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Link (http://www.why-ismypoopgreen.com/)
It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:
I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:
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Link (http://www.why-ismypoopgreen.com/)
It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:
I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:
What were you specifically searching for?
Inquisitive mind wants to know.
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Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:
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Link (http://www.why-ismypoopgreen.com/)
It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:
I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:
What were you specifically searching for?
Inquisitive mind wants to know.
I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested the search "why is my poop green". I was curious, so I clicked on it, and this link was on the first page. :tard: I wasn't originally searching for any :poop:-related topics. :GA:
Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:
Calandale should be happy. :calandale:
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Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.
Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.
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Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.
Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.
Maybe that will help you rid your self of your overly social house guest :zoinks:
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Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.
Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.
Maybe that will help you rid your self of your overly social house guest :zoinks:
Interesting theory... :mischief:
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
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Obviously these people have never had children that liked fruit loops (or another one of those nasty highly colorful varieties of crap they pass off as cereal) or they wouldn't have had to search for this. ::)
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I never liked fruit loops....the loops were too big.
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
That doesn't start with "why".
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Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:
I always liked that this forum has a poop for the bookmark icons :0
also, we clearly need a separate subforum for poopy subjects :0
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Link (http://www.why-ismypoopgreen.com/)
It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:
I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:
What were you specifically searching for?
Inquisitive mind wants to know.
Yeah, you just trumped my first question.
what, really?
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Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:
Well, we all have dues to pay.
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Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.
Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.
Nah, I eat a dozen raw onions every week. The only time I fart is when I awake.
I wake up, fart, then go for coffee, but it has nothing to do with onions. I would fart anyway and the coffee is hardly negotiable, unless you are carrying a gun, then we might negotiate. I will warn you, however, I also have a fairly substantial weapon within reach of my pillow and I will still fart.
You are warned.
Now if we want to talk about farts, instead of poop being green, then let us start another thread.
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I never liked fruit loops....the loops were too big.
Yup, and the fruits were not there.
:asthing:
BIG mistake!
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Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:
A message board that inspires. :zoinks:
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
That doesn't start with "why".
I was joking. :P
Link (http://www.why-ismypoopgreen.com/)
It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:
I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:
What were you specifically searching for?
Inquisitive mind wants to know.
Yeah, you just trumped my first question.
what, really?
Autocomplete suggested it. :spaz:
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Obviously these people have never had children that liked fruit loops (or another one of those nasty highly colorful varieties of crap they pass off as cereal) or they wouldn't have had to search for this. ::)
As a fan of licorice jellybeans, I can attest to the power of certain blue dyes to cause colorful excretions! :nerdy:
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Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.
Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.
Green...Wait, ogres are green...Oh crap.
Never mention the dreaded raw onion...Oh Jesus it's, too late.
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Shrek is coming for you.
:hide::hide::hide:
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
Why IS you poop green? :hahaha:
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
Why IS you poop green? :hahaha:
The gerbil was green. :zoinks:
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:lol1:
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
Why IS you poop green? :hahaha:
The gerbil was green. :zoinks:
He's a gopher.
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I wasn't specifically searching for this;
Yeah, you were. :hahaha:
Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
Why IS you poop green? :hahaha:
The gerbil was green. :zoinks:
He's a gopher.
Here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling) is an explanation.
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It was a joke.
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It was a joke.
It's only funny when I do it. :hahaha:
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I was farting a lot today, and it was stinking so bad I thought about this thread.
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For the same reason the chicken crossed the road.
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For the same reason the chicken crossed the road.
:lol1:
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It was a joke.
You must thing that I have a huge ass, then. :M
I'm an American. :zoinks:
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You must thing that I have a huge ass, then. :M
In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds. :zoinks:
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You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M
In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds. :zoinks:
Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:
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You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M
In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds. :zoinks:
Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:
Have you spotted me spying from the bushes? :zoinks:
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You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M
In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds. :zoinks:
Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:
Have you spotted me spying from the bushes? :zoinks:
I was innocently using those bushes as targets. :tooledup:
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You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M
In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds. :zoinks:
Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:
Have you spotted me spying from the bushes? :zoinks:
I was innocently using those bushes as a target. :tooledup:
I was innocently using your huge ass as a target. :zoinks:
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Okay, does a gopher shit in the woods or do only bears do it?
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Okay, does a gopher shit in the woods or do only bears do it?
I think gophers live (and shit) on prairies. Oh, and on golf courses. :laugh:
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In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds. :zoinks:
Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:
Have you spotted me spying from the bushes? :zoinks:
I was innocently using those bushes as a target. :tooledup:
I was innocently using your huge ass as a target. :zoinks:
As long as it wasn't a target for your sperm. :M
Okay, does a gopher shit in the woods or do only bears do it?
I think gophers live (and shit) on prairies. Oh, and on golf courses. :laugh:
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I've had black poop in the past. Not sure what that means.
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Often blood.
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Often blood.
That, or it is a side-effect of taking iron supplements.
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Often blood.
That, or it is a side-effect of taking iron supplements.
I've noticed it after taking multi-vitamins but sometimes it just happens.
I have no idea was would cause blood to be in my crap. My health has been fine after my kidney stone a few months ago.
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Often blood.
That, or it is a side-effect of taking iron supplements.
I've noticed it after taking multi-vitamins but sometimes it just happens.
I have no idea was would cause blood to be in my crap. My health has been fine after my kidney stone a few months ago.
Did you pass it on your own or did the doctors zap it? I passed one that was 8mm earlier this year with just taking percocets
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:zombiefuck:
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:zombiefuck:
Did you forget about this thread?
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:zombiefuck:
Did you forget about this thread?
Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like. :M
It's a way to learn the art of empathy.
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:zombiefuck:
Did you forget about this thread?
Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like. :M
It's a way to learn the art of empathy.
Empathy? :autism: I bought my theory of mind on clearance, and I can't return it now. :tard:
Sadly, we have no thread to help digging out kidney stones. :orly:
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:zombiefuck:
Did you forget about this thread?
Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like. :M
It's a way to learn the art of empathy.
Empathy? :autism: I bought my theory of mind on clearance, and I can't return it now. :tard:
Sadly, we have no thread to help digging out kidney stones. :orly:
Kidney stones are squeezed out, flushed out, broken to tiny pieces, or surgically removed. The latter would qualify the criteria for digging I guess, but, that is digging for professionals.
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:zombiefuck:
Did you forget about this thread?
Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like. :M
It's a way to learn the art of empathy.
Empathy? :autism: I bought my theory of mind on clearance, and I can't return it now. :tard:
Sadly, we have no thread to help digging out kidney stones. :orly:
Kidney stones are squeezed out, flushed out, broken to tiny pieces, or surgically removed. The latter would qualify the criteria for digging I guess, but, that is digging for professionals.
We are professionals. :zoinks:
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Bump
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I've had black poop in the past. Not sure what that means.
A quick Google search hints that it could indicate bleeding in your esophagus or stomach. :-\
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Reminds me...I need to make beets. :autism:
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Reminds me...I need to make beets. :autism:
Make them? Like, grow them farmer-style :redneck: or make them in a lab? :nerd!:
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Nah. Just conjure some up.
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Ok, my poop DID come out green this morning and I'm pretty sure I know the cause... McDonalds. :-[
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Repent!!!!
Atonement fasting is required.
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Thinking about pooping.
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Thinking about pooping.
Too much time on your hands?
Or are you having problems?
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Thinking about pooping.
Too much time on your hands?
Or are you having problems?
You want him to elaborate? :GA:
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Thinking about pooping.
Too much time on your hands?
Better than too much poop on them.
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Thinking about pooping.
Now I'm thinking about pooping too. :orly:
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Damn it!!!!
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:lol1:
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I pooped already. :-[
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Mine wasn't green. It was a bit too light coloured though. And smooth, overly smooth. :nerdy:
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Thinking about pooping.
Too much time on your hands?
Or are you having problems?
:zoinks:
No need to have problems. There's a thread for solving that sort of thing.
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Damn it!!!!
Does poop bother you?