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Title: Dating Thread
Post by: on October 13, 2013, 06:11:57 AM
I heard this board doesn't have a dating thread, so it is time to start one! INTENSITY² might be the place where you will find your ideal partner.

I will begin:


I am 26, male and I especially like women who are obsessive, autistic, intelligent and have scientific interests. In any case it is a surplus if you are also an angry, violent, hyper-rational, cold-hearted, aggressive, perverted, sex-obsessed sadist and maybe even like women with BPD in general, but without the social manipulation. No mutilations, murder or involvement of professional relationships or governmental institutions. So pretty much no women with BPD at all.

I have a fetish for arguing with women.

I like programming, drawing, cats and developing better knowledge and ideas about the world. In my extreme ideal of a relationship, we live together in separate rooms like two very good friends who are living separate lives and only get together to argue about everything and abuse each other, followed by and mixed with sex. Otherwise we avoid each other, because we don't really have that much in common and to talk about and just being social is superfluous and not pragmatic enough. But that is just an ideal picture.
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 13, 2013, 06:18:35 AM
Too late emo n00b. You had your chance with me and missed it.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 13, 2013, 07:11:34 AM
Suicide!
 :asthing:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: on October 16, 2013, 04:11:04 AM
Isn't there a girl like Rage? I would find her super attractive <3 .
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 16, 2013, 04:37:34 AM
Isn't there a girl like Rage? I would find her super attractive <3 .

(http://theurbandater.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/online-dating-fail.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Semicolon on October 16, 2013, 05:25:59 AM
Isn't there a girl like Rage? I would find her super attractive <3 .

Perhaps there will be if Rage and DFG ever have ducklings and ragelets. :orly: I don't see you having much luck then, either. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 16, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
I would put you in a dungeon if you touched my daughter.
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Genesis on October 16, 2013, 02:00:36 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Semicolon on October 16, 2013, 03:57:13 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2013, 04:27:37 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:

  Believe me, they're all mean.  I'm part Irish, I know!  :P
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Semicolon on October 16, 2013, 04:39:02 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:

  Believe me, they're all mean.  I'm part Irish, I know!  :P

All Irish-American members of I2 are mean. :P
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2013, 04:47:03 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:

  Believe me, they're all mean.  I'm part Irish, I know!  :P

All Irish-American members of I2 are mean. :P

  No, just the leprechauns are.  Like Schleed.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 16, 2013, 04:48:06 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:

  Believe me, they're all mean.  I'm part Irish, I know!  :P

All Irish-American members of I2 are mean. :P

You're an asshole. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: on October 16, 2013, 04:52:20 PM
Irish women always seemed more attractive to me somehow.
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 16, 2013, 04:55:07 PM
Irish women always seemed more attractive to me somehow.

Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Genesis on October 16, 2013, 06:14:31 PM
AWW HELL NAW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E#)
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Semicolon on October 16, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:

  Believe me, they're all mean.  I'm part Irish, I know!  :P

All Irish-American members of I2 are mean. :P

You're an asshole. :zoinks:

Rage is being mean to me! (emo)

(I was referring more to one of the wobblier members of I2. ;))

I would rather have him in a cage fight with a Retarded Leprechaun.

A leprechaun doesn't seem like it would present much of a physical challenge. A retarded one would be easier to defeat. :dunno:

  Believe me, they're all mean.  I'm part Irish, I know!  :P

All Irish-American members of I2 are mean. :P

  No, just the leprechauns are.  Like Schleed.  :zoinks:

Schleed isn't Irish-American; he's just Irish. :P

He keeps complaining that you're after his Lucky Charms. :GA: :zoinks:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Genesis on October 16, 2013, 08:00:31 PM
Stealing Lucky Charms!?! WTF thats my job bitch!
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Jack on October 16, 2013, 08:08:13 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: Genesis on October 16, 2013, 08:10:32 PM
Also if I knew anyone like Cap'n Crunch, Prothos, Electron, or Anonymous, even Lulzsec or Poison... I would of done some serious shit.
Title: Re: Dating Thread
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 17, 2013, 12:50:16 PM
Also if I knew anyone like Cap'n Crunch, Prothos, Electron, or Anonymous, even Lulzsec or Poison... I would of done some serious shit.

Lulzsec was an FBI informant, dude.