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Title: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 18, 2013, 06:54:54 PM
       :queenie: Happy Birthday,
  Your Majesty!  :queenie:


       :cake: :party: Royal purple blessings
  on your festive day! :party: :cake:



        :hug:  We'll still need you,
        we'll still feed you, when you're 64!  :hug:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Semicolon on August 18, 2013, 07:50:36 PM
Have some :cake:.

Perhaps a celebratory catburger would be in order. :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Genesis on August 18, 2013, 08:11:19 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!

 :yarly: have a good one...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Jack on August 18, 2013, 08:12:48 PM
Happy Birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 18, 2013, 09:08:12 PM
Your Majesty, my Lady. I serenade thee on me bagpipes, to the tune of Happy Birthday.(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana-with-bagpipes-smiley-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: conlang returns on August 18, 2013, 09:59:08 PM
Happy birthday. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: P7PSP on August 18, 2013, 11:05:26 PM
Happy birthday QV. For your present this year I got you some little knick knacks I picked up in London to put on your mantle. Please be a dear and ask Scotland Yard and The British Museum to drop that silly extradition nonsense. Mistakes do happen.  :dunno:

(http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p687/g26s239x2/SDC11172_zpse32f2f96.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: odeon on August 18, 2013, 11:27:05 PM
Happy Birthday, Your Highness!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: lutra on August 19, 2013, 02:35:00 AM
Happy birthday, QV.  :celebrate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 19, 2013, 02:56:24 AM
Happy Birthday gorgeous
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: bodie on August 19, 2013, 05:16:11 AM
The Prince Albert used to shoot stags and throw them at Queen Victoria's feet  :o
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WsE6M_RjBIY/TDqiy5Fae3I/AAAAAAAAbaQ/vgPoliv1ymE/s1600/An+Evening+at+Balmoral+Old+Castle++by+Carl+Haag+c+1850.jpg)

Let's hope your Prince Albert doesn't have such grand ideas !

Happy Birthday QV

oh and loaves all round!
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8032/8045501627_0c76f03671_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Icequeen on August 19, 2013, 08:47:58 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/dramaqueen.gif)
Happy Birthday Queen Victoria!!

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Jesse on August 19, 2013, 09:54:18 AM
Happy birthday, have a great day!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: El-Presidente on August 19, 2013, 02:37:09 PM
Happy birthday your majesty!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Semicolon on August 19, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
The Prince Albert used to shoot stags and throw them at Queen Victoria's feet  :o
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WsE6M_RjBIY/TDqiy5Fae3I/AAAAAAAAbaQ/vgPoliv1ymE/s1600/An+Evening+at+Balmoral+Old+Castle++by+Carl+Haag+c+1850.jpg)

Let's hope your Prince Albert doesn't have such grand ideas !

Happy Birthday QV

oh and loaves all round!
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8032/8045501627_0c76f03671_o.jpg)

Perhaps he will wrestle an alligator to win QV's heart. :arrr:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Bastet on August 19, 2013, 09:53:43 PM
Happy Birthday QV

Your royal cake is on its way.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: sg1008 on August 20, 2013, 12:44:02 AM
Many happy returns your royal highness

(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: TheoK on August 20, 2013, 12:50:07 AM
Felicem natalem, Victoria Regina!  :cake: :birthday:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: sg1008 on August 20, 2013, 12:56:09 AM
Many happy returns your royal highness

(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)

Random observation: anyone believing in the illuminati/satan-cult-conspiracy-theory would observe the subliminal DEVIL message behind Sherlock.  :tinfoil:

Oh, also, I did not give you a cake because I have a better surprise for your highness.

I have brought you a horse:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e2a82536ce21a3719c5e12a73125d695/tumblr_mon97dyoag1st5zjjo1_500.gif)

You might ride it yourself, or you might hire a jockey. She's the daughter of the two fastest horses, a guaranteed victor.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 20, 2013, 03:17:14 PM
Many happy returns your royal highness

(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 20, 2013, 03:17:52 PM
Will use the horse to run away from trouble.  Thanks
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Semicolon on August 20, 2013, 03:23:45 PM
Many happy returns your royal highness

(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/62437/my-prostrate.gif)

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

It says "prostrate", not "prostate". Two different words. Either sg1008 is willing to worship you, or he's lying down for you to ravish. ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 20, 2013, 03:32:56 PM
Prostates are for fingering.
Prostrates are to be taken lying down.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: sg1008 on August 21, 2013, 12:26:08 AM

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: TheoK on August 21, 2013, 02:18:06 AM
"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: sg1008 on August 21, 2013, 12:36:07 PM
"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: skyblue1 on August 21, 2013, 12:47:14 PM
Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Semicolon on August 21, 2013, 02:48:11 PM
"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'

:ATM: is Lit's vanilla. ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 21, 2013, 03:00:13 PM
So far my birthday has been fantastic.

PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage.  Hedwig is hiding  under our dresser.  I'll rescue her later.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 21, 2013, 04:59:37 PM
So far my birthday has been fantastic.

PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage.  Hedwig is hiding  under our dresser.  I'll rescue her later.

      Hello!  I'm under here!  Please fetch me and give me something to eat!   :parrot:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Bastet on August 21, 2013, 05:51:24 PM
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Your cake has arrived
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: P7PSP on August 21, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
Nice job DFG.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
Post by: Jesse on August 22, 2013, 12:21:19 PM
Prostates are for fingering.
Prostrates are to be taken lying down.
Time for a signature change.