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Title: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on November 26, 2006, 02:55:26 PM
The point of this game is simple: post ridiculously silly, stupid and/or nonsensical insults that no one in his right mind could possible find offensive (apart, perhaps, from being exposed to such stupidity). Then, whenever you have been adressed, whine as profusely as you possibly can in your "best" hyper-ultra-mega emo manner, and then either respond in kind or taunt someone else. Note: serious comments about in-topic comments should be marked as such.

I'll begin; to whoever replies first:

You suck in the most sucky way someone can possible suck! A vacuum cleaner would be envious of your sheer suckiness, you suckingly sucky sucker! LOLZ U RLY RLY SUCKS!!1!!1111!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Nomaken on November 26, 2006, 03:27:03 PM
...you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 03:37:07 PM
You dirty little Pet Boys wannabe.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: duncvis on November 26, 2006, 03:52:46 PM
dubious zebra photographer.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on November 26, 2006, 04:16:43 PM
Waaah!!! Y, you hav ruined my live for evar!!! Nows I has nothing left to live fore!

How dare you, you insolent, spiteful, evil, hateful, malicious, malodorous, insensitive, heartless, callous... evildoers! How evil you are! Evil, I tell you! Evil evildoers! EEEVIIL!!!11!!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 04:48:57 PM
hey, what did i ever do to you guys?  cannot you see that i am more vulnerable than you and as an aspie i take everything literal?
you people are the lowest form of scum who prey on innocent victims and what's worse is that you recruit from support sites for people with disabilities.

was that emo enough?

your mamma, your daddy, your bald headed granny!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
You bully. :laugh:

McJ +
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 05:32:00 PM
you mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 05:35:09 PM
You post-hippie era loser!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 05:36:40 PM
You post-hippie era loser!

i am grateful that i am not a baby-boomer.


yes we all lost once the hippies stopped fighting against the establishment and joined them.  bringing them to all new lows.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 05:39:50 PM
 :stoned:
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 05:40:43 PM
stoner!
get a job.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 05:44:42 PM
Free food, man. Free food. And peace. All you'll ever need. :peace:
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 05:47:11 PM
Free food, man. Free food. And peace. All you'll ever need. :peace:

stoner, i bet you want a bag of chips to satisfy your munchies.

here ya go:

(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/65500/65829JOqn_w.jpg)
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 26, 2006, 05:58:57 PM
i don't see a picture! why are you messing with the minds of us lower functioning aspies!  :grrr: :finger: :'(
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 06:15:13 PM
He's a bully, that's why.  >:(
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 06:18:00 PM
they were cow chips.  the image was there for a moment, i even checked after i hit submit.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2006, 06:19:38 PM
Cow chips? That's what you wanted to cheer me up with? :o
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Callaway on November 26, 2006, 06:23:29 PM
I see cow chips, you big crybabies!

 :razz:   

Oh, all right then, here you go:

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Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 26, 2006, 07:25:39 PM
Stop patronizing us, Callaway!  :'(
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Nomaken on November 26, 2006, 07:33:30 PM
Serious:  I have a kitty.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: El on November 26, 2006, 07:41:37 PM
I'm cooler than you are!

((Actually, that would be pretty pathetic))
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: ozymandias on November 26, 2006, 07:59:47 PM
Oh you think your so fucking cooooooool you snot nosed butt munching ass wiping boot licking emo!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Nomaken on November 26, 2006, 08:07:17 PM
What would be pretty pathetic, the comment "I'm cooler than you," or the concept that I am less cool than you?  Because I am pretty pathetic.  ;)
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: ozymandias on November 26, 2006, 08:11:13 PM
Would you like some Cheese with that whine?  Come down off the cross dude because somebody else needs the wood!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Nomaken on November 26, 2006, 08:14:00 PM
Gimme that cheese!

/me pounces the cheese.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 26, 2006, 08:41:44 PM
Stop trying to hog all the cheese, you cheese hogger!  :finger:
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: ozymandias on November 26, 2006, 08:50:24 PM
CHEESE WHIZ, such a row over fermented, curdled milk, you lowlifes!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 08:52:20 PM
Sheesh!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Callaway on November 26, 2006, 08:58:22 PM
Serious:  I have a kitty.

Here are some very delicious cat recipes for your kitty, Nomaken.  :cat:   :flame:

http://catrecipes.com/
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2006, 09:11:38 PM
Serious:  I have a kitty.

Here are some very delicious cat recipes for your kitty, Nomaken.  :cat:   :flame:

http://catrecipes.com/

is that a site which originated in north korea?
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Callaway on November 26, 2006, 09:18:37 PM
I don't know where it originates, but it is wickedly funny.  It is in English.

Cat Recipes:  So Many Recipes, So Few Cats!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Nomaken on November 26, 2006, 09:49:12 PM
Some of those recipes look good, is cat meat available at a store somewhere because if i have to kill and butcher a cat myself I think i'm gonna pass on it.  It is enough of a bitch giving them a pill.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: El on November 27, 2006, 06:59:05 AM
What would be pretty pathetic, the comment "I'm cooler than you," or the concept that I am less cool than you?  Because I am pretty pathetic.  ;)

Someone being less cool than me.  I've a nerd, and proud of my nerdity.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on February 08, 2007, 10:45:50 AM
You all, like, totally suck, dudes. Really, you suck. Oh man, how totally, totally awful you are! You couldn't, like, possibly be worse. Really. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 08, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
I was going to post in here quicker than you just to piss you off, but I knew you'd probably cry if I did.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on February 08, 2007, 10:49:39 AM
Waaah! H-h, h, how can you say something so cruel!? *sniff* *sob* *sneeze* *cuts himself*

WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!111111!1111
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 08, 2007, 10:51:46 AM
Be sure to read my sig to make sure you're cutting the right way.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on February 08, 2007, 10:54:09 AM
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_8_11.gif)
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on February 08, 2007, 10:58:50 AM
Y, you are just posting that to be m-mean! How can you!? You are evil! Terribly terribly evil! Evilly terribly, and terribly evil! You must be exorcized, for you are the devil! Your heinous evil must be stopped, evilly evil evildoer!

(off-topic:)

Try to be a little more whiny and/or ridiculous. Be as gutwrenchingly horribly emo or otherwise ridiculously dramatically hurt as you can when whining, and as silly and stupid as you can when taunting.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 08, 2007, 11:00:26 AM
Shove your off-topic up your arse you emo dick boy
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on February 08, 2007, 11:03:41 AM
Harr harr, ya stupid cunt! How dare ya oppose me like that! ARR, I'll send ya to walk the plank if yer not careful!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on February 08, 2007, 11:06:48 AM
we will play by my rules.

(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_20.gif)
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Callaway on February 08, 2007, 11:07:57 AM
Cry baby cry
make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry


WAAAHHH!  They are being mean to me!  If one more person says something mean to me, I'm going to cry!  :arrr:  
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Leto729 on February 08, 2007, 11:08:03 AM
I like the Viking cats.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on February 08, 2007, 11:15:41 AM
What? This is an outrage! You should be very, very ashamed of yourself! :police:
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: McGiver on February 08, 2007, 11:17:55 AM
that's it, i am deleting my account.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: DirtDawg on February 08, 2007, 11:43:35 AM
Oh no ... *sob* ... tissue tangled in my moustache again. *sniffffff* It's just not a moustache life I have. I don't really think it's a moustache world anymore, either. *sob*
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on February 08, 2007, 12:05:26 PM
My, you have issues with tissues!
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: ozymandias on February 08, 2007, 12:55:06 PM
Goddamn, fucking miserable mother fucking assholish cold,  makes me want to go out and get a shop vacuum to suck all this phlegm and mucous out of my head! >:( 
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: bodie on September 27, 2011, 05:19:55 PM
nincompoop
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 27, 2011, 06:44:01 PM
Shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is.
Title: Re: The Gutwrenchingly Horrible Drama Game
Post by: bodie on September 28, 2011, 02:34:39 AM
Yeah well...Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.