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In which we request CBC's advice on various matters. Take advice at your own risk. Postwhoring encouraged.
CBC, I have an unreasonable fear that teaspoon sized mice will invade my bed and nibble on my toes. What should I do?
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In which we request CBC's advice on various matters. Take advice at your own risk. Postwhoring encouraged.
CBC, I have an unreasonable fear that teaspoon sized mice will invade my bed and nibble on my toes. What should I do?
That's actually not unreasonable, given the extent to which the mice have made themselves at home.
I don't know if they would bite your feet, and in your situation I would have freaked out long ago and
called the landlord. I know you don't trust the handyman, but even if he helps himself to food, at least
he won't leave droppings all around ... right? :orly: I do sympathize, it is an unpleasant problem.
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In which we request CBC's advice on various matters. Take advice at your own risk. Postwhoring encouraged.
CBC, I have an unreasonable fear that teaspoon sized mice will invade my bed and nibble on my toes. What should I do?
That's actually not unreasonable, given the extent to which the mice have made themselves at home.
I don't know if they would bite your feet, and in your situation I would have freaked out long ago and
called the landlord. I know you don't trust the handyman, but even if he helps himself to food, at least
he won't leave droppings all around ... right? :orly: I do sympathize, it is an unpleasant problem.
So, Wolfish should keep the handyman instead of the mouse? That's assuming the he's a hunk, not a chunk.
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I must admit the baby mouse is cute ... but the handyman probably doesn't carry hantavirus. :-\
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I must admit the baby mouse is cute ... but the handyman probably doesn't carry hantavirus. :-\
The viruses the handyman does carry will all be transferable to humans. With mice that is different.
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I must admit the baby mouse is cute ... but the handyman probably doesn't carry hantavirus. :-\
the handyman reeks of alcohol and stale cigarette smoke (i think he gets his smokes from others' leavings). he also uses the bathroom when he's here but doesn't wash his hands (i heard the toilet flush but no running water in the sink), and who knows what he puts his hands on in the refrigerator. once when we came back we found mayonnaise missing. we couldn't tell about the bread and meat, but i tossed the meat. he wears clothing that can only be described as skeevy. his shoes are another color from the tan (i think) they used to be. i'm sure he carries lots of things worse than the hantavirus.
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I must admit the baby mouse is cute ... but the handyman probably doesn't carry hantavirus. :-\
the handyman reeks of alcohol and stale cigarette smoke (i think he gets his smokes from others' leavings). he also uses the bathroom when he's here but doesn't wash his hands (i heard the toilet flush but no running water in the sink), and who knows what he puts his hands on in the refrigerator. once when we came back we found mayonnaise missing. we couldn't tell about the bread and meat, but i tossed the meat. he wears clothing that can only be described as skeevy. his shoes are another color from the tan (i think) they used to be. i'm sure he carries lots of things worse than the hantavirus.
Yikes. :zombiefuck: In that case, carry on. Didn't realize he was that bad.
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my hard drive crashed (or malingered) this morning and now I have to copy files to a portable hard drive.
I'm so bored, and CBC isn't posting anything on I2 so there's nothing to read.
Should I send her a goldfish? What should I do?
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my hard drive crashed (or malingered) this morning and now I have to copy files to a portable hard drive.
I'm so bored, and CBC isn't posting anything on I2 so there's nothing to read.
Should I send her a goldfish? What should I do?
A goldfish would be a brilliant pet for CBC.
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CBC plussed me for evilness and I don't know what to say in response. What should I do? Should I go commit random acts of evilness to deserve it or should I just say thank you and run away?
:runaway:
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Send her that goldfish and then :runaway:
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CBC, there used to be goldfish smileys. Do you happen to know what their code is on I2?
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(http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/goldfish-animal-myths-570x527.jpg)
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Yes, let's give her that one.
:runaway:
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Worried about the missing goldfish now.
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Worried about the missing goldfish now.
<URRRRRRRRRP> :drool:
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Worried about the missing goldfish now.
<URRRRRRRRRP> :drool:
Is there something you'd like to tell us? :boatfish:
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I know nothing, I see nothing....................
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Worried about the missing goldfish now.
Maybe you should paste pamphlets about the missing goldfish in the neighbourhood.
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Worried about the missing goldfish now.
Maybe you should paste pamphlets about the missing goldfish in the neighbourhood.
Maybe he's been kidnapped? :o
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Worried about the missing goldfish now.
Maybe you should paste pamphlets about the missing goldfish in the neighbourhood.
Maybe he's been kidnapped? :o
Did anyone see it's little hat? If he's been eaten, that should be around somewhere.
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Don't SAY that. :'(
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The hat has not been found, maybe there will be a ransom note soon. Or a holiday card, from the goldfish, telling how much fun he has at the seaside.
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He's bound to forget us. :'(
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The memory of goldfishes is longer than myth has it.
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You mean Finding Nemo LIED?
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I've never found Nemo, nor did I see any footage of finding Nemo.
I have a massive knowledge gap when it is about information spread by Disney and Pixar.
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There's a goldfish to end all goldfishes in it.
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That's sad.
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Not really. It's actually a brilliant film.
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:fish:
The cat loved him. >:D
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Such a wonderful fish luncheon................I REGRET NOTHING! :headbang2:
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Boy, did this thread get derailed or what? :lol1:
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The glories of I2 are without number! :CanofWorms:
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CBC is not posting. What should I do?
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CBC, there used to be goldfish smileys. Do you happen to know what their code is on I2?
Here's one that I love. ---> :witchygoldfish:
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It's got a hat!
Is that a clipboard?
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It's got a hat!
Is that a clipboard?
Maybe! Or it might be a photograph of a stuffed goldfish, with a fabric-care tag attached. :orly:
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Here are a lot of goldfish for the forum or perhaps just this thread.
(http://orig08.deviantart.net/f5c9/f/2009/055/b/b/various_goldfish_mood_theme_by_princess_phoenix.jpg)
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They're beautiful! :heart: Who made them?
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CBC, there used to be goldfish smileys. Do you happen to know what their code is on I2?
Here's one that I love. ---> :witchygoldfish:
It's alive, it's alive!
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CBC, there used to be goldfish smileys. Do you happen to know what their code is on I2?
Here's one that I love. ---> :witchygoldfish:
It's alive, it's alive!
It's been there all along, on the Hidden Smileys List. :ninja:
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CBC, there used to be goldfish smileys. Do you happen to know what their code is on I2?
Here's one that I love. ---> :witchygoldfish:
It's alive, it's alive!
It's been there all along, on the Hidden Smileys List. :ninja:
It used to be on the page with "more" smileys. Good to know it is on the Hidden list.
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I moved suburbs a year and a half ago. We used to get huntsman spiders occasionally. There was always at least one around. (I used to call them Harry. occasionally we'd get another and I would call them Barry. So sometimes Barry and Harry cruising around.) Its been a year and a half and no Harry or Barry. We get dandy long leg spiders, but they are meh.
We are not allowed pets. There is a cat that we pat down the road occasionally but I liked having huntsman spiders around to walk past and see where they were and say "G'day Harry"
So...how do I fill this void?
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I moved suburbs a year and a half ago. We used to get huntsman spiders occasionally. There was always at least one around. (I used to call them Harry. occasionally we'd get another and I would call them Barry. So sometimes Barry and Harry cruising around.) Its been a year and a half and no Harry or Barry. We get dandy long leg spiders, but they are meh.
We are not allowed pets. There is a cat that we pat down the road occasionally but I liked having huntsman spiders around to walk past and see where they were and say "G'day Harry"
So...how do I fill this void?
Why aren't you getting any huntsmen around anymore? Is someone in the neighborhood using
the services of an exterminator? Can you find some huntsmen elsewhere and bring them home?
Have you considered the possibility that you might be ... too Australian? :laugh:
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I moved suburbs a year and a half ago. We used to get huntsman spiders occasionally. There was always at least one around. (I used to call them Harry. occasionally we'd get another and I would call them Barry. So sometimes Barry and Harry cruising around.) Its been a year and a half and no Harry or Barry. We get dandy long leg spiders, but they are meh.
We are not allowed pets. There is a cat that we pat down the road occasionally but I liked having huntsman spiders around to walk past and see where they were and say "G'day Harry"
So...how do I fill this void?
I knew it, you're growing soft over the years. :laugh:
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I moved suburbs a year and a half ago. We used to get huntsman spiders occasionally. There was always at least one around. (I used to call them Harry. occasionally we'd get another and I would call them Barry. So sometimes Barry and Harry cruising around.) Its been a year and a half and no Harry or Barry. We get dandy long leg spiders, but they are meh.
We are not allowed pets. There is a cat that we pat down the road occasionally but I liked having huntsman spiders around to walk past and see where they were and say "G'day Harry"
So...how do I fill this void?
Why aren't you getting any huntsmen around anymore? Is someone in the neighborhood using
the services of an exterminator? Can you find some huntsmen elsewhere and bring them home?
Have you considered the possibility that you might be ... too Australian? :laugh:
It is the strangest thing.
I think different spiders have different haunts. I saw a redback here and it was the first one I had seen for literally over a decade but they are everywhere in Western Australia.
Huntsman Spiders are usually not that feisty. I like walking past and seeing them motionless somewhere and saying "G'day Harry" No need to feed, pet or bug them. Ultimate low maintenance pet.
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Quite a bit easier to live with than a Funnel Web Spider! From all that I heard!
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Quite a bit easier to live with than a Funnel Web Spider! From all that I heard!
Id take my chances with Harry
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Quite a bit easier to live with than a Funnel Web Spider! From all that I heard!
Id take my chances with Harry
I would agree with that! I wouldn't fancy a trip to the ER for anti-venom treatments!
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I am having a problem with my dishes.
It seems that every time I wash them or put them in the dishwasher, I take them out and used them again. This results in my having to wash them again.
I'm getting very frustrated. What should I do?
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I am having a problem with my dishes.
It seems that every time I wash them or put them in the dishwasher, I take them out and used them again. This results in my having to wash them again.
I'm getting very frustrated. What should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8XFiAwLkM
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I am having a problem with my dishes.
It seems that every time I wash them or put them in the dishwasher, I take them out and use them again. This results in my having to wash them again.
I'm getting very frustrated. What should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8XFiAwLkM
Hello CBC
I do not have a shotgun but i think the slingshot will do brilliantly. but for some reason i anticipate that my partner will be upset. i plan to invite her to use her slingshot as well, but i think she doesn't know where she put hers. i'm not sure i should buy a shotgun. wouldn't a hunting rifle be better? then i could hunt the fat mouse i found in my room last night with only minimal damage to the house.
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Mike Ehrmantraut would advise you to use a scoped rifle, for maximum accuracy. 8)
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Mike Ehrmantraut would advise you to use a scoped rifle, for maximum accuracy. 8)
do they make scopes for slingshots?
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I think I have seen them on some of the more high tech sling shots! :apondering:
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nuff said
https://youtu.be/TSU1jQoGIqo
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I'm wondering if I should start a Weeble advice and fortune telling thread. The wobble could give us deep and profound insights into the meanings of our lives!
On the other hand she could have one of those fortune telling things the girls used to play with and just say yes, no, maybe or ask later. Or maybe she just wants to post in peace without provocation. Maybe we shouldn't bother her.
Ahh, but - the Weeble of Fortune! how could I turn that down?
I'm torn! What should I do?
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I'm wondering if I should start a Weeble advice and fortune telling thread. The wobble could give us deep and profound insights into the meanings of our lives!
On the other hand she could have one of those fortune telling things the girls used to play with and just say yes, no, maybe or ask later. Or maybe she just wants to post in peace without provocation. Maybe we shouldn't bother her.
Ahh, but - the Weeble of Fortune! how could I turn that down?
I'm torn! What should I do?
I'll do what I can! But buyer beware: You're seeking prophecy from a plastic egg. :laugh:
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Where should we put the CBC birthday week celebration thread? I'm torn between Games and Free for All.
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Where should we put the CBC birthday week celebration thread? I'm torn between Games and Free for All.
It doesn't matter. Wherever you like. :)
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Don't do laundry on your birthday. To hell with that! :fuckyeahdance:
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Don't do laundry on your birthday. To hell with that! :fuckyeahdance:
Yes, and make sure you stink like an eunuch the day after. Party hard, dear Weeble.
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Why would a eunuch stink?
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
:laugh:
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.
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I had a nice dinner out with friends. I'm happy to report that I still smell lovely. :M :P
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.
I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.
I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:
Welcome into the world of the adults.
A life packed with things you did not want to know.
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.
I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:
On the other hand, it might be useful to casually drop into a conversation with your daughter's boyfriend. :fatchef:
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Why would a eunuch stink?
I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.
They couldn't stop pissing themselves :zombiefuck:
Gross, but true :laugh:
Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.
I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:
On the other hand, it might be useful to casually drop into a conversation with your daughter's boyfriend. :fatchef:
"Hey, did you know that...?" :laugh:
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"TIL on the internet that ..." :zoinks:
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Try stealing the tip I learned on a housekeeping message board: Set a timer for 8 minutes and work
for just that little bit of time. If you dread marathon cleaning, working in mini-sessions might help!
You can do anything for 8 minutes, right? Well, some things. Not everything. At least I can't. :situp:
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If I could only do eight minutes of dishes at a time I'd never get anywhere.
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This would never work for me...unless I could finish it in 8 minutes.
Things left unfinished keep me up at night. :LOL:
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If I could only do eight minutes of dishes at a time I'd never get anywhere.
It's not for everyone. For someone like me, who tends to do all-or-nothing, it's a way to begin. :)
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Or you could have someone else do the eight minutes for you.
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
My mother would have sympathized with you, in her day. :P
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
My mother would have sympathized with you, in her day. :P
Any parent would.
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
My mother would have sympathized with you, in her day. :P
Any parent would.
I sympathize with parents in general these days. My mother had a lot of stress in her life. :apondering:
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
My mother would have sympathized with you, in her day. :P
Any parent would.
I sympathize with parents in general these days. My mother had a lot of stress in her life. :apondering:
It's a choice you make when you have no clue.
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
My mother would have sympathized with you, in her day. :P
Any parent would.
I sympathize with parents in general these days. My mother had a lot of stress in her life. :apondering:
It's a choice you make when you have no clue.
I'm truly glad that my life circumstances kept me out of contention for motherhood
while I was too young to know better. I've had only a very few moments of melancholy about it. 8)
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^That's how my kids think it's done.
My mother would have sympathized with you, in her day. :P
Any parent would.
I sympathize with parents in general these days. My mother had a lot of stress in her life. :apondering:
It's a choice you make when you have no clue.
I'm truly glad that my life circumstances kept me out of contention for motherhood
while I was too young to know better. I've had only a very few moments of melancholy about it. 8)
I wouldn't have it any other way now, but I wonder if the parents of this world would agree if given the choice.
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I've heard that a lot of parents have kind of mixed feelings, that as much as they love their kids,
if they had the decision to make again, they might have decided differently because the job is so hard. :orly:
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It's a ridiculously hard job but not one I would be without now. They make me proud, both of them.
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It's a ridiculously hard job but not one I would be without now. They make me proud, both of them.
That's excellent. It must be a great feeling to realize you've raised good human beings. :)
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It's a ridiculously hard job but not one I would be without now. They make me proud, both of them.
That's excellent. It must be a great feeling to realize you've raised good human beings. :)
I sometimes think they turned out OK in spite of me.
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It's a ridiculously hard job but not one I would be without now. They make me proud, both of them.
That's excellent. It must be a great feeling to realize you've raised good human beings. :)
I sometimes think they turned out OK in spite of me.
I doubt that's entirely true. You've probably made positive impacts that you don't even know about. 8)