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Title: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: El-Presidente on March 20, 2013, 02:56:00 PM
Jim never fixed it for me  :autism:
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: P7PSP on March 20, 2013, 03:32:56 PM
I was safely being raised a continent away and safe from Jimmy Savile. I did watch Alvin And The Chipmunks which was created by David Seville (real name Ross Bagdasarian Sr). Fortunately David Seville was just a decent regular guy who wrote songs and created a successful cartoon franchise.

None of which really relates but I can't help but wonder if Savile, Seville and Sevilla Spain have common etymology.  :nerdy: Sevilla is nice.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 20, 2013, 04:35:57 PM
I am heartbroken for everyone not yet posted in this thread :'(
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: P7PSP on March 20, 2013, 04:51:05 PM
I am heartbroken for everyone not yet posted in this thread :'(
:indeed:  :(
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 21, 2013, 08:21:38 AM
I know who you mean. Creepy bastard
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 21, 2013, 10:13:26 AM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 21, 2013, 10:22:54 AM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.

In Soviet Russia you molested him?
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 21, 2013, 10:30:39 AM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.

In Soviet Russia you molested him?

....yes. I'm sorry.  :-\
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 21, 2013, 10:42:12 AM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.

In Soviet Russia you molested him?

....yes. I'm sorry.  :-\

Nothing to be sorry about, he deserved it!
However, in Soviet Russia... it deserved.. him?
I'm confused.
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 21, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
In soviet Russia, con fuses you.
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 21, 2013, 10:50:51 AM
In Soviet Russia, vacation, Kamchatka :0
In Soviet Russia, themepark, south ossetia :0

Have you seen that docu of maximum security prisons in russia?
Not kidding, they make American maximum security prisons look like kindergardens

If the prisoners want to walk anywhere, they must walk with a bad hunch, their arms stretched high above their hunched back. Anything else will be percieved as hostile.
This alone takes away any will to wander about, and prisoners usually stay in their cells. That is apart from the gigantic guard dogs, the fully militarized guards, the hostile siberian environment... oh, russia!
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: P7PSP on March 21, 2013, 03:31:27 PM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.

In Soviet Russia you molested him?

....yes. I'm sorry.  :-\
Did you sink Alfonso with your pink torpedo? You are probably not old enough to have been the first of his mom's customers uncles to do so but someone damaged poor widdle Alfonso's rectum.
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: odeon on March 21, 2013, 04:14:26 PM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.

In Soviet Russia you molested him?

....yes. I'm sorry.  :-\
Did you sink Alfonso with your pink torpedo? You are probably not old enough to have been the first of his mom's customers uncles to do so but someone damaged poor widdle Alfonso's rectum.

I think Daddy did that.
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: Icequeen on March 21, 2013, 06:02:25 PM
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Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: P7PSP on March 21, 2013, 07:38:47 PM
 :lol1:
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 22, 2013, 09:23:32 AM
I was in soviet Russia at the time, and as such my defense BEING molested by him was perfect.

In Soviet Russia you molested him?

....yes. I'm sorry.  :-\
Did you sink Alfonso with your pink torpedo? You are probably not old enough to have been the first of his mom's customers uncles to do so but someone damaged poor widdle Alfonso's rectum.

I think Daddy did that.

I tore it to shreds. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Reply to this thread if you weren't molested by Jimmy Savile
Post by: odeon on March 22, 2013, 12:55:25 PM
He'll remember every time he has the soup.