member to keep your license, and you have to go to the club on a somewhat regular basis. The cops can check you, and if you haven't been there for a couple of months, they can take your license. And if you get a license to keep the gun in your home (which needs a separate procedure), the cops have a right to come and search your house whenever they please to check out that you have your gun locked up properly...So you can have a gun legally, alright, if you accept this procedure and if you accept that the cops can come into your home like you were some criminal...
Technically they have a similar provision (must submit your guns and records, on demand, for inspection) in the gun laws of this country, but I believe it was only put there, after Kennedy's assassanation with a mail order gun, to allow some gray areas for the BATF to abuse. Fortunately the abuse of that power doesn't happen often, but the wording is challenged still. The wording of those laws makes a great argument between left and right, partly because legislators had left it to the criminals to honor the law (absurd!). In the sixties, the gun laws were changed drastically and created a middle-man (arrangement between BATF and Federally licensed dealerships was changed) to keep more complete records for them and made it illegal for individuals to purchase weapons from manufacturers or importers. We are not really all that free, in this country, either.
Before there were speedy, online, background checks performed on buyers, when purchasing certain weapons, the felons who were forbidden to purchase, still bought guns in legal stores. As a licensee, you would have been liable to lose your license if one of the guns you sold, went directly into the hands of a felon. The only legal defense for the dealer, would be whether the gun was purchased before a felony was committed or whether you sold a gun to a previously convicted felon. Either way, the only way to save your license, after selling to a felon, was to give them totally complete (yellow form, they call it) and current information to convict the criminal, again. Kind of gestapo-like if you ask me. The BATF is about as close to being "above the law" as you can get. Even old hillbillies knew this and they used to shoot "revenooers" on site - a short term solution, kind of like blowing up a road sign. (I never blew up any road signs, but I had an old pickup at one time and several other tough old cars. I just ran over them, for what ever offense I felt them responsible for. Usually it was for reflecting sunlight at me.)
As far as feeling weird, I would feel even weirder if I did not have my weapons, even though I am separated from most of them, right now. They had to be put into storage, when we moved, because (my priorities changed) I just don't have room for the safes, in my home, anymore, but, trust me, I do not "go around naked". The Browning safes were my idea, because at one time I had quite a few guns and lived in an area of Texas that was a little dangerous to have unused guns, just sitting around.
I turned eighteen in nineteen seventy three and they were already "ending" the Viet Nam conflict and very few people were being drafted, compared to a couple of years before. I was prepared to enlist, because there was "rumor" that if you enlist, instead of making the army "look for you in Canada" you would have a little say in what job you went for. It was not true, however. You were safe from the draft, if you were establishing a Canadian citizenship and they sent almost everyone newly enlisted to the front lines, as fodder, anyway.
I feel better knowing how to control a weapon, even though I don't really shoot much, anymore. I would work through the embarrassment and join the club, anyway. It is simply the way it is done in your country. You want to play, you gotta use their rules. Take it from an older guy: What are you waiting for? You are only getting older.
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I must confess to being moderately bladdered. My back went earlier today so I've been popping CoCodamol (paracetamol and codeine) like smarties, then decided 'fuck it, I'm gonna have some beers and watch the second series of Black Books and laugh like a hyena'... there appears to be a synergistic effect, unlike tramadol which goes with booze like chainsaws go with hangovers. result - I'm halfway down my sixth pint, dancing to tanzwut, in a fucking good mood and nowhere near ready for bed yet. dammit! :party:
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CHEERS MATE.
ENJOY TONIGHT, FOR TOMORROW WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
sorry about the yelling. i fixed my caps lock now, and was too lazy to rewrite the post. but not lazy enough to write this disclaimer.
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Meh. I fear no caps lock. :P
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i forgot. the draft dodger.
I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders.
I don't like taking orders either, but when it's done in a professional manner, it's not so bad. they're usually telling you to do something that makes sense.
2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?
When I was in, me going out buying guns and shooting on my free time was looked upon favorably by the chain of command. As a matter of fact, our Platoon Sergeant was my shooting buddy and I kept my guns over at his house because I lived in the barracks where you couldn't keep guns.
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Odeon would be considered pretty normal in Sweden, while Zer0 and I would be considered total morons, especially my opinion on guns would make me sound like a moron in Sweden. By the way, Odeon isn't a real Swede, he's a Finn. :o ;)
Now he acknowledges the fact, when McJ elected me the maddest Swede... ;D
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Oh, the boundless joy of apathy.
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Oh, the boundless joy of apathy.
yay.
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and there was much rejoicing..............
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i'm drunk right now on teqiuila! qoo whooo hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Tramadol. :stoned:
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I've been sipping on a bottle of really cheap red wine, and now I have a headache.
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Coincidence, but I had Firestone. It's not too bad. I don't have a headache, though. I have a buzz, which will come in handy as the early evening progresses.We are going to a carnival with the kids and it will help to have my reaction time increased a bit.
:laugh:
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oh shit i haven't bewen this drunk in a while :-\
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oh shit i haven't bewen this drunk in a while :-\
Now all you need is a horny guy to take advantage of you. :eyebrows:
Oh, right, you're sick of us being so immature and boyish.
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oh shit i haven't bewen this drunk in a while :-\
Now all you need is a horny guy to take advantage of you. :eyebrows:
Oh, right, you're sick of us being so immature and boyish.
:laugh:
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oh shit i haven't bewen this drunk in a while :-\
tell me, do i look more attractive to you in your current, drunken state?
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*sadly sober* :-\
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*sadly sober* :-\
Me too but I really wish I wasn't.
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y'all convinced me to be less so.
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If this were a hangover thread, I could have posted in it this morning.
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i drank a beer at lunch
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i drank a beer at lunch
I'm on tramadol and smoked a cigar after lunch. 8)
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bastard. :P
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God?
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No, I'm not really God. But tramadol and a cigar make you feel better. 8)
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I really need to order some cigars again.
It's been a couple of years.
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I really need to order some cigars again.
It's been a couple of years.
I have Cuban cigars. Very good to my after lunch coffee. 8)
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i want pot cigars.
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i want pot cigars.
I can give you some valium if you'll accept my meat cigar. :eyebrows:
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thanks, i think i'll pass :P
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So you didn't want my valium that badly after all? Think about it. I have 130 5 mg tablets right here. And I can take out 100 more soon. 8)
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i'll find a less gross way to get Valium. :green:
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i'll find a less gross way to get Valium. :green:
I'm sure Lit would wash his dick off first.
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Maybe. :angel:
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i want pot cigars.
we used to call them bombers.
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They're 100% legal in the Netherlands. Maybe one country I should move to. Their language is disgusting but pretty much like German, so I guess I could learn it pretty quickly. 8)
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i had stella
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i had stella
a streetcar named desire?
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beer called wifebeater
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i want pot cigars.
we used to call them bombers.
... and "Jombies."
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They're 100% legal in the Netherlands. Maybe one country I should move to. Their language is disgusting but pretty much like German, so I guess I could learn it pretty quickly. 8)
Yeah, because I'm sure the gun laws there are so lax.
I suspect that you'd be less able to find a place where
blowing things up is as easy to do in the Netherlands, as well.
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They're 100% legal in the Netherlands. Maybe one country I should move to. Their language is disgusting but pretty much like German, so I guess I could learn it pretty quickly. 8)
Yeah, because I'm sure the gun laws there are so lax.
I suspect that you'd be less able to find a place where
blowing things up is as easy to do in the Netherlands, as well.
I don't know about their gun laws, but I know that Belgium has pretty liberal gun laws for being a European country. One famous Swedish murderer bought one of his guns there legally. The Netherlands are pretty similar to Belgium in culture, legislation etc.
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i was pretty fucking drunk last nite, and i smoked like 4 bowls. im so evil, when will i quit? im think im getting alztimers from it, im shaking like i have something wrong with my body
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i was pretty fucking drunk last nite, and i smoked like 4 bowls. im so evil, when will i quit? im think im getting alztimers from it, im shaking like i have something wrong with my body
4 bowls of ginseng?
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you know it :laugh:
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i had stella
a streetcar named desire?
Nice reference. ;) 8)
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i want pot cigars.
we used to call them bombers.
I got the oil to fix them and the pot to put inside it.
all i need to get my hands on is some big still slightly damp pot leaves and i am going to make me some.
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i want pot cigars.
we used to call them bombers.
I got the oil to fix them and the pot to put inside it.
all i need to get my hands on is some big still slightly damp pot leaves and i am going to make me some.
Why not just use rulling papers like everyone else??
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i want pot cigars.
we used to call them bombers.
I got the oil to fix them and the pot to put inside it.
all i need to get my hands on is some big still slightly damp pot leaves and i am going to make me some.
Why not just use rulling papers like everyone else??
because it is a cigar must be made entirety out of things that contained THC other wise it is just a joint
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What do you have against joints??
I used to glue a zig-zag to a Randy's wired paper and roll one big joint about as big around as your thumb. It would take 4 people about 30 min to smoke the whole thing.
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noting in the right place they can be great (i like buckets better)
but i would like to have a weed cigar some time
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a bit like this 2 night
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a bit like this 2 night
great.
so will you post more pictures tonight?
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i don't have a camera, and have avoided the camera a lot. i have a prom picture, and one of me with a massive black eye but there not that good.
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i don't have a camera, and have avoided the camera a lot. i have a prom picture, and one of me with a massive black eye but there not that good.
good, bad!
i just want to read your eyes.
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im probably not going to be able to help you out then, give me a miniat i may
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im probably not going to be able to help you out then, give me a miniat i may
it has been twenty miniat's
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a miniat is much
longer then a minute
::)
relly the things people don't know ;)
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a miniat is much
longer then a minute
::)
relly the things people don't know ;)
my bad.
i usually live by the cuntisecond.
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I don’t really believe in time tho, so me giving you any time period was a ly on my behalf.
how long is a cuntiseciond?
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I don’t really believe in time tho, so me giving you any time period was a ly on my behalf.
how long is a cuntiseciond?
a pubic hair of a second.
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lol +1 for your pube second
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They're 100% legal in the Netherlands. Maybe one country I should move to. Their language is disgusting but pretty much like German, so I guess I could learn it pretty quickly. 8)
Yeah, because I'm sure the gun laws there are so lax.
I suspect that you'd be less able to find a place where
blowing things up is as easy to do in the Netherlands, as well.
From wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_law
Netherlands, The
Dutch gun law is typical of the Western European approach. Firearm possession is not subject to any constitutional protections, but regulated simply in the Arms and Ammunition Act (Wet Wapens en Munitie). Weapons, including firearms, are divided into four categories, and for each of the categories a certain maximum punishment is set for "voorhanden hebben" (possession), and "dragen" (carrying in public).
Only citizens who are members of hunting and shooting sports clubs may obtain licences for weapons. And even then they may only get a licence for category III weapons (sports weapons).
Firearm possession and use by the military and the police is not subject to Arms and Ammunition Act, but regulated separately.
Sale is only for those age 16 or over.
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Damned Dutch cowards! And they're known for being one of the most freedom loving peoples of Europe. :grrr:
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Damned Dutch cowards! And they're known for being one of the most freedom loving peoples of Europe. :grrr:
You should make your own micronation.
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Finland seems to be better, though:
Conversely, a license for a pistol or a rifle is relatively easy to obtain, requiring only an (often nominal) membership to a marksmanship association, although the police usually require that the first gun is suitable for a beginner.
Gun politics in Finland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Finland).
Maybe I should move to Odeon's old homeland. There are many Swedish-speaking communities in some parts of the country. And they're members of the EU, so I'm in principle entitled to citizenship. 8)
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Damned Dutch cowards! And they're known for being one of the most freedom loving peoples of Europe. :grrr:
You should make your own micronation.
Yep. The Autistic Republic of Litigistan. Zer0 and I have talked about founding our own nation. 8)
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Look at this:
Thanks to changes to the legislation, illegal firearms may now be handed over to the police without punishment for illegal possession of a firearm, provided that the owner of the firearm does it of his own initiative. The firearm is then stored while the owner applies for a permit.
That would never happen in Sweden. We have an overall weapon "amnesty" until the last of this month, but only for confiscation and destroying of illegal guns. No new licenses. I'm actually happy on behalf of the Finns that they're no longer part of this cowardly country.
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Damned Dutch cowards! And they're known for being one of the most freedom loving peoples of Europe. :grrr:
You should make your own micronation.
Yep. The Autistic Republic of Litigistan. Zer0 and I have talked about founding our own nation. 8)
If you need an army, I'm willing to command it.
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Damned Dutch cowards! And they're known for being one of the most freedom loving peoples of Europe. :grrr:
You should make your own micronation.
Yep. The Autistic Republic of Litigistan. Zer0 and I have talked about founding our own nation. 8)
If you need an army, I'm willing to command it.
You and Scrap would be excellent commanders. Scrap has actually been in the US Marines for 4 years. 8)
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I was seriously considering applying to the US military,
offering to take a rank no lower than lt.Col (anything
else would be a waste - no way I could command a
small unit); pretty much as a joke, but who knows,
it might have gotten some think tank in touch with
me? (or the FBI)
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Damned Dutch cowards! And they're known for being one of the most freedom loving peoples of Europe. :grrr:
Get it into your head that "freedom" does not necessarily equal "gun".
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No.
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It could equal explosives of other types too.
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It could equal explosives of other types too.
;D :agreed: :plus:
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Seriously though, guns aren't the only issue.
There can be no "freedom" if the government
can impose it's will on the citizens, without their
consent. And their consent comes from not
rising in armed rebellion. Just about anything
else can be manipulated far too easily.
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I know. Modern "democracy" is just a dirty charade. :(
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All democracy is, at heart.
Only VERY small groups
can manage it. Once it
becomes worthwhile for
someone to screw it, it
dies.
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All democracy is, at heart.
Only VERY small groups
can manage it. Once it
becomes worthwhile for
someone to screw it, it
dies.
I know that too. That's the reason why I get so furiously pissed off on people who don't understand that it should be the citizens God given damned right to have guns and use them to kill the oppressors, if necessary.
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So, perhaps simply attempting to have democracy or
freedom is foolish, in the end?
Wouldn't it be better to have an autocracy, where
everyone simply knew their place, and followed all
of the (by definition) benevelant laws?
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and all that.
I don't believe in guns paving the way for freedom, though, because any time somebody has a gun and uses it, s/he will restrict someone else's freedom.
It's just the way it is, and you can rant away about freedom fighters and the ability to defend yourself and your property all you want. It's just the way it is. Give a person a gun and the gun will corrupt, eventually. "Oppressor" is just a fancy word for "enemy".
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So, perhaps simply attempting to have democracy or
freedom is foolish, in the end?
Wouldn't it be better to have an autocracy, where
everyone simply knew their place, and followed all
of the (by definition) benevelant laws?
That would be an alternative too, but the current fraud "democracy" is just a bad joke and an insult to intelligence. Anarchy or autocracy or meritocracy, but no goddamn "democracy".
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and all that.
NOT if it's truly absolute. Then it cannot be corrupted.
I don't believe in guns paving the way for freedom, though, because any time somebody has a gun and uses it, s/he will restrict someone else's freedom.
Not if they get the drop. :evillaugh:
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and all that.
I don't believe in guns paving the way for freedom, though, because any time somebody has a gun and uses it, s/he will restrict someone else's freedom.
It's just the way it is, and you can rant away about freedom fighters and the ability to defend yourself and your property all you want. It's just the way it is. Give a person a gun and the gun will corrupt, eventually. "Oppressor" is just a fancy word for "enemy".
The cops have guns and use them on occasions, sometimes highly illegaly, even here in Sweden. No guns for the people no guns for the cops. Not in a country that calls itself a democracy. Then I demand that they at least admit that it's a dictatorship, led by incompetent fools.
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and all that.
I don't believe in guns paving the way for freedom, though, because any time somebody has a gun and uses it, s/he will restrict someone else's freedom.
It's just the way it is, and you can rant away about freedom fighters and the ability to defend yourself and your property all you want. It's just the way it is. Give a person a gun and the gun will corrupt, eventually. "Oppressor" is just a fancy word for "enemy".
The cops have guns and use them on occasions, sometimes highly illegaly, even here in Sweden. No guns for the people no guns for the cops. Not in a country that calls itself a democracy. Then I demand that they at least admit that it's a dictatorship, led by incompetent fools.
You could try holding your breath until they agree to do that. :green:
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You like being a Frankenstein slave?
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So, perhaps simply attempting to have democracy or
freedom is foolish, in the end?
Wouldn't it be better to have an autocracy, where
everyone simply knew their place, and followed all
of the (by definition) benevelant laws?
Of course that would be a better system with me as the god empress of the world.
my laws would be benevelant i promise :angel:
Although a less drastic idea would be to pay the polles the same as school teachers get, that would stop them going into politic for the money at least
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Of course that would be a better system with me as the god empress of the world.
my laws would be benevelant i promise :angel:
Proof that YOU would be corruptable.
We, at least, wouldn't make such foolish pretense -
Our laws are just and benevelent, and any naysayers
never existed, in the first place.
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Of course that would be a better system with me as the god empress of the world.
my laws would be benevelant i promise :angel:
Proof that YOU would be corruptable.
We, at least, wouldn't make such foolish pretense -
Our laws are just and benevelent, and any naysayers
never existed, in the first place.
Corruptible is the wrong word, it implies that there would be an out side forse involved. I am to arrogant for anyone to tempt me + what would they tempt me with. If I was already an all powerful ruler.
Give me a few weeks in power there would be no nay Sayers left.
>:D
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We deny you that right.
- The Frankenstein Computer God.
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You like being a Frankenstein slave?
The guy was schizophrenic, for crying out loud!
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You like being a Frankenstein slave?
The guy was schizophrenic, for crying out loud!
Doesn't mean he was WRONG.
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You like being a Frankenstein slave?
The guy was schizophrenic, for crying out loud!
But must he have been completely wrong for that? Think about the new bugging law in Sweden. Think about how they can track you through your cell phone or GSP. Think about the "terror" laws. Think about what happens with "litigious" persons, not at least in Sweden. They're branded as maniacs, whether it's true or not. Etc.
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I'm not saying he was entirely wrong, but phrases like "Frankenstein slave" hurt his (and your) credibility.
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I'm not saying he was entirely wrong, but phrases like "Frankenstein slave" hurt his (and your) credibility.
But they're FUN.
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It's not like I write letters to the authorities accusing them for trying to enslave people with "Frankenstein Earphone Radio and Eyesight TV", but I'm very critical and suspiciuos towards them.
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I'm not saying he was entirely wrong, but phrases like "Frankenstein slave" hurt his (and your) credibility.
But they're FUN.
They're fun as hell. And since I myself have been taken into illegal mental ward once and also like to rant about useless and power-abusing authorities I simply love the guy. 8)
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It's not like I write letters to the authorities accusing them for trying to enslave people with "Frankenstein Earphone Radio and Eyesight TV", but I'm very critical and suspiciuos towards them.
Aww, c'mon, writing those letters could be fun. ;D
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Perhaps Lit doesn't want to be locked away again?
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It's not like I write letters to the authorities accusing them for trying to enslave people with "Frankenstein Earphone Radio and Eyesight TV", but I'm very critical and suspiciuos towards them.
Aww, c'mon, writing those letters could be fun. ;D
I actually have written letters to some government clowns about some concerns I had, but they didn't like them, even if they weren't very "Decish" in style.
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Advance warning: have had several Tramadol pills, which are starting to kick in nicely. So if I say anything offensive, feel free to fuck off. :smarty:
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Advance warning: have had several Tramadol pills, which are starting to kick in nicely. So if I say anything offensive, feel free to fuck off. :smarty:
pick on me. and leave the poor, nice and consistent people alone.
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I take 100 mg tramadol every day. 8)
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judging by that, i'm preparing to be almost as offensive as you.
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Advance warning: have had several Tramadol pills, which are starting to kick in nicely. So if I say anything offensive, feel free to fuck off. :smarty:
pick on me. and leave the poor, nice and consistent people alone.
Ouch.
Been using the knife sharpener lately?
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I take 100 mg tramadol every day. 8)
Do you take it to sleep?
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I take 100 mg tramadol every day. 8)
Do you take it to sleep?
I take it both to wake up and to sleep, how weird it may sound. I take 50 mg in the morning and 50 mg in the afternoon. I use it as an antidepressant, you might say.
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Advance warning: have had several Tramadol pills, which are starting to kick in nicely. So if I say anything offensive, feel free to fuck off. :smarty:
pick on me. and leave the poor, nice and consistent people alone.
Ouch.
Been using the knife sharpener lately?
speaking of sharp, you are.
you got exactly the right meaning.
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I took 100 mg extra just to be in the right mood. 8)
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why didn't i post in this thread today? i was well hammered on wine. :P
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why didn't i post in this thread today? i was well hammered on wine. :P
Milla, I got 1100 mg of Valium. Pete only has 100 mg. Easy choice, isn't it? 8)
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yeah. peter wouldn't make me lick his balls. :P
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why don't you just devise a piss collecting device and plant it in the ladies' toilets or summat if you're that desperate Lit?
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why didn't i post in this thread today? i was well hammered on wine. :P
Milla, I got 1100 mg of Valium. Pete only has 100 mg. Easy choice, isn't it? 8)
It would seem so. Peter's role model isn't a dead schizophrenic. :P
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why would Lit want women's pee? :laugh:
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As a beverage, silly. Aqua vita! :eyebrows:
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says the guy with a poopmonster av. :laugh:
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aqua urea, more like.
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yeah. peter wouldn't make me lick his balls. :P
I thought he was a real man. Is he a wuss playing "the nice guy"? ???
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From the diaper girl to this... This board is regressing. :eyebrows:
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why didn't i post in this thread today? i was well hammered on wine. :P
Milla, I got 1100 mg of Valium. Pete only has 100 mg. Easy choice, isn't it? 8)
It would seem so. Peter's role model isn't a dead schizophrenic. :P
But he was right about the Nassau County Court conspiracy anyway. I've seen the evidence that Zer0 has collected. 8)
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From the diaper girl to this... This board is regressing. :eyebrows:
really? i thought it's got more classy since the last time i heard about it. :-\
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Peter is very nice. in fact, in the thesaurus you can find "petery" as a synonym for nice.
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From the diaper girl to this... This board is regressing. :eyebrows:
really? i thought it's got more classy since the last time i heard about it. :-\
Maybe I need to put my pink shades back on. :-\
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Peter is very nice. in fact, in the thesaurus you can find "petery" as a synonym for nice.
I see. That's why he doesn't get much sex, despite his good looks. As ususal, I'm right.
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As ususal, I'm right.
it IS happeh!
oh, and i believe you applied the phrase "semi-literate" to me, when i made a spelling mistake (allegedly)...
ner, ner, ner.
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No, I called you "semi-illiterate". And you can ask the other admins to compare my IP adress with his to prove you wrong for sure. 8)
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:asthing:
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No, I called you "semi-illiterate". And you can ask the other admins to compare my IP adress with his to prove you wrong for sure. 8)
tut. it was a joke, dear child.
*mutters, "i don't know why i bother, i really don't..."*
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peter-like, peterous and peterious are also synonyms for nice.
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Advance warning: have had several Tramadol pills, which are starting to kick in nicely. So if I say anything offensive, feel free to fuck off. :smarty:
As long as I can fuck off......er never mind! :P
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You're safe Ozy. I've been saving most of my mischief for Lit, since he annoyed me today. :thumbup:
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braverly is the synonym for Lit.
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You're safe Ozy. I've been saving most of my mischief for Lit, since he annoyed me today. :thumbup:
wheeeeeew, I am so relieved, yeah that piss drinker has been annoying me no end today! He's on a par with Ginseng boy after that last bit of septic tank splashover he posted.
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braverly is the synonym for Lit.
8)
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you forgot the l :P braverly. as in anti-cowardly
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Zer0 and I are the only anti-cowardly European guys on this site, maybe except for Fluffalizer, but I don't know much about his views on guns.
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From the diaper girl to this... This board is regressing. :eyebrows:
sometimes one needs to take a step back before they can take two steps forward.
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Zer0 and I are the only anti-cowardly European guys on this site, maybe except for Fluffalizer, but I don't know much about his views on guns.
That's not how I'd label you two.
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how'd you label them, then? with a staple gun, one hopes.
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How about "certified loons"? Lit, with all his talk about cowards and such, is probably more of a coward than most.
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Are you suggesting that with all
his arse talk, that he's more of
that, as well?
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:laugh:
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I'm anti-cowardly. I advocate getting off your scaredy-cat arse and seeing how dangerous (or otherwise) the real world actually is - instead of creating a terrifyng fantasy world, peopled with officials desperate to deprive you of guns or Muslims waiting to blow you up for looking at them funny, as an excuse not to try or to leave your safe little village.
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:laugh:
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
wtf.
and you still couldn't get laid. i hope you didn't spend any money.
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
so must she have been.
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
so must she have been.
Obviously not strong enough ones since he still didn't get laid. :laugh:
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
so must she have been.
Obviously not strong enough ones since he still didn't get laid. :laugh:
probably just sent her unconscious, and then made her vomit everywhere. an ideal date, by all accounts. ::)
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
so must she have been.
Obviously not strong enough ones since he still didn't get laid. :laugh:
am i wrong?
but isn't getting the girl into your pad over half the battle won.
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
so must she have been.
Obviously not strong enough ones since he still didn't get laid. :laugh:
am i wrong?
but isn't getting the girl into your pad over half the battle won.
More than half I would have said, guess he fell at the last hurdle.
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serves him right for doing athletics with a drugged-up female, instead of trying to shag her straight away. i've no sympathy at all.
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serves him right for doing athletics with a drugged-up female, instead of trying to shag her straight away. i've no sympathy at all.
maybe he took so many drugs he couldn't get it up, in the end.
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typo, love. "her", not "the".
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serves him right for doing athletics with a drugged-up female, instead of trying to shag her straight away. i've no sympathy at all.
maybe he took so many drugs he couldn't get it up, in the end.
Or maybe he cried too much because the girl wasn't peaguy and accidentally outed himself to her?
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man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs
so must she have been.
Obviously not strong enough ones since he still didn't get laid. :laugh:
am i wrong?
but isn't getting the girl into your pad over half the battle won.
Many a time, one would think,
but seldom do they take me.
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braverly is the synonym for Lit.
Unfortunately, this is a bit late/untimely in reply, but it has to be said: Did you mean braverly is the soul of Lit?
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i dunno what that means. i just meant he's so anti-cowardly he must be braverly.
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Sensicly said.
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i dunno what that means. i just meant he's so anti-cowardly he must be braverly.
:P You're reading too much into it. It was merely a horrible pun on the old adage "Brevity is the soul of wit."
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im pouring mah beer out on the curb as we speek :clap: :police:
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture273.jpg)
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
:laugh: classic! :plus:
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
It's hard for me to get alcohol.
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shame it's not hard for him to get oxygen.
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
It's hard for me to get alcohol.
why?
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shame it's not hard for him to get oxygen.
yer attempts to pick a fight with me, have failed so far why do you continue trying?
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
It's hard for me to get alcohol.
why?
Long way to the liquor store.
There's a convenience place a few blocks
away, but it's VERY expensive, and only
stocks shit beer - anything interesting,
I need to go to the supermarket, and
that's a good 40 min walk, each way.
I tend not to carry liquid.
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shame it's not hard for him to get oxygen.
yer attempts to pick a fight with me, have failed so far why do you continue trying?
i'm not, dear. you'd know if i were trying.
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o rly ::)
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Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
It's hard for me to get alcohol.
why?
Long way to the liquor store.
There's a convenience place a few blocks
away, but it's VERY expensive, and only
stocks shit beer - anything interesting,
I need to go to the supermarket, and
that's a good 40 min walk, each way.
I tend not to carry liquid.
you dont drive?
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Not without a car.
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what?
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Huh?
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you dont drive because you cant without a car?
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you dont drive because you cant without a car?
Can anyone?
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i guess not. :laugh:
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I need a drink.
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I have drink. :eyebrows:
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I want YOUR drink.
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Richard's drink is nearer.
If you had Leffe Brune you'd be bothered to carry it home I expect. :P
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Eh, I'll just go with vodka.
More efficient.
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depends whether its the journey or the destination that interests you I guess.
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I guess, but there are lighter things
than liquid which taste good.
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Belgian beer is worth the weight. Take up weightlifting. here is a good beginners exercise: :beergrin:
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There's a lot of good local beers.
And, if I'm treating myself, I pick
up a bottle. But, I like the hard
stuff enough.
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i am completely sober right now, in case you were wondering.
however, it seems like many people post drunk or drugges and they really don't make much sense. or they say some off the waal stuff.
so, i think it may be wise to log into this thread and admit what you are on, so we can show a little more latitude with your posts.
thank you!
I'm not drunk now...but I plan on being drunk later and saying fuck things.
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I need to get drunk if you're going to post everywhere. :P
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I need to get drunk if you're going to post everywhere. :P
nah. just a lot in one place. I get skittish if I try to cover too much ground. :P
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So you're not the kind of all-around postwhore that Calandale is?
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So you're not the kind of all-around postwhore that Calandale is?
no. just a specialized one. I pic a few threads I feel comfortable in, and I move in.
I'm MUCH more sophisticated in my whoring than he is.
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So you're not the kind of all-around postwhore that Calandale is?
there is a god!
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So you're not the kind of all-around postwhore that Calandale is?
no. just a specialized one. I pic a few threads I feel comfortable in, and I move in.
I'm MUCH more sophisticated in my whoring than he is.
Nah. I've looked, you don't use multiple posts
to make points. Threes are important.
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So you're not the kind of all-around postwhore that Calandale is?
there is a god!
And you shall worship me.
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yes, dear, of course.
(in your dreams).
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So you're not the kind of all-around postwhore that Calandale is?
there is a god!
Where? Where?
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in GodLand.
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Isn't that a Stallone movie? No, wait, that was Copland.
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Isn't that a Stallone movie? No, wait, that was Copland.
that man still makes movies? :o
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Isn't that a Stallone movie? No, wait, that was Copland.
that man still makes movies? :o
Scary, I know, but Copland is about ten years old.
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Isn't that a Stallone movie? No, wait, that was Copland.
that man still makes movies? :o
Scary, I know, but Copland is about ten years old.
huh. I have never heard of that, ever.
I would feel like I Lose...except, well...his movies suck.
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
I fell out of my chair just now.
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
I fell out of my chair just now.
:extends hand:
let me help you up!
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
I fell out of my chair just now.
:extends hand:
let me help you up!
thank you. :)
*takes your hand*
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
I fell out of my chair just now.
:extends hand:
let me help you up!
thank you. :)
*takes your hand*
And WHAT will you do with the extra hand?
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
I fell out of my chair just now.
:extends hand:
let me help you up!
thank you. :)
*takes your hand*
And WHAT will you do with the extra hand?
use it to perform a ritual to my saviour and lord, Satan.
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And WHAT will you do with the extra hand?
use it to perform a ritual to my saviour and lord, Satan.
And you think it will please me? Why?
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And WHAT will you do with the extra hand?
use it to perform a ritual to my saviour and lord, Satan.
And you think it will please me? Why?
moo cow fuck milk.
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And WHAT will you do with the extra hand?
use it to perform a ritual to my saviour and lord, Satan.
And you think it will please me? Why?
moo cow fuck milk.
I thought you'd never ask.
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And WHAT will you do with the extra hand?
use it to perform a ritual to my saviour and lord, Satan.
And you think it will please me? Why?
moo cow fuck milk.
I thought you'd never ask.
:eyebrows:
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I'll get the cow.
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
What was the milk for?
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
Which one is that? The one where he was a truck driver or something?
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need i remind everyone about the movie: over the top
a classic.
Which one is that? The one where he was a truck driver or something?
yep, and he armwrestled to win a semi to save his son.
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Oh yes. I remember. That one was a really bad film.
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
What was the milk for?
looks.
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Oh yes. I remember. That one was a really bad film.
seriously...has the man done anything that could be considered not a really bad film?
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Oh yes. I remember. That one was a really bad film.
seriously...has the man done anything that could be considered not a really bad film?
Rocky.
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Oh yes. I remember. That one was a really bad film.
seriously...has the man done anything that could be considered not a really bad film?
Rocky.
yeah..but does that count? he didn't really have to act.
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Oh yes. I remember. That one was a really bad film.
seriously...has the man done anything that could be considered not a really bad film?
Rocky.
yeah..but does that count? he didn't really have to act.
Just jog and punch forzen beef carcasses and get paid loads of money for it.
My kind of career!
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Oh yes. I remember. That one was a really bad film.
seriously...has the man done anything that could be considered not a really bad film?
Rocky.
yeah..but does that count? he didn't really have to act.
Yes. He both "acted" and directed (or did he just write it; I forget...), and it was a pretty good film.
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are we talking about stallone? you know what's good? Cliffhanger. :laugh: :green:
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Never cared much for it. I like Rocky better. And Copland.
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Rocky was on the other day and i saw snippets. where he was pouning the meat things. kinda gross.
i miss snow. Cliffhanger's got lots of snow stuff.
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But... but... apart from John Lithgow, there wasn't a whole lot of entertainment in Cliffhanger. No script, very little acting, and lousy direction.
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it's so bad it's good. of course the direction was lousy. :laugh:
i love Lithgow too. :P
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I'd like to correct myself a bit. As far as I could tell, there was no direction. ;D
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:P still a good movie.
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Since this is the dunk or drugged posting thread, were you drunk at the time? It's the only explanation I have.
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i'm always naturally drunk. but i did have some wine earlier today.
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But not when you watched Cliffhanger?
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no i don't think i did i was a kid then. i think i was a raging sobriety nut.
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That sort of explains it. :)
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i dunno how. :P
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
What was the milk for?
looks.
I can think of better choices.
Yogurt, for example.
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
What was the milk for?
looks.
I can think of better choices.
Yogurt, for example.
who deems it better?
and..what are you going to do with all that ass.....all that ass inside those jeans?
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
What was the milk for?
looks.
I can think of better choices.
Yogurt, for example.
who deems it better?
and..what are you going to do with all that ass.....all that ass inside those jeans?
I meant smeared on the face.
And I rather burn my ass off.
Actually, a study was done, in
which those who drink whole
milk tend to be the thinnest
segment of society.
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I'm just high on life from having lived some. Does that count as drugged posting?
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I'm just high on life from having lived some. Does that count as drugged posting?
It counts as cliched posting. ;D
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I'll get the cow.
I'll grab the lube.
What was the milk for?
looks.
I can think of better choices.
Yogurt, for example.
who deems it better?
and..what are you going to do with all that ass.....all that ass inside those jeans?
I meant smeared on the face.
And I rather burn my ass off.
Actually, a study was done, in
which those who drink whole
milk tend to be the thinnest
segment of society.
just thinking about whole milk makes me retch.
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I'm just high on life from having lived some. Does that count as drugged posting?
It counts as cliched posting. ;D
Oops, of course, I should have known that. I will continue to search for an original thought.
nah, Bullshit. I'm happy.
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just thinking about whole milk makes me retch.
Aw, you just said that for me. ;D
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just thinking about whole milk makes me retch.
Aw, you just said that for me. ;D
:eyebrows:
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just thinking about whole milk makes me retch.
Aw, you just said that for me. ;D
:eyebrows:
Damned good feeling. If you've never given a guy the pleasure,
you should try sometime.
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I haven't had any good drugs in a long time.... I'm overdue.
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I haven't had any good drogs in a long time.... I'm overdue.
Walk the clean life for a while.
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I haven't had any good drugs in a long time.... I'm overdue.
I have had the same thoughts. What do you have in mind?
I miss the days of gettting up early and zipping out to the grazing patch after a rain and grabbing all the good sillies before the deadheaded city boys showwed up. I made a "shake" with cinnamon, raisins, nutmeg, tequila, and sillies that would waste my day. I think my brain stuck that way, one time.
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I haven't had any good drugs in a long time.... I'm overdue.
I have had the same thoughts. What do you have in mind?
I miss the days of gettting up early and zipping out to the grazing patch after a rain and grabbing all the good sillies before the deadheaded city boys showwed up. I made a "shake" with cinnamon, raisins, nutmeg, tequila, and sillies that would waste my day. I think my brain stuck that way, one time.
Seems like it would be easier to just collect some drainwater and mix it with metho!
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A spirit quest is not supposed to be easy.
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A spirit quest is not supposed to be easy.
I guess I'll never find my higher spiritual self then!
I've got my hands full with the level I'm at anyway...drugs would just confuse it more!
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A spirit quest is not supposed to be easy.
QFT - but sometimes the harder path is without the drugs.
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A spirit quest is not supposed to be easy.
QFT - but sometimes the harder path is without the drugs.
Yes, obviously, but the ones who are shown before knowledge has been sought are often being chased.
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A spirit quest is not supposed to be easy.
I guess I'll never find my higher spiritual self then!
I've got my hands full with the level I'm at anyway...drugs would just confuse it more!
Your "drug" might be oxygen. Breathe deeply ...
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I should probably point out at this point that I'm pretty wankered. :green:
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i had wine :yawn ...
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does anyone else hallucinate after they get drunk? i swear i could have seen shit crawling around on my floor this morning :laugh:
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that was the silver fish cuz you never clean. :laugh:
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maybe it means something, maybe it doesnt
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if shit is crawling on your floor it usually only means one thing... clean.
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:clap:
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:green:
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:P :)
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:-*
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I should probably point out at this point that I'm pretty wankered. :green:
that was an hour and a half ago....are you asleep yet?
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why did i drink all that mead last night...?
where's odeon - it's all his fault... :laugh: and where's my coffee?
/staggers off, blearily...
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I am just stoned as usual, about to go to sleep.
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i was really drunk last night.
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I should probably point out at this point that I'm pretty wankered. :green:
that was an hour and a half ago....are you asleep yet?
I think I was. :laugh:
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where's odeon - it's all his fault... :laugh: and where's my coffee?
MY fault? ???
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where's odeon - it's all his fault... :laugh: and where's my coffee?
MY fault? ???
yeah! for keeping it me up half the night. :grrr:
;)
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i should get drunk today again. :yawn: my liver, i should name it.
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i should get drunk today again. :yawn: my liver, i should name it.
Cirrhosis is a nice name.
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:laugh:
how about Barry? :P
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:laugh:
how about Barry? :P
barry the liver? erm, well no worse than daphne, i s'pose... :-\
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i thought of Carl and Mandy. Carl is strong like a liver should be but it made me feel fat. Mandy is too weak. i like Barry.
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harriet?
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Barry's already pleased with his name. :P
can you help me with my kidneys?
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Barry's already pleased with his name. :P
can you help me with my kidneys?
porgy and bess? tristan and isolde? romeo and juliet? anthony and cleopatra?
i could go on, but i fear strangulation... :-\
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cow and chicken?
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Bob?
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cow and chicken. :laugh: i loved that show. it must be on youtube. :P
i like Tristan and Isolde... maybe Tristan and Isabella. :P
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yeah, i like it. my kidneys are Tristan and Isabella. thanks Lucifer. :green: :plus:
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One of your kidneys is a boy?
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yeah, i like it. my kidneys are Tristan and Isabella. thanks Lucifer. :green: :plus:
has she missed the point, or what? sigh... ::)
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i missed not the point, dear one. :P
One of your kidneys is a boy?
yeah they're what you'd call ... uhh... what do you call twins that are a boy and a girl?
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i missed not the point, dear one. :P
One of your kidneys is a boy?
yeah they're what you'd call ... uhh... what do you call twins that are a boy and a girl?
brother and sister?
(fraternal, or non-identical).
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why isn't it sororiternal instead?
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why isn't it sororiternal instead?
cos language is sexist.
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defo man.
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:laugh:
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My first (hic) my first post in this (hic) in this thread.
Fuck you all, you fucks.
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My first (hic) my first post in this (hic) in this thread.
Fuck you all, you fucks.
serially, or simultaneously?
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My first (hic) my first post in this (hic) in this thread.
Fuck you all, you fucks.
serially, or simultaneously?
Parallel of course :crazy:
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universe, maybe.
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
want some ginger wine? :-*
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
want some ginger wine? :-*
Yes please. :eyelash:
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
want some ginger wine? :-*
Yes please. :eyelash:
snuggle up close and open wide, then... :-*
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
After seeing this thread, I've been thinking about the same thing. Get beer, or drink the Jagermeister in my fridge. Or both, but which first...
Regardless, I now have a plan for tonight.
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
After seeing this thread, I've been thinking about the same thing. Get beer, or drink the Jagermeister in my fridge. Or both, but which first...
Regardless, I now have a plan for tonight.
what is that plan?
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
After seeing this thread, I've been thinking about the same thing. Get beer, or drink the Jagermeister in my fridge. Or both, but which first...
Regardless, I now have a plan for tonight.
what is that plan?
To drink heavily. Possibly even vomit on the carpet, since I'm moving out of my apartment tomorrow, and having them inspect it with a nice, fresh stain sounds like fun. Drinking, the best boredom cure. Ever.
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I wish I could engage in drunken posting. Have to get beer.
After seeing this thread, I've been thinking about the same thing. Get beer, or drink the Jagermeister in my fridge. Or both, but which first...
Regardless, I now have a plan for tonight.
what is that plan?
To drink heavily. Possibly even vomit on the carpet, since I'm moving out of my apartment tomorrow, and having them inspect it with a nice, fresh stain sounds like fun. Drinking, the best boredom cure. Ever.
what about your security deposit?
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what about your security deposit?
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A dumb bitch that strung me along for three years of my life spilled red hair dye in here. I've ashed many a blunt on the floor while I was smoking. (DAMN YOU, EMPLOYMENT DRUG TESTS!) College apartment, so beer stains are guaranteed.
I haven't had a security deposit for about three of the four years I've been here. Fuck it, what do I care?
So now I'm drinking about 1/3 of a bottle of Jager, then I'll go to the store and get some beer, then probably order some food. That is the plan. Puking may or may not occur. If anything, it will be a bonus. Cleaning it up will not, but if I don't, the silly parents will probably try to send me to rehab.
They never seemed to grasp that this is a drinking town with a football problem, and that the only alternative to sitting around and doing nothing was quite often sitting around and drinking.
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i recommend getting the beer first, or you may be too lazy after you are drunk.
then when you order in, i recommend chinese.
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what about your security deposit?
A dumb bitch that strung me along for three years of my life spilled red hair dye in here. I've ashed many a blunt on the floor while I was smoking. (DAMN YOU, EMPLOYMENT DRUG TESTS!) College apartment, so beer stains are guaranteed.
I haven't had a security deposit for about three of the four years I've been here. Fuck it, what do I care?
So now I'm drinking about 1/3 of a bottle of Jager, then I'll go to the store and get some beer, then probably order some food. That is the plan. Puking may or may not occur. If anything, it will be a bonus. Cleaning it up will not, but if I don't, the silly parents will probably try to send me to rehab.
They never seemed to grasp that this is a drinking town with a football problem, and that the only alternative to sitting around and doing nothing was quite often sitting around and drinking.
Do you live in the Midwest??
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i recommend getting the beer first, or you may be too lazy after you are drunk.
then when you order in, i recommend chinese.
Both good advice, but I don't even take my own advice...and it is too late...for both!
Almost done with the Jager. Drinking on an empty stomach is nice. I don't get lazy when I'm drunk. On a good day, I black out, and find my way home. On a bad day, I hit inanimate objects because hitting people involves the law. (Well, hitting those cars could have involved the law. It would have been funnier if the owners came outside.)
As for chinese, I kind of wanted to get some of that shit before I left this hellhole, but the Chinese places are already closed! I may just charge a hotel room to my parents' card tomorrow (They're paying my bills until I have a job. I'm currently a bit jaded so I'm taking advantage of that. Get over it. Better than when I spent their money on large quantities of pot.) so I can order some Chinese tomorrow. Maybe even get a case of beer and see if I can accomplish the mission, since the bitch of a neighbor apparently only wanted me to bone her when she was drunk. (I wasn't, and didn't realize her intentions for about a solid day...) She's gained some weight anyways, probably for the best.
Wow, I like that I can speak this freely here. Refreshing change from the concentration camp that several people here seem to have escaped. Maybe I'll have some fun over there in a few beers time. Wait...gotta get the beer first.
I think this post counts? I'm about half-cocked. If it doesn't, don't worry, I plan on finishing the job.
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have you started an introduction thread so people can get their shots in?
that might be fun for you when you are drunk.... >:D
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have you started an introduction thread so people can get their shots in?
that might be fun for you when you are drunk.... >:D
Nah, I never introduce myself on forums. I kind of loathe the whole "HEY I'M NEW GET TO KNOW ME BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IMPRESSING YOU AND INTRODUCING MYSELF!" bullshit. Some people here know me from the concentration camp. Others, well, if they get to know me, fantastic, but I'm more focused on killing this bottle and getting b33r right now.
I reconsidered this suggestion. I will get the b33r, THEN make the thread as I wait for food to be delivered. Took me a second to realize that lulz could be had from such a thing.
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have you started an introduction thread so people can get their shots in?
that might be fun for you when you are drunk.... >:D
Nah, I never introduce myself on forums. I kind of loathe the whole "HEY I'M NEW GET TO KNOW ME BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IMPRESSING YOU AND INTRODUCING MYSELF!" bullshit. Some people here know me from the concentration camp. Others, well, if they get to know me, fantastic, but I'm more focused on killing this bottle and getting b33r right now.
I reconsidered this suggestion. I will get the b33r, THEN make the thread as I wait for food to be delivered.
i am glad to see that you have goals and are focused.
carry on.
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Do you live in the Midwest??
Nope, Leaving Virginia to return to Texas. One hell-hole to another. Nothing a combination of alcohol and drugs can't fix...once I get a job. Silly drug tests...
"Hay, lets make pot illegal." "Wai?" "Cuz." "OK! ;D" Stupid government.
OK, off to get beer, as the Jager is gone. That, and I need a cig, and I've forgotten about that until I realized I'd be standing up soon.
i am glad to see that you have goals and are focused.
carry on.
Will do.
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I am making this a separate post as I know I am now drunk. ( The drive to the grocery store proved that. It was fun. )
I like this site. It is a pleasant balance between the evil that is WP and the lawlessness that is "random." (Not posting the "correct" name, for all I know there's an anon that would find lulz in posting this thread there...well...it'll happen anyways. Bring it, anon.) I think my time with the concentration camp is done.
On to business. Went to the grocery store. Bought a 4 pack of mikearitas and a 32oz (I don't think it is a 40oz...) of Mickey's. The Mikearitas are 9.9% ABV, so you get more the drunk quicker. The Mickey's is so I can finish strong.
Now to think about food... Chinese restaurants should stay the fuck opoen longer. Now I'm stuck with pizza or some pizza-like alternative. Sonofabitch.
damn it, I was hungry when I ordered food. Now I'm just thirsty. Gotta refridgerate that shit for the morning when I'm hung over. This 32oz mickey's is nearly done, then two more mikearitas.
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So who are you anyway, n00b?
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So who are you anyway, n00b?
they are passed out, as we speak.
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So who are you anyway, n00b?
I am who I am.
they are passed out, as we speak.
I definitely was by 4:30. I was up around 7:45, had to move out of the apartment. Got distracted by television last night, though I can't reay remember what I was watching. I think I may have had a slight buzz as late as 11:00 this morning.
Can't drink for a while, have to drive long distance tomorrow. I might manage to get some pills though. Depends on whether or not the other plans work out tonight. I will make a better effort at posting drunken nonsense in the future.
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You don't HAVE to post drunk, you know? :P
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You don't HAVE to post drunk, you know? :P
lol. true.
however, it's going to be very difficult for we two tonight, then, innit? ;)
wahey for lightweight pissheads!
:kaugh:
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Posting drunk can be quite fun. Or quite bad. Depends on the day.
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i'm only drunk on tiredness.
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I'm getting major insomnia problems with the atomoxetine.
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My sugar buzz from drinking too much Nos energy drinks mixed with my seraqiull made me say "Aspies are like Emos"
:( really sugar gets to you like crazy with a mix of anti depressants.
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I should go to ebd
I m rallly drunk. WHat a wahste of time b eing on here. G'd night <3
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Why was it a waste?
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I should go to ebd
I m rallly drunk. WHat a wahste of time b eing on here. G'd night <3
Were you out on a date?
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Why was it a waste?
Because you don't need to be drunk to enjoy being on the comp.
Nah I was out with people, pretty crap night tbh, when people blatently ignore you when you're trying to be friendly.
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I'm what Dave Lister (RED DWARF) wld call "nicely drunk" on 3 bottles of Mike's Hard. Just heard Jefferson Airplane play "Have You Seen The Stars Tonight?" Kewl.
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I am permanently high on codeine atm. The Dr has been prescribing me them like candy :D
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Why was it a waste?
Because you don't need to be drunk to enjoy being on the comp.
Nah I was out with people, pretty crap night tbh, when people blatently ignore you when you're trying to be friendly.
:(
Fuck them. :hug:
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I'll be back later like this :zoinks:
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Got it started right know going to get better as the beer flows :laugh:
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whatattt uhhh im drunk as.
night all!
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You're beached as, bru.
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As long as I can hold out tinight
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As long as I can hold out tinight
If you're drunk we should start a chat night, parts. :green:
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Not drunk :zoinks:
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Not drunk :zoinks:
Lmao oh. :green:
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I was extremely drunk last night, which was yesterday afternoon in the US. My posts look just like when I'm sober though. 8)
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"The future is FUN!
The future is FAIR!
You may already have one/won!
You may already be there!
Helllllllo!
We're glad you made it!
Welcome to...THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
--Firesign Theatre, "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus," 1971
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P.S. Whoever came up with up with blueberry-flavored vodka--I'd like to kiss them on the lips. :P
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P.S. Whoever came up with up with blueberry-flavored vodka--I'd like to kiss them on the lips. :P
It was a Swede. :toporly:
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It was? :o
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Yup. 8)
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One liter of Zlatopramen 8)
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I like to post under the influence of caffeine! :coffee:
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I am on a buzz called 'life'
God, it's disappointing :P
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I am on a buzz called 'life'
God, it's disappointing :P
It gets better though! That's what they say. :tard:
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Just caffeine, so far.
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1.5 hours until I get my oxy and clonidine.
Lol I have the big bag of rigs, micron filters and my needle selection out waiting...gods damn!!! doctors should NOT allow meds of that nature to go overdue!
Well no, they shouldn't allow anybody's meds to go overdue, but least of all stuff with a withdrawal thats either dangerous or really damn nasty. Missing adrenal blockers and oh...the minor matter of 80mg of oxycontin a day. Is. Not. Twatting. Well. On.
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^How did I know you would post here? ;)
I am posting under the influence of my morning meds. Can't feel a thing. Oh well.
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Caffeine and maybe some flunitrazepam from last night :eyelash:
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Lol ren. What do you mean?
Time to go upstairs quickly and prep another OC, before heading back to my reading up on oxime chemistry :)
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Lots of alcohol and oxy on top :viking:
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This thread needs to be revived.
Why post sober??
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Oxy is good stuff alright. Although I don't rate it amongst my favourite opiates, I'm not going to tell my doc to stop scripting it me. Morphine, heroin and dipropionylmorphine are probably my favourite that I've tried, as well as methadone (only had it a couple of times, but do rather like the stuff) and a DIY effort I made the other year, from opium, after cleaning it up and forming a crystalline full-spectrum alkaloid isolate, then acylating using propionyl chloride/a base to absorb the liberated HCl gas. It did cause one hell of a lot of histamine release on injecting a purified end product, presumably due to whatever small amount of codeine/propionylcodeine (a presumably unknown or little known compound) is present, but it did pack one hell of a punch, even with a hefty tolerance to opiates courtesy of my shitty fucked up knee/hip a shot containing the equivalent of a bump about match-head sized totally floored me, and like poppy pod tea, retained that stimulating and very long-lived effect it has. All in all, a quite unique opiate experience that was, although I didn't get a great quantity of opium to start with, and its REALLY sticky stuff when raw, straight from the poppy, and dried. Tacky, gooey, sticky shit before cleaning it w/solvents thats really hard to ensure it all comes off whatever container its put in, or implements that are used for scraping it off the container and into a lab flask/test tube or whatever else gets used.
Might have to do it again next year, I have LOADS of poppy seed saved from my last grow. And they aren't fussy where they get put, as long as there isn't too much rain.
I do want to try the other bigger more powerful brother of oxycodone, oxymorphone though, I've heard its quite something.
And I see no reason established methods couldn't be used to demethylate it (oxycodone that is). I just haven't got round to it yet, there isn't a massive rush when I've got all the morph and oxy sitting about, the former making a great precursor for H, dipropionylmorphine and other such fun things.
DPM as I've found, is a bit slower to come on than heroin (IV route, both) but its more potent and it lasts a lot longer, which is good, compared to the 6-ish hours H lasts.
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And just some gabapentin and muscle relaxers at the moment. Can't wait to go score a selection of goodies this coming morning when I get paid.
I've found ethylphenidate, which my local headshop carries, is perhaps even better than coke when shot, and it makes for some really nice speedballs mixed with morphine sulfate and a bit of oxy added on the top.
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Youwannaknowwhythismakesnosense? BECAUSE I AM TIRED! The Goddamn Kat is not moving off the Bed!
GTFO LENNY!
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Very sober...............not
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Bottle of opium tincture. Stuff has enough alcohol in it to be kinda fiery going down; its 22% alcohol, stronger than some liqueurs. Got a bottle each of raspberry vodka, mostly finished, and a mostly full bottle of dark rum that need finishing at some point. Not right now though, since I've got to finish up the last of the chemistry project I've been working on for the last few days, and make sure none of the iodine is wasted, since it can be rather expensive, and given its high atomic weight, its not the most economical of elements to have in something.
And I'm sure not drinking on this job, since what I'm working with is toxic as hell and probably more corrosive than it is poisonous. Getting drunk can wait until later when I've been up long enough to be aching all over.
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Not entirely sober.
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Sober, caffeinated, ready to kick some ass at work! :pirate:
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Whilst its not enough to be intoxicated due to it, a dose of nitrazepam (a benzo, the desfluro brother of flunitrazepam (rohypnol/roofies), probably my favourite (in this country) prescribable benzodiazepine, that or loprazolam (not lorazepam, that I have had and didn't think much of at all, loprazolam is an entirely different drug similar in name only), although of the two, probably prefer nitrazepam.
I've never had flunitrazepam itself, it isn't prescribable in this country on the NHS, although I believe it can be privately. Some of the 'research chemical'/'RC' companies have IIRC a little while ago released a triazolobenzodiazepine version of roofies, flunitrazolam, which is meant to pack one hell of a punch, been thinking of getting a few pills just to try it out. The benzos with a triazolo ring attached to the benzo-1,4-diazepine ring such as alprazolam (xanax), triazolam (halcion), flubromazolam (no brand name, its not to the best of my knowledge, one used in medicinal practice anywhere, rather, its one of many designer benzo analogs that have been released, and, as far as I like any benzo, I'm not particularly enthusiastic about them, in that aside from a select very few of them, I find them not to be recreational. Some people do, some don't, they are like GABAa positive allosteric modulator marmite in that respect, some people find them recreational, some even go off the rails due to constantly abusing them in a recreational capacity and using way too much way too often. I just find most of them useful, there are a few that I could use recreationally, such as nitrazepam, nifoxipam (oddly), flubromazolam and a couple of others, but generally I'll just use them for either after the event, or in preparing for something I know is otherwise going to be hell on earth in terms of stress, or those occasions when I'm exhausted but sleep just won't come. I'm sure the rest of you lot, any auties here in particular will know what I mean, circadian rhythms being all over the place and not really rhythms at all in that its more a case of the body deciding if sleep is possible. And if it doesn't, then no matter whether I try to lie down all night, or for days, it just isn't going to happen until I crash and burn, if I don't take some sort of sleep aid. So I find it better to just do that from the outset rather than piss about trying to sleep when I already know its just going to be a long period of restlessness and agitated, overloading, feeling increasingly scratty and irritable and shattered. I sooner knock myself out right from the get go, saves wasting time and means I actually get some sleep at times.
My eyelids keep drooping closed, but otherwise, not actually anything more than slightly sleepy. The benzo is though, potentiating the 140mg IV morphine I had moments previously. (this typed before my falling asleep eventually for 5 hours or so. pretty sure I'd not have fallen asleep without the addition of the morphine)