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Title: Confess your sins
Post by: Teejay on December 01, 2006, 06:09:33 PM
This is a site to confess the sins you have committed and want to atone for.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Teejay on December 01, 2006, 06:12:08 PM
I've done quite a bit of theft in my life, stealing money from my stepmother's purse when I was a teenager, stealing money from places I worked, stealing money from people I knew. I have not done it for many years although.

The other kind of theft I have done is bought and downloaded illegally copied games, computer programs, music, videos. Which I feel really sorry for now, because I know now I am stealing from those programmers and artists whose income depends from people buying their software or music.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Mr Smith on December 01, 2006, 06:13:05 PM
I gave in to the sin of anger last night.

I lost my temper at work, and will have hell to pay because of it.

Well they need to actually learn to treat their staff like people, not slaves.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Callaway on December 01, 2006, 06:19:08 PM
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: McGiver on December 01, 2006, 06:24:25 PM
where should i begin?
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: McGiver on December 01, 2006, 06:25:25 PM
where should i begin?

when i was moments old i broke out of my mama's vagina.

i eluded trouble by making them feel guilty; i started crying.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Nomaken on December 01, 2006, 06:28:01 PM
I got a lot of sins i'd like to confess but none i'd like to atone for.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: ozymandias on December 01, 2006, 09:13:08 PM
The sins I'v done I'v atoned for, one way or the other!  Or as my wife would put it, "I'v earned my purgatory points", thats the catholic equivalent of karma points!  I'v been to hell and back enough times, I'v earned frequent flyer points! >:D :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Leto729 on December 01, 2006, 10:59:23 PM
Ultimately You have to learn to forgive Yourself in the end.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: hiroshima on December 01, 2006, 11:19:42 PM
From which religious viewpoint?  Certain acts are a sin in one religion while condoned by another.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 01, 2006, 11:42:29 PM
I've killed bugs. :(
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Nomaken on December 02, 2006, 02:13:53 AM
Original sin, what a hellish idea.
Man:  "Father, I slept with my nextdoor neighbors wife."
Father: "Heard it... i wan't an original sin."
Man: "Uhh... alright.... I uh... poked a badger with a spoon."
Father: "I've never heard of that one before, alright 3 hail marys and four (hallo dollies?)."

The anglican church is nothing like that, we've got nothing like that in the anglican faith, it's like

Man: "Vicker... i had done many bad things."
Vicker: "Well... so have I."
Man: "Well what should I do?"
Vicker: "Well..  Drink four bloody mary's... and then you wont remember anymore."
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 23, 2007, 11:37:13 PM
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.

Sin? Come on. Posting this, in this topic, is more of a sin
than what your claiming. It is like you are trying to out
saint Mother Theresa - especially since you went beyond
what anyone would normally do to atone for it. Pride is
normally seen as a sin.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Callaway on May 23, 2007, 11:42:05 PM
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.

Sin? Come on. Posting this, in this topic, is more of a sin
than what your claiming. It is like you are trying to out
saint Mother Theresa - especially since you went beyond
what anyone would normally do to atone for it. Pride is
normally seen as a sin.

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Scrapheap on May 23, 2007, 11:50:45 PM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 23, 2007, 11:53:10 PM
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.

Sin? Come on. Posting this, in this topic, is more of a sin
than what your claiming. It is like you are trying to out
saint Mother Theresa - especially since you went beyond
what anyone would normally do to atone for it. Pride is
normally seen as a sin.

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

And returned it. This is like accidentally short changing
someone, and hunting them down to reimburse them.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Scrapheap on May 23, 2007, 11:54:51 PM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.
 



ended up at the bottom of the page.... damn!!!
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Callaway on May 24, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

This happened before I knew all this information about Wal-Mart, but if I accidentally shoplifted something now, I would probably still take it back, even if it was from them. 

If you ever do buy anything from them, look carefully at the price because they often scan it for more at check-out, then you can get the item free or for $3 off, depending on the price of the item.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: McGiver on May 24, 2007, 08:24:27 AM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

This happened before I knew all this information about Wal-Mart, but if I accidentally shoplifted something now, I would probably still take it back, even if it was from them. 

If you ever do buy anything from them, look carefully at the price because they often scan it for more at check-out, then you can get the item free or for $3 off, depending on the price of the item.
my policy is that it is always free.
hell, i just did their job for them, and how many other schmucks just paid full price for the item.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: greendragon on May 24, 2007, 09:57:03 AM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

O I agree! I used to work for Wal Mart and they are bastids :grrr:
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: greendragon on May 24, 2007, 09:58:50 AM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

O i agree!  I used to work for Wal Mart and they are real Bastids :grrr:
What i wrote went into the quote box for some reason i goofed
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 24, 2007, 10:01:08 AM
it could be a site bug- that sometimes happens, you can edit your own posts though if it bothers you.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: RobertN on May 24, 2007, 10:15:03 AM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.
 



ended up at the bottom of the page.... damn!!!

Scrap - finally something we agree on! ;D
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: The_P on May 24, 2007, 10:16:24 AM
I haven't sinned, I'm merely living this life to the best of my abilities in this mortal coil.

No regrets now. Mwahahaha!
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: zer0 on May 24, 2007, 01:57:02 PM
I've killed a man once.

Oh, uh no, wait. "No I haven't." ;)
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: The_P on May 24, 2007, 01:57:59 PM
I've killed a man once.

Oh, uh no, wait. "No I haven't." ;)

Seeing as you been bedridden at your parents' humbly abode for god knows how long, you look the type. ;)
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: zer0 on May 24, 2007, 02:06:58 PM
"Beridden"? "Humbly"?

Is this some kind of secret code?
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: The_P on May 24, 2007, 02:08:25 PM
"Beridden"? "Humbly"?

Is this some kind of secret code?

You're English not up to scratch, Swede?
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: zer0 on May 24, 2007, 02:09:24 PM
Oh, no, wait; it said "bedridden". I've got to stop drinking pure grain alcohol before posting on this forum. Never mind.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 24, 2007, 02:15:20 PM
my policy is that it is always free.
hell, i just did their job for them, and how many other schmucks just paid full price for the item.

So, what do you do about things too large to
shoplift? Go somewhere else?
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Litigious on May 24, 2007, 02:22:03 PM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

You forget the Swedish government. Cheating on Swedish authorities is never a crime in my book.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 24, 2007, 02:40:36 PM
Even if you're married to them?
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: McGiver on May 24, 2007, 03:03:37 PM
my policy is that it is always free.
hell, i just did their job for them, and how many other schmucks just paid full price for the item.

So, what do you do about things too large to
shoplift? Go somewhere else?
you took my post out of context.

i was replyimg to callaways post which stated that if the price scans up wrong then they give you up to $3 off.
i was simply stating that the product is free if this happens, since i did their fucking job for them.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Litigious on May 24, 2007, 03:07:16 PM
Even if you're married to them?

How could I get married to the authorities?  ???
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: McGiver on May 24, 2007, 03:08:21 PM
Even if you're married to them?

How could I get married to the authorities?  ???
yeah, calandale needs to slow down and pay closer attention.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 24, 2007, 03:27:53 PM
my policy is that it is always free.
hell, i just did their job for them, and how many other schmucks just paid full price for the item.

So, what do you do about things too large to
shoplift? Go somewhere else?
you took my post out of context.

i was replyimg to callaways post which stated that if the price scans up wrong then they give you up to $3 off.
i was simply stating that the product is free if this happens, since i did their fucking job for them.

Thank you.

Even if you're married to them?

How could I get married to the authorities?  ???

To one of them.

Even if you're married to them?

How could I get married to the authorities?  ???
yeah, calandale needs to slow down and pay closer attention.

I'm just too sharp for y'all right now.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Leto729 on May 25, 2007, 06:37:14 AM
I have no sins to confess. ;D
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: El on May 25, 2007, 07:49:06 AM
I would like to confess that I have, do, and will continute to swear far too f%*^ing often.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 25, 2007, 11:13:42 AM
I have sometimes been known to post a bit too often.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Scrapheap on May 25, 2007, 01:00:00 PM
I have sometimes been known to post a bit too often.

Do ya think??
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 25, 2007, 01:01:03 PM
I used to be conceded, but
I did fix that - so now I'm
perfect.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 25, 2007, 01:04:02 PM
I used to be conceded, but
I did fix that - so now I'm
perfect.

Did you mean conceded (if so I have no clue what you mean) or conceited (in which case it makes sense in a groan that was bad kind of way)?
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 25, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
I used to be conceded, but
I did fix that - so now I'm
perfect.

Did you mean conceded (if so I have no clue what you mean) or conceited (in which case it makes sense in a groan that was bad kind of way)?

I meant the latter (of cource) but it didn't fit my
posting plans currently under wey.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 25, 2007, 01:06:52 PM
I used to be conceded, but
I did fix that - so now I'm
perfect.

Did you mean conceded (if so I have no clue what you mean) or conceited (in which case it makes sense in a groan that was bad kind of way)?

I meant the latter (of cource) but it didn't fit my
posting plans currently under wey.

There's never an of course with you, that's the only reason I asked.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Randy on May 25, 2007, 01:30:47 PM
I was excessively annoying to the intensity crew and am sorry.
I did not sufficently adress my issues before meeting with Jessica and I am sorry.
I was very annoying to Carla and I am sorry.


I FEEL SORRY FOR ALEX PLANK :laugh:
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: Calandale on May 25, 2007, 02:21:26 PM
I used to be conceded, but
I did fix that - so now I'm
perfect.

Did you mean conceded (if so I have no clue what you mean) or conceited (in which case it makes sense in a groan that was bad kind of way)?


I meant the latter (of cource) but it didn't fit my
posting plans currently under wey.

There's never an of course with you, that's the only reason I asked.

Of course there is.  :laugh:

I FEEL SORRY FOR ALEX PLANK :laugh:

Me too. He has to deal with me.
Title: Re: Confess your sins
Post by: McGiver on May 25, 2007, 11:38:23 PM
I was excessively annoying to the intensity crew and am sorry.
I did not sufficently adress my issues before meeting with Jessica and I am sorry.
I was very annoying to Carla and I am sorry.


I FEEL SORRY FOR ALEX PLANK :laugh:
thank you.  i think.