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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: "couldbecousin" on August 18, 2013, 06:54:54 PM
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:queenie: Happy Birthday,
Your Majesty! :queenie:
:cake: :party: Royal purple blessings
on your festive day! :party: :cake:
:hug: We'll still need you,
we'll still feed you, when you're 64! :hug:
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Have some :cake:.
Perhaps a celebratory catburger would be in order. :)
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Happy Birthday!!!!
:yarly: have a good one...
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Happy Birthday.
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Your Majesty, my Lady. I serenade thee on me bagpipes, to the tune of Happy Birthday.(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana-with-bagpipes-smiley-emoticon.gif)
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday QV. For your present this year I got you some little knick knacks I picked up in London to put on your mantle. Please be a dear and ask Scotland Yard and The British Museum to drop that silly extradition nonsense. Mistakes do happen. :dunno:
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Happy Birthday, Your Highness!
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Happy birthday, QV. :celebrate:
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Happy Birthday gorgeous
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The Prince Albert used to shoot stags and throw them at Queen Victoria's feet :o
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Let's hope your Prince Albert doesn't have such grand ideas !
Happy Birthday QV
oh and loaves all round!
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Happy Birthday Queen Victoria!!
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Happy birthday, have a great day!
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Happy birthday your majesty!
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The Prince Albert used to shoot stags and throw them at Queen Victoria's feet :o
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WsE6M_RjBIY/TDqiy5Fae3I/AAAAAAAAbaQ/vgPoliv1ymE/s1600/An+Evening+at+Balmoral+Old+Castle++by+Carl+Haag+c+1850.jpg)
Let's hope your Prince Albert doesn't have such grand ideas !
Happy Birthday QV
oh and loaves all round!
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8032/8045501627_0c76f03671_o.jpg)
Perhaps he will wrestle an alligator to win QV's heart. :arrr:
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Happy Birthday QV
Your royal cake is on its way.
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Many happy returns your royal highness
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Felicem natalem, Victoria Regina! :cake: :birthday:
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Many happy returns your royal highness
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)
Random observation: anyone believing in the illuminati/satan-cult-conspiracy-theory would observe the subliminal DEVIL message behind Sherlock. :tinfoil:
Oh, also, I did not give you a cake because I have a better surprise for your highness.
I have brought you a horse:
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You might ride it yourself, or you might hire a jockey. She's the daughter of the two fastest horses, a guaranteed victor.
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Many happy returns your royal highness
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)
It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out. Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused. Once it got up to speed it all made sense.
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Will use the horse to run away from trouble. Thanks
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Many happy returns your royal highness
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)
It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out. Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused. Once it got up to speed it all made sense.
It says "prostrate", not "prostate". Two different words. Either sg1008 is willing to worship you, or he's lying down for you to ravish. ;)
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Prostates are for fingering.
Prostrates are to be taken lying down.
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It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out. Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused. Once it got up to speed it all made sense.
:laugh:
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"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek προστάτης, that means:
1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate
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"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek προστάτης, that means:
1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate
Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'
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Happy Birthday
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"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek προστάτης, that means:
1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate
Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'
:ATM: is Lit's vanilla. ;)
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So far my birthday has been fantastic.
PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage. Hedwig is hiding under our dresser. I'll rescue her later.
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So far my birthday has been fantastic.
PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage. Hedwig is hiding under our dresser. I'll rescue her later.
Hello! I'm under here! Please fetch me and give me something to eat! :parrot:
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Your cake has arrived
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Nice job DFG. :thumbup:
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Prostates are for fingering.
Prostrates are to be taken lying down.
Time for a signature change.