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Start here => Games => Topic started by: 'andersom' on July 21, 2015, 02:36:16 AM
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I am calling you about Microsoft Windows on your computer.....
Yes, sure. They call from India, Mexico, or even Norway.
Today I had one telling me to shut up after only one sentence from my side.
Played the dumb woman, struggling with English, thinking she was talking about glass windows.
This thread is for replies if you get called by them, or other unknown people wanting you to buy something, or do something for them.
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Hello, this is Andrea's hotline. We make your steaming fantasies come true. (with gasping voice, of course)
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- This is your lucky day, our vacuum cleaners are on offer...
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Thank you for calling. Let me tell you about your Lord and saviour.
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Your voice is so beautiful. Tell me, what is the colour of your hair? What is the colour of your eyes? What are you wearing today?
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- That's odd because I run Linux.
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Do you want fries with that?
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Tell Bill I said hi.
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Nobody's perfect.
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- It crashed AGAIN?!?
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:lol1:
:include:
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- No, I'm not going to fix your computer.
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:laugh:
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Apparently I hit a nerve with that girl who called me. She keeps calling me and then throws on the phone, or says my name a few times, before severing the connection.
:lol1:
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Apparently I hit a nerve with that girl who called me. She keeps calling me and then throws on the phone, or says my name a few times, before severing the connection.
:lol1:
That's what stops me from annoying them. I simply answer "Hello" as if I was an answering machine. Then I keep silent. That's if I answer at all.
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If they ask for me by name I tell them that they have the wrong number.
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Apparently I hit a nerve with that girl who called me. She keeps calling me and then throws on the phone, or says my name a few times, before severing the connection.
:lol1:
:laugh:
There's a lot of fun to be had with that.
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- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
- Your name has been drawn as the lucky winner of a set of stainless steel kitchen knives.
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- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.
- *loud shotgun blast over the phone* There, it's fixed, thanks for the call.
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- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.
- Oh okay, can you please hold a second? I need to take this pizza out of the oven.
*Never returns, waits to see how long they hold. >:D
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- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.
- What's that?
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Is there a thread for other calls like this? Point me to it. I am cruel to these folks:
"I'd like to speak to you about -"
"I'm sorry, I'd rather talk to a human being."
"I am a human being."
"So far you haven't proven it."
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- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.
- Good of you to call. I want to know why they skipped 9. What are they ashamed of?
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- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.
- Does Bill know you are doing this?