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Title: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 28, 2014, 01:02:52 PM
Betty Bowers YouTube Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7TcGoNtd0#ws)
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 28, 2014, 06:16:48 PM
Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.

That's okay, because I'm still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Tigger_the_Wing on November 05, 2014, 03:05:17 AM
I love Betty Bowers - she's a better Christian than any 'real' Christian! ;)
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Jack on November 05, 2014, 07:27:52 PM
I love Betty Bowers - she's a better Christian than any 'real' Christian! ;)
Welcome back.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 05, 2014, 10:09:17 PM
I love Betty Bowers - she's a better Christian than any 'real' Christian! ;)

Even unreal Christians are better Christians than Pappy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 05, 2014, 10:14:45 PM
Oy Vey -_-
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 05, 2014, 10:18:25 PM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: odeon on November 05, 2014, 11:46:50 PM
Can't be arsed to watch the video but I'm sure she's a better Christian than I am.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 06, 2014, 11:42:14 AM
Can't be arsed to watch the video

You should watch it.

Hell, you should go to her channel and watch some of her vids.

You'll piss your pants laughing!!   :green:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 06, 2014, 07:53:09 PM
Can't be arsed to watch the video but I'm sure she's a better Christian than I am.

The most important lesson is that you're still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:






Sorry, Pappy. I did that for a whole week and just now noticed it. duh.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 06, 2014, 08:33:45 PM
Can't be arsed to watch the video but I'm sure she's a better Christian than I am.

The most important lesson is that you're still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Satan is a better christian than me.   :orly:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 06, 2014, 08:37:05 PM
Can't be arsed to watch the video but I'm sure she's a better Christian than I am.

The most important lesson is that you're still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Satan is a better christian than me.   :orly:

Betty Bowers is a better Satanist than you.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 06, 2014, 08:47:34 PM
Did I ever tell you about that varmit gun I built just for shooting gophers??   >:D
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 07, 2014, 07:45:53 PM
I'm telling Betty you said that.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 09, 2014, 04:08:06 PM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 10, 2014, 02:05:11 AM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.

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Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 10, 2014, 03:55:44 AM
Did you just reply to yourself and then tell yourself to "Go fuck yourself"?
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 10, 2014, 05:35:47 AM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.

http://crmbl.co/1wLNOVY (http://crmbl.co/1wLNOVY)

Hey don't get mad a me. Betty started it.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 10, 2014, 01:59:43 PM
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Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: odeon on November 11, 2014, 01:30:05 AM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.

Catholics aren't Christians? ???
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 11, 2014, 02:19:42 AM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.

Catholics aren't Christians? ???

For some denominations the Catholics are the Antichrist, or at least one of the beasts from the book of revelations.

 :flame:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 11, 2014, 03:31:28 AM
I worship Gina Torres and Rosario Dawson
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 11, 2014, 11:14:13 AM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.

Catholics aren't Christians? ???

According to my crazy Grandmother.... then yes....
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 11, 2014, 08:21:52 PM
Oy Vey -_-

Feeling left out, Genesis?  :eyelash: You're a better Christian than Pappy too.  :zoinks:

My whole family is Christian..... eh.... except for my Catholic Cousin.

Catholics aren't Christians? ???

For some denominations the Catholics are the Antichrist, or at least one of the beasts from the book of revelations.

 :flame:

They're just jealous because they don't get to eat those cool wafer thingies.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Hannah on November 12, 2014, 10:16:07 AM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Jack on November 12, 2014, 04:54:37 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Are there threads here with a purpose?
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 12, 2014, 05:30:11 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Are there threads here with a purpose?

No....
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Jack on November 12, 2014, 05:43:15 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Are there threads here with a purpose?

No....
Good.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 12, 2014, 05:48:53 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Are there threads here with a purpose?

No....
Good.

If I was going to say that Gary Gopher's Mum was a squirrel, would that serve a purpose?
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 12, 2014, 05:58:19 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Are there threads here with a purpose?

No....
Good.

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Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Jack on November 12, 2014, 06:00:24 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:
Are there threads here with a purpose?

No....
Good.

If I was going to say that Gary Gopher's Mum was a squirrel, would that serve a purpose?
Probably not.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 12, 2014, 06:15:55 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:

Making fun of smug, arrogant conservatives.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 12, 2014, 06:31:33 PM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:

The purpose of this thread is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 13, 2014, 01:22:19 AM
(looks up from filing nails that look dope) what was this thread's purpose anyhow to increase the post count of users or something?  :nerdy:

Making fun of smug, arrogant conservatives.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: odeon on November 13, 2014, 02:53:20 AM
Can't be arsed to watch the video

You should watch it.

Hell, you should go to her channel and watch some of her vids.

You'll piss your pants laughing!!   :green:

Finally watched it. :LMAO:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Hannah on November 15, 2014, 04:06:32 PM
I'm missing the joke...and I watched some of her videos...yea I know it's making fun of those that are Christians (in name only) but eh whatever (goes back to filing nails) carry on dears... :headbang2:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 15, 2014, 04:24:59 PM
I'm missing the joke...and I watched some of her videos...yea I know it's making fun of those that are Christians (in name only) but eh whatever (goes back to filing nails) carry on dears... :headbang2:

How long were your nails? And how short are they now?
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 15, 2014, 04:46:40 PM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 15, 2014, 09:49:11 PM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Shut up Squirrel!
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: odeon on November 16, 2014, 04:25:14 AM
I'm missing the joke...and I watched some of her videos...yea I know it's making fun of those that are Christians (in name only) but eh whatever (goes back to filing nails) carry on dears... :headbang2:

A lot of fundies get their share of ridicule, actually.
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 16, 2014, 12:46:09 PM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Shut up Squirrel!

Nope.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Hannah on November 16, 2014, 05:55:09 PM
I'm missing the joke...and I watched some of her videos...yea I know it's making fun of those that are Christians (in name only) but eh whatever (goes back to filing nails) carry on dears... :headbang2:

How long were your nails? And how short are they now?

well they were too long to play the guitar with, and now are short enough to play my guitar...side note: I have sculpted nails and get them covered in acrylic when I can because it's better to have a take care of your nails ocd habit then a pick the heck out of your nails until the bleed habit (so I've been told)  :yarly: they look bomb by the by :heisenberg:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 16, 2014, 10:37:18 PM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Shut up Squirrel!

Nope.  :zoinks:

 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: odeon on November 17, 2014, 12:21:13 AM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Shut up Squirrel!

Nope.  :zoinks:

You're not a good Christian. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 17, 2014, 08:43:46 PM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Shut up Squirrel!

Nope.  :zoinks:

You're not a good Christian. :zoinks:

I'm still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 17, 2014, 08:53:49 PM
I'm missing the joke..

The joke is, you're a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Shut up Squirrel!

Nope.  :zoinks:

You're not a good Christian. :zoinks:

I'm still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

Try having an argument with a senile Christian. Oh wait..... I did :(
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 17, 2014, 10:54:29 PM
I'm still a better Christian than Pappy.  :zoinks:

It's Dieter you purile marmot.   :finger:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 17, 2014, 11:11:00 PM
Are you keeping that name?  :-\
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: odeon on November 18, 2014, 01:15:54 AM
Dieter is surely not a Christian name. :P
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 18, 2014, 04:19:57 PM
Dieter is a perfect name for a nihilist.   :probe:
Title: Re: Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.
Post by: Genesis on November 18, 2014, 07:37:31 PM
Dieter is a perfect name for a nihilist.   :probe:

There was a movie about a guy named Dieter Dangler. So its perfect for you.....