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Title: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 13, 2015, 07:27:45 PM
There are certain members on this board who need to have their souls saved. We need to do something about this. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your local service provider.

Please suggest some helpful tactics and methods:
Torture- only possible after a case has been convincingly made about their threat to society (following UN lax-conventions)
Kidnapping- possible..most effective if the member is female and can be made to have offspring.
Occupation- also possible and would require being willing to "rough" it.
Gunpoint- Only possible if you live in the USA, the freest place in the world where guns are still allowed. Or a rebel base.
Bribery- very effective, but requires food and a starvation situation.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Hannah on May 13, 2015, 07:46:10 PM
is this supposed to be funny, cause I'm missing the ha ha
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 13, 2015, 07:50:35 PM
I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Hannah on May 13, 2015, 07:54:04 PM
OK it's time for bed for me...I am missing the point
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 13, 2015, 08:46:17 PM
I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income.  :zoinks:

omg, are you saying my soul is worth some ching-ching $$?
 :eyelash:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 13, 2015, 08:47:35 PM
OK it's time for bed for me...I am missing the point

Satire, a funny way to blow off steam.
Today's subject: genocide in the name of religion....or thereabouts.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 13, 2015, 08:55:45 PM
I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income.  :zoinks:

omg, are you saying my soul is worth some ching-ching $$?
 :eyelash:

Especially since it's still young and largely untainted.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 13, 2015, 09:06:22 PM
I am missing the point

That's too bad, because you're in this thread now so I must devise a way to save your soul.  :green:

I intend to save Hannah's soul via the process of pickling. Pickling extends the lifespan of souls as they suspend in an antimicrobial brine which kills bacteria and other microorganisms. I'll be able to preserve and save Hannah's soul for years and use it as a tasty salty vinegary accompaniment to my sandwiches.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Arya Quinn on May 14, 2015, 01:59:25 AM
Too late I already sold mine  :GA:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Icequeen on May 14, 2015, 09:14:33 AM
Torture- depends on the type of torture. :apondering:
Kidnapping- sounds good, has to be a warmer climate though, I'm getting tired of snow.
Occupation- does it come with health care coverage and vacation days?
Gunpoint- I probably have more guns.
Bribery- I can be bought, but I'm not cheap. :zoinks:

That is assuming I still have a soul.






Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on May 14, 2015, 10:10:44 AM
You can buy mine if you already sold yours. I haven't used it a lot. :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 14, 2015, 02:15:01 PM
I am going to harness you souls for energy..you will add years to my lifespan, give me super strength, and I will acquire all your knowledge and expertise.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: MLA on May 14, 2015, 04:41:35 PM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Arya Quinn on May 14, 2015, 04:45:29 PM
I am going to harness you souls for energy..you will add years to my lifespan, give me super strength, and I will acquire all your knowledge and expertise.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Bugger all from me then. The only thing you'll get is an extra level of sarcasm.  :dunno: :M
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Jack on May 14, 2015, 04:48:42 PM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: MLA on May 14, 2015, 04:50:30 PM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:

It was, but I lost it long before then  :LOL:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 14, 2015, 04:51:31 PM
Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 14, 2015, 08:58:14 PM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:

It was, but I lost it long before then  :LOL:

Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 14, 2015, 08:59:26 PM
Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.

You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.

Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: MLA on May 15, 2015, 09:18:47 AM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:

It was, but I lost it long before then  :LOL:

Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?

To become a lawyer
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on May 15, 2015, 09:49:47 AM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:

It was, but I lost it long before then  :LOL:

Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?

To become a lawyer

Oh,*that's* why. :o
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 15, 2015, 04:22:43 PM
I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.
Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school. :laugh:

It was, but I lost it long before then  :LOL:

Wait- side question- what did you go to law school for?

To become a lawyer

-_-

Ah, I found your other post and replied to that one.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 15, 2015, 05:35:48 PM
Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.

You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.

You should save Hyke's soul via the process of pasteurization.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 15, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.

You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.

You should save Hyke's soul via the process of pasteurization.  :zoinks:

Chocolatey pasteurization....ymmm.. :mischief:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Hannah on May 19, 2015, 01:59:07 PM
 :heisenberg: you all are so funny
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on May 19, 2015, 02:32:20 PM
Another soul saved. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 19, 2015, 03:23:03 PM
Getting kidnapped by SG might be fun. But I don't want more offspring. So, I'll have to take care of my own soul.

You already have offspring? Well, then you'll get a waiver of course.

You should save Hyke's soul via the process of pasteurization.  :zoinks:

Chocolatey pasteurization....ymmm.. :mischief:
Too hot for me.
Not liking the thought of freeze drying either.
 :-\
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: rock hound on May 19, 2015, 03:27:18 PM
I never had one to begin with.   8)
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 19, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
If every freckle stands for a soul, I have a pretty big collection of them.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on May 20, 2015, 10:55:42 AM
Are you planning on saving any of them?
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 20, 2015, 01:49:06 PM
With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 20, 2015, 04:03:24 PM
:heisenberg: you all are so funny

:)
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on May 20, 2015, 04:04:10 PM
With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.

HYKE IS STEALING SOULS!!!!!

 :GA: :GA:

How are we going to save them all??
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 21, 2015, 08:07:02 PM
How are we going to save them all??

We can save them all via the processof  dehydration, and make them ito a tasty trailm mix.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 22, 2015, 12:15:08 AM
Had to look up trail mix. In my language they call it "studentenhaver" (oats for students) or sometimes "elitehaver" (oats for the elite), one could live on it for a while. It was supposed to increase intelligence, and also to help get through a hangover more quickly.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 22, 2015, 12:18:39 AM
 :apondering:

Maybe freckles are good in preventing hangovers. No matter how much I drank, I never had a hangover.
Maybe those souls form a protective shield.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on May 22, 2015, 01:05:01 PM
With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.

Tiny souls are the newborn ones, yes? :drool:  >:D
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Icequeen on May 22, 2015, 04:31:38 PM
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Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: rock hound on May 22, 2015, 04:49:50 PM
I'me safe, since I have none!   :viking: :mischief:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 22, 2015, 08:30:04 PM
Had to look up trail mix. In my language they call it "studentenhaver" (oats for students) or sometimes "elitehaver" (oats for the elite), one could live on it for a while. It was supposed to increase intelligence, and also to help get through a hangover more quickly.

It's too much stuff and different flavor and texture at once for me. I like the kind with bits of chocolate mixed in and I just pick out the bits of chocolate.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 23, 2015, 11:30:02 AM
Quote
There are certain members on this board who need to have their souls saved. We need to do something about this. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your local service provider.

Please suggest some helpful tactics and methods:
Torture- only possible after a case has been convincingly made about their threat to society (following UN lax-conventions)
Kidnapping- possible..most effective if the member is female and can be made to have offspring.
Occupation- also possible and would require being willing to "rough" it.
Gunpoint- Only possible if you live in the USA, the freest place in the world where guns are still allowed. Or a rebel base.
Bribery- very effective, but requires food and a starvation situation.

*glances at post, smirks at responses to it*
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on May 26, 2015, 02:34:11 PM
Not fooling anyone, Rage. You're getting soft. :smarty:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 28, 2015, 09:23:46 PM
OH CM'ON!  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 01, 2015, 05:04:32 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2015, 10:59:20 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:

Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 16, 2015, 05:36:15 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:

Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P

I know, right? I'm freaking awesome.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2015, 11:26:28 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:

Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P

I know, right? I'm freaking awesome.  :zoinks:

But also, you can't be saved. :smarty:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 17, 2015, 04:18:53 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:

Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P

I know, right? I'm freaking awesome.  :zoinks:

But also, you can't be saved. :smarty:

I'm so awesome I don't need it.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on June 21, 2015, 02:46:10 AM
Great. We agree, then. :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 21, 2015, 11:41:14 AM
I think we've always agreed I'm awesome.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on June 30, 2015, 05:19:08 PM
Have you guys heard of "walk-ins"?

Maybe we can swap souls....  :mischief:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 30, 2015, 07:22:31 PM
Have you guys heard of "walk-ins"?

Maybe we can swap souls....  :mischief:

Walk in what?  :orly:
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2015, 05:04:10 AM
Have you guys heard of "walk-ins"?

Maybe we can swap souls....  :mischief:
:laugh:

Trying to imagine that.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: sg1008 on July 01, 2015, 09:01:42 PM
I can act it out is you'd like...

Lol...wish y'all were here. It would be funny.
Title: Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
Post by: odeon on July 09, 2015, 03:46:08 PM
Are any souls still being saved here? :-\