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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: McGiver on June 19, 2013, 05:37:34 PM
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People who are obviously not handicapped, using handicap placards and parking in handicapped spots.
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NONA HENDRYX- THROUGH THE WIRE.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhqRYIMTDLw#)
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Yeah. I've known people who used someone else's pass to park a little closer.
Some people are not obviously disabled. My kids' neurologist offered one to me because she was terrified that Youngest would run out in the street. I didn't feel right about it, so I declined her offer. I carried him (biting, kicking, pulling my hair, and screaming!) or put him in a stroller until He would hold a hand reasonably well. In hindsight I think I probably should have accepted the pass.
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^ Agree about some disabilities being invisible. My elderly neighbor does not use oxygen but her
emphysema makes it hard for her to go up and down stairs, so she would be entitled to a special plate IMO. :orly:
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What else yanks my chain:
People who, when their dog is pooping on someone else's grass, get busy on their phone not noticing.
Then walk away without cleaning it up.
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
I dont use a cart, I use a basket
So I can slide between all the other shoppers
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
I understand wher you two are coming from. I often become enraged when others are physically
stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall! :bloody:
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
I understand wher you two are coming from. I often become enraged when others are physically
stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall! :bloody:
I saw your violent nature on the SF waterfront. :indeed:
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
I understand wher you two are coming from. I often become enraged when others are physically
stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall! :bloody:
I saw your violent nature on the SF waterfront. :indeed:
Is that why you were running away from me? Were ya scared? :zoinks:
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I didn't want to be seen with you. :hide:
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
I understand wher you two are coming from. I often become enraged when others are physically
stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall! :bloody:
I saw your violent nature on the SF waterfront. :indeed:
local 10 is militant.
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I didn't want to be seen with you. :hide:
I know, my epic magnificence made you feel inadequate and dull. There, there. :hug:
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
I understand wher you two are coming from. I often become enraged when others are physically
stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall! :bloody:
I saw your violent nature on the SF waterfront. :indeed:
local 10 is militant.
I have only known 2 Longshoreman. We don't typically work around your Union.
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway. :thumbdn:
I understand wher you two are coming from. I often become enraged when others are physically
stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall! :bloody:
I saw your violent nature on the SF waterfront. :indeed:
local 10 is militant.
I have only known 2 Longshoreman. We don't typically work around your Union.
But when you do ... fireworks erupt! :slap: :boxers: :litigious:
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That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.
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That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.
Does that actually work? :zoinks:
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That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.
Does that actually work? :zoinks:
I have never actually tried it. :dunno: But it is humorous.
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That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.
Does that actually work? :zoinks:
I have never actually tried it. :dunno: But it is humorous.
Nice save. :trollface:
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I guess as a non driver it doesn't bother me what people do with their cars. :nerdy:
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People who are obviously not handicapped, using handicap placards and parking in handicapped spots.
This disgusting old looking bitch used an expired 2009 placard and took the space. My mom has severe arthritis. I didn't have my phone with me at the time to take a pic.
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My plug was on a chain connected to the bath. The urchin freed it somehow. Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath. :zoinks: Does that count?
Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail. They hover checking prices. They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place. I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
I hate them, the idiots who clog up the aisles.
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What else yanks my chain:
People who, when their dog is pooping on someone else's grass, get busy on their phone not noticing.
Then walk away without cleaning it up.
I'm all for picking up poop if required, what yanks my chain is when people get all principle.. -ish? about it, like my dad and his wife. They are awesome people, but too awesome, too nice, too helpful, sometimes :D
For example, when walking my grandmothers dog in Spain, dads wife insisted I bring along some dog-poo bags, to recover the poop.
As the only moron in Valencia, to touch dog-shit.
Theres a HUGE "flower bed" outside, with litterally 100 000 dog-shits on it.
I asked, rethorically, "so... you guys want me to... aim between the hundreds of shits - and pick up our... one... shit. And discard, of that shit - amongst the thousands."
"YES."
"No."
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People who claim to be something they really aren't.
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^ yes like santa. He is a fucker for doing it. :santa:
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^ yes like santa. He is a fucker for doing it. :santa:
Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas!
But I've been very good! :blonde: :santa: Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me! HO HO HO!
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^ yes like santa. He is a fucker for doing it. :santa:
Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas!
But I've been very good! :blonde: :santa: Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me! HO HO HO!
You made :santa: say "Bullshit" :zombiefuck:
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^ yes like santa. He is a fucker for doing it. :santa:
Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas!
But I've been very good! :blonde: :santa: Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me! HO HO HO!
You made :santa: say "Bullshit" :zombiefuck:
Hey, Bodie started it, she called me a fucker! HO HO HO! :santa:
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^ yes like santa. He is a fucker for doing it. :santa:
Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas!
But I've been very good! :blonde: :santa: Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me! HO HO HO!
You made :santa: say "Bullshit" :zombiefuck:
Hey, Bodie started it, she called me a fucker! HO HO HO! :santa:
You are not :santa: , you are CBC, acting as if you are :santa:. And CBC lets :santa: say "Bullshit". And CBC lets :santa: find excuses, by pointing at someone else to blame.
What will this do to little children, who see :santa: as the role model for good behaviour.
Ponder on it, :cbc: and repent.
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^ yes like santa. He is a fucker for doing it. :santa:
Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas!
But I've been very good! :blonde: :santa: Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me! HO HO HO!
You made :santa: say "Bullshit" :zombiefuck:
Hey, Bodie started it, she called me a fucker! HO HO HO! :santa:
You are not :santa: , you are CBC, acting as if you are :santa:. And CBC lets :santa: say "Bullshit". And CBC lets :santa: find excuses, by pointing at someone else to blame.
What will this do to little children, who see :santa: as the role model for good behaviour.
Ponder on it, :cbc: and repent.
But Bodie called me a fucker! I can't let people speak to me that way! :santa:
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I'm about to :deadhorse:, but it is necessary.
SMALL TALK.
So pointless. So tedious. So annoying.
If we're going to say meaningless scripted phrases at the start of every conversation, couldn't they at least be a little more amusing? And they think we're weird for echolating.
I've been told that these exchanges serve a purpose comparable to ass sniffing in dogs. I don't want anyone's nose up my ass, thank you very much!
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^ wasnt that small talk about small talk?
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^ wasnt that small talk about small talk?
Not at all. I was conveying a message with my words. Small talk is meaningless.
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^ wasnt that small talk about small talk?
u
have
a small weiner
and i'm talking
about it in
skyblue format
you faggot lol
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People who are obviously not handicapped, using handicap placards and parking in handicapped spots.
In the UK they are called blue badges, some people sell them on so some lazy fuck can park closer to a shop entrance. It annoys the hell out of me.
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People who talk about other people who, allegedly have said something to or done things to yet other people. I can't think in that many levels about people. Drives me crazy. What's the point. If your friend X is having a problem with Mr Y, don't talk to me about that. Just tell your friend X to deal with it. Or at least don't try to connect with me over that issue. It only makes me nauseous. :GA:
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The dow fell 350 points today
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People who claim to be something they really aren't.
People who claim they're not something they really are.
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People who park on the pavement.
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But pedestrians aren't :viking: unless they are car owners.
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People who believe without question the opinion of the majority.
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People who believe without question the opinion of the majority.
:agreed:
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People who call the police over every little thing, like noise complaints, rather than trying to work the problem out with the people
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People who call the police over every little thing, like noise complaints, rather than trying to work the problem out with the people
:agreed:
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^ Aren't you the agreeable one!
I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted. I swear, everyone we meet does this. I just tell them they're ALL mine. Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde. I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments. I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle!
The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!
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^ Aren't you the agreeable one!
I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted. I swear, everyone we meet does this. I just tell them they're ALL mine. Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde. I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments. I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle!
The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!
Someone at work, knowing I have older parents, asked, about the kids in my family,
"Are you real or are you adopted?" I've heard of tactless/clueless questions about adoption, but that beats them all. :facepalm2:
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^ Aren't you the agreeable one!
I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted. I swear, everyone we meet does this. I just tell them they're ALL mine. Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde. I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments. I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle!
The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!
Someone at work, knowing I have older parents, asked, about the kids in my family,
"Are you real or are you adopted?" I've heard of tactless/clueless questions about adoption, but that beats them all. :facepalm2:
:lol1: I've never heard this, too funny. I'll have to remember to be ready for that one.
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^ Aren't you the agreeable one!
I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted. I swear, everyone we meet does this. I just tell them they're ALL mine. Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde. I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments. I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle!
The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!
Someone at work, knowing I have older parents, asked, about the kids in my family,
"Are you real or are you adopted?" I've heard of tactless/clueless questions about adoption, but that beats them all. :facepalm2:
:lol1: I've never heard this, too funny. I'll have to remember to be ready for that one.
:lol1: For the record, we are "real," born to a very fertile middle-aged woman,
and if she'd married young, I would probably be the oldest of 17 instead of just 3!
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People who stare at you.
Makes me nervous. When i am nervous i do silly things like trip up, or walk into poor unsuspecting parking meters and then apologise.
"Just fuck off and quit looking at me you nosey parker" :tard:
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People who stare at you.
Makes me nervous. When i am nervous i do silly things like trip up, or walk into poor unsuspecting parking meters and then apologise.
"Just fuck off and quit looking at me you nosey parker" :tard:
I think some people don't even notice that they're staring, they're zoned out! :tard:
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Randy said he's more high functioning than us. Apologized. Said he's not making fun. :lol1:
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People who stare at you.
Makes me nervous. When i am nervous i do silly things like trip up, or walk into poor unsuspecting parking meters and then apologise.
"Just fuck off and quit looking at me you nosey parker" :tard:
LOL, me too. I'm hopelessly clumsy.
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Randy said he's more high functioning than us. Apologized. Said he's not making fun. :lol1:
Damn man. You should be grateful God took the time to pass along his message.
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What happened to Randy?
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He'll pop back up soon enough
I hate it when people see you are struggling trying to do something to start talking to you. They do this to me at work a lot when I am setting up ladders or trying to reach just a little further than I should off of one to hit me with the 'What ya doing'
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He'll pop back up soon enough
I hate it when people see you are struggling trying to do something to start talking to you. They do this to me at work a lot when I am setting up ladders or trying to reach just a little further than I should off of one to hit me with the 'What ya doing'
That must be especially annoying when it's completely obvious what you are doing. :facepalm2:
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What happened to Randy?
Probably having a threesome with perfectly shaped twins, both under 30 and in a bath of ginseng infused rose scented water.
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What happened to Randy?
Probably having a threesome with perfectly shaped twins, both under 30 and in a bath of ginseng infused rose scented water.
Or betting off in the liberry again. :evillaugh:
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Server admins who blame everything but the server. >:(
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Server admins who blame everything but the server. >:(
this really yanks my chain.
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Randy said he's more high functioning than us. Apologized. Said he's not making fun. :lol1:
Damn man. You should be grateful God took the time to pass along his message.
And verily, Randy spake his wisdom to the people and they rejoiced. Yet some who were of evil heart understood not his words and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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People who call the police over every little thing, like noise complaints, rather than trying to work the problem out with the people
Pet peeve of a copper I know, people calling the police for a kid nicking an apple from a tree and stuff like that.
Noise complaints, depends whether to call the police or not. In block-buildings noise problems and treats often come together. Alas.
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People who look at the natural world with actual wonder, for then to go right ahead and make up observations out of thin air, such as anthropomorphisms, arbitrary spiritual conclusions, and other wishful ideas - instead of actually focusing their energy on learning real things about the topic that seems to actually interest them.