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Title: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 12:58:02 PM
Or don't. It's your choise.

Besides, the only actual enlarging procedures are expensive surgeries, that have a high chance of ending up bad. Of course, have in mind that unless your penis classifies as a so-called "micro penis", any insecurity you have concerning the size is mostly unfounded, and only fueled by irrelevant male competitive attitudes, similar to how certain women push themselves for further weight losses, based on how other women percieve them, rather than men. Men want curves and forms, we all know, but we still get the blame for anorectic women. Women want a man who can care and provide, and sometimes chase unwanted people away, his penis needs to be big enough to function its purpose, and most penises are precisely this size. The only difference is men aren't even observant enough to blame either men or women for their penis-size insecurities.

One of the more frustrating arguments I've had with females, have been to argue for them to NOT loose weight, and NOT get boob enlargements, when they desired to, based on what other females would think of them.

ENLARGE UR BALLS!!!
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 26, 2013, 01:33:59 PM
That was something I am pleased about. I missed out on all the dick size insecurity bullshit growing up BECAUSE I was not that social. I knew about how to have sex long before I actually had it and knew how big an erect dick was supposed to be. Even as a teenager I figured it was about the right size then so I had no insecurities by the time I had sex. It was only some time after that, that I actually understood it was something to stress over. It was too late for me to by then  :thumbup:

As to our other bits? There is always gonna be someone prettier more chiselled stronger more athletic or whatever than you. So who gives a shit? :)
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 01:43:58 PM
That was something I am pleased about. I missed out on all the dick size insecurity bullshit growing up BECAUSE I was not that social. I knew about how to have sex long before I actually had it and knew how big an erect dick was supposed to be. Even as a teenager I figured it was about the right size then so I had no insecurities by the time I had sex. It was only some time after that, that I actually understood it was something to stress over. It was too late for me to by then  :thumbup:

As to our other bits? There is always gonna be someone prettier more chiselled stronger more athletic or whatever than you. So who gives a shit? :)

I agree, I never had the insecurities either, thanks to much of the same reasons, amongst other also a very matter-of-fact way of thinking about it.
But it strikes me what an enormous business insecurity is
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: bodie on February 26, 2013, 02:05:12 PM
willy's look silly when not hard

like the last turkey in the shop :emb:
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 26, 2013, 02:14:17 PM
Men are ugly creatures full stop. No idea what women see in them. Glad they do.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 02:21:26 PM
Agree and agree :D
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 26, 2013, 06:24:22 PM
But, but, I don't have a penis!   :bigcry:

Wait, I don't need one, Prince Albert has one.  Whew.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 06:45:26 PM
That's the wonder with human reproductive organs. If you lack the opposite one, you can always borrow it from someone who has it!
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Jack on February 26, 2013, 06:51:23 PM
but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 26, 2013, 06:53:18 PM
That's the wonder with human reproductive organs. If you lack the opposite one, you can always borrow it from someone who has it!

And if you can't borrow it, you can always use an American Express Platinum Card to buy one.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 06:57:52 PM
but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

Yes. I've been told more than once that men are to blame for the western "beauty ideal" - by the logic of men "demand" women be anorectically thin - which prompts them to starve and get thin.
My mother is an eager proponent to this view, and has reminded me on many occasions how shallow and superficial men are :D
We ARE tho, shallow and superficial that is, but we always prefer a healthy body, rather than skinny. The skinnyness comes mostly from the whole supermodel scene, which is related to fashion and design. This rubs over on music videos and such media (tv series and movies sometimes do a slightly better job at showing varied body shapes), which further rubs off on young impressionable girls, making them starve and look superthin, with the impression that this is what society/men wants - but even so, they actively do it in competition with other girls. A guys opinion about wether or not his gf is thin enough is almost never of any consequence to the girl :D
Thereof annoying arguments I have had in the past "Nooooooo, you do NOT... NOT need to lose any weight!" "Hmmm. I think you're wrong :M"
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Icequeen on February 26, 2013, 07:01:15 PM
It's not about the size of the tool, it's how you use it.

Ask any woman that's sampled the wares over the years, bet she'll tell you the same.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 07:08:08 PM
It's not about the size of the tool, it's how you use it.

Ask any woman that's sampled the wares over the years, bet she'll tell you the same.

I've been told that before :D I find it to not make all that much sense either, one have to be really crappy at reproduction if they manage to not use it right :D
*tries to insert sideways*
*twitches and jerks arbitrarily*

Actually, a friend of mine has had the sad "honor" of making a girl fall asleep during the act. But it was rather his overall attitude that made her fall asleep. At the time he was under the impression that any sort of firmness would constitute "discrimination against women" :'D
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Jack on February 26, 2013, 07:08:33 PM
but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

Yes. I've been told more than once that men are to blame for the western "beauty ideal" - by the logic of men "demand" women be anorectically thin - which prompts them to starve and get thin.
My mother is an eager proponent to this view, and has reminded me on many occasions how shallow and superficial men are :D
We ARE tho, shallow and superficial that is, but we always prefer a healthy body, rather than skinny. The skinnyness comes mostly from the whole supermodel scene, which is related to fashion and design. This rubs over on music videos and such media (tv series and movies sometimes do a slightly better job at showing varied body shapes), which further rubs off on young impressionable girls, making them starve and look superthin, with the impression that this is what society/men wants - but even so, they actively do it in competition with other girls. A guys opinion about wether or not his gf is thin enough is almost never of any consequence to the girl :D
Thereof annoying arguments I have had in the past "Nooooooo, you do NOT... NOT need to lose any weight!" "Hmmm. I think you're wrong :M"

Oh, okay. See what you're saying now. Thin appeal in general, not necessarily those diagnosed with the actual mental disorder...which isn't all that common, even less so than ASD.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 07:09:55 PM
but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

Yes. I've been told more than once that men are to blame for the western "beauty ideal" - by the logic of men "demand" women be anorectically thin - which prompts them to starve and get thin.
My mother is an eager proponent to this view, and has reminded me on many occasions how shallow and superficial men are :D
We ARE tho, shallow and superficial that is, but we always prefer a healthy body, rather than skinny. The skinnyness comes mostly from the whole supermodel scene, which is related to fashion and design. This rubs over on music videos and such media (tv series and movies sometimes do a slightly better job at showing varied body shapes), which further rubs off on young impressionable girls, making them starve and look superthin, with the impression that this is what society/men wants - but even so, they actively do it in competition with other girls. A guys opinion about wether or not his gf is thin enough is almost never of any consequence to the girl :D
Thereof annoying arguments I have had in the past "Nooooooo, you do NOT... NOT need to lose any weight!" "Hmmm. I think you're wrong :M"

Oh, okay. See what you're saying now. Thin appeal in general, not necessarily those diagnosed with the actual mental disorder...which isn't all that common, even less so than ASD.

Too litteral, aspie! :D
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Jack on February 26, 2013, 07:20:45 PM
Well, you did say anorexic women. :laugh:
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Bastet on February 26, 2013, 09:38:58 PM
If your peepee is too tiny to masturbate with fingers or tweezers, you can get off on tiny dick humiliation.

http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick (http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick)


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MicroTinyDick said: On May 10, 2011

Well I totally understand exactly where your are coming from. Your itty bitty dick is almost exactly like mine. We could be tiny dick twins. Mine has no shaft either and only a small head. I am also about 3/4″ hard. I hope you are able to do what I have done and find a Mistress to serve. My mistress constantly beats me to a pulp but allows me to suck on her real men dicks that she fucks and sometimes I even get to lick their cum out of her pussy when they are done if I have been a real good slut. That is my life and the best that I could ever hope for.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 09:48:16 PM
If your peepee is too tiny to masturbate with fingers or tweezers, you can get off on tiny dick humiliation.

http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick (http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick)


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MicroTinyDick said: On May 10, 2011

Well I totally understand exactly where your are coming from. Your itty bitty dick is almost exactly like mine. We could be tiny dick twins. Mine has no shaft either and only a small head. I am also about 3/4″ hard. I hope you are able to do what I have done and find a Mistress to serve. My mistress constantly beats me to a pulp but allows me to suck on her real men dicks that she fucks and sometimes I even get to lick their cum out of her pussy when they are done if I have been a real good slut. That is my life and the best that I could ever hope for.

In many European countries at least, "micropenis" is a legitimate reason to be granted surgery that is covered as any kind of medical treatment, as part of public health care. For women, the same is true for completely flat/deformed boobs, to have them altered.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Bastet on February 26, 2013, 09:59:09 PM
If your peepee is too tiny to masturbate with fingers or tweezers, you can get off on tiny dick humiliation.

http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick (http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick)


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MicroTinyDick said: On May 10, 2011

Well I totally understand exactly where your are coming from. Your itty bitty dick is almost exactly like mine. We could be tiny dick twins. Mine has no shaft either and only a small head. I am also about 3/4″ hard. I hope you are able to do what I have done and find a Mistress to serve. My mistress constantly beats me to a pulp but allows me to suck on her real men dicks that she fucks and sometimes I even get to lick their cum out of her pussy when they are done if I have been a real good slut. That is my life and the best that I could ever hope for.

In many European countries at least, "micropenis" is a legitimate reason to be granted surgery that is covered as any kind of medical treatment, as part of public health care. For women, the same is true for completely flat/deformed boobs, to have them altered.

Do they stretch the skin on the penis for a few months till there is enough to enlarge it? They did that with a burn victim. Filled bags of (I think) saline for a few months till there was enough stretched skin to reconstruct the face.


Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 26, 2013, 10:46:37 PM
  *observes penis anxiety, settles contentedly in chair to continue celibate life*  :autism:
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: bodie on February 27, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.  They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

The result was quite good although recovery was a while due to infection, which, let's face it, here in the uk, must happen a lot.  He is lucky he was not just given a jar of leeches.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 27, 2013, 10:58:20 AM
I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.  They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

The result was quite good although recovery was a while due to infection, which, let's face it, here in the uk, must happen a lot.  He is lucky he was not just given a jar of leeches.

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I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA. They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

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The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.

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The poor guy had his danglies ripped off

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RIPPED OFF

I must go lay down.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 27, 2013, 11:48:13 AM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.

(http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Ron-Perlman.jpg)
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 27, 2013, 11:52:27 AM
(http://thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/heath_ledger.jpg)
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Parts on February 27, 2013, 01:32:44 PM
I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.  They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

The result was quite good although recovery was a while due to infection, which, let's face it, here in the uk, must happen a lot.  He is lucky he was not just given a jar of leeches.

Forearm to foreskin how appropriate :2thumbsup: 
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 27, 2013, 01:52:20 PM
The pictures posted by ZEGH and Rage are a good example of something a cousin once told me.  The Pill has led to women preferring "feminized" men.  As women procreate with "feminized" men their sons will be geneticaly "feminized."  This preference does seem to fit with the general popular male image.  Ron Perelman is older than Heath Ledge and certainly more "rugged and manly".  And yes, I know there are quite a few exceptions in both generations.

Sorry if I've offended any men here.  I know that all of you are just perfect, and I'd be glad to date any one of you if I was single.  (Not that ya'll would necessarily date me -lol.)
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 27, 2013, 01:57:34 PM
No, you're right. I never considered the pill to be the culprit though.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Parts on February 27, 2013, 01:58:25 PM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.

(http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Ron-Perlman.jpg)

He has always creeped me out for some reason and I have a hard time watching things with him in it
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 27, 2013, 02:06:28 PM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.

(http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Ron-Perlman.jpg)

He has always creeped me out for some reason and I have a hard time watching things with him in it

How can someone with the middle name of Francis be creepy?
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Jack on February 27, 2013, 04:58:42 PM
They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

That's what they do for female to males too.
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Anton F on February 28, 2013, 04:28:14 AM
if yer dick is too small just go :anal:, it'll feel pretty big that way!!
Title: Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 28, 2013, 05:54:06 AM
if yer dick is too small just go :anal:, it'll feel pretty big that way!!

You would know