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Title: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 01, 2015, 12:11:32 AM
(previously known as KGB)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI01qKAqYts
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 01, 2015, 10:41:29 PM
If this thread doesn't spark conversation, may I use it for Soviet Russia memes?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 01, 2015, 11:34:23 PM
If this thread doesn't spark conversation, may I use it for Soviet Russia memes?  :zoinks:

the thread? or the video?

and use how? D:
example!

check the video though! Live ammunition training was something I usually considered near-mythical, as in - live ammunition shot *AT* fellow collegues, hell they even shoot each others (wearing vests, obviously)
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 12:48:25 AM
It's a very good attempt at a thread.

I dedicate this thread to stream of consciousness writing AND memes.
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 12:53:57 AM
You think you come as a surprise, when there are maybe 5 posting members left, you one of them - and you're (at least by now) clearly obsessed with "defeating" me somehow. I can't imagine what else you aim for, other than to - - - hound me off the site.

Remember I confronted you with that, in PM, and you turned into a little bitch once the audience was gone? I remember.

In the previous reply I was contemplating two options:
1. Preemptively tell you to come over, and obsess about me, like the closet fag you are OR
2. Preemptively tell you to come over as oppsite-psychology, which would most likely have you come over anyway, since you are so unable to help yourself.
(Also Gopher "invited" you to reply. He trolled me, through you, as a proxy. I'm fine with that. Gopher's gonna gopher.)

As "amused" as you claim you are by this, you cannot possibly be. This has to pain you, especially since this will not lead to my leaving the forum. You will basically be obsessing about a Norwegian for the rest of your idiotic life, because you will not be able to let me go.

The rest of your life
will be about me :)

(Tip, other posters will notice that you talk about me a lot, but I don't talk about you. I talk TO you. You talk about me. Do you know the difference between that? One is a bitch move, the other isn't. Guess which is which)
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: 'andersom' on December 02, 2015, 01:06:31 AM
 :spitscreen:
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 01:15:28 AM
You think you come as a surprise, when there are maybe 5 posting members left, you one of them - and you're (at least by now) clearly obsessed with "defeating" me somehow. I can't imagine what else you aim for, other than to - - - hound me off the site.

Remember I confronted you with that, in PM, and you turned into a little bitch once the audience was gone? I remember.

In the previous reply I was contemplating two options:
1. Preemptively tell you to come over, and obsess about me, like the closet fag you are OR
2. Preemptively tell you to come over as oppsite-psychology, which would most likely have you come over anyway, since you are so unable to help yourself.
(Also Gopher "invited" you to reply. He trolled me, through you, as a proxy. I'm fine with that. Gopher's gonna gopher.)

As "amused" as you claim you are by this, you cannot possibly be. This has to pain you, especially since this will not lead to my leaving the forum. You will basically be obsessing about a Norwegian for the rest of your idiotic life, because you will not be able to let me go.

The rest of your life
will be about me :)

(Tip, other posters will notice that you talk about me a lot, but I don't talk about you. I talk TO you. You talk about me. Do you know the difference between that? One is a bitch move, the other isn't. Guess which is which)
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 01:17:53 AM
Obviously, now that I pulled the "obsessed" card, you have a difficult choice

Either comply with my psychological approach, and actually stop obsessing about me - but this would mean "surrendering" to my will (not an option)
or deliberately keep obsessing about me - out of sheer defiance.

That is how predictable you are, and that is how I know you will never be able to let this go, for the rest of your life.

^There it is again, Al :D
TIME TO MAKE A CHOICE! :'D
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 01:18:33 AM
Great you adopted the spirit of this with your stream of consciousness.  I am glad you have embraced this. Mindless and meaningless. Whatever pops into your head.
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 01:19:07 AM
I bet you have even mentioned me to people "in real life", not only mentioned, but mention me regularily :D

And I see you have made a choice :]

(There is a possibility that you intend on phasing out your obsession with me. Gradually, in order to give the appearance you simply "grew tired", and it had nothing to do with my psychological trickery. Don't! I have allready predicted this possibility, so it is no longer an option!)
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 01:24:50 AM
Just to make things clear:

I SUGGEST TO YOU TO *NOT* OBSESS ABOUT ME, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
SIGNED ZEGH.

There it is, in writing.
If ever you DO stop obsessing about me, it will be out of obedience to me.
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 01:56:37 AM
Bob Marley - Pot, Sigmund Freud - Cocaine, Lewis Carroll - Laudanum, Kurt Cobain - Heroin, Ernest Hemmingway - Alcohol.
I wonder if the drugs were swapped between the players what the results would have been?
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 02:00:21 AM
Humans are not designed to fly and in order to do so, would need chest and arm muscles thirty times bigger than we have now (and naturally other aspects would need to change such as wings, may help). Trying to imagine how that would look?
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 02:03:21 AM
Plagiarizing me again are we?

At least show the dedication I did - when I did it :]
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 02:06:53 AM
Plagiarizing me again are we?

At least show the dedication I did - when I did it :]

(http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.62670139.1608/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)

Never did get the attraction with Pepe. Never liked him. Plenty of great memes around never understood the attraction of this one.
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 02:11:45 AM
I like reading up on the old school gangsters like Bugsy Seigall, Meyer Lanksy, Frank Costello and Luck Luciano.
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 02:13:27 AM
Remember, ANY hint of your obsession diminishing, and you will be "playing into my hands"
Don't let that happen!
The weakness will be PALPABLE!
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 02:36:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

How do these guys do it? How do they think up this crap?
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
If we went back in time and tried to explain "modern" concepts to ancient people. I wonder how we would go?
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2015, 02:31:19 PM
I think Da Nangmay be a good place to visit and hang out in.

I really want to see Spain, France and Italy though. Mauritius would be cool too
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2015, 09:24:57 PM
and use how? D:
example!

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/227/735/1325617422669.jpg)

(http://s.likes-media.com/img/aac5b458a8d31189c21482c4ea833063.600x.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcaoy765qd1rr7wnno1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2015, 09:28:59 PM
check the video though! Live ammunition training was something I usually considered near-mythical, as in - live ammunition shot *AT* fellow collegues, hell they even shoot each others (wearing vests, obviously)

Yeah, I watched the video. I thought it's a pretty stupid practice, unless of course they would actually stand still in a real life situation, expecting only body armor shots will be received, while they retaliate with head shots.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2015, 09:35:02 PM
check the video though! Live ammunition training was something I usually considered near-mythical, as in - live ammunition shot *AT* fellow collegues, hell they even shoot each others (wearing vests, obviously)

Yeah, I watched the video. I thought it's a pretty stupid practice, unless of course they would actually stand still in a real life situation, expecting only body armor shots will be received, while they retaliate with head shots.  :dunno:

Like he says, it's "confidence training", to train controlling your nerves in hectic situations. I mean, usually people train shooting at flat paper targets, which are even worse. Just paper that doesn't shoot back, doesn't move
But here you got live ammo blasting into your own armor, whizzing past your head

I'm not sure how practically applicable this training is (or more countries would employ it), but it definitely is "typically" russian in its badassness
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2015, 09:48:10 PM
I'd have to agree on the badassness.  :lol1:
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 03, 2015, 04:32:44 AM
and use how? D:
example!

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/227/735/1325617422669.jpg)

(http://s.likes-media.com/img/aac5b458a8d31189c21482c4ea833063.600x.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcaoy765qd1rr7wnno1_500.jpg)

"The Russian. He was a big brutal looking bastard. He was played by Kevin Nash
(http://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wv/02/20922/20922.jpg)
I did not recognise him. He is a big unit naturally. About 7 foot


Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 03, 2015, 04:38:46 AM
I'd have to agree on the badassness.  :lol1:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Bad_Ass_poster.jpg)
Watched this film last night co-incidentrally. The fighting was decent. The plot okayish...it was a definitely not an A grade film by any stretch. BUT the romantic interest was ....well?
She would have been pushing 30 and he is 70+
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 03, 2015, 04:57:44 AM
I'd have to agree on the badassness.  :lol1:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Bad_Ass_poster.jpg)
Watched this film last night co-incidentrally. The fighting was decent. The plot okayish...it was a definitely not an A grade film by any stretch. BUT the romantic interest was ....well?
She would have been pushing 30 and he is 70+

I just checked at the time Trejo was 68 and she (Joyful Drake was 36.....so that is not too bad????????)
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Parts on December 03, 2015, 03:48:43 PM
I bet it cuts down on guys hitting on their buddy's girlfriends at parties :zoinks:
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 03, 2015, 07:56:41 PM
All kinds of wrong isn't it?
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Bastet on December 03, 2015, 10:49:16 PM
Bob Marley - Pot, Sigmund Freud - Cocaine, Lewis Carroll - Laudanum, Kurt Cobain - Heroin, Ernest Hemmingway - Alcohol.
I wonder if the drugs were swapped between the players what the results would have been?


You too can be a stoner intellectual like Zegh.:M
Title: Re: Russian FSB drill
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 04, 2015, 12:18:59 AM
Bob Marley - Pot, Sigmund Freud - Cocaine, Lewis Carroll - Laudanum, Kurt Cobain - Heroin, Ernest Hemmingway - Alcohol.
I wonder if the drugs were swapped between the players what the results would have been?


You too can be a stoner intellectual like Zegh.:M

This is how I imagine Zegh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGZAIFteAg