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Start here => Games => Topic started by: bodie on December 01, 2013, 03:49:37 PM
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These are from a site called terrible real estate agent photos, and they are (allegedly) piss poor photos that have been used to sell property. I have only posted a few, here's the link to see more
http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ (http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c812539ca795dd719b5c197ecd82454d/tumblr_mx0ysiVBTe1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
For those with a fast metabolism
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec1bc43032fe42a149b178a5a28eb27d/tumblr_mvumqlRFKF1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
neigh-bours look cool
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1e339ad4d8e28ef982de45b20249d16a/tumblr_mskfq5STtw1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
some rooms need a wide angled panoramic camera shot! teehee
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/04979fbf7e225fc2126d2a59e58dfa0c/tumblr_mruhni7UqG1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Covering the barbecue but making a 'feature' of the stolen shopping trolley - must be in the Liverpool area!
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b13cbf3fbc12be4c054526856c9c85fc/tumblr_mpxp43wkBC1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Prior to coming on the market, this room operated as a drop-in centre for types of furniture that don’t usually get to spend time with each other. :zoinks:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bbc4b7e23861cabf761092a4caf2b5c/tumblr_mmizngT4qS1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Structural problems = all fixed now!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ec5bb113f0de2c3f52b5c8688f9c9ba/tumblr_ml42emGZAT1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Catering for the exhibitionist type house hunter.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4eac5c7e09f2933dd26db99730f6c786/tumblr_ml25s7GOnJ1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Can't get the perfect shot? Try lying on the floor
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Has all the promise of being a brutal interrogation room.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/60235b9a32e4f59887fbd305042c4e74/tumblr_mi6hbc2fgz1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
'come closer to the light' anyone with a near death experience will surely feel an affinity with this hallway.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/fb387f4037067f19dfd7159cb03bc926/tumblr_mi4n9bbu251rrqskho1_500.jpg)
This estate agent has thoughtfully dragged the body out before taking the photo
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This agent includes a warning to potential viewers "no entry to anyone who has taken LSD in the last 24hrs"
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To help us imagine how this room will look when fully refurbished, the agent has thoughtfully hung a chandelier from a garden rake balanced on a step ladder.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7142578ed096ff1b03855bc73bf8e2a8/tumblr_mha3vqPIJM1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Well? how else would you arrange the items on the bed?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf3570ffd51b149f0d8f4b5223923df9/tumblr_mha5xaugP11rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Sadly viewing this bathroom in person will have to wait - presumably until the police have finished with their enquiries.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdb3e038ee486641ed7d70fcffc34397/tumblr_mp7ee0CVEb1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Catering for a niche market here!
There is a little-known psychological condition, sufferers of which imagine rooms to be far smaller than they actually are.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6d9558cbf15f28ea368c1ffb9180f26d/tumblr_mot1vxMtIX1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Don't try and hide that badly lit crime scene at the bottom of the garden - try making a feature of it in your listing.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/27219e2fb9b34edd7533ce2db2bb6d43/tumblr_mnw1c4a5yG1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Beds included and compatible with most operating systems.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b660e524671b580807e342bffeeeb430/tumblr_mqtbptccAZ1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Room may be small but by clever use of space the agent illustrates how you could host a dinner party without moving your ass off the sofa.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf5d08073a9c7d1d02ceca7aae9b33d4/tumblr_mtycykp6Oz1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
This is a rare property indeed! For the discerning customer who wishes to combine his home with a stable.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1333b5b66c631ae246e2559290472d7e/tumblr_mtzlsiehhA1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
My favourite! Tempting! Just imagine the fun you could have while answering the door to Jehovahs.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/08c934d83eddeda6d7601f59cbd87940/tumblr_mvj6tkzC3n1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Furnished in a style to suit anyone hosting an arm wrestling competition.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/19e0ab83474113196c5e962e36b9074b/tumblr_mwasapMNxO1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
Only the most diligent estate agents will strive to get that perfect shot sitting on the rocking horse!
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The first one is priceless. Somehow it is so subtle. :autism:
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Notice that first one's next to the coffee pot. They probably sat there every morning reading the paper.
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They are pretty awesome. I find it hard to believe that someone actually tried to sell property using any of them.
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Like this one
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/93eab3f2c8aab5b9a4932068a10bb9be/tumblr_mlzj97fer91rrqskho1_500.jpg)
So any potential buyer can see how the house would look during a nuclear strike!
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In Roman inns they actually often did have the horses in the same house as people were staying in :orly:
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Like this one
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/93eab3f2c8aab5b9a4932068a10bb9be/tumblr_mlzj97fer91rrqskho1_500.jpg)
So any potential buyer can see how the house would look during a nuclear strike!
Useful consumer information. :arrr:
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Note that it's still standing. :viking:
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The bomb went off above it, most likely. :P
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Check out this funny site. :arrr:
http://uglyhousephotos.com
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Check out this funny site. :arrr:
http://uglyhousephotos.com
We have been thinking of moving for awhile now and are always checking out the real estate sites and you would be surprised at the number of houses that would fit right in on this site, some are forecloses but others well people are just crazy
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Check out this funny site. :arrr:
http://uglyhousephotos.com
We have been thinking of moving for awhile now and are always checking out the real estate sites and you would be surprised at the number of houses that would fit right in on this site, some are forecloses but others well people are just crazy
I'm the worst decorator in the world, but even I would know better than to advertise my home
for sale with the kinds of photos on that site. What are people thinking?! Make an effort, people! :rofl:
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Also the angles and views they use are awful add to that a lot of them are not properly focused. It used to be they had a real photographer do it but not any more I'll look for some good local ones to post here later.
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Also the angles and views they use are awful add to that a lot of them are not properly focused. It used to be they had a real photographer do it but not any more I'll look for some good local ones to post here later.
Excellent. I laugh like a loon at this kind of thing. :2thumbsup:
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http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/66597067358
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Oh hell, I love the dreadful decor section. :spitscreen:
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/f2527dc15bc8d3b7d53930df41587657/tumblr_nrurlamZrF1rrqskho1_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/8054e08ba750b4ba494d9fdf5ac0cf2d/tumblr_n4g2lzcsi21rrqskho1_1280.jpg)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/6070f5b0a3994f6201432dc39c13b622/tumblr_nvphjjHYXS1rrqskho1_500.jpg)
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^ That Nazi shower mosaic is a special kind of special. :hitler:
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^ Yeh, subtle, much? :LOL:
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He must have known the tile guy I can not imagine calling around and getting bids on that one :2thumbsup:
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He must have known the tile guy I can not imagine calling around and getting bids on that one :2thumbsup:
I have to admit though, it was nicely done. Those curved cuts look pretty neat. 8)
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:rofl: :LMAO: :rofl:
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^ That Nazi shower mosaic is a special kind of special. :hitler:
It is done so well that I don't know that I'd get rid of it. :zoinks:
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^ That Nazi shower mosaic is a special kind of special. :hitler:
It is done so well that I don't know that I'd get rid of it. :zoinks:
Me neither. :LOL:
It might keep guests from staying overnight and using the shower too.
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And I wouldn't tell guests beforehand that it's there. Let them be surprised!
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This is cool...image having about 4 drinks and then trying to find the toilet so that you could pee.
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/0af8d78b6bf6941911226ce89be6ea29/tumblr_ocbp14WYIL1rrqskho1_1280.jpg)