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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: thepeaguy on November 23, 2006, 05:19:20 AM
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...but THIS is just funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu3s24kB7IM&NR
LMAO!
I'm a wigger, so therefore I'm offended. :(
:p
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Why was it funny?
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Why was it funny?
Because he lost his rag with the hecklers of the nigger persuasion.
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kramer must be on drugs.
i just do not get his points. what is he trying to say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI5dGM_l9l8
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Everyone knows that if you heckle a comedian you'll get the same twice back. Whiney-ass nigger. :wanker:
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yes, i suspect that we only saw a small portion of the events that took place.
and maybe kramer was drunk. either way, he is entitled to his opinions, now matter how outdated they are.
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yes, i suspect that we only saw a small portion of the events that took place.
and maybe kramer was drunk. either way, he is entitled to his opinions, now matter how outdated they are.
Do you suspect that he was expressing his real opinions there on the comedy show or trying to rebuke a heckler under pressure? Could be both i suppose. Either way, i didnt find him particularly funny. If he's a looking for a few nigger jokes he should have gave me a buzz.
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Buzzzzzzz!
can i hear a few?
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don't see why that was funny
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don't see why that was funny
its about to. eamonn is going to regale us with a few jokes.
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Richards talks with leaders
By Solvej Schou, Associated Press
Article Launched:11/22/2006 09:15:44 PM PST
LOS ANGELES - In the aftermath of his racial tirade against two black hecklers during a comedy routine, Michael Richards on Wednesday hired a publicist with strong ties to the black community who set up calls to two black leaders.
New York publicist Howard Rubenstein took on Richards as a client Wednesday after being contacted by the comic. He then arranged for Richards to call the Rev. Jesse Jackson and the Rev. Al Sharpton.
"I've known those gentlemen for many years," Rubenstein told The Associated Press.
"Michael apologized profusely. He wants to heal the tremendous wound that he's inflicted on the American public, and on the African-American community. ... I think it was a positive discussion," he said.
Jackson said Richards called "expressing his remorse and his confusion."
"He's embarrassed. He got caught on tape. That's a big part of his anxiety now," said Jackson.
"Clearly he needs some race sensibility training, and some psychiatric help. His anger is volatile and dangerous to himself and others," Jackson said. "I hope he gets the help he needs. But the culture that's producing this kind of animosity toward blacks must be addressed. ... We're increasingly facing cultural
isolation in Hollywood, in the movies and in TV."
Jackson added, "We have to evaluate the use of the n-word and categorize it as hate speech, no matter who uses it."
Calls to Sharpton's home were not immediately returned.
Richards, who played kooky neighbor Kramer on "Seinfeld," lashed out at the hecklers last week during a performance at West Hollywood's Laugh Factory. A video of his rant then appeared on TMZ.com.
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Ok mcjagger, since you insist. Any complaints go to you though. More to come if and when i can be arsed.
A guy finds an old lantern and says "what the fuck, i might as well rub it in the off chance...." And sure enough, out pops a genie who bellows "I will give you three wishes" So the guy says his three wishes and went to bed soon after but wakes up in the middle of the night to find a beautiful blond beside him in the bed. He then opens his chester drawers and finds a million pound stuffed in them. He then went to the bathroom but came back cursing that his third wish never came true. Just then he sees a burning cross outside and men in white sheets coming closer. He says "Shit i'm gonna die and it's my fault". The blond asks why and he retorts "Well, i rubbed a magic lantern today and a genie asked me or three wishes and i asked to have a beautiful blond wake up beside me in bed, a million pounds in cash and to be hung like a nigger"
Saw an advert in the paper today "looking to recruit a young black gentlemen for employment as a mudguard, must be flexible and willing to travel".
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All racist language should either be banned or allowed instead of picking out single individuals. Some black comedians, rap artists etc use the words nigger, cracker, honkey, white devil and sexist words all the time and arent collared for it.
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de-tanning salon!
two black guys are walking down the street when they come across a de-tanning salon, just $2.00.
they open their wallets and one guy has $3.00, the other has $1.00. just enough. but they decide to only try one at a time incase it doesn't work.
so the guy with $3.00 goes in and pays the fee and has a de-tanning session.
when he comes out the other guy says, "wow, homey it worked. you look white. now gimme your buck and i will do it also."
to which the de-tanned guy says, "get a job nigger."
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Everyone knows that if you heckle a comedian you'll get the same twice back. Whiney-ass nigger. :wanker:
Shut up! 50 years ago, we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!
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Everyone knows that if you heckle a comedian you'll get the same twice back. Whiney-ass nigger. :wanker:
Shut up! 50 years ago, we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!
was that the funny part?
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Shut up! 50 years ago, we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!
:agreed:And ten years ago we'd have bombed your arse to smithereens. :tooledup: O0
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Everyone knows that if you heckle a comedian you'll get the same twice back. Whiney-ass nigger. :wanker:
Shut up! 50 years ago, we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!
was that the funny part?
You can talk, you can talk, you can talk! You are brave now, motherfucker!
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Shut up! 50 years ago, we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!
:agreed:And ten years ago we'd have bombed your arse to smithereens. :tooledup: O0
Throw his arse out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!
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He played on Seinfeld.
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Thanks eamonn, that was funny.
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kramer must be on drugs.
i just do not get his points. what is he trying to say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI5dGM_l9l8
That he is sorry, of course. People make bad decisions all their lives.
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I have always wondered why black people can use the N word but whites can not.
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I have always wondered why black people can use the N word but whites can not.
It's the same with you fucking "aspies". Some things are supposedly exclusive to you, whereas it is not allowed to manifest these things, which are exclusive, from others.
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I have always wondered why black people can use the N word but whites can not.
It's the same with you fucking "aspies". Some things are supposedly exclusive to you, whereas it is not allowed to manifest these things, which are exclusive, from others.
I guess that maybe so.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Baa-baa black sheep, have you any wool?
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
Why did you quote me then if you're so indifferent?
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
Why did you quote me then if you're so indifferent?
to what?
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Baa-baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, Im not afraid of the big bad wolf! Hold on that's two different ones, i'l get it right, give me a sec.....
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
Why did you quote me then if you're so indifferent?
to what?
You said that you don't care, but you quoted me insulting you anyway.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Baa-baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, Im not afraid of the big bad wolf! Hold on that's two different ones, i'l get it right, give me a sec.....
Where the fuck were you, man? I missed your puny-ass self.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
Why did you quote me then if you're so indifferent?
to what?
You said that you don't care, but you quoted me insulting you anyway.
that is the thing, i was not insulted.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
Why did you quote me then if you're so indifferent?
to what?
You said that you don't care, but you quoted me insulting you anyway.
that is the thing, i was not insulted.
You still cared, though.
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just words.
sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Niiiggggeeeerrr! Niiiggggeeerrr!
call me spaz, retard, cracker, whitey, twat, dipshit, whatever, i don't care.
but never, i repeat never, call into question my grammar.
Why did you quote me then if you're so indifferent?
to what?
You said that you don't care, but you quoted me insulting you anyway.
that is the thing, i was not insulted.
You still cared, though.
about what?
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Where the fuck were you, man? I missed your puny-ass self.
I was in a dark place, many light years beyone the reach of man's tiny capacity, long before the dawn of history in a magic place called 'None of your fucking business, Geek.'
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Where the fuck were you, man? I missed your puny-ass self.
I was in a dark place, many light years beyone the reach of man's tiny capacity, long before the dawn of history in a magic place called 'None of your fucking business, Geek.'
geek. haha!
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Where the fuck were you, man? I missed your puny-ass self.
I was in a dark place, many light years beyone the reach of man's tiny capacity, long before the dawn of history in a magic place called 'None of your fucking business, Geek.'
Your style's gotten a bit better. Been reading a thesaurus regularly, have we?
Still not my match, though.
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eamonn, you gotta give the kid credit.
after all the whoop arsings that you have given him, he still wants more.
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eamonn, you gotta give the kid credit.
after all the whoop arsings that you have given him, he still wants more.
Maybe it's because I'm not intimidated by the sass of a delinquent ned, who's only giving people here shit because he feels that he has to prove that he has finally achieved a semblance of a "life", shall we say. (No, the blow-up doll does not count as your current girlfriend, Eamonn.)
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eamonn, you gotta give the kid credit.
after all the whoop arsings that you have given him, he still wants more.
Maybe it's because I'm not intimidated by the sass of a delinquent ned, who's only giving people here shit because he feels that he has to prove that he has finally achieved a semblance of a "life", shall we say. (No, the blow-up doll does not count as your current girlfriend, Eamonn.)
the blowup doll was a good one, the semblence of a life routine is tired.
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eamonn, you gotta give the kid credit.
after all the whoop arsings that you have given him, he still wants more.
He's a glutton for punishment, well' i'll be feeding him his own teeth down his gizzaed if i get much more backchat out of him. Just because he has friends in high places (The high flats), that doesnt bother me. I hear you have your ear to the ground peegai, no not in the know, you sleep rough in your own piss. I also hear that your rubbing shoulders with the movers and shakers, you've volunteered for the parkinson's society. Stick that in you're craw weeguy.
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eamonn, you gotta give the kid credit.
after all the whoop arsings that you have given him, he still wants more.
He's a glutton for punishment, well' i'll be feeding him his own teeth down his gizzaed if i get much more backchat out of him. Just because he has friends in high places (The high flats), that doesnt bother me. I hear you have your ear to the ground peegai, no not in the know, you sleep rough in your own piss. I also hear that your rubbing shoulders with the movers and shakers, you've volunteered for the parkinson's society. Stick that in you're craw weeguy.
pwned!
(http://jdemirdjian.com/images/wet%20pants.jpg)
PMSElle!!!
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Your style's gotten a bit better. Been reading a thesaurus regularly, have we?
Still not my match, though.
Im not interested in reading about dinosaurs, either theasauruses or an internet dinosaur like you unless it's just to own you with my brilliant intellect.
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Your style's gotten a bit better. Been reading a thesaurus regularly, have we?
Still not my match, though.
Im not interested in reading about dinosaurs, either theasauruses or an internet dinosaur like you unless it's just to own you with my brilliant intellect.
Eamonn, intellect?
Oil and water.
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(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg)
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(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg)
Ah, the good old days where me and Eamonn slag each other off, pretending to be the dominant, internet tough-guy, while McJ posts random bullshit in order to be annoy-- ahem, funny.
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(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg)
Ah, the good old days where me and Eamonn slag each other off, pretending to be the dominant, internet tough-guy, while McJ posts random bullshit in order to be annoy-- ahem, funny.
its only annoying to you since i am applauding eamonn. :clap:
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(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg)
Ah, the good old days where me and Eamonn slag each other off, pretending to be the dominant, internet tough-guy, while McJ posts random bullshit in order to be annoy-- ahem, funny.
its only annoying to you since i am applauding eamonn. :clap:
Au contraire, mon ennemi, for I masturbate myself with pure satisfaction by your blatant ass-kissing (typical American behaviour).
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Smugness alert -
Luckily i dont have to do this shit 24/7 as i have better things to do, i get laid, i do a womans/poofters job - a nurse and listen to Robbie Williams in all my free time. I pwn at life, noobs.
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yes, and you euro blokes have pride for failure.
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Au contraire, mon ennemi, for I masturbate myself with pure satisfaction by your blatant ass-kissing (typical American behaviour).
At least he's not trying to be French or continental whilst being ruled by brusells. *High-Fives mcjagger*
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Smugness alert -
Luckily i dont have to do this shit 24/7 as i have better things to do, i get laid, i do a womans/poofters job - a nurse and listen to Robbie Williams in all my free time. I pwn at life, noobs.
The American response: :woohoo: :clap: :clap: :woohoo:
The British response: :wanker:
Difference? The British response is more realistic and less pretentious.
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Au contraire, mon ennemi, for I masturbate myself with pure satisfaction by your blatant ass-kissing (typical American behaviour).
At least he's not trying to be French or continental whilst being ruled by brusells. *High-Fives mcjagger*
French > the advent of the English language.
Tu es un dumbass.
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Smugness alert -
Luckily i dont have to do this shit 24/7 as i have better things to do, i get laid, i do a womans/poofters job - a nurse and listen to Robbie Williams in all my free time. I pwn at life, noobs.
The American response: :woohoo: :clap: :clap: :woohoo:
The British response: :wanker:
Difference? The British response is more realistic and less pretentious.
buzzzzzzz.
wrong answer, would you care to play again?
there is no way that that simple image is the british response. it is not over the top enough. you blokes have a tendency to overreacting.
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This is boring me now. I came, i saw and i pwned big style. What more do you intelectual lightweights have to offer me? :thanks:
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thank you eamonn, for honouring us with your presence. do stop by again.
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thank you eamonn, for honouring us with your presence. do stop by again.
He won't go. He's bound to us.
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He won't go. He's bound to us.
I refer you to this threads title.
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He won't go. He's bound to us.
I refer you to this threads title.
again, pwned.
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He won't go. He's bound to us.
I refer you to this threads title.
Cheap, just like your cologne.
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He won't go. He's bound to us.
I refer you to this threads title.
again, pwned.
:3some: I agree, now it's a double pwnage.
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He won't go. He's bound to us.
I refer to you to this threads title.
again, pwned.
:3some: I agree, now it's a double pwnage.
I refer to you this thread's title.
Pwned by your own pwnage. How humiliating.
Seriously, though, if you were around earlier, you could've sorted out this RobertN fiasco.
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do you think that eamonn could have made a difference?
i don't. i think that emma could have, but chose not to, or chose to feed the fire.
but i am just speculating here, since she has never admitted to it.
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I refer to you this thread's title.
Pwned by your own pwnage. How humiliating.
Seriously, though, if you were around earlier, you could've sorted out this RobertN fiasco.
I'm good but my name isnt Jehovah. I would've liked to have been around to have given it a try as i have friends on both sides but alas it wasnt to be.
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do you think that eamonn could have made a difference?
i don't. i think that emma could have, but chose not to, or chose to feed the fire.
but i am just speculating here, since she has never admitted to it.
Yes, because he's one of the founders here.
I'm voting for him at the next Intensity election (as admin).
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do you think that eamonn could have made a difference?
i don't. i think that emma could have, but chose not to, or chose to feed the fire.
but i am just speculating here, since she has never admitted to it.
Yes, because he's one of the founders here.
I'm voting for him at the next Intensity election (as admin).
i will also, if he could be arsed.
btw- i will always vote for him or emma. though i may share a difference of opinions, i believe in loyalty.
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I just thought it was sad. He showed no creativity dealing with the heckler. I'm not so much displeased by the racism than I am the incompetance. Maybe he wasn't feeling well.
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I just thought it was sad. He showed no creativity dealing with the heckler. I'm not so much displeased by the racism than I am the incompetance. Maybe he wasn't feeling well.
Wow, Nomaken, you really are a perfect specimen of a human being, aren't you?
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I dunno. Lazy, incompetant, hypocritical, possibly so.
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I dunno. Lazy, incompetant, hypocritical, possibly so.
Perfect, as in the context of flawlessness.
EDIY: I can see that Gnome is preparing a delightful retort on my behalf, but I must depart for now as it is getting late over here, so au revoir, you fuckwits.
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I dunno. Lazy, incompetant, hypocritical, possibly so.
Perfect, as in the context of flawlessness.
EDIY: I can see that Gnome is preparing a delightful retort on my behalf, but I must depart for now as it is getting late over here, so au revoir, you fuckwits.
pwned. :cheer:
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Well I wanna tell this racist joke I know, because it sort of fits the situation. Plus I think it is funny.
This black man goes to see the doctor and he says his wife just had another kid, and he can't have anymore because he can't support them.
So the doctor looks up what he is supposed to do in his little book and it says, "If you has yo'self a nigger, and he is potent, cut off one testicle."
So the doctor cut off one of the guy's testicles.
Later the black man comes back and he says his wife just had another kid and he still cannot support anymore kids.
So the doctor looks up what he is supposed to do, and the book says, "If you has yo'self a nigger, and he is potent, and you has cut off one testicle, and he is still potent, cut off the other testicle."
So the doctor cuts off the other testicle.
Later the black man comes back and he says his wife just had ANOTHER kid, what is he gonna do?
So the doctor looks in the book and it says, "If you has yo'self a nigger, and he is potent, and you has cut off one testicle, and he is still potent, and you has cut off the other testicle and he is STILL potent, then you been cuttin' the wrong nigger."
This isn't a racist joke so much as a sex joke with a racist styling on it, which is why i think it is still funny.
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I figured he said perfect and flawless sarcastically, but I don't ever remember saying I was either so I wasn't sure if he was serious or not, or exactly what he was talking about.
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flawless as in folds of skin.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOnkv76rNL4&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSOnkv76rNL4&has_verified=1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOnkv76rNL4&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSOnkv76rNL4&has_verified=1
Necrobumping something from nearly ten years ago? When will it end, Pappy? Are you just going to keep going until you find the oldest thread on this site and then necrobump it?
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Are you just going to keep going until you find the oldest thread on this site and then necrobump it?
Yeah, why not??
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Sometimes bumping topics inspires new conversations.
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I want to know why some people only get irritated by Pappy bumping threads.
The weeble is a spammy necrobumper too. Let's get her!! :hitler:
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I want to know why some people only get irritated by Pappy bumping threads.
The weeble is a spammy necrobumper too. Let's get her!! :hitler:
You don't want none of me. Just back right off and go back in your little house. :P
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No way, man, I'm going to your house and raid the fridge. :zoinks:
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No way, man, I'm going to your house and raid the fridge. :zoinks:
Her fridge is empty. Once you are in, she may put a lock on it. :heisenberg:
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No way, man, I'm going to your house and raid the fridge. :zoinks:
Her fridge is empty. Once you are in, she may put a lock on it. :heisenberg:
I deal harshly with vermin in my living space! :death:
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No way, man, I'm going to your house and raid the fridge. :zoinks:
Her fridge is empty. Once you are in, she may put a lock on it. :heisenberg:
I deal harshly with vermin in my living space! :death:
Except for gophers. Gophers get yummy carrot treats. :zoinks: