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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: sg1008 on May 13, 2015, 07:27:45 PM
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There are certain members on this board who need to have their souls saved. We need to do something about this. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your local service provider.
Please suggest some helpful tactics and methods:
Torture- only possible after a case has been convincingly made about their threat to society (following UN lax-conventions)
Kidnapping- possible..most effective if the member is female and can be made to have offspring.
Occupation- also possible and would require being willing to "rough" it.
Gunpoint- Only possible if you live in the USA, the freest place in the world where guns are still allowed. Or a rebel base.
Bribery- very effective, but requires food and a starvation situation.
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is this supposed to be funny, cause I'm missing the ha ha
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I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income. :zoinks:
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OK it's time for bed for me...I am missing the point
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I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income. :zoinks:
omg, are you saying my soul is worth some ching-ching $$?
:eyelash:
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OK it's time for bed for me...I am missing the point
Satire, a funny way to blow off steam.
Today's subject: genocide in the name of religion....or thereabouts.
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I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income. :zoinks:
omg, are you saying my soul is worth some ching-ching $$?
:eyelash:
Especially since it's still young and largely untainted. :zoinks:
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I am missing the point
That's too bad, because you're in this thread now so I must devise a way to save your soul. :green:
I intend to save Hannah's soul via the process of pickling. Pickling extends the lifespan of souls as they suspend in an antimicrobial brine which kills bacteria and other microorganisms. I'll be able to preserve and save Hannah's soul for years and use it as a tasty salty vinegary accompaniment to my sandwiches. :zoinks:
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Too late I already sold mine :GA:
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Torture- depends on the type of torture. :apondering:
Kidnapping- sounds good, has to be a warmer climate though, I'm getting tired of snow.
Occupation- does it come with health care coverage and vacation days?
Gunpoint- I probably have more guns.
Bribery- I can be bought, but I'm not cheap. :zoinks:
That is assuming I still have a soul.
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You can buy mine if you already sold yours. I haven't used it a lot. :zoinks:
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I am going to harness you souls for energy..you will add years to my lifespan, give me super strength, and I will acquire all your knowledge and expertise.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
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I am going to harness you souls for energy..you will add years to my lifespan, give me super strength, and I will acquire all your knowledge and expertise.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Bugger all from me then. The only thing you'll get is an extra level of sarcasm. :dunno: :M
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
It was, but I lost it long before then :LOL:
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Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
It was, but I lost it long before then :LOL:
Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?
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Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.
You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
It was, but I lost it long before then :LOL:
Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?
To become a lawyer
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
It was, but I lost it long before then :LOL:
Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?
To become a lawyer
Oh,*that's* why. :o
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I gave my soul away a long time ago. Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
It was, but I lost it long before then :LOL:
Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?
To become a lawyer
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Ah, I found your other post and replied to that one.
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Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.
You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.
You should save Hyke's soul via the process of pasteurization. :zoinks:
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Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.
You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.
You should save Hyke's soul via the process of pasteurization. :zoinks:
Chocolatey pasteurization....ymmm.. :mischief:
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:heisenberg: you all are so funny
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Another soul saved. :2thumbsup:
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Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.
You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.
You should save Hyke's soul via the process of pasteurization. :zoinks:
Chocolatey pasteurization....ymmm.. :mischief:
Too hot for me.
Not liking the thought of freeze drying either.
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I never had one to begin with. 8)
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If every freckle stands for a soul, I have a pretty big collection of them.
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Are you planning on saving any of them?
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With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.
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:heisenberg: you all are so funny
:)
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With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.
HYKE IS STEALING SOULS!!!!!
:GA: :GA:
How are we going to save them all??
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How are we going to save them all??
We can save them all via the processof dehydration, and make them ito a tasty trailm mix. :zoinks:
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Had to look up trail mix. In my language they call it "studentenhaver" (oats for students) or sometimes "elitehaver" (oats for the elite), one could live on it for a while. It was supposed to increase intelligence, and also to help get through a hangover more quickly.
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:apondering:
Maybe freckles are good in preventing hangovers. No matter how much I drank, I never had a hangover.
Maybe those souls form a protective shield.
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With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.
Tiny souls are the newborn ones, yes? :drool: >:D
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I'me safe, since I have none! :viking: :mischief:
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Had to look up trail mix. In my language they call it "studentenhaver" (oats for students) or sometimes "elitehaver" (oats for the elite), one could live on it for a while. It was supposed to increase intelligence, and also to help get through a hangover more quickly.
It's too much stuff and different flavor and texture at once for me. I like the kind with bits of chocolate mixed in and I just pick out the bits of chocolate. :zoinks:
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There are certain members on this board who need to have their souls saved. We need to do something about this. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your local service provider.
Please suggest some helpful tactics and methods:
Torture- only possible after a case has been convincingly made about their threat to society (following UN lax-conventions)
Kidnapping- possible..most effective if the member is female and can be made to have offspring.
Occupation- also possible and would require being willing to "rough" it.
Gunpoint- Only possible if you live in the USA, the freest place in the world where guns are still allowed. Or a rebel base.
Bribery- very effective, but requires food and a starvation situation.
*glances at post, smirks at responses to it*
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Not fooling anyone, Rage. You're getting soft. :smarty:
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OH CM'ON! :facepalm2:
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I can't save your soul anyway.
Did you forget to take a back-up?
Oooo, that was brilliant. :o Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving. :zoinks:
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I can't save your soul anyway.
Did you forget to take a back-up?
Oooo, that was brilliant. :o Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving. :zoinks:
Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P
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I can't save your soul anyway.
Did you forget to take a back-up?
Oooo, that was brilliant. :o Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving. :zoinks:
Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P
I know, right? I'm freaking awesome. :zoinks:
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I can't save your soul anyway.
Did you forget to take a back-up?
Oooo, that was brilliant. :o Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving. :zoinks:
Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P
I know, right? I'm freaking awesome. :zoinks:
But also, you can't be saved. :smarty:
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I can't save your soul anyway.
Did you forget to take a back-up?
Oooo, that was brilliant. :o Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving. :zoinks:
Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P
I know, right? I'm freaking awesome. :zoinks:
But also, you can't be saved. :smarty:
I'm so awesome I don't need it. :zoinks:
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Great. We agree, then. :zoinks:
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I think we've always agreed I'm awesome. :zoinks:
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Have you guys heard of "walk-ins"?
Maybe we can swap souls.... :mischief:
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Have you guys heard of "walk-ins"?
Maybe we can swap souls.... :mischief:
Walk in what? :orly:
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Have you guys heard of "walk-ins"?
Maybe we can swap souls.... :mischief:
:laugh:
Trying to imagine that.
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I can act it out is you'd like...
Lol...wish y'all were here. It would be funny.
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Are any souls still being saved here? :-\