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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Bastet on June 11, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
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Jack Off Jill - My Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6-ZccfRrIo#)
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:zoinks:
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Rage & DFG's song? Is love in the air?
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It's all Imaginary Love. There's no way Duck girl can pull a hunk like Rage
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It's all Imaginary Love. There's no way Duck girl can pull a hunk like Rage
And here lies the real reason Ricky threw away our friendship. Jealousy. He keeps moaning about some retarded loophole and how i tried to make him look stupid as if he ever needed help with that. He's pissy because I have Rage. Ive been jealous before, but I befreinded them and have friends I care about. Ricky needs to stop acting like a catty teenage girl.
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Keep living in your delusional world duck. the only one who believes it is you, I don't even like rage. but appearance wise he is handsome, grasping straws with fat little fingers is difficult, so I understand. :zoinks:
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Keep living in your delusional world duck. the only one who believes it is you, I don't even like rage. but appearance wise he is handsome, grasping straws with fat little fingers is difficult, so I understand. :zoinks:
My fingers arent fat. My hands and feet are slim. The rest of me is fat. Keep pwing yourself, Ricky.
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Keep living in your delusional world duck. the only one who believes it is you, I don't even like rage. but appearance wise he is handsome, grasping straws with fat little fingers is difficult, so I understand. :zoinks:
he is handsome
Thanks man. :green:
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It's all Imaginary Love. There's no way Duck girl can pull a hunk like Rage
:butthurt:
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Have the two of you met?
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Have the two of you met?
They have met in Duck girls mind. I'm sure the thought hasn't entered Rages mind
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Have the two of you met?
Not yet, he won't until I am out from under my mom's thumb. He says I will be strong when I can be free of her without his help. He is right. He wants a partner, not a daughter. I am getting there. I have been trying several routes to live on my own and find a job.
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Have the two of you met?
They have met in Duck girls mind. I'm sure the thought hasn't entered Rages mind
Rage, do you care to set Ricky straight?
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Have the two of you met?
Not yet, he won't until I am out from under my mom's thumb. He says I will be strong when I can be free of her without his help. He is right. He wants a partner, not a daughter. I am getting there. I have been trying several routes to live on my own and find a job.
I agree with him that a relationship with someone works better when you are able to live with yourself.
Meeting could be just the extra confidence boost you need though.
Hope you will be living on your own very soon.
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He wont ever met you. and even if he does, he wont tap it unless he is drunk
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It's all Imaginary Love. There's no way Duck girl can pull a hunk like Rage
And here lies the real reason Ricky threw away our friendship. Jealousy. He keeps moaning about some retarded loophole and how i tried to make him look stupid as if he ever needed help with that. He's pissy because I have Rage. Ive been jealous before, but I befreinded them and have friends I care about. Ricky needs to stop acting like a catty teenage girl.
this makes sense.
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He wont ever met you. and even if he does, he wont tap it unless he is drunk
He'd never tap you, even drunk. That pisses you off immensely. Rage isn't a liar and he knows me better than you ever could. You don't know me at all and you aren't psychic like Rage.
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I don't want rage to tap me. you are living in your delusional world yet again, I never said rage was a lair.
and I know enough about you from your writings here BPD girl
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Would rage Tap me? :laugh:
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Would rage Tap me? :laugh:
I think if you grew your hair long and shaved your body hair and put on makeup and smelled purdy he would.
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Shave all my hair? Even...down there?
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Shave all my hair? Even...down there?
Especially down there. :laugh:
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Shave all my hair? Even...down there?
No, just trimmed neatly.
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Shave all my hair? Even...down there?
No, just trimmed neatly.
landing strip. Arrow. Heart. $symbol?
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Shave all my hair? Even...down there?
No, just trimmed neatly.
landing strip. Arrow. Heart. $symbol?
I guess arrow, since that area is already shaped like that. But I am sure Rage wouldn't mind if you chose to get creative.
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Has Rage seen your enormous pussy?
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Has Rage seen your enormous pussy?
All of I^2 has already seen your inflamed boy pussy. :blonde:
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Diverting the question are we? I showed my asshole here. it was hardly inflamed though, but since you remember so well, of seeing it.
I guess I'll take your word for it
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Diverting the question are we? I showed my asshole here. it was hardly inflamed though, but since you remember so well, of seeing it.
I guess I'll take your word for it
It is smallish. Which is why I find tampons uncomfortable. Yes he's seen it. U mad, bro? U mad? :trollface:
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I bet it looks like a pot of refried beans with a large rat in it, :laugh:
No I'm not mad. your delusional, there's no way you could have seen my asshole here because I posted it in like 2006 or 07
You weren't here at that time. but then again, you lie. I should expect it
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It was 2007 I posted a picture of my Ahole. MCP said, it looked tight.
No sign of you though duck anywhere. http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,3906.30.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,3906.30.html)
Keep yapping. its all lies, :blonde:
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It was 2007 I posted a picture of my Ahole. MCP said, it looked tight.
No sign of you though duck anywhere. http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,3906.30.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,3906.30.html)
Keep yapping. its all lies, :blonde:
I was referring metaphorically to your butthurt which is redder than a baboon's swollen ass. herp derp
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Its my fault. your right, I should have learned my lesson of not arguing with someone with borderline personality disorder.
You have enough on your plate, I think It would be terrible place to live in a place where I believed my own lies.
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Its my fault. your right, I should have learned my lesson of not arguing with someone with borderline personality disorder.
You have enough on your plate, I think It would be terrible place to live in a place where I believed my own lies.
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Rat tat tat tat. Duck fetish girl has a rat for a snatch, she took it for a walk one day, saw rage and asked him for a cage. for her rat tat tat snatch, duck girls snatch.
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Rat tat tat tat. Duck fetish girl has a rat for a snatch, she took it for a walk one day, saw rage and asked him for a cage. for her rat tat tat snatch, duck girls snatch.
:LMAO:
And Ricky uses angles to make his below average peepee seem larger. The waistband of your tightey whiteys gave you away. I never saw your penis avi, but rage did. Rage is bigger and he is average.
:pwned:
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:jerry:
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And I should believe you because up until this point, you have told the truth? The problem rata woman is you really believe everything your mind thinks up. personally If I was Rage well lets start out first by asking the question of why he showed his dick to you. Your unstable, as all hell. Second If I was him, I'd be offended you just called my penis average. especially since you guys are future boyfriend and girlfriend?
No matter though. fucking your enormous pussy is probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, :laugh:
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Picard's Epic Double Facepalm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI#)
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And I should believe you because up until this point, you have told the truth? The problem rata woman is you really believe everything your mind thinks up. personally If I was Rage well lets start out first by asking the question of why he showed his dick to you. Your unstable, as all hell. Second If I was him, I'd be offended you just called my penis average. especially since you guys are future boyfriend and girlfriend?
No matter though. fucking your enormous pussy is probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, :laugh:
He describes it as average. I take his word for it. He is not insecure like yourself to make his peen seem bigger than it actually is.
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So ignore the truth once again. I see, ok well since there's no point I might aswell talk to Genesis, maybe his marbles are still there.
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So ignore the truth once again. I see, ok well since there's no point I might aswell talk to Genesis, maybe his marbles are still there.
:trollface:
:finger:
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Oh your going to be fun, I detect hurt already. :trollface:
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Oh your going to be fun, I detect hurt already. :trollface:
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Nile or Richard whatever name is.... your coming off is a tad bit creepy.
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Tell me more. What will this creepy do to me? :trollface:
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I think it already started
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And that would be what exactly? :trollface:
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Richard, be a man and stop the bullshit. You've only served to make yourself look foolish and immature with this series of outbursts. Unless of course you are applying for the resident spazztard job, in which case well done, maximum spasticity achieved.
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people who police others behavior looks foolish. you stop the bullshit, you aren't my boss.
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people who police others behavior looks foolish. you stop the bullshit, you aren't my boss.
Calm down dear! Or I am afraid Mr and Mrs Spank shall have to pay a short sharp trip to botty land!
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Infact I was so butthurt I left you negative karma. Oh my mistake, that was you. hah
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Infact I was so butthurt I left you negative karma. Oh my mistake, that was you. hah
I thought you'd like that little touch :) But seriously why are you reacting like this dude?
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No your butt hurt. so you had to get me back for making it hurt, are you trying to figure me out?
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No your butt hurt. so you had to get me back for making it hurt, are you trying to figure me out?
Are you attempting to make sense there? It didn't work, sorry buddy. I'll give you the karma back with interest and do so with pleasure. I just want to know what made you react like a spoiled 10 year old in your numerous and obviously emotional replies to this thread?
Ps I already have you figured out. Kisses and hugs from Uncle Mahmoud.
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Have the two of you met?
They have met in Duck girls mind. I'm sure the thought hasn't entered Rages mind
That's enough faggot. I know you're trolling, but when you get into people's really personal shit, that makes you comparable to one of those "leeguns" from 4chan. Knock it off.
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How Am I getting into your personal shit? If you didn't want people to know why let everyone know?
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Have the two of you met?
They have met in Duck girls mind. I'm sure the thought hasn't entered Rages mind
That's enough faggot. I know you're trolling, but when you get into people's really personal shit, that makes you comparable to one of those "leeguns" from 4chan. Knock it off.
He isn't trolling, he is just talking silly shit. I don't hate or dislike Richard but he does have a tendency to go off on these bizarre tangents. It is actually good fun to call him out on his bullshit. Richard is alright, he isn't a bad guy deep down.
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What Am I really doing? :orly:
I know what you are doing. Feeling left out, so you had to get into the conversation. :toporly:
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What Am I really doing? :orly:
I know what you are doing. Feeling left out, so you had to get into the conversation. :toporly:
Who are you talking to mate? Still not making any sense I'm afraid.
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I was talking to you. you entered the conversation because you felt left out? or because you think you know what's going on with why I say the things I do?
What was your reason for entering a conversation that has nothing to do with you then? let us know. :orly:
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Not yet, he won't until I am out from under my mom's thumb. He says I will be strong when I can be free of her without his help. He is right. He wants a partner, not a daughter. I am getting there. I have been trying several routes to live on my own and find a job.
He's waiting for you to get stable. what a wonderful man
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I was talking to you. you entered the conversation because you felt left out? or because you think you know what's going on with why I say the things I do?
What was your reason for entering a conversation that has nothing to do with you then? let us know. :orly:
Go back to page one. You'll find I replied to this thread prior to your little outburst. In fact you could say I triggered it with my love is in the air comment. You still haven't explained your reaction yet. Every reply is making you look sillier mate. Quit while you're ahead.
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Oh ok. I guess, I just thought you were trying to get into a conversation that had nothing to do with you. My mistake, I tend to forget people who aren't important, until they are-or think they are. :trollface:
I'm not trolling, or butthurt. What am I doing? I'm simply replying. on a message board, If Rage doesn't want me in his "personal business" then he shouldn't have let the whole world know about it. you can't tell someone to stop replying, simply because nobody like a conversation Nazi.
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Oh ok. I guess, I just thought you were trying to get into a conversation that had nothing to do with you. My mistake, I tend to forget people who aren't important, until they are-or think they are. :trollface:
I'm not trolling, or butthurt. What am I doing? I'm simply replying. on a message board, If Rage doesn't want me in his "personal business" then he shouldn't have let the whole world know about it. you can't tell someone to stop replying, simply because nobody like a conversation Nazi.
I tend to enjoy replying to people who aren't important :trollface:
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Then we are cut from the same leaf. they see us riding, they be hatin' :trollface:
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How Am I getting into your personal shit? If you didn't want people to know why let everyone know?
Its Dfg's personal shit.
They have met in Duck girls mind. I'm sure the thought hasn't entered Rages mind
You're just being catty with shiggy diggy like that, and you know it, dude. You've been around for a long time. If you're gonna troll, step it up a bit.
you can't tell someone to stop replying, simply because nobody like a conversation Nazi.
Yeah, and people dislike an EVERYTHING Nazi even more. *stare*
He's waiting for you to get stable. what a wonderful man
Stop thinking like a teenager. It -is- a wonderful thing. I am not going around fucking random chicks behing her back. I'm extremely supportive of her. I am also waiting for her to become ready to be a wife and a mother, because it would be unfair of me to expect her to take on these responsibilities at present. It would also be unfair to expect me to cover both our asses in all things. I want an equal, healthy relation ship that will last, with the woman I love.
Tl;DR ^ A little education for you Ricky. Stop talking about things you don't understand, because everyone is facepalming. Open your mouth and speak when you have a grap on the situation and can contribute. Otherwise open your mouth and suck my fucking dick. Go on. Brojob time. *unzips*
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I am also waiting for her to become ready to be a wife and a mother, because it would be unfair of me to expect her to take on these responsibilities at present.
Thank you. But I already knew Duck Girl was insane, I understand not wanting to get in a relationship with somebody who is crazy
But I do have a question. If this is all of DFG's personal shit, and you suposidly care about her then why would you say:
"when you get into people's really personal shit" you are implying more than one person, as denoted by the s on the end of people.
So, Do you really love her? Or does she love you, you feel sorry for her and are waiting for the right time to let her down gently?
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I am also waiting for her to become ready to be a wife and a mother, because it would be unfair of me to expect her to take on these responsibilities at present.
Thank you. But I already knew Duck Girl was insane, I understand not wanting to get in a relationship with somebody who is crazy
But I do have a question. If this is all of DFG's personal shit, and you suposidly care about her then why would you say:
"when you get into people's really personal shit" you are implying more than one person, as denoted by the s on the end of people.
So, Do you really love her? Or does she love you, you feel sorry for her and are waiting for the right time to let her down gently?
He's trolling me, obviously. :trollface:
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I am also waiting for her to become ready to be a wife and a mother, because it would be unfair of me to expect her to take on these responsibilities at present.
Thank you. But I already knew Duck Girl was insane, I understand not wanting to get in a relationship with somebody who is crazy
But I do have a question. If this is all of DFG's personal shit, and you suposidly care about her then why would you say:
"when you get into people's really personal shit" you are implying more than one person, as denoted by the s on the end of people.
So, Do you really love her? Or does she love you, you feel sorry for her and are waiting for the right time to let her down gently?
Goddamn you are a bastard, dude. And nosy as shit. Fine. For her benefit, I will meet your bullshit with facts.
Do you really love her?
Yep.
But I already knew Duck Girl was insane
That's nice, buddy. ::)
"when you get into people's really personal shit" you are implying more than one person, as denoted by the s on the end of people.
Because you do this a lot, man. I was talking to YOU, and not her at the time. Believe it or not, things that you don't see happening, happen quite a bit. Such as her and I talking outside of intensity for example. *hint*
But I already knew Duck Girl was insane, I understand not wanting to get in a relationship with somebody who is crazy
crazy
Cool story bro. A more accurate term is slightly immature for her age, however, she has really been working on this and is making progress. Far more than you probably EVER will, so yeah, keep putting that foot in your mouth. You're doing a great job making yourself look stupid, and my GF more confident. Lets all have a big round of applause for Ricky, guys. Great work man. :clap:
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Rage common man. you aren't really going to marry Duck girl. Also did anyone else cringe when you called her your GF? I did.
Reguardless, I feel like you are a action Superhero and you feel sorry for the Duck. something as innocent as friends probably lead to:
"your my peanut butter and I'm your jelly" type thing.
Anyways. How you can be commited to someone without even meeting them is really hard to understand, I predict a short marriage.
How do you know duck doesn't lick paint off of the walls when no ones looking? Internet relationships are pretty fake dude.
I hope whatever it is or I have said, it has at the very least made you stop and just think. that's all ;)
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Rage common man. you aren't really going to marry Duck girl. Also did anyone else cringe when you called her your GF? I did.
Reguardless, I feel like you are a action Superhero and you feel sorry for the Duck. something as innocent as friends probably lead to:
"your my peanut butter and I'm your jelly" type thing.
Anyways. How you can be commited to someone without even meeting them is really hard to understand, I predict a short marriage.
How do you know duck doesn't lick paint off of the walls when no ones looking? Internet relationships are pretty fake dude.
I hope whatever it is or I have said, it has at the very least made you stop and just think. that's all ;)
is really hard to understand
I cut off all the extra jargon, and the truth shines through.
is really hard to understand
is really hard to understand
is really hard to shiggy
shiggy diggy
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You make this sooooo easy.
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Rage common man. you aren't really going to marry Duck girl. Also did anyone else cringe when you called her your GF? I did.
Reguardless, I feel like you are a action Superhero and you feel sorry for the Duck. something as innocent as friends probably lead to:
"your my peanut butter and I'm your jelly" type thing.
Anyways. How you can be commited to someone without even meeting them is really hard to understand, I predict a short marriage.
How do you know duck doesn't lick paint off of the walls when no ones looking? Internet relationships are pretty fake dude.
I hope whatever it is or I have said, it has at the very least made you stop and just think. that's all ;)
Richard, you are thinking with emotion, not logic. When you use logic, you are very intelligent. When you speak using emotion, you sound retarded. I think you are doing very well in quitting drinking. Now you need to learn to handle your emotions without the booze. I'm sorry I offended you Richard. I think at heart you are a good guy. You defended League Girl when everyone especially the Uppity Retard was giving her a hard time. Rage told me you were a dick and said you'd turn on me at some point, but I wanted to give you a fair chance as it was unfair to judge you on your past. It turns out Rage was right. Hopefully, you learn to cut people slack for doing ASthings :asthing:
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You sound brainwashed. Rage tells you things, and you believe them? does he order you around? this isn't the first time I have seen you say Rage has told you something, reguardless if you check them out for yourself. just wait until you are married.
I have a feeling this relationship is going to turn abusive in some way shape or form, not necessarily physical abuse, but more or less verbal. Its gonna get verbal. :laugh:
Also. You didn't offend me, and I have already explained this to you. but you may choose to believe whatever. I also don't want your friendship, while I'm not going to go out of my way to make snippity comments to you, If you do so to me first, I will reply back. And it probably won't be nice, My reasons being I cannot be friends with someone who is passive/aggressive which is what you are.
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You sound brainwashed. Rage tells you things, and you believe them? does he order you around? this isn't the first time I have seen you say Rage has told you something, reguardless if you check them out for yourself. just wait until you are married.
I have a feeling this relationship is going to turn abusive in some way shape or form, not necessarily physical abuse, but more or less verbal. Its gonna get verbal. :laugh:
Also. You didn't offend me, and I have already explained this to you. but you may choose to believe whatever. I also don't want your friendship, while I'm not going to go out of my way to make snippity comments to you, If you do so to me first, I will reply back. And it probably won't be nice, My reasons being I cannot be friends with someone who is passive/aggressive which is what you are.
You did make a couple of passive aggressive ones which was why I started up again. And where is your example of me being passive aggressive? You never posted any.
I don't want or need to be friends with you. I have low requirements for friendship. I give everyone a chance. If said person is untrustworthy or just plain abusive, I let them go. You act like your life is better then mine, then turn around and say you have it worse. Which is it, Richard?
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You sound brainwashed. Rage tells you things, and you believe them? does he order you around? this isn't the first time I have seen you say Rage has told you something, reguardless if you check them out for yourself. just wait until you are married.
I have a feeling this relationship is going to turn abusive in some way shape or form, not necessarily physical abuse, but more or less verbal. Its gonna get verbal. :laugh:
Also. You didn't offend me, and I have already explained this to you. but you may choose to believe whatever. I also don't want your friendship, while I'm not going to go out of my way to make snippity comments to you, If you do so to me first, I will reply back. And it probably won't be nice, My reasons being I cannot be friends with someone who is passive/aggressive which is what you are.
I have a feeling this relationship is going to turn abusive in some way shape or form, not necessarily physical abuse, but more or less verbal. Its gonna get verbal
Now you're getting evil. Good try though man. 7/10
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You did make a couple of passive aggressive ones which was why I started up again. And where is your example of me being passive aggressive? You never posted any.
I don't want or need to be friends with you. I have low requirements for friendship. I give everyone a chance. If said person is untrustworthy or just plain abusive, I let them go. You act like your life is better then mine, then turn around and say you have it worse. Which is it, Richard?
Duck. we have been here before, I have explained all of this too you. why I keep having to do so? I don't know. Everything I have said to you here has been a response to something you have said. that isn't passive aggressive, I'll tell you what is. you just did it in this topic! this is what you said, "I think at heart you are a good guy". Meanwhile, In the SAME topic you said: "I don't want or need to be friends with you" This is called being passive, aggressive. Jesus Christ! I don't care about the process in which you make friends, to me It seems you re-value and de-value a lot, thus why I said you were borderline. I don't act like my life is better, that's a fantasy inside your mind I can assure you. the only part of my life that I complained about is my romantic one, nothing else. and right now I don't know if your romantic life is all that better. mostely because its an online relationship, its not even real.
I'm tired of explaining this to you. my god, :LMAO:
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I have explained all of this too you. why I keep having to do so? I don't know
Because your only interest in this is to "win an argument", and you tend not to back down until your opponent gives up even when you're wrong. Which is most of the time. Looking at your history here Richard, When you come across someone that won't let you get away with this, you throw a HUGE fit all over the forum, eventually declaring you are leaving intensity forever, only to return a few months later. Tl;dr Stfu, dude. :green:
Duck. we have been here before
Yeah. I think its safe to say a LOT of us have danced a similar dance with you, dude. :zoinks:
because its an online relationship, its not even real
its an online relationship
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No, actually it isn't. ;)
its not even real
More of this stupid shiggy diggy
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So is the rest of what you cut out correct then? I'll take it as so. I'm sure you can see the passive aggressiveness in Duck
Why its clear as day. One minute the girl is psycho the next moment she's the sweetest thing
It would do you good to do a forum search.
About me leaving, yeah I left a couple of times. and not to make excuses for myself, but that's back when I was drinking. Try functionaing normally with an addiction, and you will find you act like a dumbass aswell.
Now that I have a handle on my day to day operations, I'm not going to throw a temper tantrum and say I'm leaving only to return again. :green:
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So is the rest of what you cut out correct then? I'll take it as so. I'm sure you can see the passive aggressiveness in Duck
Why its clear as day. One minute the girl is psycho the next moment she's the sweetest thing
It would do you good to do a forum search.
About me leaving, yeah I left a couple of times. and not to make excuses for myself, but that's back when I was drinking. Try functionaing normally with an addiction, and you will find you act like a dumbass aswell.
Now that I have a handle on my day to day operations, I'm not going to throw a temper tantrum and say I'm leaving only to return again. :green:
One minute the girl is psycho the next moment she's the sweetest thing
I can handle things, and need no help from you. That's my business.
About me leaving, yeah I left a couple of times. and not to make excuses for myself, but that's back when I was drinking. Try functionaing normally with an addiction, and you will find you act like a dumbass aswell.
Well. You functioned pretty normally. For a child. ;) You're still kind of doing it, actually.
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OK. lets make a deal, because in reality I'm tired of dealing with Duck its become a pain in my ass I no longer wish to deal with.
Maybe you can get a handle on your woman, when she decides to act in her passive aggressive way? I know shes going to forget we had this conversation, follow me around on here and say something aggressive. To which, I will reply to her and she will take as me being mean to her.
So, to avoid all this unesessary drama, in the future. maybe you should tell her to stop, and work on herself, or hell I don't know.
I will promise not to harass the Duck anymore, unless she says something to me first.
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OK. lets make a deal, because in reality I'm tired of dealing with Duck its become a pain in my ass I no longer wish to deal with.
Maybe you can get a handle on your woman, when she decides to act in her passive aggressive way? I know shes going to forget we had this conversation, follow me around on here and say something aggressive. To which, I will reply to her and she will take as me being mean to her.
So, to avoid all this unesessary drama, in the future. maybe you should tell her to stop, and work on herself, or hell I don't know.
I will promise not to harass the Duck anymore, unless she says something to me first.
get a handle on your woman
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Dude...
Okay. Since you seem to be trying to be sensible for a change, i'll ASK her to let you be.
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Babe, could you be a saint, and let the BABY have his way? Thanks.
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Babe, could you be a saint, and let the BABY have his way? Thanks.
Ok, sure.
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TOO FUCKIN EASY PRIVATES! *leaves*
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:popcorn:
Conjecture
:popcorn:
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I really hate popcorn.
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I really hate popcorn.
gets stuck in our teeth?
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I really hate popcorn.
gets stuck in our teeth?
I dont like how it tastes and the teeth thing is also a good one.
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I really hate popcorn.
gets stuck in our teeth?
I dont like how it tastes and the teeth thing is also a good one.
i hate how the undigested kernels sometimes cuts my sphincter.
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I dont eat kernel. Yuk. My poop is smooth. :poop:
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:booty: :penis: :handjob::bounce:
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:booty: :penis: :handjob::bounce:
is that a new song?
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:booty: :penis: :handjob::bounce:
is that a new song?
It will be :laugh:
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How does the chorus go?
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How does the chorus go?
My first moaning video :] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXiDXCE6NaY#)
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My son heard that and asked how she got hurt.
Ah, innocence.
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Dawww, young wub :sheeplove:
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Good job. You don't moan like an American porn star.
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Moaning video? Wtf are these hijinks?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTocbVG3LbA/TpTr9VlkmVI/AAAAAAAAG5c/BMMSBIKW_b0/s1600/IMG_1617.JPG)
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Good job. You don't moan like an American porn star.
What's the difference? I don't watch porn.