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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: McGiver on April 28, 2013, 05:39:40 PM
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People who set a time to meet up and they are late.
Wtf. You set the time. If you meant 5 you should have said five, not 4.
FUCK!!!
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It is annoying when some funny cunt says to you "smile, luv, it might never happen"
yeah, yeah, fuck off
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People who say, " ya know what I'm sayin', after every fucking sentence.
NO! I haven't a fucking clue.
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Slow drivers in the left lane(s).
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Not getting up to freeway speed on the on ramp/merge lane.
There's people behind you fucker, we have to negotiate this traffic too.
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Gormless bastards who clogg up aisles in supermarkets while they chat shit!
grrr i get trolley rage
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Gormless bastards who clogg up aisles in supermarkets while they chat shit!
grrr i get trolley rage
yeah. Leave their cart on one side and shop the other side o he aisle so no one else gets through.
Inconsiderate motherfuckers. Keep it tight.
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Gormless bastards who clogg up aisles in supermarkets while they chat shit!
grrr i get trolley rage
:lol1: Me too! The slow walkers irk me as well. Get a move on, people!
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People who post a topic with a single subject (peeve) and then post 3 pet peeves. Hey, it's one to a customer!
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Grammar nazis.
We all have our own style.
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Not getting up to freeway speed on the on ramp/merge lane.
There's people behind you fucker, we have to negotiate this traffic too.
:agreed:
That's when it's nice to be on a 1000 cc bike. 8)
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Grammar nazis.
We all have our own style.
You call that style? More like a chinese fire drill. ::)
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People pushing push chairs out in front of them when crossing busy roads. Just fucking wait or use the pedestrian crossing!
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Women who swear at their children with a ciggie hanging out their mush.
tut tut
common as muck
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People pushing push chairs out in front of them when crossing busy roads. Just fucking wait or use the pedestrian crossing!
People do that in England?? :zombiefuck:
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People walking down the middle of the aisle in a parking lot.
Move or get crushed.
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People pushing push chairs out in front of them when crossing busy roads. Just fucking wait or use the pedestrian crossing!
People do that in England?? :zombiefuck:
Yeah i see it a lot. Drives me mad, i never used to put the urchins pushchair by the kerb either, you aint seen how bad some people drive in England, especially trucks, HGV's, they are always clipping the kerb.
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People pushing push chairs out in front of them when crossing busy roads. Just fucking wait or use the pedestrian crossing!
People do that in England?? :zombiefuck:
Yeah i see it a lot. Drives me mad, i never used to put the urchins pushchair by the kerb either, you aint seen how bad some people drive in England, especially trucks, HGV's, they are always clipping the kerb.
Ooooh. push chair= baby stroller??
That's being a bad parent putting your kid at risk like that.
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Noise pollution pisses me off, especially when I'm trying to listen to music! Damn neighbor with his
motorbike, racing up and down the street making a racket! Give it a rest, whippersnapper! :mad:
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Ooooh. push chair= baby stroller??
Always like it when Europeans say, pram. Pram is a great word; Americans should use it.
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Noise pollution pisses me off, especially when I'm trying to listen to music! Damn neighbor with his
motorbike, racing up and down the street making a racket! Give it a rest, whippersnapper! :mad:
When you get your driver's license you can soup up your car and burn rubber and disturb his peace and quiet.
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Pram is short for perambulator, now that does seem a funny word to me. 8)
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1. baby carriage.
2. an odometer pushed by a person walking.
3. a person who makes a tour of inspection on foot.
Origin:
1605–15; < Medieval Latin: inspector, surveyor; see perambulate, -tor
AND
Victorian Perambulator Museum
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Victorian Perambulator Museum
The only Victorian Perambulator museum of its kind in the world offering more than 200 antique baby carriages (perambulators). The world's largest known collection of early wicker baby and doll carriages. Handmade from natural fibers and fashioned into intricate, ornate designs and distinctive shapes, each carriage is a work of art. Unique displays of pre-1900 children's sleds, dolls, velocipedes, farm wagons, toys, books, games and many other items are also on exhibit.
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Pram is short for perambulator, now that does seem a funny word to me. 8)
Didn't know that. Funny word indeed.
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People driving 5 kmph below the speed limit without a good reason.
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:voodoo:go to make my morning coffee and there is none. :zombiefuck:
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:voodoo:goi g to make my morning coffee and there is none. :zombiefuck:
How did that happen? Are your kids drinking it? :orly:
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:voodoo:go to make my morning coffee and there is none. :zombiefuck:
How did that happen? Are your kids drinking it? :orly:
we had people over last night. Reason number five million and two why company is bad.
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:voodoo:go to make my morning coffee and there is none. :zombiefuck:
How did that happen? Are your kids drinking it? :orly:
we had people over last night. Reason number five million and two why company is bad.
If it's any consolation, that evening coffee probably left your guests too jittery to sleep! :spaz:
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Limp wristed snowflakes who double as tyrants who think the entire world should change to accommodate them.
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People who almost come to a complete stop when making a right turn
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Neighbours who slam their car doors shut like MENTAL (= LOUD). This, especially way early in the morning. :finger:
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People who almost come to a complete stop when making a right turn
I sometimes yell, "SWING WIDE MOTHER FUCKER, SWING WIDE."
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People who almost come to a complete stop when making a right turn
I sometimes yell, "SWING WIDE MOTHER FUCKER, SWING WIDE."
Rofl.
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People who, when angered, yell, "shut the front door."
Wtf. Just let it out fucking fuckers.
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People who almost come to a complete stop when making a right turn
I sometimes yell, "SWING WIDE MOTHER FUCKER, SWING WIDE."
Lol I have lots of driving pet peeves
Bicyclists who want to be treated as vehicles yet only obey the traffic laws when it suit them.
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People who almost come to a complete stop when making a right turn
I sometimes yell, "SWING WIDE MOTHER FUCKER, SWING WIDE."
Lol I have lots of driving pet peeves
Bicyclists who want to be treated as vehicles yet only obey the traffic laws when it suit them.
some times I yell, "STOP MOTHERFUCKER. OR YOU'RE GONNA GET HIT."
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People who, when angered, yell, "shut the front door."
Wtf. Just let it out fucking fuckers.
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! - Profanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkA2-9LuYHg#)
She says it at 6:43
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People who almost come to a complete stop when making a right turn
I sometimes yell, "SWING WIDE MOTHER FUCKER, SWING WIDE."
Lol I have lots of driving pet peeves
Bicyclists who want to be treated as vehicles yet only obey the traffic laws when it suit them.
I fucking HATE them. >:(
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You must kill them! Those cowardly bicyclists! :arrr:
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Drivers who do not signal their intent.
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Drivers who do not signal their intent.
That's half the drivers in L.A. :-\
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You must kill them! Those cowardly bicyclists! :arrr:
I have come close many times
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Ebayers who get pedantic over the ebay feedback system. Like it is the be all and end all. They are so easily irritated when you deliberately don't bother giving feedback. It is like a way of life..ebay!
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Contra flow.
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Contra flow.
you too, eh? annoying aren't they?
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Contra flow.
you too, eh? annoying aren't they?
The only time we have contraflow in the New Orleans area is when there's a hurricane evacuation. I've never figured out how to get in the proper lane (when the Interstate splits in LaPlace, the right lane goes North and the left lane goes West). So I just go out the slower (?) older route of the state highway and join the Interstate past the split.
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You must kill them! Those cowardly bicyclists! :arrr:
I have come close many times
Yup, me too.
They want all of the rights of the vehicles AND pedestrians. At the same time.
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I like riding a bike for excersise. But I don't see a reason to ride it on an asphalt road. Wtf. That takes all the enjoyment out of it.
Bicyclists: Get on my level. Biking paths through woods, around bodies of water. Parks. Make sure you can smell the grass, hear the birds, and breathe the fresh air. Not the fucking car exhaust and all that bullshit.
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I like riding a bike for excersise. But I don't see a reason to ride it on an asphalt road. Wtf. That takes all the enjoyment out of it.
Bicyclists: Get on my level. Biking paths through woods, around bodies of water. Parks. Make sure you can smell the grass, hear the birds, and breathe the fresh air. Not the fucking car exhaust and all that bullshit.
Not all people have that choice.
People getting back into shape will rider on the streets first.
Perhaps I have Portland blood in me but I feel bicyclists should be respected.
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Even in bigger cities theres got to be like a park or something. Riding around with a bunch of cars ruins the experience I think. Fuck cars and traffic. Gimme some nature.
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Not being able to find the things I put away where I would find them. :facepalm2:
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I think bicyclists on the road are fine, IF they respect the rules. Problem is, they rarely do.
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My pet peeve: car drivers that whine about bicy.... :green:
Nah, I know, I know..
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Neighbors who neglect to clean the lint filter of the communal clothes dryer. This morning, I cleaned four loads'
worth of lint out of there, in layers of gray and black, good thing *somebody* checks or we'd have a fire! :mad:
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Neighbors who neglect to clean the lint filter of the communal clothes dryer. This morning, I cleaned four loads'
worth of lint out of there, in layers of gray and black, good thing *somebody* checks or we'd have a fire! :mad:
Bring marshmallows!! :voodoo:
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At least whoever-it-was didn't leave *clothes* in either machine, I hate washer/dryer hogs! :grrr:
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Neighbors who neglect to clean the lint filter of the communal clothes dryer. This morning, I cleaned four loads'
worth of lint out of there, in layers of gray and black, good thing *somebody* checks or we'd have a fire! :mad:
(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4075/4941925593_998d2b5172.jpg)
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Neighbors who neglect to clean the lint filter of the communal clothes dryer. This morning, I cleaned four loads'
worth of lint out of there, in layers of gray and black, good thing *somebody* checks or we'd have a fire! :mad:
(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4075/4941925593_998d2b5172.jpg)
And then I'd be stuck going to the laundromat, another thing I hate! :mad:
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All the lice at the elementary school.
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All the lice at the elementary school.
Shaved heads for everybody! Just in time for summer! :autism:
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All the lice at the elementary school.
Shaved heads for everybody! Just in time for summer! :autism:
I like your thinking
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All the lice at the elementary school.
Shaved heads for everybody! Just in time for summer! :autism:
I like your thinking
If I were braver, and had a less massive head, I might buzz my own hair! :autism:
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Cops using the excuse, "you fit a description" to make contact with you.
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Cops using the excuse, "you were swerving in the lane". To make contact with you
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Cops in NYC having the right to 'stop and frisk' at random.
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Random DUI check points.
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Cops and their increased rights and my decreased liberties.
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^ Reading your posts here, I deduce that you had a very bad Friday night! :zoinks:
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^ Reading your posts here, I deduce that you had a very bad Friday night! :zoinks:
not as bad as Marx.
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The elite.
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The elite.
Even the aspie elite? :tard: :autism: We just want to be friends with you!
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The elite.
Even the aspie elite? :tard: :autism: We just want to be friends with you!
I mean the RICH SMUG FAGGOT ELITE.
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There's such an elite?
I much prefer the high-functioning, socially-able aspie elite myself. :M
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Cops using the excuse, "you fit a description" to make contact with you.
Cops using the excuse, "you were swerving in the lane". To make contact with you
Cops in NYC having the right to 'stop and frisk' at random.
Random DUI check points.
Cops and their increased rights and my decreased liberties.
FUCK THE PO-LICE!!!
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There's such an elite?
I much prefer the high-functioning, socially-able aspie elite myself. :M
Me too. I really, really, REALLY do.
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Self-righteous people named Queen Victoria. :yarly:
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QV, I think you're kewl
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Double standards
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QV, I think you're kewl
THis is written under sleepy time medications kicking in, so you may need some translation and guess work. Until recently I thought of myself as the totally faulty but perfect individual.
If the check out line says 20 items and you have 15 cans of cat food, a bag of oranges, 2 loaves of bread, a tin of tea, a candy bar and one pound of butter, you have 21 items, not 6. Get the hell out of my line and go where you belong.
If you walked off the checkout line to get something you'd forgotten, then I pull your cart out since you hadn't finished and so shouldn't be in line.
Don't block an intersection I may not honk, but I will certainly steam and fury.
Now, I make up silly excuses: Oh, he's blocking the intersection because his shoe fell off and he diddn't notice he was creeping on the light.
Yuo want to get ahead of me then go ahead. It's not worth it.
My right idea is someone's bad idea. And the opposite. I once corrected the PR for eating sushi with her hand instead of a chopstick. Found out that night on the internet you can eat with your fingers. I'm really trying to let humans play out their lives as they want to. It's certainly easier than living with the anger, hurt and hatred that jumps in when I get SELF-RIGHTEOUS and SUPERIOR.
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Drivers who don't know how to indicate on a roundabout properly.
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Drivers who don't know how to indicate on a roundabout properly.
hello, renaeden.
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:woohoo:
Renaeden is back!
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We arrived at the four way stop at the same time. You were the car to the right. I waved you through.
Hurry the fuck up.
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Sheeple, who don't understand that they're slaves. :sheep:
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We arrived at the four way stop at the same time. You were the car to the right. I waved you through.
Hurry the fuck up.
Ha, can tell that you are American now.
In Australia, cars on the right have right of way anyway on roundabouts and there is no waving through unless you want strange looks from the other drivers.
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Tailgaters especially when driving with my trailer, sometimes they get so close you can't even see them around it
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Forgetting to put salt in the oatmeal while cooking it.
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Sheeple, who don't understand that they're slaves. :sheep:
What would understanding it accomplish?
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Sheeple, who don't understand that they're slaves. :sheep:
What would understanding it accomplish?
Convince them to overthrow their slave-masters.
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People that keep following you, because they want to talk to you. No matter what you say, no matter what you do, they will go on.
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People that keep following you, because they want to talk to you. No matter what you say, no matter what you do, they will go on.
You may need to start wearing defensive gear. :headphones: :blah:
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People that keep following you, because they want to talk to you. No matter what you say, no matter what you do, they will go on.
You may need to start wearing defensive gear. :headphones: :blah:
And for the stubborn ones, harsher methods may be necessary. :bratac:
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Cops using the excuse, "you fit a description" to make contact with you.
Cops using the excuse, "you were swerving in the lane". To make contact with you
Cops in NYC having the right to 'stop and frisk' at random.
Random DUI check points.
Cops and their increased rights and my decreased liberties.
FUCK THE PO-LICE!!!
Here's one for ya, Some_Bloke!!!
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Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry! :grrr:
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Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry! :grrr:
What would Caesar do? :arrr: :orly:
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Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry! :grrr:
What would Caesar do? :arrr: :orly:
Caesar had staff. The laundry machines weren't even on his radar. :M :P
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Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry! :grrr:
What would Caesar do? :arrr: :orly:
Caesar had staff. The laundry machines weren't even on his radar. :M :P
The Gauls wouldn't have dared to hog the washing machines. :arrr:
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I am patient, up to a point. I have three more days of vacation and if I have to wait all weekend
to use the machines, I can. But on Monday morning, anything left in the machines will be removed! :evillaugh:
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I am patient, up to a point. I have three more days of vacation and if I have to wait all weekend
to use the machines, I can. But on Monday morning, anything left in the machines will be removed! :evillaugh:
Remove it all now, and burn it! :arrr: :flame:
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I am patient, up to a point. I have three more days of vacation and if I have to wait all weekend
to use the machines, I can. But on Monday morning, anything left in the machines will be removed! :evillaugh:
Remove it all now, and burn it! :arrr: :flame:
Revenge is a dish best served cold. :mischief: