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Title: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 26, 2014, 10:08:42 PM
I mean, she's good looking and all but she isn't the goddess that Taylor Swift is.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2014, 11:39:34 PM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on November 27, 2014, 12:26:00 AM
Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:

(http://images.dailyfill.com/e517eb531f744a65_8f396327bf90b974/o/Justin_Bieber_300.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 27, 2014, 08:05:15 AM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on November 27, 2014, 08:47:30 AM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:

Is Jennifer Lawrence your type? Do you like American rednecks? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: El on November 27, 2014, 12:18:16 PM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Icequeen on November 27, 2014, 01:14:11 PM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I had to look up Katy Perry...I am so out of touch anymore.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 27, 2014, 07:34:12 PM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:

Is Jennifer Lawrence your type? Do you like American rednecks? :zoinks:

I like personality.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 27, 2014, 08:28:48 PM
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:13:50 AM
Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:

(http://images.dailyfill.com/e517eb531f744a65_8f396327bf90b974/o/Justin_Bieber_300.jpg)

Rather interesting that you should post that picture. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:21:42 AM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I'm told she's got a great personality.

(http://www.lawrencejennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jennifer-lawrence-sexy-05.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on November 28, 2014, 02:11:01 AM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I had to look up Katy Perry...I am so out of touch anymore.  :laugh:

Same.

Looked up all three. They look about as plastic as that picture Semi posted. Fame does not do appearances well, in many cases.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: renaeden on November 28, 2014, 02:16:36 AM
I found out through my Social Media class that Katy Perry has the most followers on Twitter in the world.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 28, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

You obviously didn't see her in a cheerleader outfit.  :drool:    :dick:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on November 29, 2014, 03:24:19 AM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

You obviously didn't see her in a cheerleader outfit.  :drool:    :dick:

Cheerleaders aren't my thing.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Charlotte Quin on December 02, 2014, 03:58:58 AM
I think Jennifer Lawrence is pretty. Katy Perry is a bit meh, her eyes seem too close together.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:20:13 AM
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:

Is Jennifer Lawrence your type? Do you like American rednecks? :zoinks:

I like personality.  :zoinks:

We have plenty of people with redneck personalities in America. :zoinks: Do you need help finding someone? :orly:

Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:

(http://images.dailyfill.com/e517eb531f744a65_8f396327bf90b974/o/Justin_Bieber_300.jpg)

Rather interesting that you should post that picture. :zoinks:

Almost Freudian. :zoinks:

the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I'm told she's got a great personality.

(http://www.lawrencejennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jennifer-lawrence-sexy-05.jpg)

She looks very thin in this picture. :GA:

the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I had to look up Katy Perry...I am so out of touch anymore.  :laugh:

Same.

Looked up all three. They look about as plastic as that picture Semi posted. Fame does not do appearances well, in many cases.

That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on December 02, 2014, 08:26:47 AM
That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
In German, "Gift" means poison.  :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 02, 2014, 08:32:58 AM
That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
In German, "Gift" means poison.  :M

The Germans are such a comforting people.  :green:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on December 02, 2014, 08:38:21 AM
That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
In German, "Gift" means poison.  :M



The Germans are such a comforting people.  :green:
Jetzt vermisse ich den Lit.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on December 02, 2014, 08:47:00 AM
Lit would be able to explain connections between "gift" in English and "Gift" in German too.
Wikipedia says there is a link between the two of them, poison being the deadly gift.

The little pony should come back.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 09:13:02 AM
That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
In German, "Gift" means poison.  :M

That sounds right. :orly:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 02, 2014, 11:52:02 AM
That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
In German, "Gift" means poison.  :M

The Germans are such a comforting people.  :green:

How To Speak German (Lesson 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRCYK5gfLo0#ws)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 02, 2014, 12:00:39 PM
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?

They have given up all hope for the possibility of ever talking to an actual person.
Scrappy sure knows how to reveal his lack of life, time and time again. He is so good at it too, it's like, he delivers himself with style!
What's next?
Whole thread of "Who else is sick of masturbating while crying? So typical eh!?"
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 02, 2014, 09:47:35 PM
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?

They have given up all hope for the possibility of ever talking to an actual person.
Scrappy sure knows how to reveal his lack of life, time and time again. He is so good at it too, it's like, he delivers himself with style!
What's next?
Whole thread of "Who else is sick of masturbating while crying? So typical eh!?"
LOL
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 03, 2014, 04:11:36 AM
Great personality. :zoinks:

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/article-1289476334505-0c03cb08000005dc-956083_223x441.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on December 03, 2014, 04:31:11 AM
She needs a better tailor. This suit fits barely better than a garbage bag. It's all wrinkles and creases where it should fit tight. And with a better fit, her boobs would look better too.

A personality that can do with some improvement.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Hannah on December 03, 2014, 06:54:24 AM
oh fer heavens sake... :thumbdn: I'm sorry but pole dancing witches just are begging to be burned... :laugh: :apondering:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 01:48:02 PM
That picture is of Justin Bieber, Canada's "gift" to America.
In German, "Gift" means poison.  :M

The Germans are such a comforting people.  :green:

How To Speak German (Lesson 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRCYK5gfLo0#ws)

A few of those translations seemed dodgy. Perhaps you should ask Hyke for her opinion. :orly:

She needs a better tailor. This suit fits barely better than a garbage bag. It's all wrinkles and creases where it should fit tight. And with a better fit, her boobs would look better too.

A personality that can do with some improvement.

Perhaps you should make a suit like that, to show how it's done. :hyke:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 03, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?

They have given up all hope for the possibility of ever talking to an actual person.
Scrappy sure knows how to reveal his lack of life, time and time again. He is so good at it too, it's like, he delivers himself with style!
What's next?
Whole thread of "Who else is sick of masturbating while crying? So typical eh!?"

A textbook piece of psychological projection.

You're a typical druggie, you have an overinflated opinion of yourself because you project your shortcomings onto others.    :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 03, 2014, 07:38:54 PM
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?

They have given up all hope for the possibility of ever talking to an actual person.
Scrappy sure knows how to reveal his lack of life, time and time again. He is so good at it too, it's like, he delivers himself with style!
What's next?
Whole thread of "Who else is sick of masturbating while crying? So typical eh!?"

A textbook piece of psychological projection.

You're a typical druggie, you have an overinflated opinion of yourself because you project your shortcomings onto others.    :hahaha:

:lol1:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 03, 2014, 10:33:19 PM
I joke about crying masturbation.
Scrappy insists I am projecting.
=
Scrappy believes crying masturbation is common and expected among aspies.
Scrappy masturbates while crying.

HE DONE IT AGAIN!
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 04, 2014, 12:17:50 AM
She needs a better tailor. This suit fits barely better than a garbage bag. It's all wrinkles and creases where it should fit tight. And with a better fit, her boobs would look better too.

A personality that can do with some improvement.

You're right. Maybe it would be better if she took it off. :orly:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 04, 2014, 03:05:50 PM
I joke about crying masturbation.
Scrappy insists I am projecting.
=
Scrappy believes crying masturbation is common and expected among aspies.
Scrappy masturbates while crying.

HE DONE IT AGAIN!

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QN8j8wLmKIA/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 04, 2014, 10:35:25 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Genesis on December 04, 2014, 11:56:09 PM
Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:

(http://images.dailyfill.com/e517eb531f744a65_8f396327bf90b974/o/Justin_Bieber_300.jpg)

The lesbian version of Vanilla Ice? Wow.....
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 05, 2014, 12:00:47 AM
That face makes me want to punch it.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 05, 2014, 09:03:07 AM
Orlando Bloom tried to get a good punch in, but was hindered by all the body guards. Unfortunately, Bieber got to leave there feeling super cool and awesome, still having learned nothing.
Almost! Better luck to the next guy!
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 05, 2014, 11:43:27 AM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Genesis on December 05, 2014, 01:51:42 PM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

Or a boxing glove
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 05, 2014, 02:03:04 PM
I joke about crying masturbation.
Scrappy insists I am projecting.
=
Scrappy believes crying masturbation is common and expected among aspies.
Scrappy masturbates while crying.

HE DONE IT AGAIN!

I'm guessing this is funny in Norwegian.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 06, 2014, 02:49:36 AM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

If available, sure.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 06, 2014, 06:51:47 PM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

Or a boxing glove

A chainsaw sounds pretty good too  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 06, 2014, 06:52:46 PM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

If available, sure.

He has to visit America more often  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 06, 2014, 09:30:36 PM
Quote
Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30id28kbr1rtne4jo2_1280.png)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2014, 02:35:57 AM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

Or a boxing glove

A chainsaw sounds pretty good too  :zoinks:

A chainsaw sounds like the perfect tool for some remodelling.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 07, 2014, 06:10:05 AM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

Or a boxing glove

A chainsaw sounds pretty good too  :zoinks:

A chainsaw sounds like the perfect tool for some remodelling.

 :lol1:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2014, 11:54:27 PM
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/266/3/d/zombie_justin_by_xherexforxtomorrowx-d2zbhzq.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 08, 2014, 05:27:05 AM
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/266/3/d/zombie_justin_by_xherexforxtomorrowx-d2zbhzq.jpg)

Get it Rick!

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rick_twdc_9121.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Charlotte Quin on December 08, 2014, 06:49:08 AM
Great personality. :zoinks:

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/article-1289476334505-0c03cb08000005dc-956083_223x441.jpg)

Her outfit is all baggy in the crotch area :O_o:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 07:23:16 AM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

If available, sure.

He has to visit America more often  :zoinks:

Who, Odeon or Justin Bieber? :tard:

Great personality. :zoinks:

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/article-1289476334505-0c03cb08000005dc-956083_223x441.jpg)

Her outfit is all baggy in the crotch area :O_o:

She needs the extra room. :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 08, 2014, 03:50:59 PM
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

If available, sure.

He has to visit America more often  :zoinks:

Who, Odeon or Justin Bieber? :tard:

Justin, then blackface him and convince him to jaywalk. He'll get riddled with bullets within seconds.   :autism:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 08, 2014, 03:58:49 PM
He has to visit America more often  :zoinks:

Who, Odeon or Justin Bieber? :tard:

Justin, then blackface him and convince him to jaywalk. He'll get riddled with bullets within seconds.   :autism:

Justin doesn't need blackface, he's so much of a hated punk ass that all he has to do is walk down any American city street to get shot.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Genesis on December 08, 2014, 07:05:52 PM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I'm told she's got a great personality.

(http://www.lawrencejennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jennifer-lawrence-sexy-05.jpg)

Thats not jennifer lawrence.... yet than again....

hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Genesis on December 09, 2014, 12:49:44 AM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I'm told she's got a great personality.

(http://www.lawrencejennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jennifer-lawrence-sexy-05.jpg)

Thats not jennifer lawrence.... yet than again....

hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot

-_- =  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 09, 2014, 07:56:10 AM
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I'm told she's got a great personality.

(http://www.lawrencejennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jennifer-lawrence-sexy-05.jpg)

Thats not jennifer lawrence.... yet than again....

hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot

Google says it is.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 09, 2014, 08:44:06 AM
Thats not jennifer lawrence.... yet than again....

hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot

If it isn't her then the woman in the picture is her clone  :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Genesis on December 09, 2014, 10:18:38 PM
Thats not jennifer lawrence.... yet than again....

hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot

If it isn't her then the woman in the picture is her clone  :M

:M I rest my case
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 12, 2014, 12:09:50 AM
I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 12, 2014, 07:22:06 AM
Great personality. :zoinks:

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/article-1289476334505-0c03cb08000005dc-956083_223x441.jpg)

Her outfit is all baggy in the crotch area :O_o:

She needs extra space?
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on December 12, 2014, 07:35:00 AM
Great personality. :zoinks:

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/article-1289476334505-0c03cb08000005dc-956083_223x441.jpg)

Her outfit is all baggy in the crotch area :O_o:

She needs extra space?

Looks like she borrowed it from a shorter and more voluptuous sister. It is not fitting nicely anywhere.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 12, 2014, 08:12:49 AM
I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 12, 2014, 08:19:38 AM
Oh C'mon now. Older ladies are awesome. I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry, she would lead you on a merry romp all around the complex. You would get to intimately know the ins and outs of everywhere large enough for two bodies to reside in.

"Did you ever notice that the laundry has a chipped tile that is third row in and second from the right? Also there is a crack behind the toilet and a spider's web under the bed?" Yeah, mate, I seen it all too vividly. You would do fine.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 12, 2014, 09:10:26 AM
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I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=  :hide:  :bangbang:  :headhurts:

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend.  :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 12, 2014, 09:25:59 AM
I am sure no one here will have dated a celebrity and so it will be all hypothetical. Jennifer Lawrence and that Gwenyth Palthrow's ex, Chris Martin is how many years her senior?

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 12, 2014, 12:09:06 PM
I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure? :eyelash:

Quote
I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=  :hide:  :bangbang:  :headhurts:

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend.  :M


If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2. :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 12, 2014, 08:19:19 PM
Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.  :asthing:

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure? :eyelash:

Everything but pleasure.  :orly:

Quote
Quote
I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=  :hide:  :bangbang:  :headhurts:

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend.  :M


If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2. :M

Well I think I posted here when I lost my virginity, so yeah. If I somehow end up dating someone famous and then failing epically with them in the bedroom you'll be the first to know  :autism:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 12, 2014, 08:30:44 PM
Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.  :asthing:

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure? :eyelash:

Everything but pleasure.  :orly:

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? :thumbup: We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex. ;)

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I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=  :hide:  :bangbang:  :headhurts:

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend.  :M


If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2. :M

Well I think I posted here when I lost my virginity, so yeah. If I somehow end up dating someone famous and then failing epically with them in the bedroom you'll be the first to know  :autism:

:2thumbsup:

Make sure it's not with Taylor Swift. :aff:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 13, 2014, 03:49:17 AM
Taylor Swift would be fine. If she shut up.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 14, 2014, 06:30:25 PM
Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.  :asthing:

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure? :eyelash:

Everything but pleasure.  :orly:

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? :thumbup: We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex. ;)

I wouldn't know where to begin  :autism:

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I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=  :hide:  :bangbang:  :headhurts:

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend.  :M


If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2. :M

Well I think I posted here when I lost my virginity, so yeah. If I somehow end up dating someone famous and then failing epically with them in the bedroom you'll be the first to know  :autism:

:2thumbsup:

Make sure it's not with Taylor Swift. :aff:

(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1306866467_jumping_out_the_window.gif)

Taylor Swift would be fine. If she shut up.

My main problem with her is that her relationships are messy. That would be fine, after all she is a celebrity and their relationships never last very long. My problem is that little girls look up to her. She's a shitty role model in that sense, especially if those girls grow up to base their relationships off of how she runs hers.

Then again, that generation is doomed anyway so fuck it. :aff:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on December 15, 2014, 12:10:09 AM
Taylor Swift would be fine. If she shut up.

My main problem with her is that her relationships are messy.

Who says anything about relationships? Next thing you'll say is probably that you guys need to marry before having sex. :P
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on December 15, 2014, 12:23:16 AM
Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.  :asthing:

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure? :eyelash:

Everything but pleasure.  :orly:

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? :thumbup: We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex. ;)

I wouldn't know where to begin  :autism:

Start by posting noodz. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 15, 2014, 10:17:34 AM
Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.  :asthing:

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest. :eyebrows:

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure? :eyelash:

Everything but pleasure.  :orly:

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? :thumbup: We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex. ;)

I wouldn't know where to begin  :autism:

Start by posting noodz. :2thumbsup:

(http://i47.tinypic.com/34pmnhc.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on February 06, 2015, 08:01:38 PM
... because she gave great head to left shark before the show!!   :orly:

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/usp_nfl__super_bowl_xlix-new_england_patriots_vs_s_70511174.jpg?w=1000&h=666)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 06, 2015, 08:12:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OMNYtKd.png)

He looks like he's enjoying himself.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 06, 2015, 09:36:35 PM
... because she gave great head to left shark before the show!!   :orly:

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/usp_nfl__super_bowl_xlix-new_england_patriots_vs_s_70511174.jpg?w=1000&h=666)

Poor right shark never gets any action.  :violin:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2015, 03:59:04 AM
 :plus: for the new nick.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 08, 2015, 12:32:53 PM
I mean, she's good looking and all but she isn't the goddess that Taylor Swift is.   :dunno:

  Boobs.  Thread over.  :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on February 09, 2015, 12:10:33 AM
I mean, she's good looking and all but she isn't the goddess that Taylor Swift is.   :dunno:

  Boobs.  Thread over.  :M

There's no such rule. You can post boobs any time but the thread won't be over just because you do. You're making things up. :nerdy:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on February 09, 2015, 12:45:14 AM
I mean, she's good looking and all but she isn't the goddess that Taylor Swift is.   :dunno:

  Boobs.  Thread over.  :M

There's no such rule. You can post boobs any time but the thread won't be over just because you do. You're making things up. :nerdy:

:indeed:

The Weeble should be banned for posting such falsehoods. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on February 10, 2015, 12:19:25 AM
I can prove it:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_oGu91IA7FRc/TbqzXJKoxRI/AAAAAAAAB1o/K6lQH3hH62w/awesome%20demotivational%20posters%20about%20boobs%202_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on February 10, 2015, 12:19:43 AM
Yet the thread continues.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on February 10, 2015, 01:16:34 AM
Ok, what were we talking about before boobs??     :scratchhead:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on February 10, 2015, 10:06:14 AM
Ok, what were we talking about before boobs??     :scratchhead:

More bewbs. :bounce:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on February 10, 2015, 11:18:45 AM
Ok, what were we talking about before boobs??     :scratchhead:

More bewbs. :bounce:

And before that, more boobs??   :bounce:     :bounce:

So is it boobs all the way down??   :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:  .....
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on February 10, 2015, 10:00:55 PM
Ok, what were we talking about before boobs??     :scratchhead:

More bewbs. :bounce:

And before that, more boobs??   :bounce:     :bounce:

So is it boobs all the way down??   :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:    :bounce:  .....

Yes, all the way down. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on February 10, 2015, 10:02:28 PM
This must be explored in the name of science!!   :M
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on February 11, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
This must be explored in the name of science!!   :M

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1223/5123718253_67bf74d36c_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 11, 2015, 06:57:53 AM
This must be explored in the name of science!!   :M

I'm going to put my face in it...

FOR SCIENCE  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on February 13, 2015, 04:49:08 PM
A huge sacrifice, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 14, 2015, 08:02:19 AM
A huge sacrifice, I'm sure.

Amazing Grace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I#)

Aye, a great sacrifice indeed. It's been an honour serving with you all.

**salutes**

See you on the other side.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/avs//avatar_1545_1395966460.png) :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Semicolon on February 16, 2015, 08:42:27 AM
A huge sacrifice, I'm sure.

Amazing Grace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I#)

Aye, a great sacrifice indeed. It's been an honour serving with you all.

**salutes**

See you on the other side.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/avs//avatar_1545_1395966460.png) :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I would post Sir Galahad and the Castle Anthrax, but I couldn't find a good copy. :M

We salute you. :spaz: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 17, 2015, 03:43:21 AM
A huge sacrifice, I'm sure.

Amazing Grace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I#)

Aye, a great sacrifice indeed. It's been an honour serving with you all.

**salutes**

See you on the other side.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/avs//avatar_1545_1395966460.png) :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I would post Sir Galahad and the Castle Anthrax, but I couldn't find a good copy. :M

We salute you. :spaz: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtQUePN5y40 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtQUePN5y40#ws)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Bastet on September 02, 2015, 06:36:10 PM
I don't find Katy Perry or Taylor Swift that attractive. Jennifer Lawrence is cute. I like Emma Watsons looks.

Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 03, 2015, 12:52:01 AM
KP is gross!
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: renaeden on September 06, 2015, 08:12:11 AM
^If I looked like her I wouldn't be unhappy.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on September 06, 2015, 06:09:47 PM
Emma Watson is better looking though  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 06, 2015, 10:40:40 PM
Jenna Coleman :heart:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on September 07, 2015, 11:46:51 PM
^Had to look her up.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on September 16, 2015, 03:59:39 PM
Jenna Coleman :heart:

No, I hate Clara.  :MLA:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Genesis on September 26, 2015, 02:33:43 PM
I don't find Katy Perry or Taylor Swift that attractive. Jennifer Lawrence is cute. I like Emma Watsons looks.

 :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on September 27, 2015, 03:30:26 AM
I have to say, although Taylor Swift is probably fairly good-looking, there is something about her that makes her unattractive to me.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 01, 2015, 09:29:32 PM
I have to say, although Taylor Swift is probably fairly good-looking, there is something about her that makes her unattractive to me.

Her shit music, perhaps?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2015, 12:20:37 AM
I have to say, although Taylor Swift is probably fairly good-looking, there is something about her that makes her unattractive to me.

Her shit music, perhaps?  :dunno:

I wouldn't know. I always have her on mute. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: 'andersom' on October 02, 2015, 01:55:34 AM
I have to say, although Taylor Swift is probably fairly good-looking, there is something about her that makes her unattractive to me.

Her shit music, perhaps?  :dunno:

I wouldn't know. I always have her on mute. :zoinks:

 :tape: & :paperbag: ?
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 02, 2015, 03:20:41 AM
Jenna Coleman :heart:

No, I hate Clara.  :MLA:

Riversong?

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23300000/Oops-the-doctor-and-river-song-23335664-477-267.gif)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 02, 2015, 07:20:24 AM
Jenna Coleman :heart:

No, I hate Clara.  :MLA:

Riversong?

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23300000/Oops-the-doctor-and-river-song-23335664-477-267.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/DDu3pmZ.gif)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2015, 01:44:11 AM
I have to say, although Taylor Swift is probably fairly good-looking, there is something about her that makes her unattractive to me.

Her shit music, perhaps?  :dunno:

I wouldn't know. I always have her on mute. :zoinks:

 :tape: & :paperbag: ?

 :apondering:

Great idea. I need better access, though.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 03, 2015, 06:43:49 AM
I have to say, although Taylor Swift is probably fairly good-looking, there is something about her that makes her unattractive to me.

Her shit music, perhaps?  :dunno:

I wouldn't know. I always have her on mute. :zoinks:

 :tape: & :paperbag: ?

 :apondering:

Great idea. I need better access, though.

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45561000/jpg/_45561755_fritzlafp226282.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 03, 2015, 07:10:00 AM
Jenna Coleman :heart:

No, I hate Clara.  :MLA:

Riversong?

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23300000/Oops-the-doctor-and-river-song-23335664-477-267.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/DDu3pmZ.gif)

Yes. Something very special about that lady. I DO like her
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 06, 2015, 07:50:41 PM
Jenna Coleman :heart:

No, I hate Clara.  :MLA:

Riversong?

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23300000/Oops-the-doctor-and-river-song-23335664-477-267.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/DDu3pmZ.gif)

Yes. Something very special about that lady. I DO like her

She shot an alien you can only know you can see if you're looking right at it. Something is indeed special about her.

Well either that or it's just another plot hole by Moffat.  :MLA:
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on October 07, 2015, 12:49:50 AM
I think Moffat is quite good at hiding his plot holes. They are there but he is good at making the viewers think he thought of everything.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 07, 2015, 09:48:23 AM
I think Moffat is quite good at hiding his plot holes. They are there but he is good at making the viewers think he thought of everything.

How did River Song know that the 10th Doctor was The Doctor if he never encountered her again?
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2015, 12:39:44 AM
Haven't watched The Doctor. I was thinking of Sherlock.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 09, 2015, 09:41:32 AM
Haven't watched The Doctor. I was thinking of Sherlock.

In Sherlock he hides the plot holes well but in Doctor Who he doesn't seem to give a shit anymore.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Bastet on October 09, 2015, 11:48:38 AM
Because she isn't fat fugly and wears a lot of makeup and wears very little when she performs and wrote a song about kissing a girl which arouses Heterosexual men and boys.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2015, 03:32:24 PM
Haven't watched The Doctor. I was thinking of Sherlock.

In Sherlock he hides the plot holes well but in Doctor Who he doesn't seem to give a shit anymore.

I've never felt I need to watch The Doctor.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: DirtDawg on October 09, 2015, 06:41:11 PM
Back to the OP; changing the subject a bit, though:

Not really about drooling, just appreciating the female form in "art."

Some of us saw Selena Gomez on the Disney Channel as a child and like most children who get their start at Disney, people tend to go a little wild when they break free and become adults.

Selena Gomez is "all grown up now"  and here is her Stylish nude album cover to prove it:

(OK, maybe if I was one third my age and still had some drool left over. She is kinda hawt - notice though that it is not totally a nudie pic)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 16, 2015, 05:21:49 AM
She is kinda hawt - notice though that it is not totally a nudie pic

Oh my God.
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: El on October 20, 2015, 06:03:07 AM
Because they're high:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xqe-O5Vnqk

(also, she is rather pretty)
Title: Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
Post by: odeon on October 21, 2015, 12:00:10 AM
Sky-high. :P