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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Al Swearegen on July 28, 2016, 05:13:05 PM

Title: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 28, 2016, 05:13:05 PM
I love seeing a good trolling. Proper trolling, not "Your mamma" insults or spamming or just outright insulting. Good trolling.

Trump is a master troll.

Okay so this is the breakdown:

When Congress was looking into Benghazi, they found that Clinton had a personal email and personal server that she was using for work and business. They asked for all of her work related emails. She objected, stalled and then deleted 30 000 of them before they when and confiscated her server. She did not just delete them, she washed them so they were irretrievable.

When quizzed, she said that they were personal emails and she was not instructed to give personal emails just work related emails. The 30 000 emails were supposedly emails to Chelsea and Bill (Bill admitted only ever using email twice in his life), mainly discussing yoga and wedding plans (for Chelsea's upcoming wedding). Naturally this sounded like COMPLETE bullshit. For a number of reasons. You do not triple wash the emails off the server so they are irretrievable IF they are something as mundane as wedding plans and yoga. Also 30 000 emails about yoga and wedding plans? That is hard to believe.

But that is what she said, and all with a casual shrug of the shoulders. It was suspected that the emails were likely classified ,and certainly work-related, or to do with the Clinton Foundation. Stuff that she deliberately wanted kept from Congress.

Recently she was investigated over the emails that WERE there and her use of the server. She dodged a bullet (as she always does) and came off looking incompetent at her job, which she is not in any longer, so who cares, right? They of course, never recovered the 30 000 emails.

Recently the Democratic National Committee was hacked and the content shared by our friends at Wikileaks. It showed that unlike their charter's request for impartiality and even-handedness, they screwed poor crazy Socialist, Bernie. It was dropped just before the Convention. The Head of the DNC resigned. Bernie Sander supporters were, and are still going mental.

Then if this wasn't bad enough, to throw the stink off them, the Democrats suggested Donald may have orchestrated this in league with the Russians. No, you can try to troll Donald but Donald is a Master troll. He rose to the occasion and gave a rambling address. This is what he said (paraphrased). See if you see why it was awesome.

He said that someone did obvious hack the DNC and he did not know who it was. He had no knowledge of it. It could be Russians or China, but someone did. However if they have hacked it and they have the emails from the DNC, look through to see if they have the missing 30 000 of Hillary's deleted emails. If so send them in because there would be some beauties and I am sure the press would reward you for your trouble.

Okay so this called an uproar and people are saying how terrible this is and that he has in effect asked Russian to perform hacking and whatever. Its stupid. But in the midst of this Hillary condemned it and said that those emails were a "national security risk".

Now going back, what emails are a national security risk? The emails that were missing. The 30 000 that were personal emails about yoga and wedding plans. Those emails. Remember how I said it was COMPLETE bullshit?

She has just admitted that she lied about what was on the emails (perjury) and in not handing them over (IF any of them were work related) she may have obstructed justice as well. IF any of these emails were classified and shared with DNC (which is what was hacked and were the emails under this scenario would be found) then there is possibly other charges related to the handling of classified information to unclassified people.

Master trolling.

But it gets better. A regularly sends some emails over the course of a couple of years to B. Then at one point A deletes some emails. C asks B if they could send all of A's emails that they later deleted.

You see the impossibility of the request? The obvious question.
"Which emails of the ones they sent to me did they delete?"
"I don't know. They deleted them"

As you know if I send you something fro my email on Monday and then delete it on Friday, it does not show up in your email as having now been deleted or deleted completely off my server.
So there is in fact no way for anyone to ACTUALLY do what he was asking anyhow.

So why say it? Because it sounds bad until you break it down and realise it had no substance. BUT in the meantime it has completely taken any focus off their beleaguered convention (which at this rate will mean that the poll bounce that they are really hoping for to counter the bounce that put Trump in the lead after his convention will be negligible) AND it spooked Hillary into an admission that casts a huge shadow over her.

He is a master troll.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 28, 2016, 06:22:48 PM
My thoughts exactly.

He laid a trap for her and she fell right into it.

She inadvertently admitted to deleting work related (and subject to F.O.I.A. requests) and possibly classified emails.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 28, 2016, 07:19:26 PM
My thoughts exactly.

He laid a trap for her and she fell right into it.

She inadvertently admitted to deleting work related (and subject to F.O.I.A. requests) and possibly classified emails.

Can you imagine what the debates will be like?
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 28, 2016, 07:29:53 PM
My thoughts exactly.

He laid a trap for her and she fell right into it.

She inadvertently admitted to deleting work related (and subject to F.O.I.A. requests) and possibly classified emails.

Can you imagine what the debates will be like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tPJYlcYvc
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 28, 2016, 07:30:33 PM
I'm hoping to see Gary Johnson in the debate.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 28, 2016, 08:15:22 PM
I would love to see Jill Stein go after Hillary and Trump. I reckon Hillary will get smashed in the debates regardless
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 28, 2016, 08:21:38 PM
I reckon Hillary will get smashed in the debates regardless

Hillary isn't a very good debater.

It's why she has so few press conferences or any other venue where she just can't read from a script.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 29, 2016, 05:16:28 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 29, 2016, 06:12:24 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Comedy Gold.

But on a more serious note, trolling can be quite good. In the above example for instance, they had the spotlight on them
"You are terrible because you guys colluded and it was proved with the revelations from the hacked emails. It makes you look bad"
In return they tried to set Trump up.
"It was Trump. He conspired with the Russians to make us look bad"

See that was uncalled for. Now he could have strenuously denied and been backfooted and been diplomatic....but because they were controlling the narrative and direction he needed to be subversive and undercut them and change things. Trolling.

Trolling can be good. Certainly in this case what they were doing was wrong and they needed to be out back on their haunches for being unfair.

Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 29, 2016, 08:08:30 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 29, 2016, 09:17:22 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

No Hillary is the warmonger. She has never come across a country she did not want to war with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmIRYvJQeHM
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Icequeen on July 29, 2016, 09:51:24 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

All I know is that they better double up the secret service protection if he gets in there.

I give it 3 months before someone tries to assassinate his loud mouthed ass. He has a real knack for pissing people off.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 29, 2016, 10:14:14 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

All I know is that they better double up the secret service protection if he gets in there.

I give it 3 months before someone tries to assassinate his loud mouthed ass. He has a real knack for pissing people off.

You are not wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnqyafPdAyo
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 29, 2016, 10:58:56 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

All I know is that they better double up the secret service protection if he gets in there.

I give it 3 months before someone tries to assassinate his loud mouthed ass. He has a real knack for pissing people off.

The same goes for Hillary.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Icequeen on July 29, 2016, 11:58:33 AM
Both are really well-loved.  :LOL:

It's going to be a mess regardless of who wins this one I think.

Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 29, 2016, 12:14:14 PM
Unless Gary Johnson wins, of course.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Bastet on January 02, 2017, 05:39:12 PM
Unless Gary Johnson wins, of course.

Feeling the Johnson :penis:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 07, 2018, 06:50:47 PM
Good thing we didn't get Hillary, she's such a feckless cunt.   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2018, 02:52:00 PM
You'd do well with a feckless cunt now.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 10, 2018, 06:36:31 PM
You'd do well with a feckless cunt now.

I didn't know you were eligible to be President.   :dunno:   :hahaha:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: odeon on June 11, 2018, 04:44:10 PM
You'd do well with a feckless cunt now.

I didn't know you were eligible to be President.   :dunno:   :hahaha:

Yet you are.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 13, 2018, 08:07:07 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

I bet that instead of start WW3 he starts making peace with potentially the biggest nuclear threat.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Military
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2018, 09:09:28 AM
Fixed the title




https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/12/world/asia/trump-military-exercises-north-south-korea.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/12/world/asia/trump-military-exercises-north-south-korea.html)



He sure knows how to trigger those poor fellas in uniform.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Icequeen on June 13, 2018, 09:40:42 AM
Next he'll be inviting Kim Jong Un to the Whitehouse for private lessons on "dictatorship 101" over Big Macs while we go to war with Canada.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 13, 2018, 10:47:40 AM
Next he'll be inviting Kim Jong Un to the Whitehouse for private lessons on "dictatorship 101" over Big Macs while we go to war with Canada.

Yeah, fuck those Snow Beaners!!  Let's get 'em!!   :hitler:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 13, 2018, 04:07:14 PM
Next he'll be inviting Kim Jong Un to the Whitehouse for private lessons on "dictatorship 101" over Big Macs while we go to war with Canada.

Yes the sign of a dictator is that no citizen is able to disagree or mock them. I think you need to apply a bit of critical thinking to realise that the amount of shit he gets daily and the fact you can do it now without concern kind of makes your dictator allusions completely idiotic.

Feel free to keep making them though, do not let reality get in the way of a poor attempt at political humour
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Icequeen on June 13, 2018, 04:13:16 PM
Next he'll be inviting Kim Jong Un to the Whitehouse for private lessons on "dictatorship 101" over Big Macs while we go to war with Canada.

Yes the sign of a dictator is that no citizen is able to disagree or mock them. I think you need to apply a bit of critical thinking to realise that the amount of shit he gets daily and the fact you can do it now without concern kind of makes your dictator allusions completely idiotic.

Feel free to keep making them though, do not let reality get in the way of a poor attempt at political humour

You're always such a bright ray of sunshine Al...it's amazing.  :autism:
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 13, 2018, 04:20:40 PM
Next he'll be inviting Kim Jong Un to the Whitehouse for private lessons on "dictatorship 101" over Big Macs while we go to war with Canada.

Yes the sign of a dictator is that no citizen is able to disagree or mock them. I think you need to apply a bit of critical thinking to realise that the amount of shit he gets daily and the fact you can do it now without concern kind of makes your dictator allusions completely idiotic.

Feel free to keep making them though, do not let reality get in the way of a poor attempt at political humour

You're always such a bright ray of sunshine Al...it's amazing.  :autism:

Its true.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 13, 2018, 09:50:04 PM
It's called stealth dictatorship.

Lulling the masses into a false sense of security by allowing them to mock you.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2018, 11:33:12 PM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

I bet that instead of start WW3 he starts making peace with potentially the biggest nuclear threat.

:rofl:

So you're actually buying into this shit?
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 14, 2018, 01:30:04 AM
What a delightful and safe idea, to have a troll for president.  :trollskull:

Who wants to take bets on how quickly he'll start World War III? I give him about a week before he's nuked someone.  :popcorn:

I bet that instead of start WW3 he starts making peace with potentially the biggest nuclear threat.

:rofl:

So you're actually buying into this shit?

Depends what shit you are asking me buying into.
Do I think Little Rocket Man and Trump are serious about peace? 100%
Do I think it's all a done deal and Kim won't try to squirm out or try to brea h any condition he agrees to? No, I think it 50/50, depend on who his other influencers are he may or ay not.
Do I think this was all show? No. I think it was genuine and a successful first step.

I think Trump will look to the Middle East and at Iran next.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 14, 2018, 05:21:35 AM
It's called stealth dictatorship.

Lulling the masses into a false sense of security by allowing them to mock you.

This idea lacks falsifiability. It's empirically indistinguishable from a non-dictatorship.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 14, 2018, 06:42:08 AM
It's called stealth dictatorship.

Lulling the masses into a false sense of security by allowing them to mock you.

This idea lacks falsifiability. It's empirically indistinguishable from a non-dictatorship.
See? Fiendishly clever, isn't it?
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 14, 2018, 10:25:12 AM
No.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2018, 11:48:17 PM
So you're actually buying into this shit?

Depends what shit you are asking me buying into.

I'm not asking you to buy into anything.
Title: Re: Trump just trolled shit out of Hillary.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 15, 2018, 02:32:28 AM
So you're actually buying into this shit?

Depends what shit you are asking me buying into.

I'm not asking you to buy into anything.

^^ Lack of reading comprehension.