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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Draggon on November 29, 2006, 05:43:09 PM
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Seriously.
I've been living here a month and a half, I've had to use my plunger like 4 times now. WTF
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You're probably constipated.
It all tends to come out at once. Also, get a toilet that doesn't have a U-bend. Maybe you have diviticulitus. Maybe you've got a loose anus.
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LOL you seem to be very knowledgable about these things :p
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its probably because you live in an apartment building and they purchased the shittiest toilets and the plumbing is shared. is there a woman with really long hair in the complex.
also, consider yourself lucky that you are taking shits. its shitty not to.
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or you have a loos anus.
yes, that's what i think. two votes for loose anus.
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its probably because you live in an apartment building and they purchased the shittiest toilets and the plumbing is shared. is there a woman with really long hair in the complex.
That is my guess too
also, consider yourself lucky that you are taking shits. its shitty not to.
I wouldn't know! O0
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or you have a loos anus.
yes, that's what i think. two votes for loose anus.
LMAO
w00t I got some karma
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LOL you seem to be very knowledgable about these things :p
Yes, My mother is always diagnosing everyone with everything. There's bound to be someone in my family or someone she knows with the same problem.
But it is better to need to use a plunger than doing a few rock hard pebbles every 3 weeks, If that is the case i'm surprised you aren't dead.
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Seriously.
I've been living here a month and a half, I've had to use my plunger like 4 times now. WTF
What are you eating and how much water are you drinking? If you eat more high fiber foods and drink enough water to compensate for the increased fiber, then your poops should hold more water, be softer and smaller in diameter. There are some other more rare conditions that could be affecting your stool transit time and causing constipation, such as an underactive thyroid, but from what you are saying this is not a long-standing problem.
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uh, I think its just the crappy toilets in this place..... but thanks for giving me way more information on bowel movements than I ever wanted to have :o
get it? "crappy toilets"? *ducks*
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more advice:
next time you have to plunge the toilet, DO NOT forget to remove the plunger. otherwise you might get a wee surprise if you are prone to nighttime shits.
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uh, I think its just the crappy toilets in this place..... but thanks for giving me way more information on bowel movements than I ever wanted to have :o
get it? "crappy toilets"? *ducks*
Other people live in apartment complexes with crappy plumbing and they don't have to plunge their toilets all the time because their gigantic poops are not clogging them. How big are your poops? Do they hurt you when they come out? If they do, then there is an over the counter stool softener called Colace, which might help as well. There is also Metamucil and Benefiber, which you could try. Also you could try eating prunes or drinking prune juice. My daughter takes a prescription stool softener called Miralax, which helps her. She has a similar problem.
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i dunno, maybe they do have to do it all the time, how would I know
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i dunno, maybe they do have to do it all the time, how would I know
I had to plunge the toilet quite a few times when my daughter was younger, and I did not know that her huge toilet-clogging poops were not normal until I asked her doctor about it. When he x-rayed her abdomen, her intestines were packed with stool, which is not normal, even though she was pooping huge poops every day. Since we have been treating her problem, we only have to plunge toilets because she sometimes uses huge amounts of toilet paper, not because her poops are clogging them.
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My daughter used to have that problem, I called it colon busters, seriously, such a skinny kid with huge hard shits! Plugged toilets on a daily basis. >:( We now make sure that she gets her veggies as much as possible and drinks her fluids! Try drinking V8 juice with every meal at least it tastes better than metamucil or that other fiber shit!
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My daughter used to have that problem, I called it colon busters, seriously, such a skinny kid with huge hard shits! Plugged toilets on a daily basis. >:( We now make sure that she gets her veggies as much as possible and drinks her fluids! Try drinking V8 juice with every meal at least it tastes better than metamucil or that other fiber shit!
V8 veggie juice tastes like cold tomato soup, I actually gagged when I tried some. metamucil just tastes like orange cordial. :cat:
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My daughter used to have that problem, I called it colon busters, seriously, such a skinny kid with huge hard shits! Plugged toilets on a daily basis. >:( We now make sure that she gets her veggies as much as possible and drinks her fluids! Try drinking V8 juice with every meal at least it tastes better than metamucil or that other fiber shit!
Benefiber and Miralax are colorless, odorless and tasteless and they do not thicken the drink you mix them into. We tried the more veggies and more fluids plan for our daughter for quite some time, but she needed more help than that. My daughter won't drink V8. She hates tomatoes. We initially had to clear out all the poop in her intestines. You would not believe how much poop came out of her, especially considering how tiny she was. She was below the fifth percentile for height and weight then. She never had much of an appetite because she was always so full of poop. She used liquid Senokot for a while and Metamucil fiber wafers, which taste like cookies, then the more veggies and more fluids plan, then Colace and now Miralax.
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It still could be the toilets though- when we moved into this house 5 years ago our toilet was constantly blocking. Have you actually noticed a change in your bowel movements or is it just the toilet blogging that makes you think you have?
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I'm pretty sure its just the toilets, I just thought it would be funny to say gigantic shits!
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I'm pretty sure its just the toilets, I just thought it would be funny to say gigantic shits!
i agree.
anytime you can work shit or poop into a discussion its hilarious.
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I've heard that if you are really constipated, you could always resort to the mathematician's approach.
Get a pencil and paper and work it out in long hand.
:evillaugh:
(My spelling is getting really bad.)
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This thread has taken a shitty turn! And it reminds me of the South Park episode that counted the times "Shit" was said! :laugh:
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Do you need to use the plunger due to huge shits or too much TP?
My shit is too soft to pose a problem but the TP can.
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Oh, a shit thread! Nice. 8)
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so have we decided that dragoon has a loose anus?
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Oh, a shit thread! Nice. 8)
Oh, nice. A shit thread! 8)
Evidence of a loose anus is inconclusive. Please, continue to present additional evidence.
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This thread was the shits since the first post on it. :poop:
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so have we decided that dragoon has a loose anus?
I don't know dragoon but I vote yes anyway. This thread is the shit! :laugh: Having shit in the title reminds me of the shit digging thread. :thumbup:
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Seeing these really old threads necro'd shows a lot of members who have long since left this place. Kind of sad, really. But I guess people go and cum. :zoinks:
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I thought the guests had been digging around again.
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....I hate you all.
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I know you are but what am I?
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You do know that you don't have to take them, you can leave them where you found them. It's your choice, unless it's a compulsion.
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:laugh:
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Maybe they could come over my house and take away some of the gigantic ones Max leaves all over the yard
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Maybe they could come over my house and take away some of the gigantic ones Max leaves all over the yard
You could dry them and burn them this winter for fuel.
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Maybe they could come over my house and take away some of the gigantic ones Max leaves all over the yard
You could dry them and burn them this winter for fuel.
Talking about BIO-fuel. :orly:
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I can't even imagine how bad that would smell even dried out when burnt :zombiefuck:
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Since my surgery, Ive been taking antibiotics. So they are making me shit A LOT. Like not huge gigantic shits, but im going like 4 times a day. Its getting rediculous. I lost 1.5 pounds :S
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Yet another I^2 thread about shit.
Just how many threads here are about shit, farts or other anal related topics??
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Yet another I^2 thread about shit.
Just how many threads here are about shit, farts or other anal related topics??
Just like food and drink, it is a daily recurring pleasure or pain in the ass. :zoinks: